Penname: WaterScorpion Real name: Lacey Ann
Member Since: July 08, 2017

Bio:
Scorpio, Avid reader, Office Obsesser and lonely writer. 
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Reviews by WaterScorpion
Summary:

Ideas for Cold Openings (the pre-title gags) always pop into my head. So these will be just a bunch of teasers that, hopefully, you will find funny. I don't know how many I will post but I'll keep putting them up as they occur to me.

 


Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Humor
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 74 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 43087 Read Count: 272842 ePub Downloads: 5
[Report This] Published: September 18, 2007 Updated: August 20, 2010
Reviewer: WaterScorpion Signed 1
Date: July 20, 2017 Title: Chapter 74: Lost In Translation

Wow!! That was amazing! I felt like I was reading off actual scripts from the show. Especially loved the Jim and Pam ones! Really great writing, you should take up script writing. Hope to see more.

Reviewer: WaterScorpion Signed 1
Date: July 20, 2017 Title: Chapter 8: Four Stars

This has to be one of my favorites, I'm just a huge Jim and Pam fan.

Summary: Past Featured StoryJim and Pam are Jim and Pam, only...not really.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past, Episode Related, Alternate Universe
Characters: Ensemble, Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 30 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 77452 Read Count: 232655 ePub Downloads: 64
[Report This] Published: March 16, 2008 Updated: May 21, 2008
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Date: July 22, 2017 Title: Chapter 30: Sam Adams and Nora Roberts refuse to share the spotlight, but that's ok because I'd rather be in love than be famous.

Really great writing. Love the cool twist on the characters.

Summary:

  AU. Jim's at corporate. Engaged to Karen. But what happens when he gets a new redheaded green-eyed secretary?

Disclaimer: I own nothing. All rights to NBC. But if I did, well let's just say this show would've been on HBO or showtime. 


Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Karen
Genres: Drama
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 3608 Read Count: 1346 ePub Downloads: 10
[Report This] Published: February 25, 2017 Updated: February 25, 2017
Reviewer: WaterScorpion Signed 1
Date: July 08, 2017 Title: Chapter 1: Announcements Are Very Official

Wow this is amazing, love alternate universe where they always end up together. Waiting for more please! Really good writing too.

Summary: Past Featured StoryNo one's ever had a crush on her as far as she knows. Roy, maybe, but that was so long ago it doesn't feel like it even counts.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam, Pam/Roy, Roy
Genres: Angst, Claustrophobic Spaces, Steamy, Workdays
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1955 Read Count: 5276 ePub Downloads: 4
[Report This] Published: July 20, 2017 Updated: July 21, 2017
Reviewer: WaterScorpion Signed 1
Date: July 21, 2017 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Love reading what if stories! More please!

Author's Response: Me too! They're my favorite kind. Thanks for the review <3