Penname: GodInThisChilis Real name: Melissa
Member Since: April 01, 2007

Bio:

Author of the Month July 2018

I teach 8th grade US History and I love the Office. I'm new to fic writing but am having a great time.


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Reviews by GodInThisChilis
Summary: Past Featured Story Completed

“Are you free for dinner tonight?” (Hello)

"Yes." (Hello)

For a long time it's just missed opportunities and crossed wires.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Romance
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 14247 Read Count: 28908 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: November 09, 2007 Updated: January 07, 2008
Reviewer: GodInThisChilis Signed 10
Date: November 09, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Casino Night

This? Is beautiful. Welcome to the fandom! I can't wait to read more of your stuff. I tried to pick out a favorite line, but there are too many. Just lovely. I need to go read it again.

Author's Response: Thank you so much :) It made my night to see such a nice comment from a writer I admire so much. And thanks for the welcome, I think I\'m going to like it around here :)

Reviewer: GodInThisChilis Signed 10
Date: November 18, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: The Merger

This is just so lovely and insightful. I can wait for more during your hiatus because I know that the wait will be worth it.

Author's Response: Thanks so much for reading and reviewing! I\'m glad you think this will be worth coming back too and I promise it will only be taking a short break :)

Summary: Pam and Jim, in an effort to squalch boredom, play the childhood game of 20 Questions, with a twist. When the questions get more personal, will they cave under the pressure to keep their true feelings hidden, or will they let it all out respecting the rules of the game?
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Ensemble, Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Workdays
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 21 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 39511 Read Count: 86033 ePub Downloads: 6
[Report This] Published: November 10, 2007 Updated: July 19, 2008
Reviewer: GodInThisChilis Signed
Date: November 10, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Superheroes

Oh, I really like this premise and can't wait for the more personal questions!

Author's Response: Thanks! I'm so glad you like it!

the upwards fall by Bennie Rated: M [Reviews - 6] 2
Summary: It's too bad, really, that he's Michael and she's Pam (and sick with some unknown -itis that may be female troubles but really is the fact that she had sex with Ryan last night), because Michael always knows where to get the best cookies. Sequel to No Longer In Service. For DinkinFlicka.
Categories: Other, Episode Related
Characters: Pam, Ryan
Genres: Oneshot
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7373 Read Count: 1060 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: November 13, 2007 Updated: November 13, 2007
Reviewer: GodInThisChilis Signed 10
Date: November 13, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: the upwards fall

Wow. This is so good. I have a soft spot for the Ryan/Pam pairing when it's written well and this certainly is. This is very believable and very in character. I think I'm going to go and read it again.

Author's Response: Thank you!  I love Ryan and Pam, because they really do have a lot in common, especially in Season 3, so it's an interesting dynamic to explore.  Definitely one of my favorite pairings.

Breakable by LoveFool Rated: T [Reviews - 135] 52
Summary: Past Featured StoryYet another story inspired by a song by Ingrid Michaelson called Breakable. I really wanted to tell a story about people being just that -- breakable, and ultimately how grace helps keep us from falling apart. So yeah -- a nice fluffy holiday piece. ;-)
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Other, Roy
Genres: Angst, Childhood, Holiday, Humor, Romance
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 15287 Read Count: 33566 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: November 13, 2007 Updated: November 20, 2007
Reviewer: GodInThisChilis Signed 10
Date: November 19, 2007 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5

This is just so beautiful. Jim's letter to Pam? Perfect and right and just wow. It made me tear up a little.  This story has been an emotional experience. Thank you!

Author's Response: Thanks GodinThisChilis! I'm so glad you liked the story so much. The letter was really fun to write and definitely the part that moved ME as the writer the most. 

Summary: Past Featured Story

With every choice we don't make, we create a universe...

WARNING: This is like, angst, to the tenth power, but I can promise a happy ending, if not exactly the one you might have in mind...

Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: None
Genres: Angst, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 20 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 9339 Read Count: 49866 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: November 17, 2007 Updated: June 30, 2008
Reviewer: GodInThisChilis Signed 10
Date: November 18, 2007 Title: Chapter 5: ...So this might be...

UGh....this is so delightfully painful and sad. Is there a word for something so heartwrenching that it's good? I bet the Germans have a word for it.

The imagery here is so wonderful and part of me is cheering for Jim and Pam to get together, but the other part wants them to just keep on living their lives with the angst because somehow that's more real.

Sigh.



Author's Response: Hey M, I'm having a hell of a time here, because I'm kind of just writing it down as it happens, you know? I don't think this one's going to have a happy ending. I'm not sure, but no matter what happens, some hearts are going to get shredded, I think. It might just be ours!

Reviewer: GodInThisChilis Signed 10
Date: November 27, 2007 Title: Chapter 7: ...of a Beautiful Friendship...

Oh.My.God.  I did not expect this to go down this road and I love that it did. Molly inviting them over to dinner and knowing what Jim was doing in bed? Perfect!  I was so excited to see this title pop up again. So good!

Reviewer: GodInThisChilis Signed 10
Date: February 10, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Of all the streets, in all the cities...

I was just thinking about this story the other day and I'm so glad to see it back. The feeling, emotion and tension you've managed to weave are so freaking real. Can't wait to see what else you have in store for this.

Reviewer: GodInThisChilis Signed 10
Date: February 11, 2008 Title: Chapter 14: I Have Seen Them...

Shass...Shass...Shass....

This is agonizing. I don't know who to root for. Jim and Pam? Molly? Doug? so good and so real. Have I said that before? I hope there's more. But then again I don't want it to end. Argh!!!!

Reviewer: GodInThisChilis Signed 10
Date: June 30, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Of all the streets, in all the cities...

So glad to see you and this story back. I think you've created a very real situtaion full of real, adult, complex feelings. It's angsty, sure, but it is so good!

Author's Response: Hey sweetie! I'm always lurking, though I may not be as participatory as I'd like. Thanks for the sweet words. Yeah, my life right now is chock FULL of real, adult, complex feelings. Argh. This is a very healthy way to let it out, let me tell you...

Siren... by Shassafrass Rated: MA [Reviews - 48] 28
Summary:

We interrupt our regularly scheduled programming to bring you a hefty dose of smut. Really. Seriously. I'm not kidding. Not work-safe and don't view this where children can see it.

Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.


Categories: Past, Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: Drunk Pam/Jim, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 5341 Read Count: 37540 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: November 20, 2007 Updated: December 21, 2007
Reviewer: GodInThisChilis Signed 10
Date: November 20, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: When she calls from the rocks...

What am I thankful for this holiday season?

Story titles that are followed with "by Shassafrass Rated: MA"

Man, you knocked it out of the park with this one and I'm interested to see where you take this next.

Reviewer: GodInThisChilis Signed 10
Date: November 21, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: When she calls from the rocks...

Man, you write dreams so well. They are so vivid, but with just the slight touch of something not real (like the public sex at the dojo).  What's interesting to think about is that these types of dreams are the ones that stay with you in pretty vivid fashion the next day. These could explain some of the staring Jim and Pam did.

Great imagery. Great details.  Can you tell I'm trying to write a review that doesn't make me look like a perv for loving these as much (and rereading them as much) as I do?

Summary: A take on what might happen if Pam and Jim go to an art festival together...
...then a follow-up on all the ramifications of their attendance.

Set late season two.
Categories: Past, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam, Pam/Roy
Genres: Angst, Weekend, Workdays
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 16379 Read Count: 18141 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: November 23, 2007 Updated: January 30, 2008
Reviewer: GodInThisChilis Signed 8
Date: November 24, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Now faith is replaced with a logic so cold

I really like the setup of this story and can't wait to see where you go with it next.



Author's Response: Thanks! I\'m hoping it turns out on paper like it is in my head...we\'ll see. \r\n\r\nThanks for reading!

Summary: A oneshot post-birth, future Pam and Jim. Anyone who has had a baby will know why Pam mentions being tired quite a bit. Writing Pam is so much fun.


I do not own these characters or anything else related to the ongoing televised story of The Office. No copyright infringement is intended. I still do not even work in an office. Though if I keep up with the fanfic instead of working, I may not have a job anywhere.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: None
Genres: Married
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 654 Read Count: 2983 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: November 27, 2007 Updated: November 27, 2007
Reviewer: GodInThisChilis Signed 9
Date: November 27, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

This is just lovely and real and wonderful.

Author's Response: GodInThisChilis, thank you! I appreciate the review and the kind words. Glad you enjoyed it!

Summary: What happens after the documentary airs and all the Dunder-Mifflinites are bitten by the acting bug?
Categories: Other, Future
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Humor, Parody
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 16 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1645 Read Count: 34214 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: December 05, 2007 Updated: December 05, 2007
Reviewer: GodInThisChilis Signed 10
Date: December 05, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Kelly

Every single one of these was spot on perfect. What an enjoyable read!

Author's Response: Thank you so much, GITC! I'm very glad you enjoyed this!

Summary: Past Featured Story

What if Jim chose the other path?

It's angsty, but hold on until the end. 

 


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim, Jim/Karen, Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 20 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4132 Read Count: 70869 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: December 06, 2007 Updated: December 06, 2007
Reviewer: GodInThisChilis Signed 10
Date: December 06, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Two roads diverged in a yellow wood

This was a lovely way to spend part of my afternoon. Thanks so much for writing it.

Summary: This is another alternate ending story from season three, beginning just before Phyllis' Wedding and ending at Business School.

Many thanks to Beeswax for her advice and encouragement.

I still own nothing, not The Office, not Jim and Pam, and nothing affiliated with TV or Scranton. I am, however, getting a new laptop for Christmas, which is why I'm purging this one of this story before the holiday. On that happy note, thanks for reading!
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 12537 Read Count: 57401 ePub Downloads: 11
[Report This] Published: December 09, 2007 Updated: December 12, 2007
Reviewer: GodInThisChilis Signed 10
Date: December 13, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Hidden Meaning

This was so good. When Jim told Pam she makes him a better man...I got all moist-eyed. Excellent job!

Author's Response: Wow, I\'m so glad you thought so, GodInThisChilis. I can\'t tell you how much I appreciate your review and that you stayed with my little story. Thanks so much!

Summary: This isn't the sort of thing you plan. AU season two. 
Categories: Alternate Universe, Jim and Pam, Past
Characters: Jim, Pam
Genres: Inner Monologue, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2924 Read Count: 6805 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: December 12, 2007 Updated: December 15, 2007
Reviewer: GodInThisChilis Signed 10
Date: December 13, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Oh, wow. So well done. So in character. Let me add my voice to those who have said they wouldn't mind more.

Summary: Past Featured StoryPam spends Christmas with the Halperts.  (A first Christmas fic)
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Holiday, Humor, Romance
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 14081 Read Count: 41052 ePub Downloads: 23
[Report This] Published: December 22, 2007 Updated: December 23, 2007
Reviewer: GodInThisChilis Signed 10
Date: December 23, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Deck the halls...

This is so good. I'm sitting in a car. driving to Wisconsin and this is just a lovely diversion. I can't wait for more.

Author's Response: Aw thank you! Glad I could create a diversion for you during your car ride to Wisconsin ;-)

Summary: Jim must deal with a family crisis.  Pam helps him to get through it.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Romance
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 41 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 79354 Read Count: 184376 ePub Downloads: 47
[Report This] Published: January 21, 2008 Updated: February 05, 2011
Reviewer: GodInThisChilis Signed 10
Date: May 23, 2008 Title: Chapter 11: Pam

I went back and read all of this the other day and it's just fantastic. I'm a sucker for Jim and Pam aren't together, but he needs her stories and this is awesome. I can't wait to read more.

Author's Response:

You have made my day – Nice reviews from Callisto and  GodInThisChilis on the same day?!?!?  I LOVE your stories!  I'm so excited that you are enjoying mine.

Reviewer: GodInThisChilis Signed
Date: May 05, 2009 Title: Chapter 29: Rings

I am so glad to have this story back. I went back and reread all of it a little while ago and I'm amazed at all of the detail you've got packed in here. I love your characterizations and think they are spot on. I can't wait for more.

Author's Response: Thank you so much for leaving a review.  I love, love, LOVE your stories, so to get a compliment on my characterizations from you ... well, it means a lot to me.

Summary: In science, the term "observer effect" refers to changes that the act of observing will make on the phenomenon being observed.

Categories: Jim and Pam, Other, Future
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam, Pam/Other, Ryan
Genres: Angst, Drunk Pam/Jim, Humor, Married, Romance, Weekend
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 19046 Read Count: 17065 ePub Downloads: 4
[Report This] Published: January 21, 2008 Updated: January 25, 2008
Reviewer: GodInThisChilis Signed 9
Date: January 23, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: My, she was yar.

Wert is wrong. I'm not pissed off at all and I'm totally in love with this story.  I have a very soft spot for Pam/Ryan especially when Ryan finds himself head over heals for Pam. Excellent story, excellent details.

I'm also so excited to see where you take this. I'm wondering about your title and how it will come into play. I'm just so fascinated with the concept of how these people would react if the documentary were real and you've got me hooked.

 



Author's Response:

Oh man, you're so sweet to review! I am really sorry I inadvertently used your fic title -- it's such a good one, is all. :)

Thanks so much! 

Reviewer: GodInThisChilis Signed 10
Date: January 25, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: My, she was yar.

So good! I think another reviewer mentioned that this seemed so "adult" and I agree. It was so real and heartwrenching and good. Thanks for such an amazing ride.

Author's Response: Thanks so much! I really appreciate that!

Summary: Past Featured StoryAU Season 2, some undetermined amount of time after Booze Cruise. Roy invites Jim to a house party.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Other, Jim/Pam, Pam/Roy
Genres: Angst, Drunk Pam/Jim, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Explicit sexual content, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5978 Read Count: 14335 ePub Downloads: 4
[Report This] Published: February 12, 2008 Updated: February 13, 2008
Reviewer: GodInThisChilis Signed 10
Date: February 12, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Part One

I read this over on LJ and loved it. So good! I can't wait for the conclusion.

Summary: Past Featured StoryWhat if Roy was lying when he said he'd never cheated on Pam?  What if Pam was always a little less healthy than she let on?  What if everything, everywhere, is only meant to fall apart?
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim, Jim/Other, Jim/Pam, Pam, Pam/Roy
Genres: Angst, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 31793 Read Count: 73200 ePub Downloads: 31
[Report This] Published: February 16, 2008 Updated: March 18, 2008
Reviewer: GodInThisChilis Signed 10
Date: February 27, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Don't think.

I think I loved this chapter most of all. Of course Jim is at the bar hitting on someone. Of course.  And I love how Pam gets her nerve back...doesn't decide that Jim must not love her because he's flirting with someone else.  So good. And Jim followed her! Gah! More More More!!!!