Penname: Team Karen Real name:
Member Since: May 12, 2007

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Name me someone by sherlockelly Rated: MA [Reviews - 23] 16
Summary:

A long time ago, a told people to send me various Office pairings and I would write four or five sentence, super-short extra-filthy fanfictions about them.

A lot of people sent me pairings and a lot of MA short filth was produced. I decided to post them here because it gives me a reason to revisit (read: EDIT) them.

There will be 9 total, maybe 11 if I decide the crappy ones deserve to see light. ;)


Categories: Jim and Pam, Other
Characters: Angela, Dwight, Hunter, Jim, Jim/Pam, Karen, Kelly, Pam, Roy, Ryan
Genres: Drabble, Dream/Fantasy, Romance, Slash, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1957 Read Count: 34471 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: December 27, 2007 Updated: January 01, 2008
Reviewer: Team Karen Signed 10
Date: December 28, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Good boys don't think about that (Jim/Himself)

Wanking-Jim just plays so realistically to me.  I doubt any dude can really lie to himself with his hand wrapped around his dick.  And I've always pegged him a sworn breast man (or else he'd have hung onto Karen hard) so his titty-fuck fantasy... bullseye.  I also see he conveniently doesn't imagine his pearls hitting Pam's face/eyes/hair, etc.

He's seen his share of porn, and he knows that girls who look like Karen don't (can't) wrap their breasts around a guy's dick.

At least not after that first, humbling attempt. :)

 



Author's Response: You delight me, darling. Totally and completely. <3

Reviewer: Team Karen Signed 10
Date: December 28, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: Fight or flight or just give in (Jim/Ryan)

Jim's going to wish he got the pleather apholstery in his Saab instead of the cloth.   I like how you work in the homo-eroticism in the first paragraph (Jim noticing Ryan's lips and hair)

I know everyone reacts differently to slash, but the cross-jerkoff car image basically gave me one of those happy, sinister laughs that are so enjoyable.

Reviewer: Team Karen Signed 10
Date: December 28, 2007 Title: Chapter 5: The music of appreciation (Karen/Hunter)

This one is my favorite so far.  Karen... hot.  Back alley reaching-down-the-pants cathartic orgasms... hot.   Good for Karen.  (Great for me!)

Reviewer: Team Karen Signed 10
Date: December 29, 2007 Title: Chapter 7: Punishment to fit the crime (Jim/Pam/Begging)

You probably know this already, but immobilizing someone with their own lust, well that kinda works for me.  :)  MORE SMUT DEMANDED!

Reviewer: Team Karen Signed 10
Date: December 31, 2007 Title: Chapter 8: How and where (Karen/Ryan/Vibrator)

OK Forget what I said about the Karen/Hunter chapter being my favorite.  That fourth paragraph-- the put together girl losing control, feeling her come, clutching, cursing...  Thanks for the girl bone.

and you can pick how and where and what position.

 

:D

the nicest thing by waltisafox Rated: T [Reviews - 6] 4
Summary: karen heads back to scranton after jims interview. spoilers up to 'the job'.
Categories: Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam, Karen
Genres: Angst, Inner Monologue
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1850 Read Count: 1926 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: January 14, 2008 Updated: January 14, 2008
Reviewer: Team Karen Signed
Date: January 16, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: shoulda known you'd bring me heartache (almost lovers always do)

I said this on the message board, but I think you did her good.  (horny snicker).  I liked it.  There's much to see when you look in the head of a strong person at the moment they are most weak.  You kept the story about Karen and didn't let it degenerate into Karen reflecting on the greatness of happy jam.  Disgust is more appropriate.  (Jim slinking away again was a nice touch, too.)  Great story!

Author's Response: thank you very much! it means a lot coming from such a strong supporter of karen to hear i did her some sort of justice. and i really do feel there is not enough fic exploring this part of her, the part that was a woman in love with a man who took her for granted instead of just a plot device to get the happy couple together. \r\nanyway, thanks again for the review!

Argh! My Eyes!!! by Alex Wert Rated: M [Reviews - 10]
Summary: Andy and Angela get it on in 5 parts.

Categories: Other
Characters: Andy, Angela
Genres: Horror, Humor, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4689 Read Count: 3074 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: March 15, 2008 Updated: November 06, 2008
Reviewer: Team Karen Signed
Date: March 19, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Deprived and Depraved

Andy and Angela spending quality nuts-to-butts time is cool, but only if it's just a lead in for Jim/Pam gentle pink-pony rainbow lovemaking.   I hope in your absence you haven't forgotten the rules. 

Oh and welcome back.  Perv.

 



Author's Response: Since when did I ever care about the rules?  Thanks TK, it's good to be contributing again (to everyone's horror).

The Morning After by firthgal Rated: T [Reviews - 3] 1
Summary: The morning after the Night Out.
Categories: Other, Episode Related
Characters: Dwight, Michael, Ryan
Genres: Angst, Drabble, Fluff, Slash
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 620 Read Count: 2161 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 31, 2008 Updated: May 31, 2008
Reviewer: Team Karen Signed 10
Date: June 01, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

This is a great Ryan portrayal... I think the moment he realizes Michael's man love actually means something to him is a perfect place to set the story.

His cheap cologne smelled like home.

And this is such a telling line about both men.  In fact, so good I think you could have even ended the story right there.  Nice Job!



Author's Response: Aww, thanks so much!  You know, I was actually thinking of ending it on that paragraph, but I wanted Michael to get some verbal love from Ryan for once.  Anyway, this was my first time writing Ryan, so I'm glad that it rang true for you.  Thanks again!

The Totally Gay Version of Jim and Pam by firthgal Rated: K+ [Reviews - 12] 6
Summary: Andy and Oscar are totally the gay version of Jim and Pam.

Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Andy, Ensemble, Jim, Jim/Pam, Oscar, Pam
Genres: Humor, Oneshot, Romance, Slash
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3249 Read Count: 1504 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 10, 2009 Updated: September 10, 2009
Reviewer: Team Karen Signed 10
Date: September 11, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Good thing I get an email when a fave posts, or I'dve missed this.  You, my friend, just nudged the sun back up into the sky and gave this falling Office franchise one more day of summer.  Great story.  Love the frolf bit -- its just the kind of non-sport Andy would get really into (perhaps hackeysack too), and the Andy's interpretation of dude law: he's not gay since the threshold for gayness is doing "the entire dude population."  Nice!

Author's Response: TK!!! *hugs* Thank you so very much for this lovely review!  I love that it inspired metaphors in you.