Penname: boredhswf Real name:
Member Since: January 18, 2020

Bio:

2 a.m. and I'm still awake, writing
if I get it all down on paper, it's no longer inside of me
threatening the life it belongs to

 


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Summary: “Karen, I don’t even have his phone number. It’s been four years since we last saw each other. When we broke up.” Pam emphasizes this last part as if Karen needs the reminder of her best friend’s personal history. “It’s not like… Look, I’m not going to fall in love with him again.”  
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam
Genres: Drama, Fluff, Humor, Inner Monologue, Romance, Travel, Weekend, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 111518 Read Count: 28048 ePub Downloads: 31
[Report This] Published: November 09, 2018 Updated: July 30, 2023
Comments: *curls up into the fetal position and begins crying*
Cosa Nostra by Coley Rated: M [Reviews - 67] 84
Summary: “This life of ours, this is a wonderful life. If you can get through life like this, hey, that’s great. But it’s very, very unpredictable. There are so many ways you can screw it up.”

Jim and Pam are going to screw everything up. Starting with rule number one: Never fall in love.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Drama, Romance, Steamy, Suspense, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Other Adult Theme, Secondary Character Death, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 33269 Read Count: 5964 ePub Downloads: 9
[Report This] Published: June 03, 2019 Updated: August 31, 2020
Summary:

 She leaves Phyllis’ wedding reception with Roy and unbeknownst to her the last remnants of her friendship with Jim up and follow them out the door.  


Yes, it’s another Season 3 fix-it... don’t judge me...


Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Travel
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 10544 Read Count: 4993 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: August 01, 2020 Updated: August 11, 2020
Summary: There are 10,000 stories about what would have happened if Pam came to her senses either during or shortly after the events of Casino Night. Here's 10,001--complete with several of my favorite tropes. Post Casino Night. Completely AU.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Drama, Fluff, In Stamford, Inner Monologue, Romance, Steamy, Travel, Weekend
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 19550 Read Count: 14443 ePub Downloads: 11
[Report This] Published: May 05, 2019 Updated: June 19, 2019
Shift by thirtypercent Rated: MA [Reviews - 140] 93
Summary: Past Featured Story

What if Jim never went to Stamford? What if Pam started making life changes a little sooner?

An AU look at season 3.

 


Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Ensemble, Jim, Jim/Pam, Kelly, Michael, Pam
Genres: Angst, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 23367 Read Count: 98197 ePub Downloads: 57
[Report This] Published: December 14, 2007 Updated: May 15, 2013
Apres by callisto Rated: M [Reviews - 80] 39
Summary: Past Featured StoryThis will be a series of one-shots that take place after an episode, in no particular order, for as long as I continue to have ideas.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Past, Episode Related
Characters: Jim, Pam
Genres: Angst, Drabble, Drunk Pam/Jim, Humor, Inner Monologue, Romance, Weekend, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 11 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 12593 Read Count: 40650 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: September 15, 2010 Updated: May 09, 2013
Summary: Past Featured StorySeason 8 post episode one shots. Like "Harmony" only, they're Season 8. NOW COMPLETE.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Cece Halpert, Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Holiday, Kids/Family, Married, Oneshot, Pregnancy/Babies, Romance, Steamy, Workdays
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 23 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 57219 Read Count: 71733 ePub Downloads: 50
[Report This] Published: September 27, 2011 Updated: May 14, 2012
Summary: Inspired by the Cold Open of 7x20 "Michael's Last Dundies." Spoilers for that.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Cece Halpert, Jim, Jim/Pam, Michael, Pam
Genres: Drabble, Fluff, Kids/Family, Married, Steamy, Weekend
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6464 Read Count: 15450 ePub Downloads: 5
[Report This] Published: April 23, 2011 Updated: April 30, 2011
Summary: Sometimes, it's just... dirty.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: Let's Spend the Night Together
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2300 Read Count: 9323 ePub Downloads: 6
[Report This] Published: February 28, 2011 Updated: February 28, 2011
Summary: Jim helps Pam out with some of her insecurities about her changing body.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Pregnancy/Babies, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1838 Read Count: 4532 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: October 18, 2009 Updated: October 19, 2009
Oceans by Colette Rated: M [Reviews - 25] 15
Summary: Morning sickness, the Fourth of July, a seedy seaside motel...a happy little fic.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Past
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Holiday, Oneshot, Romance, Travel, Weekend, Wet Pam/Jim
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1882 Read Count: 3764 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: June 28, 2009 Updated: June 28, 2009
Abstinence by Colette Rated: MA [Reviews - 53] 32
Summary: Set about one month after The Job. Pure, romantic smuff, straight up. Not angsty, not edgy, no apologies.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past
Characters: None
Genres: Romance, Steamy, Weekend
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4118 Read Count: 21597 ePub Downloads: 12
[Report This] Published: March 20, 2009 Updated: March 22, 2009
Summary: Past Featured StoryTwo days after the Booze Cruise...what might've happened if Jim had confessed sooner.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past, Episode Related
Characters: Mark
Genres: Angst, Humor, Inner Monologue, Romance, Steamy, Weekend
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 21 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 88192 Read Count: 291341 ePub Downloads: 96
[Report This] Published: January 29, 2008 Updated: July 11, 2008
Summary: Past Featured StoryWhat if Roy was lying when he said he'd never cheated on Pam?  What if Pam was always a little less healthy than she let on?  What if everything, everywhere, is only meant to fall apart?
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim, Jim/Other, Jim/Pam, Pam, Pam/Roy
Genres: Angst, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 31793 Read Count: 73220 ePub Downloads: 31
[Report This] Published: February 16, 2008 Updated: March 18, 2008
Recognition by Colette Rated: M [Reviews - 26] 26
Summary:

Barrettes, bras, neck ties (things that open and close.)

Set sometime between The Job and Fun Run; no spoilers.


Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Oneshot, Romance, Steamy, Workdays
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Challenges: Let Your Hair Down
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1228 Read Count: 7566 ePub Downloads: 5
[Report This] Published: March 03, 2008 Updated: March 03, 2008
Summary: There's something Spooky in the city of Scranton.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Crossover, Alternate Universe
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam, Other
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Horror, Humor, Romance, Suspense
Warnings: Adult language, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 16 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 39100 Read Count: 54584 ePub Downloads: 11
[Report This] Published: October 24, 2007 Updated: February 14, 2008
Comments: I mean...it's my two (four?) favorite things.
Summary: Past Featured StoryPam spends Christmas with the Halperts.  (A first Christmas fic)
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Holiday, Humor, Romance
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 14081 Read Count: 41077 ePub Downloads: 23
[Report This] Published: December 22, 2007 Updated: December 23, 2007
Summary: Past Featured StoryEleven years of Pam Beesly's life. Some are better than others.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Ensemble, Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam, Pam/Roy, Roy
Genres: Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 19612 Read Count: 14796 ePub Downloads: 11
[Report This] Published: November 25, 2007 Updated: November 25, 2007
Summary: Past Featured Story

A collection of brief everyday moments: sleeping, showering, working, eating...(sounds exciting, huh?)

Each part is a mini-one shot (i.e., not a WIP with one ongoing narrative); no spoilers.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Future
Characters: None
Genres: Drabble, Inner Monologue, Romance, Weekend, Wet Pam/Jim, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3731 Read Count: 49496 ePub Downloads: 4
[Report This] Published: September 05, 2007 Updated: November 12, 2007
Summary: Past Featured Story

Jim and Pam surrender to silence after "The Job." A virtual smut-angst festival!

This is smut. Serious, hard-core, unapologetic, squirm in your seat, not-safe-for-work, wild and unhinihibited smut, punctuated by merciless and heart-wrenching angst. In a couple of chapters, there will be smutty angst, and in others, angsty smut. There's even a couple of chapters with no smut at all and some fluff-happy-funny mixed in! But it all ends with a happy bang! Haw. You were warned.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Dubious Consent, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 16663 Read Count: 126987 ePub Downloads: 20
[Report This] Published: August 29, 2007 Updated: September 27, 2007
Hope by nomadshan Rated: M [Reviews - 43] 44
Summary: Past Featured StoryGreat Depression AU.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam, Other, Pam/Roy
Genres: Angst, Holiday, Humor, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 17 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 22191 Read Count: 32382 ePub Downloads: 20
[Report This] Published: September 24, 2007 Updated: September 24, 2007
Summary: Directly after asking Pam to dinner, Jim retreats to the stairwell to collect his thoughts.  He gets interrupted.  By Pam. 
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2186 Read Count: 13856 ePub Downloads: 6
[Report This] Published: September 11, 2007 Updated: September 11, 2007
Summary: Past Featured StoryMid-season 3, Pam's night out with the boys takes a bit of a turn.
Categories: Present, Jim and Pam
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Drunk Pam/Jim, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5981 Read Count: 38629 ePub Downloads: 11
[Report This] Published: July 27, 2007 Updated: July 27, 2007
Summary: Past Featured Story

“I need someplace to stay.” She said this so softly he had to strain to hear her in the stillness of the evening, leaning toward her slightly.  Something inside of him suddenly wanted to protect her.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Angst, Inner Monologue, Romance
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 33558 Read Count: 126470 ePub Downloads: 51
[Report This] Published: June 14, 2007 Updated: July 24, 2007
Only by girl7 Rated: M [Reviews - 366] 169
Summary: Past Featured Story

This picks up pre-merger and is spoiler free, a bit AU as well.  I began this back in October (maybe even September), and obviously the show has deviated quite a bit from what I speculated here.

This begins with angst, but there is a great deal of fluff, steam, smut, and silly...for several, several chapters.  My idea was to go beyond the happy ending, so to speak.  

Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam, Karen, Michael
Genres: Angst, Humor, Inner Monologue, Romance, Steamy, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 38 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 96362 Read Count: 257655 ePub Downloads: 81
[Report This] Published: October 05, 2006 Updated: May 17, 2007