Penname: belsum Real name: bel
Member Since: November 06, 2006

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Summary: Directly after asking Pam to dinner, Jim retreats to the stairwell to collect his thoughts.  He gets interrupted.  By Pam. 
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2186 Read Count: 13853 ePub Downloads: 6
[Report This] Published: September 11, 2007 Updated: September 11, 2007
Reviewer: belsum Signed
Date: September 18, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Hee!  Hot and funny!  Very nicely done actually.  Believable, not just smut for smut's sake.  I liked it.  I'm glad they didn't get interrupted either!  Now what would dinner be like after that?

Author's Response: lol ;-)  yeah idk...maybe eaten in bed? just a guess.

+1 by jamarama Rated: K+ [Reviews - 5] 1
Summary:

Pam reveals her pregnancy to Jim. 55 words.


Categories: Future, Jim and Pam
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Married, Oneshot
Warnings: None
Challenges: 55, Pam's Pregnancy
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 52 Read Count: 5370 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 12, 2007 Updated: September 12, 2007
Reviewer: belsum Signed
Date: September 14, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

BWAH!  Awesome.  I love that she corrected him in front of everybody.

Flutter by Abigail Rated: K [Reviews - 11] 6
Summary:

Pure JAMmy fluff to help pass the time until the Season 4 premiere!


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Married, Oneshot
Warnings: None
Challenges: 55, Pam's Pregnancy
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 52 Read Count: 4557 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: September 14, 2007 Updated: September 14, 2007
Reviewer: belsum Signed
Date: September 18, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Awww, so sweet!

Author's Response: Thank you.  I hope we see lots more sweet JAM S4!

Summary:

A journey through the mind of Michael Scott. 


Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Michael, Michael/Jan
Genres: Angst, Childhood, Humor
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1827 Read Count: 2306 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 15, 2007 Updated: September 15, 2007
Reviewer: belsum Signed
Date: September 19, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: I don't understand the question...

I really, really like this.  It's exceptional work so far.  I actually went back and reread the opening snippet of conversation after you seamlessly lead the first week's session to that point.  And the second week!  Wow.  You have done an amazing job with not only Michael's voice but with his inner workings.  What a brilliant idea to psycho-analyze him.  I really do hope you continue with the therapy sessions!

Author's Response: Thanks so much for this review!! I know my response is really late, I remember reading this when you first left it so I don't know why I didn't respond then.  Anyway, I'm still trying to work through another chapter of this, hopefully it'll be finished and up soon.  I'm glad you like the idea and the execution so far!!!! Please keep reading it and letting me know what you think.

Summary:

Ideas for Cold Openings (the pre-title gags) always pop into my head. So these will be just a bunch of teasers that, hopefully, you will find funny. I don't know how many I will post but I'll keep putting them up as they occur to me.

 


Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Humor
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 74 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 43087 Read Count: 272907 ePub Downloads: 5
[Report This] Published: September 18, 2007 Updated: August 20, 2010
Reviewer: belsum Signed
Date: July 03, 2008 Title: Chapter 34: Red, Dwight and Blue

Dwight Great Scott!!!  *choking on lunch while trying to muffle laughter*

Author's Response: Thanks... I had a good time with that one...

Reviewer: belsum Signed
Date: February 04, 2009 Title: Chapter 60: The "IN" Crowd

Creed is awesome.

Author's Response: lol.. he's fun to write, that's for sure... thanks!

Reviewer: belsum Signed
Date: January 19, 2009 Title: Chapter 59: Holding The Bag

OK now that one I could totally see happening.  It was spot on.

Author's Response: Thanks Belsum!

Reviewer: belsum Signed
Date: December 31, 2008 Title: Chapter 58: Spoiled Punch

Oh brilliant.  Reprising it in a tag scene really made this one.

Author's Response: Thanks!

Reviewer: belsum Signed
Date: December 11, 2008 Title: Chapter 56: WWDD? (What Would Dwight Do?)

Gareth Keenan would approve.

Author's Response: You know, I have never seen the British Office. I know, I should be more aware of the source material. But in reading about Gareth on Wikipedia (and you know it has to be right if it's on Wikipedia) I see how Dwight comes across very Gareth-like. I've been meaning to watch the original.. I should really get to it. Thanks, belsum!

Reviewer: belsum Signed
Date: November 06, 2008 Title: Chapter 52: This Is How Stan Lee Got Started

I would so read Danger Ranger and the Furious Five.

Author's Response: lol.. so would I, belsum! Thanks!

Reviewer: belsum Signed
Date: October 28, 2008 Title: Chapter 51: Jimmy, Don't Be a Hero.

I can totally picture something like this happening.  Kevin making that assumption was perfectly in character.  And I could SEE Dwight making the throat slitting gesture.  Awesome.

Author's Response: Thanks, Belsum!

Reviewer: belsum Signed
Date: October 14, 2008 Title: Chapter 50: My Big Fat Geek Wedding

I do love it when Jim and Dwight manage to connect on some level.



Author's Response: Me too! I've tried to write tiny moments  in other C/O's where they are actually having the same thought, which is a rarity. Usually it involves Michael, but not this time. Thanks, Belsum!

Reviewer: belsum Signed
Date: September 05, 2008 Title: Chapter 49: Pigs in (Office) Space

You know, the fact that we didn't actually see the pig thing is what made this work.  It would have been too much if it had been on camera.  Nice!

Author's Response: Oh, definitely. Logistically it would've been a nightmare to do that. It's much funnier to just hear it. Thanks so much!

Reviewer: belsum Signed
Date: September 05, 2008 Title: Chapter 48: Eyes Wide Shut

The quarters "subplot" is what made this one.  It was such a perfect Dwight derailment.

Author's Response: lol.. thanks! Actually, that's my favorite part, too.

Reviewer: belsum Signed
Date: August 11, 2008 Title: Chapter 46: This Land's Not Your Land, This Land Is MY Land

Gah!  You had me with the hilarity of the awkward situation until Dwight got all turned on by soil.  Yikes.

Author's Response: LOL.. sorry to gross you out Belsum.. but really. Was it worse than seeing Dwight and Angela getting it on? I sat with my hand over my face for about five minutes after that...

Reviewer: belsum Signed
Date: August 07, 2008 Title: Chapter 44: Shower Power

First of all I love that it's poor Daryl that finds Michael's shower set-up.  Secondly, Dwight's list of reasons why showering outside is dangerous has to be one of the funniest things I've ever read!

Author's Response: Thank you! I try to dream up the most off the wall things a person could say and then tailor them to Dwight's rigid, almost obsessive personality. And Voila! instant stupidity. 

Reviewer: belsum Signed
Date: August 07, 2008 Title: Chapter 43: Slick Days

Oh man, that one is SO elaborate and yet...I can believe that Phyllis, Andy, and Stanley would go along with it even if they hadn't been in on it!  Love that it back-fired on Jim just a little bit, too.

Author's Response: lol.. I like to embarrass Jim a little bit here and there... thanks!

Reviewer: belsum Signed
Date: July 02, 2008 Title: Chapter 10: Sleep Over

HA!  Creed would totally have his own vending machine key!

Author's Response: Yeah! I can imagine him getting into anywhere! lol... Thanks!

Reviewer: belsum Signed
Date: July 24, 2008 Title: Chapter 42: Can Vikings Drive a Stick?

You came up with the awesome concept of Norway being the oldest enemy and this thing just wrote itself, didn't it?  Hee!

Author's Response: lol.. yes, that was my launching off point! The rest was nothin'... lol... Thanks!

Reviewer: belsum Signed
Date: July 01, 2008 Title: Chapter 2: Ask Dwight

"And you would need
at least four more Ewoks to make that a fair
fight."

*dies laughing*



Author's Response: LOL.. Thanks!

Reviewer: belsum Signed
Date: July 01, 2008 Title: Chapter 9: A Rose By Any Other Name

That was such a perfect Kelly moment.  Love the baby names!

Author's Response: Thanks, I had a lot of fun coming up with them!

Reviewer: belsum Signed
Date: July 02, 2008 Title: Chapter 13: Business Cards

I can't even believe that the show hasn't done New Business Cards Day yet.  It is exactly something I'd expect to see in a cold open.  Nice!

Author's Response: Yeah, I've always thought it would be funny to do... Maybe one day we'll see it.. : )

Reviewer: belsum Signed
Date: July 02, 2008 Title: Chapter 15: The Joker Quit and Went to Staples.

Awww, poor Batman lurves Jim.  Hee!

Author's Response: lol.. thanks!

Reviewer: belsum Signed
Date: July 02, 2008 Title: Chapter 17: Honest Abe Vs. Mighty Mouse

This one slayed me!  I'm doubled over at my desk, trying to stifle laughter so I don't get busted reading fic when I should be working!

Author's Response: Thanks! What a coincidence. I'm trying not to get busted WRITING fic when I should be working...

Reviewer: belsum Signed
Date: July 09, 2008 Title: Chapter 40: Route 476 to Middle-Earth

Poor Dwight.  My favorite bit was Jim trying to parse Dwight's blind monkey statement.  Heh.

An emergency copy of LotR makes perfect sense to me!



Author's Response: Yay!! 200 reviews! Thank you, Belsium! I never thought I would have 200 reviews! Well, I never expected to have 40 chapters, either... I'm glad you liked! Working on my next one! And one day I have to delve deeper into Dwight's emergency book pile...