Summary: Pam's a little bit miserable during her time of the month. Hopefully Jim can help make it better.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: No
Word count: 6402 Read Count: 31236 ePub Downloads: 0
Penname: UrkelGrue Real name: Anna
Member Since: March 24, 2007
Bio:
I love The Office. People have to constantly remind me that The Office is not, in fact, my life.
Bio:
I love The Office. People have to constantly remind me that The Office is not, in fact, my life.
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[Report This] Published: July 09, 2007 Updated: August 03, 2007
Reviewer: UrkelGrue Signed 
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Date: July 14, 2008 Title: Chapter 8: Chapter 8
10 Date: July 14, 2008 Title: Chapter 8: Chapter 8
I love this story. could you please update it? i miss it.
Summary:
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Ensemble, Jim, Pam, Roy
Genres: Angst, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5808 Read Count: 18171 ePub Downloads: 5
Set after Cocktails...Most of the office leaves for the day. A few people are left behind. One of them has a gun and every intention of using it.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Ensemble, Jim, Pam, Roy
Genres: Angst, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5808 Read Count: 18171 ePub Downloads: 5
[Report This] Published: July 09, 2007 Updated: July 13, 2007
Reviewer: UrkelGrue Signed 10
Date: July 12, 2007 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5
10 Date: July 12, 2007 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5
Oh thank god! I've never been so happy to read a "beep" in my entire life.
Reviewer: UrkelGrue Signed 10
Date: July 12, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4
10 Date: July 12, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4
I'm reviewing this chapter because you said you were sad that no one reviewed it.
Anyways, I am quite interested in what happens next.
Author's Response: Ha! Thank you. By the way your name is hilarious! I love it.
Reviewer: UrkelGrue Signed 10
Date: July 10, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2
10 Date: July 10, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2
I like it...
how funny would it be if Bob Vance came to the rescue??
Author's Response: Haha what a great idea! I'll have to keep that in mind. I don't really have a clear idea of an ending, so my options are open.
Reviewer: UrkelGrue Signed 10
Date: July 10, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3
10 Date: July 10, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3
Ok seriously, you CAN NOT kill Jim.
People are writing to many angsty stories where Jim or Pam dies and since I kind of have a addiction to angst, I've been pretty depressed lately.
Make it as angsty as you want JUST DON'T TAKE JIM...or Pam.
Summary:
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 285 Read Count: 14186 ePub Downloads: 0
The little things were threatening to drive him insane.... a few 55-word chapters on learning to live with the one you love.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 285 Read Count: 14186 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: July 14, 2007 Updated: July 14, 2007
Reviewer: UrkelGrue Signed 10
Date: July 15, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: Clink.....times four
10 Date: July 15, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: Clink.....times four
I do that too!!
Exactly 4 ice cubes...
always.
No more, no less.
Author's Response:
get out - that is TOOO funny!!! :-)
Thanks for the review!
Summary:
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Drunk Pam/Jim, Fluff, Holiday, Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: Adult language, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2508 Read Count: 11743 ePub Downloads: 0
Short set of "When he/she..." Yay!
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Drunk Pam/Jim, Fluff, Holiday, Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: Adult language, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2508 Read Count: 11743 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: July 14, 2007 Updated: August 16, 2007
Reviewer: UrkelGrue Signed
Date: July 26, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: When She's Mad
Date: July 26, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: When She's Mad
I don't think it was lame...
I thought it was cute and fuzzy...even though she was mad....
Author's Response: Hehe, well, thanks! I may edit and add to this chapter later, I just had this idea in my head for a while now and had to do something with it. lol
Summary: 
Jim and Pam and two telephones, post-Season 3.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8370 Read Count: 59138 ePub Downloads: 14
Jim and Pam and two telephones, post-Season 3.Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8370 Read Count: 59138 ePub Downloads: 14
[Report This] Published: July 16, 2007 Updated: August 02, 2007
Reviewer: UrkelGrue Signed 10
Date: July 16, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: Borders
10 Date: July 16, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: Borders
I think you should make it end in a combination of smut AND a barn dance...
That way, all our needs are satisfied.
Author's Response: Ha! That would be the diplomatic choice...
Reviewer: UrkelGrue Signed 10
Date: July 23, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: Hypothesis
10 Date: July 23, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: Hypothesis
bow-chicka-wow-wow!
sorry.
I have no idea what possessed me.
Author's Response: Me either. This is sort of a weeeeyoooo, weeeeyoooo kind of story. :)
Summary: With every break-up comes the awkward ritual of returning of each other's things. Here's a glimpse into those awkward moments.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3111 Read Count: 18725 ePub Downloads: 1
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3111 Read Count: 18725 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: July 24, 2007 Updated: July 29, 2007
Reviewer: UrkelGrue Signed 10
Date: July 25, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: CDs
10 Date: July 25, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: CDs
I'm so glad you're writing something like this. It's very original.
I hope we found out why they broke up in later chapters...
Author's Response: Thanks! I know it's not everyone's favorite subject, but sometimes they have to be written. Thanks again for reading!
Reviewer: UrkelGrue Signed 10
Date: July 25, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: A Scarf
10 Date: July 25, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: A Scarf
aw....poor jim/pam.
Author's Response: I know, sorry about that :\ Thanks for reading though!
Reviewer: UrkelGrue Signed
Date: July 26, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: Boxers
Date: July 26, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: Boxers
aw! iI'm glad things are getting better for our dynamic duo.
Author's Response: Still two more chapters left, plenty could happen! Thanks for reading!
Summary: The documentary about life in Dunder Mifflin Scranton is on the air and fast approaching the second season series finale. The Powers That Be (TPTB) have a great idea to boost the ratings (and hopefully paper sales).
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Humor, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 15924 Read Count: 21097 ePub Downloads: 3
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Humor, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 15924 Read Count: 21097 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: July 25, 2007 Updated: September 05, 2007
Reviewer: UrkelGrue Signed 10
Date: July 25, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Behind Closed Doors
10 Date: July 25, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Behind Closed Doors
Oh. My. Lord.
This is going to be good...
Author's Response: Oh, I hope so. Thanks UrkelGrue!
Summary:
Categories: Other, Past
Characters: Jim
Genres: Inner Monologue
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content, Other Adult Theme, Violence/Injury
Challenges: First Days
Series: None
Chapters: 18 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 5512 Read Count: 28812 ePub Downloads: 1
Jim blogs on Livejournal...This will be an ongoing story, for as long as I have the patience and inspiration to sustain it.
To try make it more of an interactive experience, any and all comments will be responded to in character as if it is in fact, Jim's Livejournal (from the 8th entry on.)
Categories: Other, Past
Characters: Jim
Genres: Inner Monologue
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content, Other Adult Theme, Violence/Injury
Challenges: First Days
Series: None
Chapters: 18 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 5512 Read Count: 28812 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: July 28, 2007 Updated: September 18, 2007
Reviewer: UrkelGrue Signed 10
Date: September 09, 2007 Title: Chapter 8: Day…I don’t know what fucking day it is and I don’t care…
10 Date: September 09, 2007 Title: Chapter 8: Day…I don’t know what fucking day it is and I don’t care…
I'd fuck you Jim...seriously...I would...
Author's Response: That\'s nice. Really. I appreciate it. I really shouldn\'t post shitfaced. I\'m sorry. God, this is humiliating.
Reviewer: UrkelGrue Signed 10
Date: September 10, 2007 Title: Chapter 10: Day 526.5
10 Date: September 10, 2007 Title: Chapter 10: Day 526.5
I love you Jim!!! Don't beat yourself up over it...at least you've still got a huge cock...
Author's Response: Hrmf. A lotta good that does me from the top of the key.
Reviewer: UrkelGrue Signed 10
Date: September 10, 2007 Title: Chapter 9: Day 526...
10 Date: September 10, 2007 Title: Chapter 9: Day 526...
seriously though, jim...if you ever need a fuck buddy...or friend, i'm here for you....
ps. i've heard you're pretty hot. who wouldn't want to tap that?
Author's Response: Much appreciated, although any reports of hotness on my part are greatly exaggerated.
Reviewer: UrkelGrue Signed 10
Date: September 11, 2007 Title: Chapter 11: Day 527...
10 Date: September 11, 2007 Title: Chapter 11: Day 527...
you should bake him a cake with dog food in it...just a suggestion......
Don't stress out too much. You're still dead sexy!
Author's Response: Dude, did you ever see that crazy sick movie about the guy who makes a fruitcake for his dad, who he hates, and asks bums on the streets of NY to spit in the batter? It\'s insane. I swear, when his dad eats the cake, I just wanted to spew. Hmmmm.
Reviewer: UrkelGrue Signed 10
Date: September 11, 2007 Title: Chapter 12: Day 527.5
10 Date: September 11, 2007 Title: Chapter 12: Day 527.5
Jim, your lack of confidence is going to turn the ladies off (not me of course. i love you no matter what) How bout turn that frown upside down...
Author's Response: What? Self-pity isn\'t the ultimate turn-on? Shit, and here I thought I was onto something...
Summary: And that's how Jim Halpert lost Pam Beesly.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Adult language, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3402 Read Count: 19200 ePub Downloads: 2
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Adult language, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3402 Read Count: 19200 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: August 03, 2007 Updated: August 14, 2007
Reviewer: UrkelGrue Signed 10
Date: August 11, 2007 Title: Chapter 6: You're Tearing Up Your Photos 'Cause You Want To Forget... It's Over.
10 Date: August 11, 2007 Title: Chapter 6: You're Tearing Up Your Photos 'Cause You Want To Forget... It's Over.
I may cry...
Author's Response:
That wasn't my intention, but if it's a good cry because you love the story so much, by all means, do so.
And I'll apologize in the end!!
Summary:
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Helene Beesly, Jim, Jim/Pam, Karen, Larissa Halpert, Pam
Genres: Angst, Drabble, Humor, Workdays
Warnings: Other Adult Theme
Challenges: Instant Messaging
Series: None
Chapters: 54 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 16909 Read Count: 314571 ePub Downloads: 23
A glimpse into the instant messaging history of Jim and Pam. Written with the intention of expanding on what we see on the show, as well as to tie up some loose ends. There will be a conversation for each episode through Season 3.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Helene Beesly, Jim, Jim/Pam, Karen, Larissa Halpert, Pam
Genres: Angst, Drabble, Humor, Workdays
Warnings: Other Adult Theme
Challenges: Instant Messaging
Series: None
Chapters: 54 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 16909 Read Count: 314571 ePub Downloads: 23
[Report This] Published: August 05, 2007 Updated: December 27, 2016
Reviewer: UrkelGrue Signed 10
Date: September 13, 2007 Title: Chapter 38: The Convict
10 Date: September 13, 2007 Title: Chapter 38: The Convict
The prank is where Pam tells Andy that Jim wants to hang out with him and he goes up to Jim and starts planning a wild night with him.
Summary: What if Pam had gone along with Michael and Dwight to the convention? Was she ready to see Jim? Was Jim ready to face Pam?
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past, Episode Related, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Travel
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: Reality Reality TV
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 29494 Read Count: 130754 ePub Downloads: 35
What if Pam had gone along with Michael and Dwight to the convention? Was she ready to see Jim? Was Jim ready to face Pam?Categories: Jim and Pam, Past, Episode Related, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Travel
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: Reality Reality TV
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 29494 Read Count: 130754 ePub Downloads: 35
[Report This] Published: September 04, 2007 Updated: September 29, 2007
Reviewer: UrkelGrue Signed 10
Date: September 04, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Like a Bluebird With His Heart Removed...Lonely As a Train
10 Date: September 04, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Like a Bluebird With His Heart Removed...Lonely As a Train
YEAH!!
let's see how you take that, bitch! (talkin' bout Jim of course.)
Author's Response: It's fun to abuse Jim, isn't it? Thanks for your review!
Summary:
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Karen, Jim/Pam, Pam/Other
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: Reality Reality TV
Chapters: 23 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 51174 Read Count: 147824 ePub Downloads: 49
MEMBER'S CHOICE TOP NOMINEE - Jim and Pam must interact in network sponsored live chats to promote their documentary. Angst (and maybe some smut) ensue.
Story now complete.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Karen, Jim/Pam, Pam/Other
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: Reality Reality TV
Chapters: 23 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 51174 Read Count: 147824 ePub Downloads: 49
[Report This] Published: October 11, 2007 Updated: November 16, 2007
Reviewer: UrkelGrue Signed 10
Date: November 16, 2007 Title: Chapter 23: Squee!!!!!
10 Date: November 16, 2007 Title: Chapter 23: Squee!!!!!
Ah! I loved this so much!
I'm not ready for it to be over!
You should write a sequel...with lots of smut...
Ok I'm getting carried away.
My point is that I loved it and am sad to see it end.
Summary:
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Steamy
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2439 Read Count: 11652 ePub Downloads: 2
It's hot, it's steamy and it's real. This may be more fan non-fiction than fiction. You'll have to read and find out for yourself.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Steamy
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2439 Read Count: 11652 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: October 30, 2007 Updated: October 30, 2007
Reviewer: UrkelGrue Signed 10
Date: July 15, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: The Beginning, The Climax and The Ending
10 Date: July 15, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: The Beginning, The Climax and The Ending
Oh my god! I love this fic. it's so relatable and real. The ONLY thing that I disagree with is that all penises are "freaking ugly" although they ARE freaking ugly when they're flaccid.
Other than that, this story was so incredibly SPOT ON. I almost wish you'd continue it until the sex gets better. That way, maybe it will give me some hope...
Summary: Pam's hands grew clammy and her mouth suddenly felt dry. She had to come up with something. There was no way that Jim was ever going to find out what she was really up to. There was just no way.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam, Michael
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Inner Monologue, Oneshot, Romance, Workdays
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4990 Read Count: 4618 ePub Downloads: 0
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam, Michael
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Inner Monologue, Oneshot, Romance, Workdays
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4990 Read Count: 4618 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: November 02, 2007 Updated: November 02, 2007
Reviewer: UrkelGrue Signed 10
Date: November 02, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
10 Date: November 02, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
loved it!
Author's Response: Thank you very much for the review!
Summary: What if Jim had finally been stretched to the breaking point before Casino Night?
Categories: Past, Alternate Universe
Characters: None
Genres: Angst, Inner Monologue, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Dubious Consent, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7281 Read Count: 49171 ePub Downloads: 5
What if Jim had finally been stretched to the breaking point before Casino Night?Categories: Past, Alternate Universe
Characters: None
Genres: Angst, Inner Monologue, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Dubious Consent, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7281 Read Count: 49171 ePub Downloads: 5
[Report This] Published: November 03, 2007 Updated: November 17, 2007
Reviewer: UrkelGrue Signed 10
Date: November 04, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: 8:15 AM
10 Date: November 04, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: 8:15 AM
That's hot.
More please...
Like, kind of now-ish
Author's Response: Working on it! Thanks!