Penname: Rach3l Real name: Rach3l
Member Since: May 29, 2017


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Stories by Rach3l

No Pain, No Gain by Rach3l

Rated: T • 13 Reviews21

Jim Halpert loves his wife. He loves his children. He doesn't love being a werewolf… but then, who would? 

Humbly submitted for the 2018 Halloween competition. 

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Beets Motel by Rach3l

Rated: MA • 8 Reviews13

A Quiet Place crossover. Gory, action-packed, dark, irreverent, and relatively hilarious (all things considered). This fic is primarily JAM-focused, but also prominently features some traditionally-underutilized secondary characters. 

Takes place around the start of season 4. Just before Fun Run would have happened, if the world hadn't ended.

Through the Glass by Rach3l

Rated: MA • 10 Reviews22

Pam shows Jim the power a good woman can have when all the chips are down. 

AU: Approximately seven months post-Diwali, if Jim's little drunk-biking incident had been witnessed by a police officer.

TRIGGER WARNINGS: Suicidal ideation, references to past sexual abuse.


Penn Island Three by Rach3l

Rated: MA • 3 Reviews5

Discovering the deepest desires of each other's hearts... and pants.

Mostly pants.

Fluffy and fun!

Sin Aesthetics by Rach3l

Rated: MA • 10 Reviews26
Summary: A dark take on JAM from The Office, if everyone in the world had superpowers. TRIGGER WARNING: Rape, sexual assault, sexual violence. Not glorified, posted with mod permission.

Safety First by Rach3l

Rated: MA • 12 Reviews18

An unexpected threat surfaces, testing Jim and Pam's deepening bond in ways neither could have anticipated.

The sequel to Freedom First. Intrigue, drama, sprinkled with fluff, smutty in all the right places (and a few of the wrong ones).

AU: Cameras, cameras everywhere, with a far more sinister purpose. Set in a dystopian version of America, but the people aren't taking it lying down.

**This story picks up a couple of weeks after Freedom First ends. If you haven't read that story, this one may not make sense. 

A Series of Vignettes by Rach3l

Rated: MA • 2 Reviews7
Summary: A series of steamy scenes that I reworked or removed from "Love, Loyalty, Friendship." If you read the original version of that story, you've seen all of these. In retrospect, the level of intimacy seemed unreasonable for a first-date fic, but I didn't want to remove them from the site entirely.

Love, loyalty, friendship by Rach3l Past Featured Story

Rated: MA • 14 Reviews11

Jim and Pam's first date and the ensuing weekend. Set after The Job. My second attempt at taking on the topic.

Final edit 11/11/17: Broken into shorter chapters. Now with 75% less cringe, 100% more realism, and a bit lighter on the smut than before.

Freedom First by Rach3l Past Featured Story

Rated: M • 13 Reviews18

Pam overhears something she shouldn't. In a heartbeat, her burgeoning friendship with Jim develops into something far deeper, more confusing, and more complicated than she ever imagined.

100% JAM, with intrigue on the side. Now with bonus sequel: Safety First. 

AU: Cameras, cameras everywhere, with a far more sinister purpose. Set in a dystopian version of America, but the people aren't taking it lying down.

The Apocalypse by Rach3l

Rated: T • 4 Reviews11
Summary: What will Pam do when the world ends?

The music of my heart, or whatever by Rach3l

Rated: MA • 8 Reviews23
Summary: What if Jim and Pam are musicians who meet in college? What if they maybe don't think too highly of each other, until a chance encounter involving public transportation throws them together unexpectedly? 

Tomorrow's Gonna Be a Brighter Day by Rach3l

Rated: MA • 32 Reviews35

Pam calls off her wedding. Roy loses it. Jim's in Stamford, but not for long. 

A hospital stay and the recovery afterward, almost entirely from Jim's POV. Earnest and fluffy and sweet, with a side of steam for dessert. Tons of inner monologue, lots of dialogue, dramatic with plenty of humor sprinkled throughout. 

Angry Letters by Rach3l

Rated: T • 14 Reviews29

Pam decides to write angry letters without sending them. Or, well, the modern equivalent thereof. A fun little romp of a story!

AU: Canon divergence. Pam doesn't get back together with Roy in season 3. She leaves the wedding when he asks her to dance. They are not together for her art show. They don't go to Poor Richard's, she doesn't tell him about the kiss with Jim, and he never tries to attack Jim in the office. 

The Way He Looks by Rach3l

Rated: K • 2 Reviews5

Get Jim and Pam together or apart in 55 words. 

Irish Spring by Rach3l

Rated: T • 19 Reviews9
Summary: Pam meets the parents. Musings based on the kilt Jim's dad would later wear to their wedding. Set between seasons 3 and 4, a couple of weeks after their first date. 

Words Left Unsaid by Rach3l

Rated: MA • 40 Reviews18
Summary: Jim & Pam's first date (weekend) as a couple. Set after The Job.