Penname: andtheivy Real name:
Member Since: November 06, 2008


Part time go-go dancer, official milk shake taster. Actually, none of the above. But how cool would it be if that were true?

Author of the Month August 2018

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Stories by andtheivy

Many things that I would like to say by andtheivy

Rated: T • 11 Reviews17
Summary: "I don't believe that anybody feels the way I do about you now..." -Oasis, Wonderwall.

Being in love can hurt like hell. Somewhere in season three.

Nothing, nothing without a woman by andtheivy

Rated: K • 5 Reviews6
Summary: Pam loves him. If there’s one thing he’s sure about, it’s that.
It’s just right now, he’s not so sure she should.

The walls start shaking, the earth was quaking by andtheivy

Rated: MA • 6 Reviews10
Summary: Sometimes, it's just... dirty.

When she wakes me, she takes me back home by andtheivy

Rated: M • 4 Reviews3
Summary: They are silent. It's like this sometimes.

Lushes, lookin' luscious by andtheivy

Rated: MA • 3 Reviews4
Summary: On a Wednesday, they get wasted...

Why wait any longer for the world to begin by andtheivy

Rated: M • 7 Reviews7
Summary: There's always a first time...

Make 'em go "oh! oh! oh!" by andtheivy

Rated: MA • 10 Reviews12
Summary: "We have something these other people don't have, which is a home. And a bed."
"And a shower."

Enough said.

The Conversation by andtheivy Past Featured Story

Rated: K+ • 15 Reviews12
Summary: Jim takes a drive to ask an important question.

Mater/Filia by andtheivy

Rated: K+ • 13 Reviews9
Summary: Pam reflects on one of the more intimate aspects of motherhood while she and Cece share some private time together. "Mater/Filia" is Latin for "Mother/Daughter." That's what this story is about.

On a Night Like This by andtheivy

Rated: M • 144 Reviews57
Summary: I feel like, in order to truly be welcomed into the fold of MTT writers, one must present a first date story. This is mine.

Three Man by andtheivy

Rated: MA • 72 Reviews40
Summary: It's the end of the first week at Dunder-Mifflin College. Jim goes to a party thrown by his friend, Michael, and becomes intrigued by a pretty freshman.

Daddy's Girl by andtheivy Past Featured Story

Rated: K • 118 Reviews33
Summary: "My daughter, the birth of my daughter, gave me life." - Johnny Depp. (And a bit of grief mixed in as well.) Cecelia Halpert, through her father's eyes.

Happy, happy birthday, baby by andtheivy

Rated: K+ • 13 Reviews8
Summary: It's a very special birthday. Or, as Michael puts it, the anniversary of... well, you'll see. With sincere best wishes and many happy returns to the lovely NanReg.

Strawberry Waffles, First Kiss Stories, and Your Head on My Shoulder by andtheivy

Rated: T • 45 Reviews36
Summary: Jim has become an expert at lying, but when tragedy strikes, there's only room for the truth. Jim, Pam and a trip down memory lane that goes further than they knew. Takes place around Season 3.

In My Life, I Love You More by andtheivy Past Featured Story

Rated: MA • 198 Reviews54
Summary: "It's always been Jim and Pam." What if it always was? What twists and turns do a lifelong friendship take? A story of Jim and Pam and love, in varying incarnations.

The First Time by andtheivy

Rated: T • 6 Reviews5
Summary: It's not the first time, but in some ways, it is. Jim and Pam's wedding night.

No More Mr. Nice Guy by andtheivy

Rated: MA • 20 Reviews12
Summary: Response to the Season 2 Mistletoe challenge. It shows up eventually, I promise. After the Christmas party, Jim is tired of being thought of as just a pal, especially by one person in particular. But will he do anything about it?

Disclaimer: I have no ownership over Jim Halpert or any of his parts. Nor do I own anything affiliated with The Office. Except a few DVDs. And stapler. I own one of those.

Just Say When by andtheivy

Rated: T • 23 Reviews14
Summary: Post-Customer Survey. Jim's thoughts