Michael's looking for a long lost relative - with (hopefully) hilarious results. Set S4ish - NO SPOILERS - with a healthy dose of a blissful Jim and Pam because I simply can't help myself.
10 "Jim." Michael replies through clenched teeth. "I am not Burger King."
I laughed out loud! :D
Author's Response:
That's my favorite bit in this whole thing.
Happy to make you laugh. Thanks so much for the review.
58 10 Thank you. :) I had a rotten day, but then I read all 27 of these and now I'm smiling. More! :D
Author's Response: I'm glad that I could help! There will definitely be more, so no worries there. Thanks for the review dasani.
Jim and Pam have 24 hours together before he leaves for Stamford. A lot can happen when you're on borrowed time.10 Wow, this is amazing. This is an alternate universe I'd have loved to see played out. Very good. Very, very, very good. So good. Amazing, even. Wow. keep going - I can't wait for the rest!!!!
10 ARRRGG!!! Well, thanks for making my day. Even though you captured Larissa the best way I've read so far, and Even though you captured mopey Jim so perfectly, and Even though you made a very quick update,
I still want more! :D Sooo good.
10 Oooh finally! Thank you for updating :) I really really enjoy this story and I'm so excited for the next chapters!
10 Thank you so much for updating. Lately I've been coming to this site only to see if there is a new chapter in this story. I love it so much - I hope you continue to update!! It seems such a natural (albeit AU) course of action for these 2.. and its sooo loveelyyy... Please continue!
Author's Response: Wow, I'm so sorry I disappointed you with no update for so long! I promise they'll come much quicker now. Really glad you enjoyed it, thanks for reading!
10 Wheeee!!! It might be finished afterall!! I was so excited :) I loved this chapter, thank you thank you!
Ideas for Cold Openings (the pre-title gags) always pop into my head. So these will be just a bunch of teasers that, hopefully, you will find funny. I don't know how many I will post but I'll keep putting them up as they occur to me.
Hahaha, thats so devilishly romantic, even Stanley was laughing. A++,+!
Author's Response: Thanks! Yeah, ya gotta love it when even Stanley gets involved...
Wow.... just, wow. Wow. Oh Emm Gee. I wish this was real -- I can just see their faces. I loved it, its perrrrrrfect!
Author's Response: Wow.(My turn) Thank you!
LOL -- This is so so clever. I'm amazed @ 03:50. I just couldn't go to sleep until I read it!!
Author's Response: Oh my God. Thank you so much but go to sleep! lol..
Haaaaahahahahahahaa!!
Author's Response: lol.. thanks!
LOL This one was good, I liked the use of the camera in Pam's bedroom.
I'm so sad to hear that you're going to STOP cold openings! You left off at #49.. I think you ought to finish up to 50 *wink*. It's a good even number to stop at eh?
ENCORE ENCORE ENCORE ENCORE! :)
Author's Response: lol.. didn't think about that... but I'm not stopping, just.. taking a little break. Unless something hits me between now and the show's premiere. We'll see... Thanks, Dasani!
YES! YES! LOL! "Just die already" LOL!
Classic. Welcome back :)
Author's Response:
Thanks! Glad to be back and glad you're here too.
"KEVIN
(raising hand)
I've heard of them."
(raising hand)
I've heard of Kgreene, and I love his Cold Openings. :)
Author's Response: Wow! Thank you, that was sweet! You're the best, Dasani!
'What? Super-powered bears make good
villains.'
Ahhhhh, I'm going to be laughing to myself all night long now. Seriously, you capture Michael in his entirety. Awesome CO, I can't wait for more :)
Author's Response: Thanks Dasani! Always luv your comments!
10 HAHAHA! I've always always wondered what toby's done to Michael... this is really a hilarious spin on that. you've done it again kgreene! Even if you had that little mix up, it made it even funnier! there needs to be a higher mark to give you than just 10!
Author's Response: WOW, thanks, dasani! I need to f@&% up more often! : )
10 OH MY GOD.
I was giggling outloud as I was reading this. From one adolescent to another, LOLTEABAG!
I've missed your CO's :)
Author's Response: Thanks! Missed them? I've put up a bunch of late... I thought... lol.. thanks again, Dasani!
10 YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS You're back! This was really cute, and really funny (Dwight). So intense eh? Poor Pam....
so glad to see you back writing :)
Author's Response: Thanks, Dasani! Yeah, it\'s been awhile with the writing... I hope to keep it up.! (TWSS) { : O
10 after watching the first new episodes of our favourite show, I hurried on here and hoped you created more COs to read. Man, how I missed the show and missed your COs. Man, you haven't lost your touch a single bit now have you?
I love love love this one; especially because of the pretzel day. I'm still giggling. :P
"MICHAEL
(pouting)
I mean... I've been waiting all year for this."
LLLLLOOOOLLLLL
Thank you kgreene!!! You're so funny! :)
Author's Response: Awww, thanks Dasani! Missed ya!
10 "fancynewbeesley Signed
hahaha omg these are all so amazingly hilarious. you should be writing for the show. i move that you send these to NBC so they can sign you on some kind of contract. you clearly have the office writing gift!"
I second this motion!
Author's Response: lol... Thanks!
An early review right here for the very-soon-future release of a new Cold Opening? ^^? Yes? Maybe? :)
Author's Response: LOL... wow, that;s a new one...lol.. you're sweet! I have a few ideas but nothing really worked up yet.. soon, I promise!
LOL... You have such a way of making Dwight seem so real... Clothes being stolen by a Hawk.. ONLY believable if Dwight said it. This is hilarious -- Thank you for another WONDERFUL Cold Opening!!! Keep 'em coming~ :D
Author's Response: Thanks! i'm glad you liked!
I've read all your cold openings in one sit (17 so far). My first reaction: laughing out loud (my co-workers think I'm nuts!!). My second reaction: I had to register to this site just to give you more great reviews.
THIS IS AWESOME! /end Kevin.
Author's Response: Wow. I know I make a lot of jokes when I answer these reviews but seriously... I sincerely thank you for that. I can\'t believe you registered just to say that. Wow. And I\'m happy that you got a kick out of them, that\'s my job! Thank\'s again!
Hey there - it's me again. Just thought I'd let ya know this..
After reading and submitting a review, I chose one of your chapters (Wacked, I believe) and I forward that on to a co-worker AND my husband.
They both thought this was an extra from a DVD or something from the next episode. They really thought it was the real thing! Your writing protrays the characters SO MUCH LIKE the current real writers.
I just wanted to tell you this. Please don't stop!
Author's Response: Wow. Thank you! That is a really great compliment. I really try to have these characters voices in your head as you read; it\'s important to me to have it as close to the personalities of these crazy people as possible. I\'m glad that you agree and I thank you for having others read these little bits. Thanks again!
LOL!!
100% Picture Perfect. I can completely see the entire scene and I can completely see myself open-mouthed at Michael's completely inappropriate comment and completely believe he would say it.
Have I mentioned you're good?
Where is your script?
Where is your script?
Where is your script?
:D
Author's Response: Lol... It\'s up! It really is! It\'s called Employee Withholding! Gah! Stop yelling at me!!! lol... Thanks so much!