Penname: AmeliaHalpert Real name: Amelia
Member Since: February 25, 2023

Bio:

Just an aging therapist in need of creative outlets.  Never extensively written creatively before, but completely obsessed with Pam and Jim after finally watching The Office.  

[I know, come to the game late much? 😂] 

 In four decades on the planet, I have never written any fanfic (just an avid reader back in the day of Buffy/Angel and Twilight fanfic) and I am obsessed with this little Pennsylvania world. 


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Reviews by AmeliaHalpert
Name me someone by sherlockelly Rated: MA [Reviews - 23] 16
Summary:

A long time ago, a told people to send me various Office pairings and I would write four or five sentence, super-short extra-filthy fanfictions about them.

A lot of people sent me pairings and a lot of MA short filth was produced. I decided to post them here because it gives me a reason to revisit (read: EDIT) them.

There will be 9 total, maybe 11 if I decide the crappy ones deserve to see light. ;)


Categories: Jim and Pam, Other
Characters: Angela, Dwight, Hunter, Jim, Jim/Pam, Karen, Kelly, Pam, Roy, Ryan
Genres: Drabble, Dream/Fantasy, Romance, Slash, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1957 Read Count: 34471 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: December 27, 2007 Updated: January 01, 2008
Reviewer: AmeliaHalpert Signed
Date: April 11, 2023 Title: Chapter 3: Fight or flight or just give in (Jim/Ryan)

Ok, that was hot.

I dare you by bitterpill Rated: M [Reviews - 14] 9
Summary:

Jim and Pam and some sex.


Categories: Present, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Oneshot, Steamy, Workdays
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 297 Read Count: 4903 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: December 30, 2007 Updated: December 30, 2007
Reviewer: AmeliaHalpert Signed 1
Date: March 11, 2023 Title: Chapter 1: I dare you

mmmm...short, sweet and to the point...daring :)

La Douleur Exquise by morethanthat Rated: Private [Reviews - 16] 9
Summary: Title translates to ‘exquisite pain.’ The office reacts when a secret of Jim and Pam’s is revealed: Andy is empathetic, Angela disapproves, and Michael is intrigued. Rated T
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Drabble
Warnings: Moderate sexual content, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 356 Read Count: 3355 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: May 04, 2008 Updated: May 04, 2008
Reviewer: AmeliaHalpert Signed 1
Date: May 19, 2023 Title: Chapter 1: My good friend Captain Tuna

Hehehehehe! That said a lot without words… giggling at the fantasticness of it!

Angels Wear Keds by Siochan Rated: T [Reviews - 24] 16
Summary: "Pam always thought dying was supposed to be a peaceful transition from the real world to a place of light and beauty. She thought that she would die an old woman in the arms of her husband, not right after hearing her child cry for the first time."


Pam knows she needs to move on after death but can't bring herself to leave behind her motherless daughter and heartbroken, grieving husband.



Categories: Alternate Universe
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Romance, Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: Other Adult Theme, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 6700 Read Count: 12259 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: January 03, 2010 Updated: March 07, 2010
Reviewer: AmeliaHalpert Signed
Date: May 04, 2023 Title: Chapter 5: Help

Oh my words…. Basically bawling and completely engrossed in this story all night. As a grief therapist I am absolutely enraptured with Pam’s experience and how others interact with Jim.
Hope someday you return for more of the story.

Bed Frames by LoveFool Rated: M [Reviews - 45] 18
Summary: A short series based on snapshots of Jim and Pam's lives (in bed) from the time they found out they were pregnant until now. Definitely spoilers through The Delivery.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: None
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Humor, Inner Monologue, Kids/Family, Married, Pregnancy/Babies, Romance
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5784 Read Count: 17519 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: March 07, 2010 Updated: March 30, 2010
Reviewer: AmeliaHalpert Signed 1
Date: May 02, 2023 Title: Chapter 6: A Shaft of Light

ROUND OF APPLAUSE AND CHEERS FOR A WONDERFUL and BEAUTIFUL sensory memory experience throughout this story.

Reviewer: AmeliaHalpert Signed 1
Date: May 02, 2023 Title: Chapter 6: A Shaft of Light

ROUND OF APPLAUSE AND CHEERS FOR A WONDERFUL and BEAUTIFUL sensory memory experience throughout this story.

Dukes by brokenloon Rated: M [Reviews - 12] 16
Summary: What comes after "Put up your dukes, Beesly."
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Married, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2402 Read Count: 3463 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: February 09, 2013 Updated: February 09, 2013
Reviewer: AmeliaHalpert Signed 1
Date: April 01, 2023 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I love that they both recognize they are fuck ups and they they got themselves in to the mess by not taking and communicating well.
Adore the ending d84;a039;

Being Honest by JamLove17 Rated: M [Reviews - 10] 23
Summary:

When Roy attacks Jim in the office, it isn't his first time hurting someone. Pam acts odd during her apology to Jim, and for the first time since the merger, he can't bring himself to ignore it. A two or three part AU based around “Cocktails” (S3,E18) and “The Negotiation” (S3, E19).

This is such a bad summary, I promise the story is better!


Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Dwight, Jim, Jim/Karen, Jim/Pam, Pam, Pam/Roy, Roy
Genres: Angst, Drama, Fluff, Romance
Warnings: Adult language, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 9082 Read Count: 8671 ePub Downloads: 11
[Report This] Published: March 05, 2018 Updated: April 20, 2018
Reviewer: AmeliaHalpert Signed
Date: May 04, 2023 Title: Chapter 3: Honest

This was absolutely wonderfully done! Glad I happened across your AU … I am writing a ‘Roy abusive’ AU myself and I also see Angela being a better human than portrayed in canon! But I like the interaction with Jim and Pay throughout. Very appropriate to the canon while skewing off.

Black and White, Chocolate and Creme by agian18 Rated: MA [Reviews - 7] 23
Summary: Beard smut for the sake of beard smut. I have no excuses. Blame A Quite Place.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: Oneshot, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Challenges: Beardy Jim Halpert
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3096 Read Count: 3414 ePub Downloads: 5
[Report This] Published: April 04, 2018 Updated: April 04, 2018
Reviewer: AmeliaHalpert Signed 1
Date: March 14, 2023 Title: Chapter 1: Rugged Mountain Man

ALL STAND FOR A ROUND OF APPLAUSE!!!!
Gold standard set for bearded Jim!

Slow by agian18 Rated: MA [Reviews - 147] 157
Summary: Pam said she wanted to take things slow. So this is how it all goes down (in some cases, quite literally). The aforementioned, multi-chapter, essentially plotless smut-fest that I've been promising. Essentially smut for smut's sake, since we really saw next to nothing on air. Enjoy ;)
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 31 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 124215 Read Count: 146809 ePub Downloads: 127
[Report This] Published: April 14, 2018 Updated: April 29, 2021
Reviewer: AmeliaHalpert Signed 1
Date: March 15, 2023 Title: Chapter 6: The One With Jim's Tongue

Good grief, this is an excellent story… can’t stop clicking next to find out how they push the boundaries and go slow.

Reviewer: AmeliaHalpert Signed 1
Date: March 15, 2023 Title: Chapter 7: The One Where Phyllis Can't See Your Hands

BRAVO!!!! Excellent use of no hands seen!!!

Reviewer: AmeliaHalpert Signed 1
Date: March 15, 2023 Title: Chapter 8: The One With the East German Laundry Detergent

When did DRYERS become so hot?!?! LOL!!!!!

Reviewer: AmeliaHalpert Signed 1
Date: March 16, 2023 Title: Chapter 10: The One Where They Have Sex Pt. 1

🌟 F I N A L L Y !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🌟

Reviewer: AmeliaHalpert Signed
Date: March 16, 2023 Title: Chapter 11: The One Where They Have Sex Pt. 2

Same …. Comment and review whore here!!!!
Fantastic second act to a marvelous first! I thought the swapping POV was seemelessly done and absolutely readable!

Reviewer: AmeliaHalpert Signed
Date: March 16, 2023 Title: Chapter 14: The One with the Quiet Place Knock-Off

Hahaha! I shall ship you more holy water! Write on, if you ever feel the desire!!!
How fun to explore the what-if space of casa Schrute!

Reviewer: AmeliaHalpert Signed
Date: March 18, 2023 Title: Chapter 22: The One with the Fun and Games

Apology accepted for the banana… though we have all been there, caught up in the silly and goofy sex with a partner we trust… we all do dumb banana things!

Stay and Fight by BigTuna Rated: MA [Reviews - 15] 46
Summary: Past Featured StoryComplete. A story in 3 parts about staying, fighting, and nice mornings. Set in season 9.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Angst, Drama, Married, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Challenges: Nice morning, too.
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8540 Read Count: 11286 ePub Downloads: 7
[Report This] Published: April 29, 2018 Updated: April 29, 2018
Reviewer: AmeliaHalpert Signed
Date: April 08, 2023 Title: Chapter 2: And I Think We Should Fight

Can’t remember if I reviewed before, but if I did I am doing it again… just marvelous, many of my couples therapist friends would be over the moon to see such a responsive and skilled therapist help this couple!

Nonverbal by BigTuna Rated: MA [Reviews - 14] 30
Summary: Past Featured StoryIn which Jim and Pam work through their communication issues...in a way. A sexy way. A reimagining of the S3 episode The Return.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Oneshot, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4493 Read Count: 4744 ePub Downloads: 13
[Report This] Published: May 27, 2018 Updated: May 27, 2018
Reviewer: AmeliaHalpert Signed 1
Date: June 16, 2023 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Oh my goodness! Fantastic one shot and even better with the one word ending! Woohoo!

Reset and Restart by warrior4 Rated: T [Reviews - 14] 19
Summary: Set during and just after the events of "The Job," at the end of Season 3. Jim is in New York at his interview when a certain something causes him to pause. *Recently updated to fix a few sentences and make it more in line with my other stories.*
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Series: Jamie and Morgan
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6753 Read Count: 3154 ePub Downloads: 8
[Report This] Published: June 01, 2018 Updated: June 01, 2018
Reviewer: AmeliaHalpert Signed 1
Date: August 06, 2023 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

OHHHH! I am so glad I read this before heading back to the next chapter! Thanks for the notes heads up!!
How absolutely sweet and perfect, capturing their personalities and banter well. The sentimentality of starting back at the place they parted.. perfect!

Author's Response:

Glad you liked it. I figured Jim and Pam needed a chance to redo some things. They get a second chance to make the right decision.  But after everything, they're still them. That was fun to write for sure.

This Thing Called Life by warrior4 Rated: M [Reviews - 196] 85
Summary: Life is a journey full of highs and lows. Jim and Pam discover this from the first time they met and onwards.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Drama
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content, Violence/Injury
Series: Jamie and Morgan
Chapters: 25 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 145406 Read Count: 23856 ePub Downloads: 22
[Report This] Published: June 09, 2018 Updated: March 14, 2019
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Date: July 24, 2023 Title: Chapter 15: Mixed Up

Oh SO many tidbits of catchable things! Weaving in the hair plugs, the Secret Santa and giving us the backstory to Dundies!!!!! All so good!
Is the proposal station a 7-11?! Now I must find out!

Author's Response: Glad you caught a bunch of the details in this one. Always great fun to put those in there. No, I don't think the proposal station is a 7-11. From what I remember it was just a generic gas station storefront they built. It was already the most expensive shot they'd created, why add more cost by paying for the rights to use a name brand?

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Date: July 31, 2023 Title: Chapter 17: Bonus Gifts

It is almost feeling as good as when Bones drew out the ‘will they won’t they’… sooo very wonderful to hear background to these cherished moments. It is almost as enjoyable to get right to the edge of finding out and then see how you move away at the last second!
ONWARD :)

Author's Response: Thanks. We had to have some tension release at this point in the story. All the "will they find out," everything was going up and up. So we'll have a nice time with the bonus gifts. Glad you liked this one. 

Reviewer: AmeliaHalpert Signed
Date: July 28, 2023 Title: Chapter 16: The Party

Absolutely wonderful. Loved hearing more out of such a fun episode. Again with the near miss of the picture of her snatched away by silly time with Jim!! AACK! Doing really well with the build up to finding out! And it is so pleasant and fulfilling to be seeing all the ways the teapot gift is so much more special and wonderful as Jim’s thoughts around it come together.

Author's Response:

This one is always a favorite episode. Mainly because we get to see Jim and Pam being so great together and outside of work too. It's one thing to be work buddies, it's another thing to have a solid friendship outside work too. Glad you're enjoying all the Bonus Gifts backstory too. 

Reviewer: AmeliaHalpert Signed 1
Date: August 02, 2023 Title: Chapter 18: Aftermath

Ohhhh my gooodnesss….. we all KNOW what is coming, we know you are staying in canon, so this HAS to happen… doesn’t mean my mind was begging for it not to. The whole chapter was so great, well written support-circle time and I adore the loveliness with Pastor Dan. But, ugh, the heart hurts at the end (pun intended).

Author's Response: Yeah, it had to happen. I tried to be as gentle as I could, but thus begins the Very Messy Time for JAM. Glad you liked the ladies support circle and Pastor Dan. I had just watched a performance of that play when I was writing this and knew I wanted to include those lines. 

Reviewer: AmeliaHalpert Signed
Date: July 23, 2023 Title: Chapter 14: Recovery

BOGGLE! I always enjoyed the Boggle timer silliness, but dang you brought it to my heart here! My gram was Larisa! We all had our own dictionaries l, she gifted them to us so we could diligently look up words as we played. She was AMAZING! A wordsmith that blew us away in scores every time!
I adore this scene, am excited to see how each little thread laid here plays out. SOO close with the finding out, each time just near misses of getting the story of who they are.
Really lovely, the whole picture is just marvelous.

Author's Response: Thank you! The whole Jim in the hospital arc was really just an elaborate ploy to get the story of the Boggle timer. In my family it was my older sister. Glad you liked it.

Reviewer: AmeliaHalpert Signed
Date: July 22, 2023 Title: Chapter 13: ROSC

FABULOUS CHAPTER!!!!!! Loved it! And I would have loved chatting with you in the ER while you came down from the call!

Author's Response: Thank you. They've since torn it down, but at the hospital where I used to bring all my critical trauma patients, the social workers desk was right across the hallway. It was always great to stop there and chat after calls big and small. Glad you enjoyed this one.