Summary: “I hope you're still committed because I'm pregnant…. And guess what buddy, I am keeping it.” Ryan falls in love with his daughter and being a new him. AU. Rated T
Categories: Other, Present, Future, Episode Related, Alternate Universe
Characters: Kelly, Ryan
Genres: Angst, Fluff
Warnings: Adult language, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes
Word count: 1826 Read Count: 1965 ePub Downloads: 1
Penname: FlonkertonChamp Real name: Victoria
Member Since: July 27, 2009
Bio:
Just a retail drone/nanny/hooker (I'm talking about crochet, you sick bastard...) who's obsessed with "The Office"
Bio:
Just a retail drone/nanny/hooker (I'm talking about crochet, you sick bastard...) who's obsessed with "The Office"
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[Report This] Published: June 15, 2008 Updated: June 15, 2008
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed
Date: August 09, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: He smiles back at himself.
Date: August 09, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: He smiles back at himself.
“You owe me,” he whispered later to Emma. In response, she had thrown up a little, and he’d grinned, completely charmed.
HA! perfect!
Summary: A steamy summer night.
He finds himself, still wondering in the tepid breeze, how he had traveled such a far distance in a matter of weeks.
Set between season 3 and 4.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam
Genres: Drabble, Fluff, Oneshot, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1885 Read Count: 5814 ePub Downloads: 3
He finds himself, still wondering in the tepid breeze, how he had traveled such a far distance in a matter of weeks.
Set between season 3 and 4.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam
Genres: Drabble, Fluff, Oneshot, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1885 Read Count: 5814 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: June 21, 2008 Updated: June 21, 2008
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Date: November 04, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: we peeled the freckles from our shoulders
10 Date: November 04, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: we peeled the freckles from our shoulders
god, this is just so so lovely.
Summary: Occurring during the summer between season 3 and 4:
Pam doesn't change after she gets home and Jim has a little 'moment'.
Categories: Past, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Oneshot, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1709 Read Count: 6061 ePub Downloads: 3
Pam doesn't change after she gets home and Jim has a little 'moment'.
Categories: Past, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Oneshot, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1709 Read Count: 6061 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: June 22, 2008 Updated: June 22, 2008
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: August 08, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Work Clothes
10 Date: August 08, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Work Clothes
Later that weekend he even helped sew the buttons back on all her work shirts.
GAH! perfect!
Summary: What Pam and Jim did on their summer vacation. Who knows what kinds of interesting things these sweltering nights can lead to?
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Humor, Romance, Steamy, Wet Pam/Jim
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Challenges: Hot Hot Heat
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 13352 Read Count: 43934 ePub Downloads: 1
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Humor, Romance, Steamy, Wet Pam/Jim
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Challenges: Hot Hot Heat
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 13352 Read Count: 43934 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: July 02, 2008 Updated: August 29, 2008
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Date: August 09, 2009 Title: Chapter 8: Rub-A-Dub-Dub
Date: August 09, 2009 Title: Chapter 8: Rub-A-Dub-Dub
*fans self* guh. this was amazing.
Summary: Jim and Pam reflect and re-connect at the end of the day. Shameless fluff.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Oneshot, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1580 Read Count: 2610 ePub Downloads: 1
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Oneshot, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1580 Read Count: 2610 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: August 04, 2008 Updated: August 04, 2008
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Date: August 17, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Welcome Home
10 Date: August 17, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Welcome Home
loooooovely!
Summary:
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past, Alternate Universe
Characters: Andy, Angela, Dwight, Ensemble, Jim, Katy, Kelly, Michael, Pam, Phyllis, Roy, Ryan
Genres: Childhood
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 17 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 20747 Read Count: 17967 ePub Downloads: 1
How Jim and Pam might have grown up together if they'd met in Kindergarten.The Memoirs of Pamela Beesly.
(Hi, this is deludez3 on AO3. w4A21qMoPh0Ezyj)
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past, Alternate Universe
Characters: Andy, Angela, Dwight, Ensemble, Jim, Katy, Kelly, Michael, Pam, Phyllis, Roy, Ryan
Genres: Childhood
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 17 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 20747 Read Count: 17967 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: August 07, 2008 Updated: October 16, 2022
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: August 11, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Introduction
10 Date: August 11, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Introduction
i laughed out loud at the description of little angela
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: August 11, 2009 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 1
10 Date: August 11, 2009 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 1
BAHAHA kelly's "makeup"... nice!
and "ms. daniels".... is that a nod to greg daniels?
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed
Date: August 11, 2009 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 3
Date: August 11, 2009 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 3
pam giving jim the crayons... that was the cutest stinking thing EVER!!!!!
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed
Date: August 11, 2009 Title: Chapter 8: Chapter 7
Date: August 11, 2009 Title: Chapter 8: Chapter 7
omg mrs. gould.... PLEASE tell me that's jan!!!!!!!! (pre-divorce, obvy)
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed
Date: August 11, 2009 Title: Chapter 8: Chapter 7
Date: August 11, 2009 Title: Chapter 8: Chapter 7
nvm, not jan, just read the description of her.
seriously, this is awesome-sauce. you should add it to the "those school days" challenge!
Author's Response: Thanks for all the reviews! I haven't touched this story in ages, in fact I forgot about it. :(
Summary: After the Soy debacle is solved, Jim and Pam finally get some time alone. Spoilers for Weight Loss
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Steamy
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1297 Read Count: 3753 ePub Downloads: 0
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Steamy
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1297 Read Count: 3753 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 26, 2008 Updated: September 26, 2008
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: September 01, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: I'm so glad you're here
10 Date: September 01, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: I'm so glad you're here
He grabbed her thighs and turned her to face the edge of the bed. He heard her whisper, “Yay” under her breath and he chuckled.
hehe... i can totally see that.
“Where did this come from?”
“Michael wanted us to be safe.”
“Its root beer flavored.” She laughed, “I’m kind of curious.”
“It was also in Michael’s wallet.”
She threw it across the floor, “Oh, gross.”
i can see that, too.
Summary: yet another proposal fic!
Short little drabble.
Categories: Present, Episode Related, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 230 Read Count: 2269 ePub Downloads: 1
Short little drabble.
Categories: Present, Episode Related, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 230 Read Count: 2269 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: October 19, 2008 Updated: October 19, 2008
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: August 10, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
10 Date: August 10, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
*dies of fluff*
Summary: What happened after Pam picked Jim up in Fun Run? Well, if you live in my mind, it was probably a lot of smuff.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Oneshot, Steamy
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5064 Read Count: 8697 ePub Downloads: 5
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Oneshot, Steamy
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5064 Read Count: 8697 ePub Downloads: 5
[Report This] Published: November 04, 2008 Updated: November 04, 2008
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Date: July 30, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Hiking Without a Hitch
Date: July 30, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Hiking Without a Hitch
“You only want me for my body, don’t you?” he teased.
“Yes. Now, can it,” she said as she stripped the shirt over his head and tossed it over her shoulder.
i want him for his body too.
Summary: 
"It's always been Jim and Pam." What if it always was? What twists and turns do a lifelong friendship take? A story of Jim and Pam and love, in varying incarnations.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Andy, Angela, Dwight, Jim, Jim/Pam, Karen, Katy, Michael, Oscar, Pam, Roy
Genres: Childhood, Drama, Drunk Pam/Jim, Fluff, Holiday, Humor, Inner Monologue, Romance, Steamy, Wet Pam/Jim
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content, Mild sexual content, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 25 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 42756 Read Count: 99330 ePub Downloads: 40
"It's always been Jim and Pam." What if it always was? What twists and turns do a lifelong friendship take? A story of Jim and Pam and love, in varying incarnations.Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Andy, Angela, Dwight, Jim, Jim/Pam, Karen, Katy, Michael, Oscar, Pam, Roy
Genres: Childhood, Drama, Drunk Pam/Jim, Fluff, Holiday, Humor, Inner Monologue, Romance, Steamy, Wet Pam/Jim
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content, Mild sexual content, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 25 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 42756 Read Count: 99330 ePub Downloads: 40
[Report This] Published: November 29, 2008 Updated: March 03, 2010
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed
Date: January 02, 2010 Title: Chapter 2: Baby Elephant Walk
Date: January 02, 2010 Title: Chapter 2: Baby Elephant Walk
um, excuse me whilst i squee. that was just the cutest thing ever! "juh" and "me".... guh!
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: March 03, 2010 Title: Chapter 25: If I can fix every detail of this time in my mind, I can keep this moment always
10 Date: March 03, 2010 Title: Chapter 25: If I can fix every detail of this time in my mind, I can keep this moment always
perfect ending. so perfect in fact, that i'm not begging you to continue. this wrapped it all up nicely.
Author's Response: Haha, thank you! I was rewatching "The Job" the other night and suddenly I knew how it had to end. Thank you for coming along on the journey.
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: February 13, 2010 Title: Chapter 21: Hearts and rabbits and monkeys, oh my
10 Date: February 13, 2010 Title: Chapter 21: Hearts and rabbits and monkeys, oh my
heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee......... *blushes*
"Holy crap, did Valentine's Day throw up in here?" HA!
and i loved “The Rabbit died. And not in a pregnancy sort of way.” it took me a sec to get it. nice!
Author's Response: Thanks. That was also a little shout out to "Golden Girls."
Sophia: I think I'm pregnant.
Dorothy: What happened, the rabbit died laughing?
(Yes, I know that line was an homage to "Maude")
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: February 05, 2010 Title: Chapter 19: Just a boring old trip to Boscov's
10 Date: February 05, 2010 Title: Chapter 19: Just a boring old trip to Boscov's
heeeee... i love how you're adding little bits from episodes into here! and um...
“If ‘Italian food’ comes home pregnant,” Larissa informed him, patting him on the upper arm, “I’ll cut your penis off.”
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yikes. if that's what his own mother would do, i don't even want to know what mr. beesly would do.
Author's Response: Probably shove it down his throat until he choked on it.
Actually, I kind of feel like Mr. Beesly is... not a pushover, exactly, but not the kind of man who the boys were afraid of in high school. Of course, if anyone had done anything to hurt Pam... but I think Larissa might kick Jim's ass before Ed Beesly would.
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: February 02, 2010 Title: Chapter 4: Naked Time
10 Date: February 02, 2010 Title: Chapter 4: Naked Time
so much win.... pam loving jimmy more than her cabbage patch doll, jimmy thinking that pam is more fun than a tonka truck, “I be workin’ on the raaaay ro all the ray ro raaaaay…”, pam calling the chimp "jimmy"...
and of course: "Penis!" hahahaha
reminds me of when i was 7... (long story, so bear with me) we were at dinner with my grandparents, who are very stiff upper lip country club people. i suddenly said that "i know the f-word." in our family, the "f-word" was "fart"... so my mom said, "it's okay, you can say it." so, i said, proudly, and with gusto, "F***!"
yep. my grandparents were thrilled.
Author's Response: Hahaha!! Fortunately or unfortunately, I have a very long memory, so baby Jimmy and Pammy are based in many ways on my younger sister, who is now 24. She learned the word penis at an inopportune time and toddled around my grandparents' home on a religious holiday announcing it repeatedly. (I got in trouble, but I swear I'm not the one who taught her that). Also, she used to sneak into my bedroom when I was 8 and she was 3, promise to go to sleep like a well-behaved child, and then proceed to belt out "I be workin' on the raaaay ro..." until my father would come in and, you guessed it, holler at me.
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: February 02, 2010 Title: Chapter 18: It's not over till you both get your cookies
10 Date: February 02, 2010 Title: Chapter 18: It's not over till you both get your cookies
YYYYYYYYEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS CONTINUE THIS HOLY CRAP
Author's Response: Holy crap, thanks!
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed
Date: January 02, 2010 Title: Chapter 3: Jimmy Pammy Boat
Date: January 02, 2010 Title: Chapter 3: Jimmy Pammy Boat
holy crap, i don't think i can take any more cuteness......
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Date: January 28, 2010 Title: Chapter 16: She was on fire and wild and American
Date: January 28, 2010 Title: Chapter 16: She was on fire and wild and American
the story got lost with this chapter, too. :o(
Author's Response: Okay, it's back up, along with the one before that! Three of my chapters got lost, but they're all reposted now. I'd love your perspectives.
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed
Date: January 15, 2010 Title: Chapter 15: Here's to propriety: may it rest in peace
Date: January 15, 2010 Title: Chapter 15: Here's to propriety: may it rest in peace
omg they need to have sex already!
and it's true, picking off meat does taint the rest of the pizza.
Author's Response: Yep, agreed. I've been a vegetarian for 17 years and people telling me to "eat around the meat" makes me want to smack them.
Also agreed on them needing to have sex. Just haven't decided yet...
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed
Date: January 17, 2010 Title: Chapter 5: Brownie Mix and Bathtubs
Date: January 17, 2010 Title: Chapter 5: Brownie Mix and Bathtubs
ha. i used to do the "shaving" thing with my dad! and i'm a girl.... and i loved the whole "why does jimmy have funny stuff?" part. ohhh the innocence of kids.
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed
Date: January 21, 2010 Title: Chapter 16: She was on fire and wild and American
Date: January 21, 2010 Title: Chapter 16: She was on fire and wild and American
you. are. a. TEASE!!!!!!!!!!!
and i love it. *sexy eyes*
Author's Response: So I've been told. *Flutter* Though at times there's been another word that prefaces the word "tease" and it's generally not meant as a compliment.
For the record, I don't believe I am one.
Summary: One part for each season. Pam's p.o.v. Nothing could be more innocent than a freckle, right?
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Past
Characters: Angela, Karen, Kelly, Mark, Meredith
Genres: Angst, Humor, Inner Monologue, Romance, Steamy, Weekend, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5981 Read Count: 27548 ePub Downloads: 7
One part for each season. Pam's p.o.v. Nothing could be more innocent than a freckle, right?Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Past
Characters: Angela, Karen, Kelly, Mark, Meredith
Genres: Angst, Humor, Inner Monologue, Romance, Steamy, Weekend, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5981 Read Count: 27548 ePub Downloads: 7
[Report This] Published: November 30, 2008 Updated: December 09, 2008
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Date: October 08, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: a faint pulse
10 Date: October 08, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: a faint pulse
It occurred to her that she couldn’t get that intense a reaction from Roy if she reached out and grabbed his crotch.
holy. crap. in a good way.
and i don't know why, but They were long and surprisingly graceful. His fingers, not the pencils. made me lol.
Author's Response: Well, thank you very much - in a good way ;-)