You had me at: "In America there’s… wait… they have lots of guns in America, right?”

Love it! I'm off to read more...

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Yay! I helped you with this!!

The formating is kind of funny--I thought the talking heads were in italics on the original, no? And everything is very spaced-out. In the literal sense, not the fun hippie way. Hmm..

Author's Response:

Yay for collabo!  I fixed some formatting.  I was having issues with it so that's why it was all funky.  Thanks for pointing it out :) 

Although I like it being all fun and hippish!

Yes, Ryan grew a tail. Think Jumanji

AH! :D:D:D:D LMAO!! This is awe-inspiring. For serious.

Author's Response: Haha.Thanksfor the review :) I've inspired with bad!fic, awesomeness!

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This is amazing! House + Office = Greatness. I cannot wait for more. :D

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:) I enjoy this story quite ardently. I love how Kevin and Oscar were googling childbirth. :P Crazy. This is a very well-written story--good work!

Author's Response: Thank you! I hope to have time to finish it up tomorrow.

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This was great! Everybody was characterized so well.

(and who DOESN'T think about getting a Jim-hug? :D)

Author's Response: Thank you so much for reviewing! And as characters on this show go Jim wouldn\'t be my first choice for a hug, but I\'m kind of weird that way :)

I. Loved. This. Story. Start to finish. The old cliche "drop everything just to read it" doesn't even begin to describe what I did for this fic. I squealed with delight every email alert I received. And this chapter was a brilliant conclusion. I'm so glad Jim and Pam got their happy ending! I also enjoyed your allusions to the show (His near-proposal, etc etc.) and how they're similar but original in their own right. Okay, I'm rambling. But you are an amazing writer, and I cannot wait for whatever comes next!! you have my unending support, and based on your number of positive reviews, I'm not the only one! Congrats on the beautiful work! Please write more. (I won't pressure you into a sequel--i'm painfully aware of how suck-y those are when you're coerced.) But PLEEEASE continue posting!

Author's Response: Thank you so much, cri-man-squa. Love that name, btw. Cri-man-squa. F and C, doubletime! \"Front and Center. Twice as fast as you would normally go. Any other questions?\" Jim- \"One more. Why are you talking like that?\"

Ok, so I\'m getting off track, but that\'s seriously one of my favorite scenes ever - I need two men on this, that\'s what she said- NO TIME- but she did- NO TIME!

Don\'t worry, I\'m shutting up now. Anyhow, thank you so much for reading and reviewing. I\'m so happy that you enjoyed the story from beginning to end, and that you think I should continue writing because I feel like I have so much to learn. (Correct grammar being one, for sure.) So thank you for taking this journey with me as I struggled through my first real piece of fic and- who knows- I may be inspired to pick something up again soon. ;)

Not your proudest chapter? You had me clutching my chest, and squealing in appropriate increments. It was great, especially Jim singing the Proclaimers to her, and the promise ring, and the care package... Everything was great. Can't wait for more!! :D

Author's Response: Aww, thank you so much! I\'m happy to hear you enjoyed the chapter. I don\'t know why I was so tough on myself when writing the Schrute-Martin wedding... Maid of honor speeches make me nervous, I guess. Ha-ha. And oh, I\'ve had that darn Proclaimers song stuck in my head all day. Argh.

There are no words... this is great. I cannot wait for more. I have a few sneaking suspicions about what's going to come, but like Pam, I don't want to say them out loud. Post soon! :D

Author's Response: Ooh, please tell what you think will happen! Hmm...

Awww, that was great. The end was so adorable. And there just isn't enough Angela/Pam interaction any more. Also, I must admit that Andy's screenname made me laugh aloud. Nard dog... that's so Andy. Kudos on the story!

Author's Response: Thank you!! I agree, there needs to be more Angela/Pam interaction. And Andy\'s screen name makes me laugh too! Andy would definitely pick that name. :) Thanks so much again!!

I must say, your last line in combination with the chapter end note has given me quite a nasty case of the Laugh Out Louds. I'm morbidly curious what the title means and am off to read more.

Author's Response: The title is really a stretch.  You'll know it when you see it (it's in two chapters from now) but there is a greater meaning, which you would get if you read my fanfic "The Austrian Vagrant" and knew your World War 2 history.  I'll try to bring the funny, but this really is meant to be a more serious piece.  Well, than my usual stuff at least.  Thanks for reading.

:D Aww, they got the house! I absolutely loved that Jim wanted her to paint furniture on the walls in the place of actual furniture, and the whole joking bit about building a meth lab under an in-ground pool was just wonderful. Thanks for the update! Only one more though?! :'( Now that I look at that emoticon, it looks like it has a weird nose and not that it's shedding a tear... hmm... Random tangent, sorry. This story has just been so delightful to read that a little piece of me will be sad when it isn't updated any longer... Congrats on another wonderful chapter!