Ideas for Cold Openings (the pre-title gags) always pop into my head. So these will be just a bunch of teasers that, hopefully, you will find funny. I don't know how many I will post but I'll keep putting them up as they occur to me.
LMAO!!!! Wrong pipe!!!!
Adorable. You captured their voices so well.
Author's Response: Thanks Nan!
That's why you're here, brainiac. Go ahead. Ha! I've probably mentioned this before, but you do such a great job at capturing the characters' voices. I would ask what inspired this but I suspect that you, like me, can make everything pertain to The Office : ) Thanks for starting my day with a smile.
Author's Response: Thank you! And yeah, I can generally make ANYTHING relate to The Office...lol...
You had me at “I can’t believe it’s not Beesly” : ) I would love to see this happen.
Author's Response: Thanks Nan!
An update from you always brings a smile to my face. Very funny, as always : )
Author's Response: Thanks Nan!
LOL! You're just amazing--I can always envision every scene.
Author's Response: Thanks so much!
Oooo...drama, intrigue...and silliness. You know, I wouldn't mind seeing a reappearance from Roy (as long as there is no angst or threat of JAM breakup involved). I only wish we could have "seen" the Roy/Jim meeting. I'm sure that would have been interesting.
Author's Response: I don't think there is ANYTHING that Roy could do to derail these two... there's no going back for Pam. And I decided that it would be funnier to have others react to Roy because that would be funnier. A Jim/Roy conversation just doesn't seem funny to me or anything that could be summed up in a cold opening.That's just my opinion.... Thanks!
LOL! I needed that (just read wendolf's latest update). Thanks for always bringing a smile to my face, k : )
Ah, the sage that is Michael Scott. Love it (as usual).
Author's Response: Thanks!
MICHAEL
Rook out, Jim! Pam rike-a hot
Asian guy to rick her up and down
rike-a rorripop!
No he didn't! Yes...he did.
JIM
Are you… Astro from the Jetsons?
Cause that’s what you sound like.
Bwah!
Kevin, I could hear everyone's voice while reading this--really spot on and so funny.
Enjoy the trailer!
kgreene in the house! And with your 65th installment, no less! I was transported to the DunnyMiff conference room. When will the t-shirt be available on nbc.com? ; )
Author's Response: LOL... that's great! Boy, I would love that! Hmmmm... think NBC would kick in some royalties? : ) Yeah, my neither. Thanks, Nan!
Really funny! Love the cage-match image : )
Author's Response: Thanks! Yeah, I would pay good money to see that... lol...
Love this one. I would love to see that : )
Author's Response: Thanks! You and me both!
You are so good at this!!!!
Author's Response: Thanks! I wish some particular folks out west thought the same...
AWESOME indeed : )
Author's Response: Glad you liked!
You consistently make laugh! What a gift you have! I can envision each one of these cold openings and would so love to see this one in particular. So funny!
Author's Response: Thanks you! Believe me, I'd love to see it too!
So glad to have fanfic back and a new cold opening. Great, as always.
Author's Response: Thanks a lot!
Excellent! I'm grinning : )
Author's Response: Thanks!
"How… am I alive? And… why I am talking
to a muscular mouse in a cape?" Now THAT is funny : ) You're on a roll!
Author's Response: Thanks... just thinking of that stupid line made me laugh. I\'m insane.
Kev! So glad you're feeling inspired. This was a gem--so funny. Great characterizations. And did I say it was funny? It was funny :D Btw, my dad would have been 89 in June. A toast to both of them :)
Author's Response: Wow! Definitely, Nan! I know they both had quite an effect on us. And thanks, I'm really glad you liked it!
So clever, K! They just keep getting better : )
Author's Response: Wow, thanks!
Big BIG smile, K! I can't imagine how you came up with this one : )
Author's Response: That\'s a good thing, because I can\'t either. I have NO idea where this came from...lol.. thanks!
You're just feeling all warm and fuzzy because the strike's over obviously! Awwww...I liked that a lot. You never know, eh? We can hope : )
I absolutely agree with Shass, K. It's talented writers like the two of you who make my work day infinitely more enjoyable. The Strike has me bummed, too. For what it's worth, I fired off two letters and an e-mail to the powers that be at NBC, etc. yesterday. It's all very frustrating. Thanks for another great installment.
Author's Response: That\'s great, Nanreg. I gotta do that. I signed a petition at the WGA site yesterday, but I have to do more. And thank you. You people make me feel so good about writing these things.
K, your cold openings are like little movies in my head (keeping the voices company) ; ) "I would already have done that if Mose hadn't broken the mic I had. He was playing with it the night you and Pam stayed over...Jim looks at the camera in alarm." Oh, that pervy Mose. Hee hee hee hee : )
Author's Response: lol.. thanks. Yeah, Mose is hilarious... he's skeevy and lovable. Sorta. How is that even possible?
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