Penname: aaliokulta Real name: Rachel
Member Since: January 05, 2007

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Summary: It's 1954, Dunder-Mifflin's brand new office has opened and a handsome young man is in charge...and he's falling for the switchboard operator. Super AU
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam, Roy
Genres: Romance, Workdays
Warnings: None
Challenges: You Don't Know Me, Another Decade
Series: None
Chapters: 11 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 11248 Read Count: 46632 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: January 23, 2007 Updated: May 04, 2009
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Date: April 13, 2007 Title: Chapter 5: Green Grass

I really like it! I don't usually go for AU's like this, but you do it really well. I giggled so much at Pam and Jim doing their little detective gag. It was cute. :)

Summary:

Typical slow days at the office with the Ladies of Dunder Mifflin.


Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Angela, Karen, Kelly, Meredith, Pam, Phyllis
Genres: Humor, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 84 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 109602 Read Count: 338366 ePub Downloads: 39
[Report This] Published: February 04, 2007 Updated: October 22, 2007
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Date: May 09, 2007 Title: Chapter 69: Chapter 69 - 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69 69

Eeek! The return of creepy Ben Franklin!!

Author's Response: He's not creepy! He's just...... okay, he's creepy, but maybe he's evolving.

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Date: April 01, 2007 Title: Chapter 44: Chapter 44 - Ryan and Pam's Torrid Love Affair

Oh man. You had me up until the Kelly and Ryan thing... I don't know why Michael and Jan didn't make me suspicious... You rock. :)

Author's Response: Because secretly you know that Jan is just so WILD that she'd do anything...ANYTHING! She's like a ball of fire burning off the eyebrows of Michael Scott and wow is it a good thing I don't write Erotica because that was so not hot.

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Date: April 11, 2007 Title: Chapter 50: Chapter 50 - Jim (Condoms, no. Black Eye, yes)

Oh man, Creed punching Jim in the eye made me laugh so hard. :)

I'd like to do that to the 'real' Jim...

Author's Response: aaliokulta, I think a line is forming of people who would like to do the 'real' Jim.

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Date: April 15, 2007 Title: Chapter 53: Chapter 53 - Poor Dwight. Poor, poor Dwight.

Oooh, it's heating up! I love it!

Author's Response: I'm trying to decide know if Dwight should suffer burns or not when he gets hit by the double lightning of Jim and Pam pranking him at the same time. It's a dilemma.

Reviewer: aaliokulta Signed
Date: April 17, 2007 Title: Chapter 55: Chapter 55 - Jill Munroe (remember her?)

Hehe... I love this.

I got real giggly with Ryan looking glazed and longingly towards the bathroom. I know you probably didn't mean it but I'm all skewed by Hey Jealousy, and I got a little Pam/Ryan high. :)

Other than that though, slutty Angela cracks me up and bewildered Dwight is great :)

Author's Response:

Hey, Jealousy ROCKS and I can no longer look at Pam and Ryan in the same way. It's hard not to have them NOT do anything. Luckily, I think Jim in my story would beat up my Ryan if he even got a hint of a whiff of a look, so.... oh well.

What's super-great is Dwight hasn't seen Angela yet. Oh boy! I already wrote that scene and I'm still giggling about it.

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Date: April 20, 2007 Title: Chapter 57: Chapter 57 - Captain Jack and the Hot British Chick

That sounds like a really fun birthday party :) Will Michael try to pull off the Jack look? It's making me giggle just to think about it.

Author's Response: Michael in a bandanna and fluffy shirt.... oh dear. I don't know if I want to even describe it.

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Date: April 21, 2007 Title: Chapter 58: Chapter 58 - Evening with the Boys

Lol! A trial run date for Mose. I love it!

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Date: May 02, 2007 Title: Chapter 63: Chapter 63 - Jim plays it cool

"The only way Dwight wouldn't be here is if Sauron was fighting Voldemort in his front yard for control of the universe."

OMG. That is hys-freaking-sterical. I'm still giggling.

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Date: May 03, 2007 Title: Chapter 65: Chapter 65 - A Truce is Called

Oh, that Jim Halpert. He's a crafty one! Hehe.

Also, I feel bad for Kelly. I'd stop answering my phone if my parents did that to me. :)

Author's Response: Huh. Maybe I should stop answering my phone.

Summary: Past Featured StoryYup, it’s a post-Cocktails fic! With a bit of a twist. Karen does a bad thing, and Jim is about to suffer the consequences…
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Jan, Jim/Pam, Karen, Michael, Roy
Genres: Weekend
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 31515 Read Count: 137772 ePub Downloads: 43
[Report This] Published: February 27, 2007 Updated: April 16, 2007
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Date: April 09, 2007 Title: Chapter 8: Consequences

Oh man. Dwight. That was awesome. :) I'm all giggly.

Summary: Past Featured StoryPam's discovered the world of internet chat rooms. Jim can't resist the chance to be near her in cyberspace. Spoilers up to Cocktails.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Humor, Romance
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 18 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 84660 Read Count: 288974 ePub Downloads: 114
[Report This] Published: March 04, 2007 Updated: May 22, 2007
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Date: April 05, 2007 Title: Chapter 13: Before the taking of a toast and tea

I so needed this chapter after tonight's episode. I just wanted to punch Jim right in the FACE. Gah.

But your Jim makes me happy, even if he is being all dodgey with Pam/WD... so thanks hon :)

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Date: April 13, 2007 Title: Chapter 14: For I have known them all already, known them all

Ha! I had a suspicion that Jim played right into Pam's hands! I can't wait to see what happens next! :)

Summary: Past Featured StoryMember's Choice - Pam thought she was throwing these letters away. But what happens when your garbage doesn't stay in the garbage? Set mid-season 3.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim, Other, Pam
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 19 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 47299 Read Count: 182285 ePub Downloads: 33
[Report This] Published: March 25, 2007 Updated: April 01, 2008
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Date: April 13, 2007 Title: Chapter 7: I was dreaming, I was dreaming of a dreamgirl

I love this! Jim's letter is great. It's so 'ew, girls have cooties!' :)

Author's Response: Thanks! Ah, young Jim. Even at 10 he's adorable!

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Date: April 17, 2007 Title: The Garbage Can Letters

Hehehehe. You're silly. :)

Author's Response: Yup! I know. ;)

Summary: Past Featured StoryMichael decides to take his sales dream team on a little trip and pulls Pam along for the ride. Spoilers through Cocktails.
Categories: Other, Alternate Universe
Characters: Angela, Bob Vance, Dwight, Jan, Jim, Karen, Michael, Pam, Pam/Other, Phyllis, Ryan, Stanley
Genres: None
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 44699 Read Count: 129863 ePub Downloads: 45
[Report This] Published: March 27, 2007 Updated: April 17, 2007
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Date: April 17, 2007 Title: Chapter 13: I think when I like someone again, I'll just kinda know.

Yes!!!! Oh, god, I'm so ridiculously freaking happy you went the Ryan route.... gah! I am quite literally shaking with happiness. I wish I could be more coherent right now, but that's totally not possible. I teared up at so many places during Pam's goodbyes... Kelly and Angela and Michael. And freaking Dwight. Oh geez. And Ryan and Ryan and Ryan... I love him. Seriously. If he were real, my boyfriend would be in trouble. Nevermind that I'd be waiting in line with everyone else you've converted.

I'm just going to stop my rambling now, and read this story all over again. Thank you ever so. :)

Reviewer: aaliokulta Signed
Date: April 11, 2007 Title: Chapter 12: It's impractical, I'm not going to try to get a house like that.

Wow. I am so proud of Pam. Her life is just one big train wreck right now, and doing something for herself is the best possible thing she can do.

Other things I LOVED:
CowardJim! He's all hedging his bets, and trying to make her stay, and not doing it for her with his kisses, and I want to punch him in the face.

Ryan... just Ryan. When he made his little "I'm not Jim" speech I covered my mouth with my hand and went, "Oooooh," like that girl from the cell phone commercial who thinks her boyfriend is cheating on her, only I was happy. It was just sooo good.

You rock.

Reviewer: aaliokulta Signed
Date: April 01, 2007 Title: Chapter 7: I just don't want it to be weird... you know?

Yes!!!! The big make out scene! Dude, you have made my night! God, I love Ryan/Pam. How did you do that? Now I'm going to go back and re-read it all over again because it's just that damn good. :)

Author's Response: Hehe, YES! So glad the make out scene lived up to your expectations, and now you love Ryan/Pam?? I love you ;)

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Date: April 09, 2007 Title: Chapter 11: It's been a really rough couple of days... this helps a little.

Oh god! It's heartbreaking! Poor Ryan! Yet another casualty on the Beesley Highway of Love... I'm being very 'Kelly'... :) But how cute is he, asking her to go to his graduation? I mean, geez. I'd go. In a heartbeat. Screw Jim and all his duplicitous motives. Ryan all the way!

I love this story way, way too much.

Thank you :)

Author's Response: Hee! Thank YOU! I'm so glad that you like it and have love for Ryan :) :)

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Date: April 06, 2007 Title: Chapter 10: Well I heard they made out... and had sex.

Ah, they're back to reality... I sort of hoped they'd stay on the boat for forever :)

I loved cuddly-morning-after-Ryan. He's so adorable. Hehe.

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Date: April 03, 2007 Title: Chapter 9: I did not do that. That sounds disgusting.

Dude. That was hot.

*deep breath*

Jesus.

Author's Response: Hee... thanks :)

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Date: April 02, 2007 Title: Chapter 8: Sparkling cider is very good.

Oh, oh, oh! Who is it?? Frodo or Jim?? I'm all aquiver! Hehe.

I got embarassingly excited when I saw that you updated. My boyfriend gave me a 'look'...

I love the bit with Ryan kissing her in front of Jim (damn, what did they talk about in that bathroom?!) and Karen going all high school about the tongue. It was great! :) I can't wait for more!

Author's Response: Hehe thank you so much!  I'm glad you are excited about it and the next chapter will definitely be up tomorrow :)

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Date: March 31, 2007 Title: Chapter 6: I love girl talk

Oh, man. Pam just can't handle all the action she's almost getting. :) God, I love this story. It makes me giggle, it makes me all breathless with anticipation... Those are the best kinds really. I loved the bit with Pam and Karen going Mission Impossible on the boys. I laughed out loud. :)

Also, Fuck or Chuck is one of my favorite pass the time games. We play it a little differently though: who would you chuck off a cliff? who would you fuck for the rest of forever, but were never able to talk to? and who would you just talk to for forever, without anything ever coming of it? Figuring out who to chuck off a cliff seems to come easiest for people... :)

Author's Response: Hee!  There are so many great ways to play that game, its the perfect time waster!  I love that the story makes you laugh because I definitely don't want to weigh it down too much with angst and make it less enjoyable to read.  Thank you so much! :)

Reviewer: aaliokulta Signed
Date: March 29, 2007 Title: Chapter 5: I think you're thinking of the Hunt for Red October

Okay, I know this is a Jim/Pam site, but I'm sort of rooting for a Pam/Ryan ending. I just plain like it! Awesome, awesome fic. Can't wait for more!

Author's Response: Thank you soo much! Hee, I like that this is getting people all mixed up in the head over this Pam/Ryan possibility.  There shall be more soon! :)

Summary:

Post The Negotiation (no spoilers).

My attempt at working it all out. This will span ten chapters and will include flashbacks to previous episodes/seasons.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Past, Episode Related
Characters: Darryl, Dwight, Jim, Jim/Pam, Karen, Michael, Roy, Toby
Genres: Angst, Inner Monologue, Romance, Steamy, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 36956 Read Count: 86642 ePub Downloads: 27
[Report This] Published: April 07, 2007 Updated: April 27, 2007
Reviewer: aaliokulta Signed
Date: April 16, 2007 Title: Chapter 10: Chapter 10

Gah. Oh my god. They're just... so freaking idiotic when it comes to the other. Hopefully you bash them both over the head with an obvious stick in the next chapter. :)

Author's Response:

Well I don't have an obvious stick, but I do have a magic truth-telling potion for Pam.  Hmmm.... ;p

Thanks for reviewing!