Ryan
“If I had to I could clean out my desk in five seconds and nobody would ever know I had ever been here. And I’d forget too.”
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Stories
Summary: I was reading through old PostSecret entries and the idea for this fic just knocked me over the head. I wouldn't call this "PostSecret: The Office Edition", but it's pretty close.
Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Andy, Angela, Dwight, Dwight/Angela, Ensemble, Jan, Jim, Jim/Pam, Kelly, Kevin, Michael, Michael/Jan, Oscar, Oscar/Gil, Pam, Phyllis, Ryan, Ryan/Kelly, Stanley, Toby
Genres: Angst, Humor, Inner Monologue, Oneshot
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 430 Read Count: 3993 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 08, 2008 Updated: October 08, 2008
Summary: It isn't like she came here just to drink beer and eat oranges, she's known it since she heard his voice weeks ago. Weeks before now, back when it was 2009 and everything still felt mostly okay. Written before Season 5, so no spoilers past Season 4.
Categories: Other, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam, Pam, Pam/Other, Ryan
Genres: Oneshot
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6392 Read Count: 2217 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: October 02, 2008 Updated: October 02, 2008
Summary:

Not a literal translation, despite what the title suggests.

The revival of Movie Monday can only lead to misery—or at least, that’s what Pam believes—especially when Entourage is replaced with something a little more personal.


Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Andy, Angela, Creed, Dwight, Jim, Jim/Pam, Karen, Kelly, Kevin, Meredith, Michael, Oscar, Pam, Phyllis, Ryan, Stanley, Toby
Genres: Angst, Humor, Workdays
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 6430 Read Count: 18012 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: April 25, 2007 Updated: September 27, 2008
Summary:

The Dunder Mifflin Company is vacationing on a Caribbean cruise. Jim and Pam are hoping for a romantic vacation but will Michael's outrageousness and some jealousy get in their way?

Takes place in Season 4 and is mostly focused on Jim/Pam.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Andy, Angela, Creed, David Wallace, Dwight, Jan, Jim/Pam, Karen, Kelly, Kevin, Meredith, Michael, Michael/Jan, Oscar, Pam, Phyllis/Bob Vance, Ryan, Stanley, Toby
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Humor, Romance, Hurt/Comfort, Travel, Workdays
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 11 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 25496 Read Count: 34538 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: April 02, 2008 Updated: September 20, 2008
Distraction by HowDroll Rated: MA [Reviews - 6] 8
Summary: Ryan gets distracted by the receptionist one Thursday. (Spoilers to S4)
Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam, Pam, Pam/Other, Ryan
Genres: Oneshot, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2548 Read Count: 7522 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: August 06, 2008 Updated: August 07, 2008
Summary: Someone comes to visit Ryan in prison, but it's not who you'd expect.
Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Pam, Ryan
Genres: Humor, Oneshot
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 995 Read Count: 2929 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: July 09, 2008 Updated: July 09, 2008
Summary:

Kelly sits Ryan in front of Big Brother 8. Gushing over a certain real showmance ensues.

You can read this without having ever seen BB8, but you probably won't catch everything, though the underlying theme is pretty obvious. I realize this doesn't match up with real time, since by the time BB8 aired, Ryan had already moved to NYC and broke up with Kelly, but work with me here. Prompt was "the new Eric and Jessica."


Categories: Other, Past
Characters: Kelly, Ryan, Ryan/Kelly
Genres: Humor, Oneshot
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 498 Read Count: 1504 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: July 03, 2008 Updated: July 03, 2008
Summary:

Roy dies, Dunder-Mifflin goes under, and Pam becomes a drug dealer. An AU that begins in late Season 2.

Inspired by the show "Weeds."


Categories: Other, Alternate Universe
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam, Pam/Other, Ryan
Genres: Angst, Humor
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 11836 Read Count: 2627 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: June 15, 2008 Updated: June 19, 2008
Bonding by Nightswept Rated: T [Reviews - 16] 3
Summary: The fifth episode of my summer hiatus series: Michael takes his entourage out for some "manly bonding" in celebration of Jim's recent engagement. The rest of the office try to keep themselves busy while the boss is away.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Andy, Angela, Creed, Darryl, Dwight, Ensemble, Jan, Jim, Kelly, Kevin, Meredith, Michael, Oscar, Pam, Phyllis, Ryan, Stanley
Genres: Angst, Humor, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6483 Read Count: 13998 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: June 09, 2008 Updated: June 15, 2008
Lost in Love by morethanthat Rated: Private [Reviews - 12] 4
Summary: “I hope you're still committed because I'm pregnant…. And guess what buddy, I am keeping it.” Ryan falls in love with his daughter and being a new him. AU. Rated T
Categories: Other, Present, Future, Episode Related, Alternate Universe
Characters: Kelly, Ryan
Genres: Angst, Fluff
Warnings: Adult language, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1826 Read Count: 1965 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: June 15, 2008 Updated: June 15, 2008
Summary: Pam, Karen, Kelly, and Katy are in an Arabian harem. Jim sets out to rescue them, and hilarity, adventure, and possibly swordfighting ensues.

Written for the "Arabian Nights" challenge.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Bob Vance, Dwight, Hunter, Jan, Jim, Jim/Karen, Jim/Pam, Karen, Katy, Kelly, Michael, Oscar, Pam, Ryan, Ryan/Kelly
Genres: Humor, Suspense
Warnings: Dubious Consent, Moderate sexual content, Violence/Injury
Challenges: Arabian Nights
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8450 Read Count: 5001 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: June 09, 2008 Updated: June 14, 2008
Summary: A conversation between Pam and Ryan after the infamous invitation to dinner. Spoilers through Dunder-Mifflin Infinity
Categories: Jim and Pam, Other
Characters: Pam, Ryan
Genres: Oneshot
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1185 Read Count: 3342 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: June 13, 2008 Updated: June 13, 2008
Summary: Pam is the office mattress.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past, Episode Related
Characters: Andy, Darryl, David Wallace, Ensemble, Jim, Jim/Karen, Jim/Pam, Karen, Michael, Pam, Pam/Other, Pam/Roy, Roy, Ryan, Toby
Genres: Inner Monologue, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 6832 Read Count: 16629 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: May 28, 2008 Updated: June 10, 2008
Summary:

Michael finds himself in a town devoid of people and with no memory of who he is.

Lost in the Twilight Zone.
 


Categories: Other, Alternate Universe
Characters: Andy, Dwight, Ensemble, Michael, Pam, Ryan
Genres: Dream/Fantasy, Suspense, Travel
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: The Twilight Zone
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3318 Read Count: 3003 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: June 09, 2008 Updated: June 10, 2008
Summary: Pam, Ryan and Toby all meet in Costa Rica, post-"Goodbye Toby". Toby/Pam/Ryan threesome.
Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Pam, Pam/Other, Ryan, Toby, Toby/Other
Genres: Holiday, Oneshot, Steamy, Travel
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 10352 Read Count: 2639 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: June 02, 2008 Updated: June 02, 2008
Summary: The morning after the Night Out.
Categories: Other, Episode Related
Characters: Dwight, Michael, Ryan
Genres: Angst, Drabble, Fluff, Slash
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 620 Read Count: 2158 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 31, 2008 Updated: May 31, 2008
Summary: At my 10 year high school reunion it will not say "Ryan Howard is a temp."
Categories: Present
Characters: Ryan
Genres: Oneshot
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1687 Read Count: 1655 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 14, 2008 Updated: May 14, 2008
Summary: Ryan needs help, and so that's what Michael does.  [Picks up where Night Out left off, some spoilers for Did I Stutter? and Job Fair. Also, a borrowed scene from Skins]
Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam, Michael, Pam/Other, Ryan, Ryan/Kelly
Genres: Oneshot, Slash
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6739 Read Count: 1505 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 13, 2008 Updated: May 13, 2008
Summary: We all remember her from The Job, the receptionist Grace who reminded Jim of Pam in that unforgettable scene. Well here are things from her point of view. Before season 4 and during. (Series)
Categories: Jim and Pam, Other, Present
Characters: Ryan
Genres: Dream/Fantasy
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 420 Read Count: 4815 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 02, 2008 Updated: May 02, 2008
Summary:

Ryan/Karen, some Jim/Pam.

Karen has her own season of self-discovery. Only it's a little more subtle than coal-walks or love declarations.


Categories: Other, Present, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam, Karen, Pam, Ryan
Genres: Angst, Humor, Inner Monologue, Married, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4633 Read Count: 2088 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: April 26, 2008 Updated: April 26, 2008
Summary: After Ryan dumps Kelly and heads for New York, she discovers something that will change both of their lives forever. Set a month or so after "The Job".
Categories: Other, Future
Characters: Kelly, Ryan, Ryan/Kelly, Ryan/Kelly
Genres: Romance
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 5107 Read Count: 12819 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: February 25, 2008 Updated: April 26, 2008
Wasted by hanakinstarbuck Rated: T [Reviews - 7] 3
Summary: He never thought it would end like this, so much left undone. Ryan-centric, with a tinge of R/K. Set a few months after "Night Out". One-shot.
Categories: Future
Characters: Ryan
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Adult language, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1324 Read Count: 1524 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 25, 2008 Updated: April 25, 2008
Summary: Never mess with a woman's candy dish. Bad things happen when you do --- such as profuse sweating, projectile vomiting, and serious internal pain. Oh, and bad stuff could also happen to the guy who messed with the candy dish...
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Andy, Angela, Creed, Dwight, Kelly, Michael, Ryan, Toby
Genres: Humor, Workdays
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2030 Read Count: 2900 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 23, 2008 Updated: April 23, 2008
Summary: Kelly throws Ryan a surprise party. Which of course, goes swimmingly.
Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Kelly, Ryan, Ryan/Kelly, Ryan/Kelly
Genres: Holiday, Humor, Weekend
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 650 Read Count: 1416 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 19, 2008 Updated: April 19, 2008
Summary: Jim and Ryan, after the world ends, on their way home.

Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Jim, Jim/Other, Ryan
Genres: Angst, Slash
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 19791 Read Count: 1172 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 01, 2008 Updated: April 01, 2008