Penname: JHalpert Real name: J
Member Since: March 09, 2009

Bio:
Started writing for MTT back in college in 2009, and found my way back here and my old stories in quarentine. So excited to be reunited with my passion, and with my old pals
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Summary: An AU where Jim Halpert, a young high school English teacher, notices the new art teacher and takes it upon himself to help her get acclimated.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Other, Alternate Universe
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance, Workdays
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 17 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 35572 Read Count: 64585 ePub Downloads: 15
[Report This] Published: October 24, 2020 Updated: November 24, 2020
Reviewer: JHalpert Signed
Date: November 02, 2020 Title: Chapter 7: Chapter 7: Field Trip (Part 1)

We has the tape too! I’d never heads anyone else using it so I loved that it was here!

Author's Response: Haha really? I’ve never heard of anyone else doing it either!

Reviewer: JHalpert Signed 1
Date: November 04, 2020 Title: Chapter 9: Chapter 9: Mr. Halpert’s House

Every Damn time. You’re killing me with this! Also I keep running out of jellybeans! Every chapter is so good! Thank you for being amazing!

Author's Response: Thank you for thinking I’m amazing! Haha you’re so nice!

Reviewer: JHalpert Signed
Date: November 07, 2020 Title: Chapter 10: Chapter 10: The Poconos

HE PLAYS THE PIANO?!?! Okay. I’m on the floor. I need CPR.
But. I only want it from him.

Seriously though? PERFECTION right here my friend!! PERFECTION. Also, I hadn’t heard that song before, so I waited to play it until he was singing it? And uhhh I cried. So thank you for all of this you wonderful human!!!

Author's Response: Hells yeah, he plays the piano! 😆 I’m so glad you liked it!!

Reviewer: JHalpert Signed
Date: November 24, 2020 Title: Chapter 17: Chapter 17: Epilogue

I’m CRYING, Katie. Literally. Crying. Thank you for giving us this!! It. Was. Everything.

Summary:

"Pam, when's the last time you lived so intensely that your brain literally couldn't hold the memories in?"

"Oh, it was the summer--"

I think we know what summer it was. 


Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1411 Read Count: 1062 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: October 30, 2020 Updated: October 30, 2020
Reviewer: JHalpert Signed 1
Date: November 01, 2020 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

This writing is just beautiful. I’d love to hear from Jim’s perspective, maybe in winter? I like the seasonal part to it. :)

Author's Response: Ooh, that is a great idea! I actually think that, unlike Pam, Jim actually does remember almost everything. That would definitely be easier to write, so maybe I'm just trying to avoid difficult tasks, lol. But I would love to do something fall/winter themed from Jim's perspective. Thank you for the suggestion and your review!

Summary: A short little vignette about Jim’s little girl growing up.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Cece Halpert, Jim, Pam
Genres: Kids/Family, Oneshot
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1190 Read Count: 1027 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: November 12, 2020 Updated: November 12, 2020
Reviewer: JHalpert Signed
Date: November 12, 2020 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

For the love of all things that is holy, Katie. MORE. MORE MORE. PLEASE GOD MORE.

Ps. I’m dead. You’ve officially killed me with cute

Author's Response: Ha! Thank you! :)

Summary:

illicit affairs coverNew jobs, new cities, new relationships, and yet they cannot seem to escape one another. Will they be each other's salvation, or each other's downfall?

Inspired by the song of the same name by TS

And that's the thing about illicit affairs
And clandestine meetings
And longing stares
It's born from just one single glance
But it dies, and it dies, and it dies
A million little times


Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim, Jim/Karen, Jim/Pam, Other, Pam/Other
Genres: Angst, Drama, In Stamford, Romance, Steamy, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 12623 Read Count: 6548 ePub Downloads: 8
[Report This] Published: November 20, 2020 Updated: January 17, 2021
Reviewer: JHalpert Signed 1
Date: November 21, 2020 Title: Chapter 1: make sure nobody sees you leave

Yassss Lauren, more Tay more JAM, more of all of this. I loooove it!

Author's Response: Yes, never enough Tay and JAM! Thank you JHalpert :-)

Summary: Jim and Pam have been in the pranking game for a long time, and their schemes usually go off without a hitch.

Usually.

A cautionary tale of a cold open circa late S2. #6 in the Rejected Cold Opens series.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Other, Past
Characters: Dwight, Jim, Jim/Pam, Michael, Pam, Stanley
Genres: Humor, Workdays
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: Rejected Cold Opens
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2506 Read Count: 1056 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: November 29, 2020 Updated: November 29, 2020
Reviewer: JHalpert Signed 1
Date: November 29, 2020 Title: Chapter 1: You pay a high price for hip and youthful

This just made me downright giddy. And that she loves Diet Coke. That girl and I have more in common than I thought ;). Love these!!!

Author's Response: I'm so glad you liked it! And confession time: I am also a Diet Coke addict. Send help. Or Diet Coke.

Summary: Past Featured Story

Fancy New Beesly crashes a party.


Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Holiday
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5261 Read Count: 3243 ePub Downloads: 5
[Report This] Published: December 20, 2020 Updated: December 20, 2020
Reviewer: JHalpert Signed 1
Date: December 20, 2020 Title: Chapter 1: Don't Read the Last Page

Obviously this is perfection, I love this so much!!!

Author's Response: Wow, thank you so much! 

The Visit by warrior4 Rated: K [Reviews - 6] 11
Summary: Cece just has one wish for Christmas. Hopefully a visit from someone special will help it come true. For the 2020 Secret Santa exchange.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Cece Halpert, Jim/Pam, Phillip Halpert
Genres: Holiday, Hurt/Comfort, Kids/Family, Oneshot
Warnings: None
Series: Secret Santa Fic Exchange 2020, Hope in the Dark
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5896 Read Count: 1386 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: December 22, 2020 Updated: December 22, 2020
Reviewer: JHalpert Signed 1
Date: December 22, 2020 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I’m pretty sure this was for me. And I am beaming. I couldn’t be happier that you wrote it, Eric! I love it, so so so much! This was just wonderful, and I love your description of the kids, and what a miracle to have Christmas morning. Ugh this hit the feels in ALL the right places. Merry Christmas!!!

Author's Response: You're welcome. I'm glad you enjoyed it so much. I'll be honest I started getting choked up a bit while writing those scenes with Santa and on Christmas morning. I hope you have a great holiday. Merry Christmas.

Safe by AmeliaHalpert Rated: T [Reviews - 15] 18
Summary:

What started as a single little one-shot of what may have happened after Stress Relief.  (Jim was panicked, Pam was scared.  They needed a place to feel safe.) This has now become a little series of vignettes I can't let go of.

Enjoy! 


Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Pregnancy/Babies, Romance
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 3161 Read Count: 1732 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: March 01, 2023 Updated: October 11, 2023
Reviewer: JHalpert Signed 1
Date: October 12, 2023 Title: Chapter 1: Safe and Sound

You know what I love about this? First of all these kinds of stories are my JAM, pun absolutely intended. Stress Relief's cold open has so many funny moments that it becomes distracting how actually terrifying that would have been and you've captured it so so well. Thank you for this! I love this genre of writing and I'm so stoked to read more!

Author's Response: Hehehe!!! I am so glad!!!!! 

We all know the show was a 22min comedy… but there was so much more to be imagined outside of it with a real reaction and response.

Reviewer: JHalpert Signed 1
Date: October 12, 2023 Title: Chapter 2: Shout It

I ADORE that your father did that and you used it in your own story. That's so beautiful, and I'm obsessed with it. Also, falling in love with your partner when finding out you're having a baby, or when that baby comes out is something I will never forget. It truly couldn't have been more magical. Also..will every chapter end in the shower now? Because I'm living for it. Maube you should just call this: Soap lolol i love it!!

Author's Response: Hahaha!  I actually have it in a few silly spaces in other stories.  Some of Jim’s offhand comment in season 7 Valentines ‘we have a shower’ stuck in my head… but it is also one of the most vulnerable care tasks feelings that I adore.  It shows trust and intimacy on more levels than just sex.

Reviewer: JHalpert Signed 1
Date: October 12, 2023 Title: Chapter 3: Five to Seven Minutes

bahhh just reliving my youngest's birth over here (we adopted our oldest at birth) and oh my lord you made me very emotional. So many I'm not crazy, she's crazy went through my brain at the time. And then Hazel was here and it was percfect. thank you thank you thank you! I need more

Author's Response:

Hahahahaha!  Yea!!!! That crazy back and forth made me giggle so much in canon, I couldn’t not write it!

I love that it was perfect for you!! 

Everything by AmeliaHalpert Rated: Private [Reviews - 119] 26 New!
Summary:

Takes place inside/after The Negotiation..pretty much AU after that, but pulls in themes from Beach Games.

Lots of inspiration from Everything by Lifehouse

 

TW: violence, swearing, domestic violence…a VERY different version of what happened after Roy tried to hit Jim.  If you have been through interpersonal violence, or experience anxiety & panic, please go gently here.  

 

100% there will be good stuff as we go...hence the spicy warnings...but in the beginning, it is going to be BUMPY.

In the beginning, each chapter will switch POV, and it will most certainly be Jim/Pam POV, with minimal potential for others. Then the chapters will be longer and shared POV.

 

*Please, be gentle and kind with yourselves, if you choose to read*

Below are a few resources, but if you are a victim of DV and need resources...please hit me up on the Discord group...I am more than happy to help you with additional resources. 

National Domestic Violence Hotline ncadv.org/get-help 

 

Therapist search sites

inclusivetherapists.com/

therapyden.com/ 


Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.

I own nothing outside of a bad case of creative insomnia, a caffeine addiction, a need to dissociate and relax with The Office and a passion for social work. 



Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related, Alternate Universe
Characters: Dwight, Helene Beesly, Jim, Karen, Pam, Roy
Genres: Angst, Drama, Hurt/Comfort, Inner Monologue
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content, Mild sexual content, Other Adult Theme, Possible Triggers, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 58 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 199858 Read Count: 21075 ePub Downloads: 11
[Report This] Published: March 10, 2023 Updated: April 09, 2024
Reviewer: JHalpert Signed 1
Date: October 19, 2023 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6 - Her fear

I like the callback here to "grabbing for balance" I don't know if it was an intentional call to Company Picnic but I like that it was a phrase used so different for her at that time, then it would be in that moment. :)

Author's Response: Because I am FULLY deviating from canon beyond this moment, there are a LOT of call backs to silly things for later!

Reviewer: JHalpert Signed
Date: October 19, 2023 Title: Chapter 12: Chapter 12 - Jim's confusion

Mmm I have felt the very real feeling of not feeling safe in a hospital and it can be scary. Sometimes it feels like a prison, and that's even worse.

Author's Response: So true.  I truly wanted that ‘just go to the hospital’ ‘just call the cops’ myth to be dispelled a bit.  These places aren’t the bastion of safety many imagine them to be.

Reviewer: JHalpert Signed
Date: October 19, 2023 Title: Chapter 13: Chapter 13 - Pam & Ella

Just giggling over here about how pepper spray is always an average day at my work :P

Author's Response: HAHAHA!!!!!!! Yes!!!!! lol!!!