Yes, I realize when I get odd I sound a lot like Kelly. Her and Angela are the two people I relate most to in the office. And I did write an Angela fic. So, I guess Kelly would be next.
I don't know what to think that those two are the people I am most like...
And lets just say that my parents better not know a lot about my life.

Karen shook her head in disbelief, “None of this makes sense.”
“Welcome to Dunder Mifflin,” Pam said with a brittle laugh.

Yep, that sums everything up for the entire show!

Dwight tried to...pants... dundies.... no. Get that image out of my head. NOW. wrong. all sorts of wrong!

Haha. Guess what, I am not in school today either. Cause I am skipping. Because, I decided that going home and having fun was more important than chemistry. So, now I am sitting here, petting my doggy, instead of being at school and being bored. oh, and reading girly girl. but i do that both places, so all is good. :)
and then i was happy this morning cause i got THREE review replies, and so, I spent a good time just laughing. cause i enjoy them.
And totally steal typative. I am hoping to make it an official word. yesterday I was REALLY typative. I had a LOT of energy yesterday. case in point, i spent ten minutes bouncing, because standing still wasn't enough. So, today I am still typative, but not as much. Although you wouldn't know it from my review so far. (Haha, I realize that while scrolling past other reviews when trying to find replies that I have the oddest reviews because i say stuff like this before I even GET to the story).
ah my dog is climbing into my lap, and she is NOT a lap dog, and so, first off, she says gkjdhsg;laskjhf, and then she is making it difficult for me to type. Ah, she left. Good doggy. I love you, but not right now.
Anyways, I loved how Kelly was saying no guy likes a girl who rambles on... sure Kelly. Because, we all know you hold your tounge and listen to Ryan all the time.
My first experience with a condom... well, this sounds odd. But anyways, freshman year in college, we had a condom drawer. Because our RA was like, listen, I know you have sex, but seriously, be smart about it. So, we had a condom drawer. And, I knew what condoms WERE, I hadn't ever seen one. So, I took one and was like, oh. And then later that year they were passing out female condoms in front of the student union. that was another oh. And then they were passing them out last year for Safe Spring Break. And, I took one, and it was in a little necklace holder, and it had a sticker on the package and it said, "If you think I look hot now, wait til you see me in a condom" and I sent it to my (male) friend. And that is all my experiences with condoms. And so, The fact that Pam was researching them on the internet was just so funny.
Pam called him SWEETIE!
Remind me to never let Kelly get near me with make-up... it sounds awfully frightening.
(now i play with my doggy)
   


Author's Response: Wow! Talk about stream of conciousness writing there, EmilyHalpert! Can I say that you sound just like Kelly? Have you thought about writing a story from Kelly's point of view? For instance, I'd like to hear about what she's like at home with her sisters and her parents and her pet dog (I'm sure she's a dog person and not a cat person)...whether she has a lap dog, I can not decide. Thank you for telling me about all your interactions with condoms and I'm crossing my fingers that your PARENTS never read this. And your doggy sounds sweet!

Creepy Creed = Creepy.
Karen wants a transfer :)
And an Angela makeover!!!
Aww, no Michael is god icing? How will Michael survive? Because, michael IS god. Actually, Jim is god. But, um. Nah, lets just stick with Jim as god.
Pam has to go on a double date with Mose? Oh, poor poor Pam.... she is going to regret having participated in Girly Girl in the first place.
And on a random note - I was watching House and they were talking about condoms, and it really made me think of this. I dunno why. I was about to start reading it. But, it didn't seem like that. I dunno. I am confused now...

Author's Response: I'm sure that Dwight will make his own "Michael Is God" cake. Which Jim will probably change to "Michael is doG". No wait...I already used that in another story I wrote.
I think Pam already regrets having done Girly Girl. But I suspect that she is secretly thrilled to be meeting the Mose man. She's heard SOOOO much about him. Don't forget, he's never been off the farm before, and she's never been to the farm. So...he's an enigma shrouded in mystery. Anyone would be curious.
My boyfriend loves the show House but I can't watch it because I love Hugh Laurie from Black Adder and in the Jeeves series and it upsets me that he's always so serious on House.
I am also confused. But at least I'm not Creepy like Creed.

wow. i am tired. but this was good. i think i can cry at will, but maybe not. not toally at will. but, i can sorta cry at will. i wanna know how they are going to start pranking pam. and bringing back nymphomania friend.

and now its bedtime 

i was just about go go when i saw a new chapter posted so i had to read. hehe, this is just getting so funny and awesome! poor angela, she is really sinning today :)


Author's Response: I'm concerned for poor Angela, too. I think she'll be sinning a little more before the day is through! Luckily Dwight will be there to wipe away the tears...maybe, kissing away the tears is more accurate.

not fake dating at all :)


Author's Response: nope. not at all. ;)

:O so thats what.... :O... well worth the wait, but i think i am speechless...

Author's Response: That's a good thing? Yes?

haha so funny. and good to know that pam would be unable to guess my password as it is  a random collection of letters and numbers. but i love how much she knows about him


Author's Response: Yeah, Jim is going to live to regret that decision. You always write the nicest reviews!

ooooh, you leave us hanging with the email again.
anyways, this is just so awesome. dwight and michael... haha, loved their adventure trying to find out where the girls were.

Haha, thats hilarious. I love the Big Bird comment. Continue!

Yay! More Girly Girl!!!! I am so glad you are back. Okay, granted, I didn't know you were gone, but I did notice the lack of girly girl emails in my inbox saying it was updated, and then I learned you were back, and so I figured you were gone. That is a really odd sentence.

I think I am going to start using dingleberry as a great insult. You dingleberry (not you, just practicing).

threat level: indigo
Oh no, approaching midnight!! Hehe. Midnight is a better color. Perhaps because I prefer all colors on the dark side... so dark they are almost black. Now that you know my color preference, we can move on with the review :)

"Pam leaned forward to say, “I’m just here to take notes.”

Amused, Jim looked down at her empty hands and nodded."
That reminds me of the one scene where Michael tells her to take notes, but she doesn't have any paper... can't remember what episode (OMG, my knowledge of useless Office trivia is declining... thats it... once I finish this story I must go watch all of season one and two again... stat)... but it does remind me of that.

Haha... act like it is both Jim AND her husband, thats all I gotta say about that!!!!
Earlier today, I read a story where waist was mistyped as wait, and so that is what I was thinking and it made me laugh even though it was correct here.
Although, yeah, so everything there made me laugh, and it was so awesome.

And then we end on Creed being Creed.

Yay for more Girly Girl being posted... its a great day. I would say good day just like Pam in Michael's birthday, but, nope, its great. And since i remember that fact, I guess my knowledge of useless office trivia is still a bit there, but I will ignore that fact, because really... rewatching the first two seasons just sounds like fun (and it sounds like something i haven't done in like two weeks... therefore, i say its time again).


Author's Response:

Do you know what a dingleberry is? You better look that up before you start hurling it around. I like huckleberry as an insult. "Well aren't you a huckleberry!" See? Stops people in their tracks.

That reminds me of the one scene where Michael tells her to take notes, but she doesn't have any paper... I forgot about that scene! It is so funny. I love how she spreads her hands and looks at the cameras like "uh, not going to happen, Michael." She gives the best looks. That's the worst worst worst thing about writing about Jim and Pam. They're best stuff is always their expressions and it's just about impossible to write. Everyone else is so verbal. Except Michael's crying. I never say that Michael cries because he always cries a different way and it's just too hard to describe. He's face gets all red first which starts you laughing before the waterworks even begin. Wow....I'm kinda rambling here....

i am loving this story. haha. i loved the dundies.


Author's Response: The Dundies is my absolute favorite episode!

this is so great. so hilarious. now i want to know what is going to happen with karen/jim/pam. and i want to know what was in that email!

Author's Response: The email is integral to the plot and I promise that it will all be exposed! Just hold on to your seats!