Generally an annoying hopeless romantic.
I love writing, reviewing. In terms of reviewing - yes, I go back and read old stories. Sometimes really old. It is fun. Yes, I leave um, interesting reviews. Hopefully you like them. If not, tell me to shut up.
I am willing to beta. I can't promise a lot of grammar comments, but I can tell you what I like, don't like, and if something doesn't sound right to me. Feel free to contact me. I don't bite and fanfic is my life.
Typical slow days at the office with the Ladies of Dunder Mifflin.
haha. go kevin. those boys can hold their own!
why must you post so late/early. or more importantly, why am i on the internet reading this mere minutes after i wake up.
Super Dwight.... I remember Dwights speech. he was weird.
Pam knows!!!! I actually think that shocked my brain into a little more awake
poor poor angela.
so here is the score: awake 11 minutes. on computer 10.5 minutes. reading/reviewing girly girl: 5 minutes (actually, i dunno. i know i woke up about 11 minutes ago, but i don't know how long it took me to read)
Author's Response: I always post late if it is going to be a pro-Karen chapter. My family (especially my Mom) hate Karen with a passion. So if you're feeling especially anti-Karen don't read my late-night postings. Pam knows!!!! Well, she sort of knows. She knows something's up....but she's not sure what she knows...if you know what I mean.
Yes, I realize when I get odd I sound a lot like Kelly. Her and Angela are the two people I relate most to in the office. And I did write an Angela fic. So, I guess Kelly would be next.
I don't know what to think that those two are the people I am most like...
And lets just say that my parents better not know a lot about my life.
Karen shook her head in disbelief, “None of this makes sense.”
“Welcome to Dunder Mifflin,” Pam said with a brittle laugh.
Yep, that sums everything up for the entire show!
Dwight tried to...pants... dundies.... no. Get that image out of my head. NOW. wrong. all sorts of wrong!
pbtpgbsugj... SPOUSES! pbtgjdhk!
Guys bathrooms are rather smelly. Guys are smelly. I sound like a six year old.
this was the most normal review i have written in a while... :(
Author's Response: Well... it's definitely the shortest. I'm sorry I messed up your keyboard. Don't worry. She won't marry Jim. Unless of course they get married on the show. And then I'm screwed.
Haha. Loved the impression of Michael talking to the bushes. That bush would be the Toby of bushes. Michael hates so much about the way that bush chooses to be.
And Toby takes so much abuse what with Michael and Michaels genius of placing Ryan back there. Poor Toby. What did he do to deserve that?
I wouldn't tell anyone the password to my computer. And I highly doubt anyone could guess it. I don't keep it on a post-it note on the side of my computer.
Author's Response:
That bush would be the Toby of bushes. Michael hates so much about the way that bush chooses to be. He does! He absolutely does!!!
20 minutes since I still woke up. I had dreams about fanfiction... but oddly enough, it was stories I don't read. And I had dreams they were updated, even though they are complete. I have no idea where that came from.
Dwight is so focused on Michael's birthday, is awesome. And Jim taking charge reminds me of Drug Testing, when Jim interogated him. I love that episode also. Haha!
The girl dressed LIKE the secretary. Not the secretary. Creed is so awesome.
I don't want to think why Creeds desk would be sticky.
And of course, Meredith didn't think that was a prank...
“Well, at least Pam doesn’t know that we know that she knows, because you didn’t know that we knew.” confuses me... i have to think about knowing to much. and now know doesn't really sound like a real word. But it reminds me of Friends.
This is a scary what in the world happened to my mind.... because here Karen pointed at the conference room, “The boys are having a super-secret meeting. I think they’re painting each other’s toenails and telling ghost stories!” i didn't read toenails. I read a certain other part of a male's anatomy. and t was weird. what has happened to me!?
And Karen shutting Jim up at night... I will (dispite my last comment) just assume that she turned on a sports show or something. Nothing dirty. I still have an innocent mind (apparently, only about half the time now though). Yes. Just watching TV at night.
Haha! You mention Friends :)!
And then since I am in the mood: "Seriously, Angela. Newsflash. Boyfriends don’t tell their girlfriends everything." Well, Karen, Jim has told you he loves Pam and you are still with him... just break up already.
Okay, that is all.
Now I can get changed and go to classes, because I have read Girly Girl
Author's Response:
I don't want to think why Creeds desk would be sticky. Probably for the best that you don't think about it.
i didn't read toenails. I read a certain other part of a male's anatomy. ?????? EmilyHalpert all I can think of is tonsils. Man, I must be a really sweet, naive little girl because I just don't see anything bad. Of course, I think everyone goes home to sleep on their twin beds at night alone. Except Michael. Who has a futon.
Karen shutting Jim up at night... she turned on a sports show or something. I think they were practicing kissing, if I recollect and then they went to their seperate apartments and fell asleep on their seperate twin beds. Yep. That's what happened.
Oooh! Captain Jack!!!!
Aww, yeah. Karen is still alive in this one... dratit.
Michael poking Jim in the face..OUCH. And Do-si-Dos are good, but personally I prefer Tagalongs. I HATE thin mints, which I am sure about 99% of the world would consider blasphemy. But I don't really like minty things and its just gross. I even hate the smell of them.
Poor Angela, getting her PPC dissed. That committee is her life.
Cinnamon is one of Michael's favorite colors? He really likes that Cinnamon. And my guess is, if Angela was going to choose between green and cinnamon, she would choose the much harder to find cinnamon, since green is whorish.
"the hip, cool" radio station that Ryan likes... wanna bet he changes radio stations after works.
‘more fun than any fun anyone has ever had in the history of fun.’ Wow, more fun than all the wars combined... no, I don't know where that comment came from.
Dwight is doing a lot of work for this party, and any normal person would hate it, but not Dwight. I am sure he is proud of his duty.
That is the most detailed, Michaely birthday ever!
Dwight out in public... thats just scary. Unleashing him on the masses with no warning.
Author's Response:
I also hate thin mints, the outer covering has a plastic like texture that grosses me out. Tagalongs yuuuum! Peanut butter good!
I agree with you on all your Angela knowledge. I think her pride and joy is the PPC and I think she would actually name a kitten cinnamon so yeah, definitely not whorish in her book.
I imagine that at first Ryan says something like "101.7 the...I mean, 97.6....er no it's AM 800" in the meeting and Michael is the only clueless one that doesn't know AM 800 is the Department of Transportation channel that tells you the road conditions.
The only thing I'm sorry about was that you didn't get to see the equally detailed Party Planning Committee's Michael Birthday Magic, Mayhem, and More extravaganza. Oh well, maybe next year.
I can't tell you how hard it was not to have the Hallmark "My Name is David" Chinese lady sit at the table next to him. Sooo hard. AND I was going to put that Paris lady from Staples at another table. But no, that would just be tooo much of a coincidence. Dang it.
OOOOOOOOH! This is your life! I have GOT to write a story where all the people who have interacted with Dwight talk about him at a roast on LIVE television! Yes! As soon as I finish this story, I am on it! That and a Wodehouse homage, and a Freaky Friday remake where Pam and Michael switch bodies, Oh! and the love triangle of Creed-Karen-Andy. Aaaaaah!
you are forewarned. i had little sleep and i spent all day teaching 34 kids, most of whom were very annoying. very annoying. so my brain is um... noexistant. i claim no responsiblity to what my fingers type.
haha, i loved that way of getting michael out of improv. he really is horrible at it isn't it? well, maybe not horrible. just not ... improving, shall we say?
Stacey using her mommy voice with kevin... haha. so wonderful. mommy voice. i have one of those, without even having kids.
everything about toby was just perfect. people needing hr support, betting odds. so i was watching casino night today (gah, still, that end it never changes... i hate that). anyways, but, yeah, toby liking taking michaels money, and there is just something sardonic about it. and there is.
Hum, Michael=Drew Carey=Drew Bernard. Drew Bernard just doesn't work.
Mose, Mose, Mose... can i say even though we only know about mose from like... a total of 2 minutes of information, that i actually think you wrote him very Mose-y?
(again, i claim no responsiblity for the relative weirdness of what i typed)
you teach 34 kids, YOU have to have a mommy voice. I have a feeling that every woman who deals with Kevin has a mommy voice.
I hadn't thought about the Drew Bernard thing but maybe he's changing his last name too? Maybe he's Drew Bernie now... or Drew Nard. We'll have to wait and see.
I love writing about Mose. I think this is the third fic I've written where Mose plays a part. I love his little Amish beard. So freaky deeky.
I am sitting here, with Girly Girl on my computer, a peanut butter and jelly sandwhich, and a tall glass of milk. Besides the girly girl, I sound like I am five (I don't think five year olds should read/understand GG). But all is right in the world.
But, along with good news, there is bad news. I am probably going to post this on TWoP soon, but since I leave you daily reviews (and my inflated self importance makes me think that they are a very important part of your life) - the next two weeks are crazy busy, what with classes ending and finals. And then I am sending my computer to the doctors. And so, even though I am not sure how I am going to survive (or what I am going to do. all those annoying questions)... I may not be on for nearly a month. :(! No Girly Girl, no fanfic, no random comments, no TWoP discussions, no blogs... I think I may die. But, I figured yeah, I would let you know in person/review.
So, onto the review....
Oh god, Mose and Dwight. Those two...scripts!!! No wonder why this is Dwights first official date. I laughed at oh.... every single part of that. I can't choose my favorite part of that insane 'date'.
Author's Response: I have lost the will to live Emily Halpert! How am I supposed to write knowing my consistent reviewer is gone? I seriously consider just not writing for two weeks so you don't miss anything.... wait a MONTH? A MONTH! NOOOOOO!
Guess What! I AM BACK! Seriously, I think I almost died. Finals were bad enough, but my computer breaks TWICE. TWICE! What is up with that. It is the devil butt of a computer. Its like, so bad, it isn't even the Toby of a computer. A Toby of a computer is an angel compared to this piece of crap.
Anyways, I had to reread like the five chapters before it just to get caught up, because wow... it has been forever. Although, I seriously considered reading the entire story again, but I can't just yet... because, its really quite long.... But, I caught up with all of the mischief happening with those crazy Dunder Mifflinites. Even though, rereading it made me catch fun things that I missed before. So it was good.
*happy sigh* Right now there is too many plot points to mention, but can I say how much I love this story and how much I missed it. It was like, ooh, this part of my life is back. Happiness. Every little bit I loved.
Great Schrute War of 82. I was negative three that year. I don't even know if my parents were married. Anyways, I am very curious as to this war, however, I feel very sorry for any ducks that were harmed by sniper attacks. Then, I must think those are very good snipers to hit a small duck.
Darnit, you had to go and ruin Monkey for me. I call my little neighbor monkey. He is just like 22 months and he climbs around the playground like a monkey. However, now I am only going to be thinking of Angela and whatever she did to deserve that nickname, and that is just wrong..
And a LOST reference. Wow, only like three paragraphs into the new stuff and I remember why this story is so awesome. (and wow, the lost season finale like, exploded my brain)
And Gaydar..... wow. I so loved that episode. I was going to type more about this but I kept bursting out in laughter.
Pam called Jim... and got advice for bother her and Angela. Gah, my brain isn't even making sense right now. Its like a big bubble of happiness and wanting those two to catch up to the events in the finale (wow, that also broke my brain.... )
I loved your email for Meredith... what would happen if I emailed that address? Anyways, the picture was great also... I am assuming you found it somewhere? Either that or you are very talented at both writing and drawing and then I would have to smack you. Oh, haha, and then I scroll a bit more and read the chapter end notes... it is amazing, so I may just have to go give praise.
There was something else I was going to mention, but, I forget. But it is okay, because this review is long enough and you are going to get more as I read the coming chapters. but now that I am back, I expect my daily doses of Girly Girl... because ya know what, it is summer, and I expect to not have a life, and just spend every second in front of the computer reading fanfic (at least until I start work Wednesday)
Author's Response:
I'm glad you didn't reread the whole thing because the last person who did that took 3 DAYS!!! DAYS!!!! This story is way too freakin' long! I'm cutting out all the odd chapters. I don't think anyone will notice.
The LOST finale was actually GOOD! I was shocked! It was WOW!
I'm thinking of writing another fiction about all the different Schrute Wars. I picture a lot of ducks being involved. Also pigs. Maybe goats.
And this is like the longest review I've ever read from anybody and that's saying something and I'm really glad you're back because it was lonely without you!
What! You skipped time. That is not cool. Its bad enough when the TV does it... evil like a hobbiy Muggins. like a HOBBIT.
Dwight get umbrellas... and a turtle. When I was younger (okay, I admit, it was 2 years ago), I heard about and then redesigned a giant utopia land that was on the back of a turtle. It was odd. But it was utopia, so it didn't matter.
I only forgive you for skipping time PARTIALLY because those phone messages were just so funny.
Author's Response: Ohmigosh! Are you Terry Pratchett in disguise? Because he's like one of my favorite authors (after P.G. Wodehouse) and his world is also on the back of a turtle. If you are, can I have your autograph?
Evil! You called me Evil! Again! MICHAEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*mad giggle* Hunter Green. I love Hunter Green. But I hate green. Sorry. It makes no sense, but it really makes perfect sense.
MUTEY THE MAILMAN!!!!!! He is taking after Dwight. Now that is a scary thought.
Poor Dwight, it must be near torture for him not to be able to come in on Michaels birthday. Although I really am starting to feel sorry for Michael, everyone avoiding him. But then I remember it is Michael, and I would want to avoid it also.
Can I say that these chapters are too short. Even knowing I have like another ten to read still, they still end too quickly.
Jim isn't a complainer. :) The Client. SQUEE! I am so in love with JAM that it is sad. After finales last week - with major DL action and JAM action... I invented a new word - gigasmile. Its like.... a smile gigafied. Because, it makes me happy. (so pathetic)
And now I have a huge smile on my face just because of this chapter.
Really, I know its pathetic. I just don't care.
Author's Response: It may be gigapathetic, but it's okay because Dwight and Michael are gigapathetic and I ♥ them!
I have a reason (not an excuse), why I got a day behind. See, so, you updated it right after I got done with 8 hours of babysitting and a baseball game. So, I was really tired and figured, although tired reviews are fun, I didn't even think I could keep my fingers moving. So I said I would do it the next morning. But then I overslept, because my alarm is on my phone and my phone was apparently on silent. And so, I had to rush to get ready. And then it was another 8+ hour babysitting day, and those kids just wanted to be fussy. Its like, "Okay, Claire, you just chose the game and piece you wanted, and have made all the choices you can, now lets play" "NO I WANNA PLAY, YOU ARE SO MEAN, *cries unstopably* (is unstopably a word? oh well, it is now)... so, yeah. Not an excuse, but a reason.
But now I have two chapters to read and review, and go me! Of course, I also have to start early today... so I better stop writing and get to reading...
“Are you saying I’m supposed to be acting like some horny woman whose husband won’t give her the time of day?”
Yeah, that is a great thought.
:D. Jim is just so happy right now!!!
I am surprised Dwight would even own a camo green tie, that Angela (or Noelle or Andrea) would allow him. Or maybe Green for boys isn't as whorish.
"Don’t overplay the horny."
This is a fic where lines just get better and better. Wow. So funny.
Creed is eating Pam's Mixed Berry yogurt! Does this mean she will have nothing to eat at lunch, and her and Jim will have to share food?
Yay! I was about to say darn you for leaving us with Meredith finding the mother load, but then I remembered I could click next... I dunno, its always fun having a daily dose of GG, but, not having to wait to click next is also good... decisions decisions...
Author's Response:
:) Jim is in blissful heaven right now. This is the happiest Jim's been since Casino night, I think. He doesn't know what the heck is going on but he's willing to go with the flow as long as it means holding Pam's hand and calling her his wife.
I believe Angela Noelle Andrea Milton Martin's notion of whorish colors changes daily based on what Phyllis is wearing. I hated Phyllis Wedding but looooved Angela's line about Phyllis wedding dress being blindingly white. I can't wait for the day that Angela just comes out and calls Phyllis a slut to her face.
Looks like Jim and Pam will have to share food....
This is how much I love this story.... I loged in to review it.... see. I wasn't logged in. But then I did log in. And I left a review. Mighty impressive. And after this I am going to eat LUNCH! I know. I don't think I can handle any more excitment.
"but maybe Pam was upset at him, Roy, for leaving her at that casino party with no one to protect her! See?" Seems obvious to me!!!!
Krispy Kreme donuts deserve to die! Okay so the deal was that we got 120 donated. But we only got rid of like 30. And they smell really good. So my entire apartment smelled all donuty. And I don't even like donuts that much. But that smell was driving me batty. All donuts are gone now.
"The old guy, the senile one, Roy couldn’t remember his name," He can't remember yours either
"Phyllisbug" *giggles*
I JUST learned this year that I can make my tounge into a U. I swear I wasn't able to do it before now. But now I have fun. I really do just stare at myself in a mirror making a fool of myself (okay, Emily needs a life). And I am an expert at the pat/rub thing. I can do it immediatly. HA - HA PAM!
YAY! It was even faster than expected! I am so giddy right now!
A review.... a LONG review.... well, it has been a while since we posted!
Just note to self - prophylactics is not the same as pyrotechnics. Totally different.
Hmm... I didn't think that is what Pam and Jim did next, but I will take it. Haha.
Even though it was a long review, it was just too much fun! I missed this story :)
Jim may have a suspscion to who 'her friend' is, but, it may not be a correct suspicion.
I love that Dwight lets the eleveator door close, and I had to look up even toed ungulate (The even-toed ungulates form the mammal order Artiodactyla. They are ungulates whose weight is borne about equally by the third and fourth toes, rather than mostly or entirely by the third as in perissodactyls. according to wikipedia. my brain feels smart now).
Um, I think you mean her instead of ehr in that section (pushing Meredith aside). But that reminds me, cause yesterday I was reading a book, and it used the word dickering. And I thought the author meant bickering. But, dickering is a word. And it means to bargin. Which is not the same as bickering. So I have to go reread that section to see if bargining makes sense there. because I thought bickering made sense there.
That was very Kelly/Michael.
I guess you are going to say I have to wait until the next chapter is posted. *sigh*
Author's Response: Thanks for finding that typo!
I had to look up ungulates, too. Even though I wrote it, for the life of me I can't remember if they are even or odd-toed now. I feel as dumb as Meredith. Or was it Phyllis. Whichever got the question wrong, that's the person I feel like.
I was awful at biology in college. I had to take Biological Anthropology for my degree and that is the only, ONLY, class where I just sat staring at the teacher like "what the heck language are you talking?" The whole class is a blur now. I think we discussed circumference and bpi of hominid skulls, but you know, it could have been tree ring dating, I really have no memory of the entire semester.
So, I just rewatched The Dundies today. I don't know why I thought that was worth mentioning, but for some reason, something reminded me and told me to tell you.
And haha! Yes, that is a fun Kelly quote. I was gonna say more but then I realized that it was really pointless and so for some reason today I stopped typing (because, pointless has never stopped me before).
Yowza, never have I seen so many crossed out lines...
Haha, not a futon like Michael. :)
But Jim, not lame at all. Although, I think all your crossed out ideas were fun also.
And just get Karen to corporate and leave Jim in Scranton, and let them go on said date.
Of course, with this story, it may take til chapter 300 to get to :). But, I love every word. Even when the chapters are too short and end and its sad. But at least you post daily, so I can't stay angry at the ending chapters for long.
Author's Response:
I was actually planning on them getting to corporate around chapter 5000, but I can speed it up if you like. ;)
Wow, milquetoast - yeah, had to look that up. And listen to how you say it. But very Ryan... that just this side of evil Ryan. Is that the right phrasing? Who cares!
Whoa... body paint... yeah, never ever EVER would have guessed that
And a Dwight/Roy fight... interesting...
I wanna make little hearts....
Seemed short today... not fair. But good since I have to leave like 8 minutes ago.
Author's Response: I dated this guy who (I'm not making this up) had the nickname "Mayo". I found out later that his nickname in grade school was "Mayonnaise"! He was the epitome of milquetoast. I dated him like three times and we just ran out of things to talk about. The guy had NO hobbies and NO interests. NONE. You can only talk about the weather and the stuff on the menu so much. ♥
I hate broken internets. I hate waking up to broken internets. Mainly because then I am still asleep and can't figure out how to fix it. And then I am awake for like 30 minutes and I get the oh duh, just unplug replug moment. And it all works out.
Annoying.
Wow, weird chapter title - three fuzzy navels later. And I almost typed fizzy. And that would be even weirder. And I think, possibly tickly.
Haha, calling them grams... yeah, thats bad.
Wow, Meredith has looked at Jim's? to see if he has? Yeah, thats disturbing.
And then mentioning, Jim, being... being bonerless.
Yay! I've gotta run now (okay drive, not run), but awesome chapter.
Shush! Want to know what my question was about. It was about the word snot. I needed to find a way to make it not funny. But every time I tried to find a way, it just made me burst out laughing.
So exciting, right
The jar of what the jar of what! I didn't forget you left us hanging the few chapters ago, and I am STILL curious. See, this is why you are... okay, i won't say the word, but it starts with an e and ends with a vil.
Personally, I don't know if I would want Kevin's help with my taxes. I am sure he is an okay accountant, but, I kinda also have the feeling Stacey does it in their household.
Yes, that way of writings dates is weird. I always get confused when it is any other way. My british friend writes it day/month/yeah, and its like, what.... not cool. Specially when I was trying to figure out the 13th month of the year.
And no, Angela. You can't change boyfriends. Because as odd as it is, you are right for Dwight.
The mind boggled when it came to Dwight.
No truer statement has ever been spoken.
Haha. Wow, this just keeps getting funnier and funnier. Now Michael is in JAIL? Wow, Jail and Bail rhymes. Haha. That will keep me entertained.
Author's Response:
There is no way you can make 'snot' not funny. Ask any 5 year old child. The word is inherently funny. Just like 'poop'.
I was hoping I could go a couple of chapters without you calling me starts with 'e', ends with 'vil'! What are you expecting? I jar of JAM? Look elsewhere, sweetie!
Well, Kevin might be really good at accounting. Sure he has trouble adding and Angela's always calling him out on it but the man sure knows how to shred documents! Might prove useful...
I had a boyfriend, not British, who always wrote the dates like that (secretly, I think he wanted to be British). I thought it was dumb, but who knows, maybe it is better than our way of writing it. If Dwight likes it, it can't be all bad... right?
Wow,, Dwights resume.. ya know, I can't believe how he didn't get hired immediatly when he was fired. I think that resume just speaks for itself. Dwight is a steal ladies and gentleman.
Phyllis knew how to get Meredith over there. I almost typed Angela.... yeah, I don't think the promise of wine coolers would get Angela anywhere.
I like how Jim comes to Dwights rescue. See, sometimes he isn't so evil. :). Ah, who am I kidding, he is never evil. Jim is perfect.
A lemon full of maggots. I can't imagine that being a good, tasty experience.
Have I told you recently that these chapters end to fast? I would be more annoyed, but right now I am starving and a break in the action may just be a good excuse to eat breakfast.
Author's Response:
Chapters ending fast is good! Less chance of you calling me e-vil!
I wish we had a copy of all three of Dwight's resumes. So much I want to know about Dwight tantalizingly offered in 'The Return' never to be revealed. Sigh. At least we got to see Creed's website.....
Jim didn't come to Dwight's rescue. He came to Pam's rescue. Dwight just got the benefit of it. Jim's so gallant.
10 So somewhere in the lists of phone books, probably around Customs and Dentists, my brain combined some things and saw Crentist :)
“Every father wants to know if his daughter’s potential love interest can protect her in a flash flood.”
Ya know, not that I would ever ask any parent that, I don't think that is really something they worry about... maybe though. I am not now, never will be a father...
Tornados can happen ANYWHERE. I kinda wanted to be a storm chaser when I was little. Partly because of Twister, partly because I was fascinated by all sorts of those things. Earthquakes, Tornados, Volcanos, etc...
And yet another great line:
“Don’t worry, honey. If he comes near you, I’ll smash his bobbleheads.”
No more next button this time :(. Oh well. I guess I will stop calling you evil for at least a short bit...
Author's Response:
I think Dwight has no idea what a father wants to know. Actually I'm pretty sure Dwight has no idea what anyone wants to know. Like does ANYONE want to know the moment that Michael emerged from his Mother's vaginal canal????
Thank you for not calling me evil. And thank you for not throwing garbage at me.
Ah Creed, way to ruin a moment and mention nipples at the same time. Only Creed could make that entire exchange seem natural.
Gah... Just have those two make out already. They need to. And fast. Well, and long. And don't even THINK TWSS.
Author's Response:
TWSS! See I didn't think it, I said it!
Creed creeps me out. And that is all there is to say about that.
SHOCK COLLAR? Wow, that sounds more like some incredibly odd S&M than a obiedence training thing.
But that entire thing is a perfect example of the different types of Operant Conditioning Reinforcement techniques. I always got the various types confused... its like positive but bad? What the hell?
Now I totally want a new puppy so I can name is Scampers. Cept that reminds me of Pampers so maybe not...
Author's Response: I failed the Operant Conditioning Reinforcement classes because...well, I'm just going to say it. My dogs have all been retards. I think all of them (I've had three) suffered severe brain trauma before finding their way to my door. But I've taken the dumb class THREE times, so I know what's supposed to happen... theoretically. Next time, I'm getting a fish. And naming it Scampers.