Penname: JHalpert Real name: J
Member Since: March 09, 2009

Bio:
Started writing for MTT back in college in 2009, and found my way back here and my old stories in quarentine. So excited to be reunited with my passion, and with my old pals
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Summary:

Based on the song with the same title, a quick glimpse into the post-Office, everyday life of the Halpert family.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Cece Halpert
Genres: Fluff, Kids/Family, Weekend
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6629 Read Count: 3087 ePub Downloads: 6
[Report This] Published: November 15, 2017 Updated: November 18, 2017
Reviewer: JHalpert Signed 1
Date: November 06, 2020 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2

Can I just say? This deserves so much more than 3 reviews?! I LOVE this song. First off. And your writing of the Halperts is PERFECT. Seriously?! It’s the most in character I read. I loved the kids. I loved everything. Especially the dominos pizza. Thank you for this!!

Summary:

Safe and Sound Cover

Life as they knew it is over. Everything has been and can be taken away in the blink of an eye. Despite this, they found each other. But can they ever find home?

Inspired by A Quiet Place.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Angela, Dwight, Jim, Jim/Pam, Larissa Halpert, Pam, Roy, Ryan
Genres: Drama, Romance, Suspense
Warnings: Explicit sexual content, Mild sexual content, Other Adult Theme, Possible Triggers, Secondary Character Death, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 56650 Read Count: 16852 ePub Downloads: 11
[Report This] Published: April 15, 2018 Updated: June 05, 2021
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Date: October 15, 2020 Title: Chapter 3: Day 152

Aghhhghghg. NLM. As you know I’m a deaf reader and writer and LOVER of a quiet place and all things JAM, so when I saw this this morning on a list of best fics and saw your name attached I had to come read. I’m so happy to feel represented here, I love post apocalyptic fics and this is so good!!

Reviewer: JHalpert Signed 1
Date: October 16, 2020 Title: Chapter 11: Day 376

Pleaseeeeee come back to this. It’s so excellent. I need more!

Virtus by boredhswf Rated: MA [Reviews - 143] 135
Summary:

"It's not about ideologies anymore or what we wish the world was. It just isn’t. You have to decide what matters and then do whatever you can to keep it. Sometimes that means making impossible decisions; choices that take a piece of you.” 


Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Angela, Cece Halpert, Dwight, Jim/Pam, Larissa Halpert, Meredith, Other, Phillip Halpert, Phillip Schrute, Toby
Genres: Drama, Married
Warnings: Adult language, Dubious Consent, Moderate sexual content, Other Adult Theme, Possible Triggers, Secondary Character Death, Violence/Injury
Series: The Virtus Series
Chapters: 19 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 78565 Read Count: 19555 ePub Downloads: 63
[Report This] Published: February 24, 2020 Updated: November 12, 2020
Reviewer: JHalpert Signed 1
Date: September 14, 2020 Title: Chapter 17: Everything is Eclipsed By the Shape of Destiny

Holy. Shit. This story is so captivating I’ve been doing nothing but reading it for two days. More. More. More.

Author's Response: Thank you, JH, so very much! 

Reviewer: JHalpert Signed 1
Date: November 12, 2020 Title: Chapter 19: Epilogue

Oh my god. I literally just SQUEELED out loud “OMG HIS BROTHERS ALIVE?!?” Okay. You have CAPTIVATED me with this story and I only discovered it a few months ago. I will honestly tell you, I was convinced you were an author outside of MTT. Your work is so original, so complex, 4 dimensional, and literally BEAUTIFULLY written. Please consider publishing something. Please give us more JAM. Thank you from the bottom of my heart for gracing us with this story.

Author's Response: Aww, thank you SO much for all this! It is really rewarding to know that something you have written has elicited such a reaction in so many. I hope to write something "real" someday but in the meantime more Jam for sure. Thank you for your support! 

Summary: Pam needs a fresh start. When Jan Levinson calls from New York with an enticing offer: Come to corporate, take the graphic design internship, and then stay on for the year as a "publicist" to the new wild-child VP--she takes the bait, leading her on the wildest year of her life. 
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: None
Genres: Drama, Romance
Warnings: Adult language, Drug Use/Abuse, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 26210 Read Count: 6329 ePub Downloads: 10
[Report This] Published: May 10, 2020 Updated: December 04, 2020
Reviewer: JHalpert Signed 1
Date: December 05, 2020 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6

I had no idea if I’d like fucked up Jim with deep rooted issues. I LOVE THIS. Per usual, your stuff draws me so deeply in!

Summary:

The darkest timeline post Company Picnic


Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Angst, Pregnancy/Babies
Warnings: Possible Triggers, Secondary Character Death, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4755 Read Count: 2013 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: May 31, 2020 Updated: May 31, 2020
Reviewer: JHalpert Signed 1
Date: September 25, 2023 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

So, I haven't logged in to review in forever but I've still been reading and I stopped to login because I felt like I needed to respond to this one. I adore this story. One because we've gone through this as a family, and two because reading grief on this website is few and far between other than just angsty from season 2/3. I like seeing Jim and Pam work together through grief, it's what I tend to write myself, and you did this spectacularly. I'm also so sorry for anything you went through and I hope you're in a much better place now. Sending love across the globe.

Summary: Post "doomsday" s8e5. Jim has skinned his elbow, and Pam patches him up. Things escalate from there. 
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim, Pam
Genres: Married, Slash, Steamy
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2679 Read Count: 1590 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 11, 2020 Updated: September 11, 2020
Reviewer: JHalpert Signed 1
Date: September 12, 2020 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Welp. Vulnerable Jim in many senses of the word. I loved the raw emotion, and then the passionate sex. You hit some fantasies here that were written perfectly. I loved seeing Pam so in charge, ugh this was hot.

Summary: Post-Money oneshot. Jim shows us just how passionate he is about Italian food.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Oneshot, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3290 Read Count: 3368 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: September 20, 2020 Updated: September 20, 2020
Reviewer: JHalpert Signed 1
Date: September 20, 2020 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Mmmmm so nice to read before bed. The sex was hot, but romantic, and I love this episode so much. Would love if Pam had given a little more consent after dinner, but otherwise...very sexy!

Author's Response: Thank you for your support and that advice. I feel like they just trust each other so much that Pam would have spoken up if she had been truly uncomfortable, but I really appreciate the comment!

Summary:

 7 authors. 21 songs. The most shameless smut this site has ever seen.


Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Oneshot, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content, Mild sexual content, Moderate sexual content, Other Adult Theme
Series: Death by a Thousand Cuts
Chapters: 21 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 119765 Read Count: 64858 ePub Downloads: 43
[Report This] Published: September 22, 2020 Updated: November 10, 2020
Reviewer: JHalpert Signed 1
Date: September 22, 2020 Title: Chapter 1: the 1

I love all of youuuu and Jesus Christ this is the hottest it’s gotten so far! Ugh, I love all of it. More more more please.

Author's Response: Thank you for reading!

Reviewer: JHalpert Signed 1
Date: September 30, 2020 Title: Chapter 7: seven

Coley, this chapter gave me life tonight. I loved the fluff, the playfulness, the sex, all of it. Jim is truly the perfect man, I think I’ve fallen even more in love and I’m not sure that was even possible.

Reviewer: JHalpert Signed 1
Date: October 05, 2020 Title: Chapter 8: august

im dead. just dead. I love all of this so much. especially that theyre in austin

Reviewer: JHalpert Signed 1
Date: October 11, 2020 Title: Chapter 14: betty

Ugh. Alright, I'm obsessed with this story like everyone else. But Betty is one of my favorite songs on the album, and I love that she uses the name James in it, and this story was just EVERYTHING I wanted to happen after the art show. Your youtube video is now one of my favorites, I'm a sucker for a Jim and Pam collab video with music. THANK YOU FOR THIS.

Reviewer: JHalpert Signed
Date: November 04, 2020 Title: Chapter 18: our song

THIS WAS MY FAVORITE CHAPTER!!! Thank you for giving me this nugget. It’s perfect in every single way. I loved it so much,’I might cry. Especially today. Thank you thank you thank you!!

Summary:

Sometimes, Pam gets panic attacks, it's no big deal.
Sometimes, Pam gets panic attacks at work, then it's a bit more of an issue.

Set in season 3. No specific episode, but Pam is with Roy and Jim with Karen. 


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam, Phyllis
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: Possible Triggers
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1455 Read Count: 2126 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: September 28, 2020 Updated: September 28, 2020
Reviewer: JHalpert Signed 1
Date: September 28, 2020 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

First off, welcome! And second, I have to say, I really enjoyed this fic. I’ve suffered with anxiety and panic attacks my whole life and they often happen at work. I wish I had a Jim to calm me down when it did, and this really just brought some inner peace to me personally. The way you described how to regulate breathing was so familiar and I could just feel it. Thank you so much for this!

Author's Response:

I'm so glad this resonated with you!

I suffer from panic attacks and anxiety too, which was one of the reasons I wrote this (I use fanfic as a coping mechanism). I too wish I had a person like Jim to calm me down, but most of the people in my life are a bit more like how I described Roy (Whoops).

I'm really happy you found some peace in it, and thank you so much for reading and your comment!

Summary: It’s a clear signal they’ve become real friends, not just two people leaning on each other to get through an endless workday.

A few months after Jim is hired at Dunder Mifflin, he invites Pam to his birthday barbecue. A (mostly) Pam POV on a milestone in the early days of Jam.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Larissa Halpert, Mark, Other, Pam, Pam/Roy
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Holiday
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: Near Misses (The Camera Missed Too)
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1936 Read Count: 992 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 01, 2020 Updated: October 01, 2020
Reviewer: JHalpert Signed 1
Date: October 02, 2020 Title: Chapter 1: A Dwight Voodoo Doll Made From Office Supplies

Awww I loved this! I could smell, taste, feel and see everything. You wrote early Jim and Pam so well. I loved every minute of this!!

Author's Response: Thank you so much! I think there's so much to be done with the pre-cameras part of their relationship, it was fun digging into it.

Summary: Finally Jim's asked her to dinner. Set after S3E23.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: None
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6657 Read Count: 11241 ePub Downloads: 4
[Report This] Published: October 11, 2020 Updated: June 16, 2021
Reviewer: JHalpert Signed 1
Date: October 26, 2020 Title: Chapter 2: Sandwiches and Clown Cars

I am so happy that you're writing here! Your writing is fantastic, I love being able to hear them talking and imagine all of it.

Author's Response: Awww, thank you so much! You're very gracious.  :D

Summary: “I think you should stay and I think we should fight.”

A slight canon-divergent take on our favorite couple staying and fighting in season 9. Takes place after “Couples Discount”.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Married, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3979 Read Count: 1553 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 18, 2020 Updated: October 18, 2020
Reviewer: JHalpert Signed 1
Date: October 24, 2020 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

This. Is. Beautiful.

Summary: Past Featured StoryJim’s been visiting reception five (or 10, or 15…) times a day for years. It turns out it’s become a reflex, and one it will take some work to get rid of now that Pam sits next to him. She’s got a plan, though. (Also: the story of how Jim lost his virginity.)

Jam-flavored fluff set post-Michael Scott Paper Company arc. #4 in the Rejected Cold Openings Series.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Erin, Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Workdays
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: Rejected Cold Opens
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1694 Read Count: 1670 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 19, 2020 Updated: October 19, 2020
Reviewer: JHalpert Signed 1
Date: October 19, 2020 Title: Chapter 1: How Jim Halpert Lost His Virginity

Ohhh I ADORED this. Super cute fluff, I love when he took her fingers in his. Your descriptions are spot on, the dialogue is spot on, and I want more more more.
Love it!

Author's Response: Thank you so much, I'm so glad you liked it! It was fun to just write some cute, uncomplicated JAM.

Summary:

"Sitting at her desk that morning it suddenly registered with Pam that her hair felt heavy, pulled back in that trusty barrette like it always was...

She locked her computer monitor and glanced at her reflection in the black screen, studying it intently."

An introspective look at the thought process behind Pam's haircut in the s3-s4 interim.


Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim, Pam
Genres: Drabble, Oneshot
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1579 Read Count: 1151 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 22, 2020 Updated: October 23, 2020
Reviewer: JHalpert Signed 1
Date: October 23, 2020 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I’m so excited you posted! This is lovely writing, and I love hearing about her hair transformation and this metaphorical weight lifting was a great way to do it. I adored this!

Summary: An AU where Jim Halpert, a young high school English teacher, notices the new art teacher and takes it upon himself to help her get acclimated.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Other, Alternate Universe
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance, Workdays
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 17 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 35572 Read Count: 64587 ePub Downloads: 15
[Report This] Published: October 24, 2020 Updated: November 24, 2020
Reviewer: JHalpert Signed 1
Date: October 24, 2020 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1: The Faculty Lounge

Blahjhhshshdirjnf. WW okay, I’m SO happy this posted tonight, I was literally thinking about this after the discord last night AND felt the need to tell my wife (not a FF reader or writer lol) about your concept becsuse I was so excited for this! They’re so in character, I can picture it perfectly, I was an English major with an art minor so I’m DYING and I am just so happy, did I say that? How HAPPY this story makes me!!!
Kudos!! I love this already!
Jenn

Author's Response: Thank you so much!! I really hope I can do the idea justice! Haha

Reviewer: JHalpert Signed 1
Date: October 25, 2020 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2: The Art Room

As a lover of TMNT as a child, that reference made my heart skip a beat. I love the prank, I love that he's being more forward, and I love that you're borrowing Jenna's style a bit for Pam's look--it's very very cute. I love this!

Author's Response: I don’t even think I meant to borrow Jenna’s style, but when I gave it a final read-through before posting I had the very same thought! Haha and side note, I made my own Raphael (the ninja turtle) costume for Halloween when I was in Jr. High. 😂

Reviewer: JHalpert Signed 1
Date: October 26, 2020 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3: The German Room

She quoted hemingway?!?!?! you're going to have to pick my swooning body off the floor. WW I love this. I can't wait until he's discussing literature. Ugh love love love

Author's Response: As a fellow English major, I’m so happy you’re loving it!! I think you will hopefully like what I have planned for the next chapter, whenever I get to writing it. :)

Reviewer: JHalpert Signed 1
Date: October 27, 2020 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4: The English Room

First, my favorite high school English teacher had a couch and this brought me right back to sitting on. Second, this was my favorite chapter so far! So sweet, endearing, I LOVE it!

Author's Response: I’m so so glad you are loving it!! It really makes me so happy. :) Thank you!

Reviewer: JHalpert Signed
Date: October 30, 2020 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6: The Stadium

Every time I see an update my heart skips a beat. I love this so fucking much. A million jelly beans.

Author's Response: You’re the best. Haha thank you so much!!