Jim and Pam are together. They have a fight.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: None
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1881 Read Count: 4035 ePub Downloads: 0
Penname: false_palindrome Real name: Elizabeth
Member Since: August 09, 2007
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i don't believe in happy endings
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i don't believe in happy endings
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Summary:
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: None
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1881 Read Count: 4035 ePub Downloads: 0
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: None
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1881 Read Count: 4035 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 12, 2006 Updated: September 12, 2006
Reviewer: false_palindrome Signed 
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Date: August 11, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
9 Date: August 11, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
i'm so glad you reviewed my story, because now i've found you, and I love you.
Summary: No, she wasn't beautiful right at the start.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Inner Monologue, Oneshot, Workdays
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1724 Read Count: 2579 ePub Downloads: 1
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Inner Monologue, Oneshot, Workdays
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1724 Read Count: 2579 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: December 12, 2006 Updated: December 12, 2006
Reviewer: false_palindrome Signed 10
Date: August 30, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
10 Date: August 30, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
So you wrote this over a year ago, but I've just found it and I love it and you made me almost cry, right there at the end.
Summary: Sometime post Return. Jim drives Pam home and smuttiness ensues.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Oneshot, Steamy, Workdays
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2290 Read Count: 13877 ePub Downloads: 3
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Oneshot, Steamy, Workdays
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2290 Read Count: 13877 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: March 11, 2007 Updated: March 11, 2007
Reviewer: false_palindrome Signed 10
Date: August 14, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: born on a desert floor, you've the deepest thirst
10 Date: August 14, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: born on a desert floor, you've the deepest thirst
this is my favorite fic of all time. for any fandom. it's brutally realistic, and i deeply, deeply appreciate that.
Summary: 
Categories: Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Horror, Humor, Married, Parody, Romance
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 16713 Read Count: 13772 ePub Downloads: 3
"'Jiiiiiiiiim. Come to beeeed,' Pam’s voice is light, and it mistily floats down the empty staircase as it swirls about the room, echoing like a siren’s song."
A series of one-shots. There are times when Jim and Pam's relationship seem a little supernatural.
Categories: Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Horror, Humor, Married, Parody, Romance
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 16713 Read Count: 13772 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: May 21, 2007 Updated: February 12, 2008
Reviewer: false_palindrome Signed 10
Date: September 05, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: Halfling
10 Date: September 05, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: Halfling
OH MY FREAKING GOD I LOVE IT I LOVE IT I LOVE IT.
Seriously, Oh. My. God. Your descriptions are perfect, and I found myself totally into the entire thing.
Summary:
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Dwight, Jim/Pam, Karen
Genres: Angst, Humor
Warnings: Adult language, Dubious Consent, Other Adult Theme, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 11277 Read Count: 15818 ePub Downloads: 3
After being dumped by Jim, Karen tries to take back control of her life... by kidnapping Jim! What nefarious plans does Karen have in store for him? Can Pam rescue Jim before Karen makes him a castrati? Why is Dwight obsessed with semen? All this and more inside! You'd think that maybe it'd be more of a crime drama than anything else, but I'm voting for the anything else.
And how come there's no option for Genres:Twisted? I'd use that.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Dwight, Jim/Pam, Karen
Genres: Angst, Humor
Warnings: Adult language, Dubious Consent, Other Adult Theme, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 11277 Read Count: 15818 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: July 04, 2007 Updated: November 14, 2007
Reviewer: false_palindrome Signed 8
Date: August 11, 2007 Title: Chapter 7: Jam Broke Karen's Brain
Author's Response: Wow, that was supposed to be a serious sentence.
8 Date: August 11, 2007 Title: Chapter 7: Jam Broke Karen's Brain
this is hilarious. that is all i can say: hilarious
"during the next hour he would wish for the comforts of the hot ashes, often and sadly"
for whatever reason, that line made me full on, actually lol. all over the place.
Author's Response: Wow, that was supposed to be a serious sentence.
Summary:
Categories: Other, Past
Characters: Jim
Genres: Inner Monologue
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content, Other Adult Theme, Violence/Injury
Challenges: First Days
Series: None
Chapters: 18 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 5512 Read Count: 28812 ePub Downloads: 1
Jim blogs on Livejournal...This will be an ongoing story, for as long as I have the patience and inspiration to sustain it.
To try make it more of an interactive experience, any and all comments will be responded to in character as if it is in fact, Jim's Livejournal (from the 8th entry on.)
Categories: Other, Past
Characters: Jim
Genres: Inner Monologue
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content, Other Adult Theme, Violence/Injury
Challenges: First Days
Series: None
Chapters: 18 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 5512 Read Count: 28812 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: July 28, 2007 Updated: September 18, 2007
Reviewer: false_palindrome Signed 8
Date: September 09, 2007 Title: Chapter 8: Day…I don’t know what fucking day it is and I don’t care…
8 Date: September 09, 2007 Title: Chapter 8: Day…I don’t know what fucking day it is and I don’t care…
hahahahAHAZOIDSJF! this is mighty depressing, and yet all I can do is laugh. excellent.
Author's Response: Nice. I\'m glad my pain amuses you. Stay tuned to my next post where I throw myself in front of a train.
Summary: Dinner, and what happened later. Post-Season 3.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jan, Jim/Pam, Kelly, Michael
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8226 Read Count: 56264 ePub Downloads: 7
Dinner, and what happened later. Post-Season 3.Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jan, Jim/Pam, Kelly, Michael
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8226 Read Count: 56264 ePub Downloads: 7
[Report This] Published: August 06, 2007 Updated: August 26, 2007
Reviewer: false_palindrome Signed 8
Date: August 14, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: Drive
Author's Response: I'm glad you like it, false_palindrome... I'm such a fan of Cheers Darlin'!
8 Date: August 14, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: Drive
this makes me so freakin' happy. perfect anecdote to angst. hearts. And of course, this was awesome:
“Jim! You’re making this really hard,” she whispers, as she retrieves them again. He laughs. “I’m just returning the favor,” he says.
Author's Response: I'm glad you like it, false_palindrome... I'm such a fan of Cheers Darlin'!
Reviewer: false_palindrome Signed 10
Date: August 30, 2007 Title: Chapter 6: Silence
10 Date: August 30, 2007 Title: Chapter 6: Silence
lovely lovely lovely. you make me, a lover of angst and misery, insanely happy that they might end up... happy.
Summary: Secrets are hard to keep in the office.
Categories: Episode Related, Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Dwight/Angela, Ensemble, Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7594 Read Count: 2740 ePub Downloads: 2
Categories: Episode Related, Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Dwight/Angela, Ensemble, Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7594 Read Count: 2740 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: August 10, 2007 Updated: August 10, 2007
Reviewer: false_palindrome Signed 10
Date: August 11, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Secrets, secrets are no fun; Secrets, secrets hurt someone
Author's Response: Thanks for the nice review! I really enjoy Andy. I can't wait to see more of him in the upcoming season. And Michael. You know Michael really thinks he is the glue that holds the office together. Heh.
10 Date: August 11, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Secrets, secrets are no fun; Secrets, secrets hurt someone
excellent! you got so many of the characterization spot on: esp. Andy.
Also:"That is what I'm here for," Michael continued. "I mean, if it wasn't for my moral support, half of these people would be dead by now. From depression. And hopelessness.
i totally lollerskated all over that one!
Author's Response: Thanks for the nice review! I really enjoy Andy. I can't wait to see more of him in the upcoming season. And Michael. You know Michael really thinks he is the glue that holds the office together. Heh.
Fruit, or Jim Halpert Sleeps With You (Then Leaves To Hang Out With His Girlfriend) by morethanthat Rated: Private [Reviews - 10] 8
8 Summary: Your body gets much closer/I fumble for the clock, alarmed by/The seduction/I wish that it would stop. Squeeze. Rated: MA
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Past
Characters: Jim/Karen, Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Oneshot
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1432 Read Count: 8564 ePub Downloads: 0
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Past
Characters: Jim/Karen, Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Oneshot
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1432 Read Count: 8564 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: August 28, 2007 Updated: August 28, 2007
Reviewer: false_palindrome Signed 10
Date: August 31, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Fruit
Author's Response: Thank you! I guess it makes me sad that you can see it - but I could see it too.. so... lots of sadness. :::sigh:::\r\n\r\nWhen I started writing this fic, that was one of the first things written. It was v. crass, but felt appropriate, and now it\'s a line that\'s dear to my heart. Glad you enjoyed!
10 Date: August 31, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Fruit
I love it because I can see it.
When he confessed to Mark what was going on, he had given him a high five. “Jim, this is amazing, you are drowning in pussy!"
Ha. So perfect.
Author's Response: Thank you! I guess it makes me sad that you can see it - but I could see it too.. so... lots of sadness. :::sigh:::\r\n\r\nWhen I started writing this fic, that was one of the first things written. It was v. crass, but felt appropriate, and now it\'s a line that\'s dear to my heart. Glad you enjoyed!
Summary:
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Dubious Consent, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 16663 Read Count: 126987 ePub Downloads: 20
Jim and Pam surrender to silence after "The Job." A virtual smut-angst festival!
This is smut. Serious, hard-core, unapologetic, squirm in your seat, not-safe-for-work, wild and unhinihibited smut, punctuated by merciless and heart-wrenching angst. In a couple of chapters, there will be smutty angst, and in others, angsty smut. There's even a couple of chapters with no smut at all and some fluff-happy-funny mixed in! But it all ends with a happy bang! Haw. You were warned.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Dubious Consent, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 16663 Read Count: 126987 ePub Downloads: 20
[Report This] Published: August 29, 2007 Updated: September 27, 2007
Reviewer: false_palindrome Signed 10
Date: September 03, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: The Sound of Change...
Author's Response: Thank you. THANK YOU!
10 Date: September 03, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: The Sound of Change...
I love it.
I LOVE IT.
Author's Response: Thank you. THANK YOU!
Summary:
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Dwight, Ensemble, Jim/Pam, Michael
Genres: Humor, Workdays
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 9433 Read Count: 13392 ePub Downloads: 3
Michael's looking for a long lost relative - with (hopefully) hilarious results. Set S4ish - NO SPOILERS - with a healthy dose of a blissful Jim and Pam because I simply can't help myself.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Dwight, Ensemble, Jim/Pam, Michael
Genres: Humor, Workdays
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 9433 Read Count: 13392 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: August 29, 2007 Updated: January 21, 2008
Reviewer: false_palindrome Signed 8
Date: August 30, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
8 Date: August 30, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
bwahaha, your michael/jim back and forth is genius.
Author's Response: Thank you so much!! I love stories where I get to do this. They are so fun to write.
Summary: The office gradually falls into anarchy as Creed calls in sick.
Categories: Past
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Horror, Humor
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2401 Read Count: 2690 ePub Downloads: 0
Categories: Past
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Horror, Humor
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2401 Read Count: 2690 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: August 29, 2007 Updated: August 31, 2007
Reviewer: false_palindrome Signed 8
Date: August 30, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: "I do like Dignan... but he's a liar."
8 Date: August 30, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: "I do like Dignan... but he's a liar."
hahaha, this has amazing potential! stem cells=comedy gold
Author's Response: Hey, thanks... you know, I did have my doubts about the stem cell joke, but I guess it landed.
Summary:
Categories: Jim and Pam, Other
Characters: Jim/Karen, Jim/Pam, Pam, Pam/Roy
Genres: Angst, Romance
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Challenges: Pam's Pregnancy
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1995 Read Count: 4416 ePub Downloads: 0
A more angsty view of the Pam's Pregnancy challenge, but it comes equipped with a happy ending.
p.s. i lied when i said i wasn't going to change the pronouns. I tampered a bit to make it clearer. hope it helps.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Other
Characters: Jim/Karen, Jim/Pam, Pam, Pam/Roy
Genres: Angst, Romance
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Challenges: Pam's Pregnancy
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1995 Read Count: 4416 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 02, 2007 Updated: September 02, 2007
Reviewer: false_palindrome Signed 10
Date: September 02, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: love again
10 Date: September 02, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: love again
I really... I don't know, appreciate this? It felt very honest, to me.
Author's Response: Aww! THANK YOU!!! :D
Summary:
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Future
Characters: None
Genres: Drabble, Inner Monologue, Romance, Weekend, Wet Pam/Jim, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3731 Read Count: 49494 ePub Downloads: 4
A collection of brief everyday moments: sleeping, showering, working, eating...(sounds exciting, huh?)
Each part is a mini-one shot (i.e., not a WIP with one ongoing narrative); no spoilers.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Future
Characters: None
Genres: Drabble, Inner Monologue, Romance, Weekend, Wet Pam/Jim, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3731 Read Count: 49494 ePub Downloads: 4
[Report This] Published: September 05, 2007 Updated: November 12, 2007
Reviewer: false_palindrome Signed 8
Date: September 05, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: Shiny When Wet
Author's Response: Have to admit, I kind of liked that name too...glad it worked for you. Much thanks, false palindrome!
8 Date: September 05, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: Shiny When Wet
He never claimed to be Saint Jim of Irish Spring.
love.
Author's Response: Have to admit, I kind of liked that name too...glad it worked for you. Much thanks, false palindrome!
Summary: A talking head drabble, brought to you by Karen Filippelli.
Categories: Present, Other
Characters: Karen
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 103 Read Count: 1635 ePub Downloads: 0
Categories: Present, Other
Characters: Karen
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 103 Read Count: 1635 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 05, 2007 Updated: September 05, 2007
Summary: For the Pam's Pregnancy Challenge...kinda. Future Fluff.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Married, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: None
Challenges: Pam's Pregnancy
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 752 Read Count: 7512 ePub Downloads: 1
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Married, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: None
Challenges: Pam's Pregnancy
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 752 Read Count: 7512 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: September 11, 2007 Updated: September 11, 2007
Reviewer: false_palindrome Signed 10
Date: September 12, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Hidden Treasures
10 Date: September 12, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Hidden Treasures
"Umm. Are we expecting someone?"
"Yeah." She replies, her voice almost a whisper. "In a little bit..."
So effin' cute.
Author's Response: Thank you f_p! I just wanted it to be subtle, but sweet. So glad you liked it!