Date: May 07, 2007 12:21 pm Title: Chapter 68 - Obedience Training
So does that mean Jim kisses Pam for mentioning Mose? Or does Mose have to come to the party? Cmon! Jim kisses!!! How can Pam refuse THAT?
Hee! I'm so into this story. I love Michael's bizarro pirate scavenger hunt. Can't wait to see what happens next!
Date: May 07, 2007 11:54 am Title: Chapter 68 - Obedience Training
You are a KISS TEASE! Or wait, is Jim going to kiss Mose?
BTW, Michael on a scavenger hunt is the best thing ever. EVER, you hear me?
Author's Response: How have they NOT done a scavenger hunt on the show? Maps, alliances, treasure, booby traps! Creed would win of course.
Date: May 05, 2007 10:14 pm Title: Chapter 67 - Dennis Saves the Receptionist
Nice! I was thinking "Who the heck is Dennis?" Now I'm thinking... Dennnnis! (/Kevin)
I'm assuming Dwight is running in to work now to steal Michael's thunder. As if he could. Everybody goes crazy for Michael's birthday. Michael says so himself.
I really liked "Startled, Jim looked at Pam. He was relieved to see she looked horrified."
I still think the dares should be about clothing removal and trying out those condoms. But, you go about with your little story, Muggins, I'll just follow along.
Author's Response:
Clothing removal and condoms will be coming up per your orders. I notice you didn't use any pronouns so I'm just saying.... if it's not Jim and Pam, that's your own fault.
I think Jim might be considering having his name legally changed to Dennis. He also might be quitting his job to work at the coal mines. I'll leave you with that image... Jim, sweaty coal miner.
Date: May 05, 2007 05:22 pm Title: Chapter 66 - I promise it won't hurt
Bob and Phyllis - so sweet. They are adorable. Not even adorkable, they're the real thing.
Creed and nipples - ha!
Angela and Dwight - so hers is called Cupcake, too? I thought all of ours had different names. Technically, you should capitalize a proper name Muggins, although I guess there's nothing that proper about ... Cupcake. (Seriously, a conscious allusion? I can only think so.)
I imagine that Jim will allow Pam to paint his toenails if it means she's touching him. (Well, maybe not in the real show right now.)
Author's Response:
Cupcake is a universal term for....ah, who am I kidding. Everybody go read Maybe Once's story RIGHT NOW!
I think Jim will let Pam do ANYTHING as long as she's touching him. But that's just my opinion. And luckily for me, I'm writing the story. So she's going to be doing a lottttta stuff that involves touching him! Woohoo!
Date: May 05, 2007 05:13 pm Title: Chapter 65 - A Truce is Called
Muggins, I really think they should play Man/Woman Truth or Dare. You know I think that.
So I'm kind of catching up on my reading... I was in a pineapple under the sea for a while.
I really liked this line "She felt a sneer coming on as she realized that Jim would probably know what it meant."
I think Pam and Jim definitely need to get to some Truth. And I can think of better Dares than "call someone and make them come in." Oh, yeah.
Author's Response: Too Late Kev, you are such a skivvy little perv sometimes.... I like that about you. There was a reason I wrote the Kama Sutra while waiting for my sister's thumbs up on this story. I needed to get some of that "Man/Woman Truth or Dare" outta my system....
10 [Report This]Date: May 04, 2007 09:59 pm Title: Chapter 66 - I promise it won't hurt
Ooh, things are really getting interesting!
Date: May 04, 2007 07:08 pm Title: Chapter 66 - I promise it won't hurt
Yes!!! This review basically concludes all the catching up I've had to do since being gone for a week or two, and believe me when I say there's been a lot of it, but it was totally worth it all for the happy Jam. Especially the scenes in these last few chapters!
I love that this story is 66 chapters long and I'm still so smitten with it. Thanks Muggins!
Author's Response: God, I'm so glad you're back. I've missed you terribly. I hate that everyone has these real lives that interfere with the truly important things. But what can I do? Maybe you could get a job as a professional reviewer. The pays not great but you get to snort and spit out a lot of food while reading... surely that compensates for the crappy salary?
Date: May 03, 2007 11:01 am Title: Chapter 65 - A Truce is Called
Oh, that Jim Halpert. He's a crafty one! Hehe.
Also, I feel bad for Kelly. I'd stop answering my phone if my parents did that to me. :)
Author's Response: Huh. Maybe I should stop answering my phone.
Date: May 03, 2007 10:02 am Title: Chapter 65 - A Truce is Called
I have to say, my mental image of Jim pulling closer and whispering, "Truth or Dare" was really hot. Thanks for that ;) Looking forward to the next chapter and I love that they're sending Michael on a treasure hunt!
Author's Response: Always pleased to give a nice mental image of Jim that doesn't involve a naked Dwight. That's the image people usually bring up in reviewing my stuff... "Hey Muggins lay off the naked Dwight and Jim! That's not right." I'm thinking at the end of the treasure hunt, Michael will find..............naked Dwight and Jim! yeah, baby
Date: May 03, 2007 07:33 am Title: Chapter 1 - Kiss the Bobble Head
Dear Ms. Muggins,
Please post another chapter of this most excellent story before the weekend. Otherwise I will go mad.
Best Wishes,
Snakes
Author's Response:
Dear Snakes,
Done.
Best Wishes,
Ms. Muggins
Date: May 03, 2007 07:29 am Title: Chapter 65 - A Truce is Called
*giggles like mad*
Author's Response: *runs like hell*
Date: May 03, 2007 07:15 am Title: Chapter 65 - A Truce is Called
HA! I love Jim's plan! :D Can't wait to see what truths are revealed. I hope the first one ISN'T whether her "friend's" relationship problem was her own.Because I think that would stop Jim in his tracks -- the JAM track, that is...
More, please!
Author's Response: Heck, no! I have a whole day to fill with truth or dare, there's NO way that Jim will be stopped in his tracks..... yet.
Date: May 03, 2007 06:58 am Title: Chapter 65 - A Truce is Called
Ooh, Jim calls Pam on the GGToD! I am so excited!!!!
Date: May 03, 2007 06:19 am Title: Chapter 65 - A Truce is Called
“Truth or Dare,” he whispered.
Damn, child. don't waste a dare on a phone call to Dwigt!
Date: May 03, 2007 06:09 am Title: Chapter 65 - A Truce is Called
what? what? what is Jim up to??? i mean, i want this to turn into jammy truth or dare, but if everybody comes into the office, that's not gonna happen. have i told you lately how much i love this story and how it just keeps giving when you think it has nothing left. it's so wonderful.
Author's Response: Even I am surprised rulesofjinx. Actually I'm probably more surprised than anyone.... I seriously didn't think I could write this much stuff. I mean seriously? I think this is more than I ever wrote in College for any of my English classes.... It boggles the mind.
Date: May 02, 2007 10:16 pm Title: Chapter 64 - Birding in Lackawanna County
"Mose sat in the rocker that his grandfather had made using wood from his great-grandmother’s coffin."
It's little things like this that makes me love this fic! Also, it it weird that I find that kind of sweet?
Author's Response:
Question: Also, it it weird that I find that kind of sweet?
Answer: Yes. *looks around to see if anyone's looking* Okay, no, it's not. But you didn't hear it from me.
Date: May 02, 2007 12:17 pm Title: Chapter 63 - Jim plays it cool
"The only way Dwight wouldn't be here is if Sauron was fighting Voldemort in his front yard for control of the universe."
OMG. That is hys-freaking-sterical. I'm still giggling.
Date: May 02, 2007 07:49 am Title: Chapter 64 - Birding in Lackawanna County
I don't know what Pam's drawing. Is Throop PA where Michael's condo is?
I love how Jim is really just thinking (way ahead) of what gifts to shower on Pam. Sweet! (And nice shout-out to Moxie!)
I love how Angela is spying on Dwight, and he's just so morose. And beet-sugared marshmallows! I just checked my pantry; I'm out of those.
So glad you and your Sisbeta have come to an agreement.
Author's Response:
Pam's drawing a map. Throop is a random suburb of Scranton. They're putting stuff on the map all over the place to keep Michael busy. There's no rhyme or reason.
Moxie's Antiques really exists! I've been waiting frickin' 30 chapters to put that in. I'm still waiting to put in stuff that I've been holding since chapter 27! It's going to take FOREVER!!!
beet-sugared marshmallows - nutricious AND delicious.
Date: May 02, 2007 07:40 am Title: Chapter 63 - Jim plays it cool
I love Jim's ideas. I had to go back to remind myself what the situation was with Karen (Still not broken up, right? You have to do something about that.) and why Jim's coming up with these "not official dates". I'd go to movie night at Jim's, if I weren't married, and if he were real and all... I bet I'd see you there, too.
Karen really thinks she's going on a trip with Jim? I think she should go on a trip by herself, and maybe not come back....
Author's Response:
Jim's not breaking up with Karen until he has definite proof from Pam that she likes him. Definite along the lines of "I love you and your old man ties, Jim Halpert. Now take off your clothes and prepare the condom testing."
Date: May 01, 2007 07:22 pm Title: Chapter 63 - Jim plays it cool
OMG! Oh, Dwight! Poor, poor Dwight.....:'(
I love the impending Jammness. Keep it coming, sister.
Author's Response: It will be OKAY. I promise that Dwight will be getting nookie at some time in the near future.
Date: May 01, 2007 07:37 am Title: Chapter 63 - Jim plays it cool
OHMIGOD!
You have been baiting us all this while Muggins, I can't believe you've had a 62 chapter build-up to this, the BEST CHAPTER EVER. There are so many amazing things about this, I for one LOVE whipped!Jim (in moderation of course) and this was so cute... "
- He could not for the life of him figure out what the best was, if this was the worst."
- “The only way Dwight wouldn’t be here is if Sauron was fighting Voldemort in his front yard for control of the universe.” Sigh I LOVE THIS! I can't wait to see what these two cook up! poor dwight, this must be killing him!!!!
Author's Response: Well Snakes I write like I... no, I can't write that, it's just too dirty. There might be kids reading this. Now I know what you mean by whipped!Jim but when I first read that I thought you meant Jim with Cool Whip on his....no I can't write that either, um.... and so I just want to thank you very,very,very much for that image. Now if I can only think of a way to work it in. (TWSS)
Date: May 01, 2007 06:34 am Title: Chapter 63 - Jim plays it cool
You are Queen of the Dorks for this: “The only way Dwight wouldn’t be here is if Sauron was fighting Voldemort in his front yard for control of the universe.” And I mean that in the best possible way... And yay for some Jam!
Author's Response: Queen of the Dorks !!!!! This is such an honor. I am now officially Royalty and can hang out with the likes of that beautiful woman, The Queen of England. We might have tea, discuss JAM, play croquet, uh... wow, Royalty has a pretty boring life if you ask me.
10 [Report This]Date: May 01, 2007 06:14 am Title: Chapter 63 - Jim plays it cool
Aww....I really can't wait to see the rest of the day with basically just Jim and Pam! I really do feel sorry for Micheal! Is there any way Karen will end up like staying in New York forever or falling in love with Tobey? Great Chapter!!
Author's Response: Ooooh! There's a story I would like to write. Karen and Toby stay and live together in New York 4ever! Definitely something that should happen, definitely!
Date: April 30, 2007 09:15 pm Title: Chapter 62 - Make that Eight....
Oh wow. I just read all 62 chapters tonight (and seriously -- amazing work, btw) and everyone's calling in sick to Michael's party? Why am I envisioning a party of just Jim and Pam and Michael and maybe Phyllis? Eeep!
Seriously. I have cracked up out loud so many times reading this whole story. I giggled every time Angela protested a Truth or Dare! Now I understand why folks are so excited to see an update to this fic.
Great job! Now I too am waiting on the edge of my seat for an update!
Author's Response:
Holy Mother of God! All 62 chapters in one night? Doing stuff like that will make you...my BFF!!!!!
I LOVE Angela with a LOVE that knows no bounds. I know I've said this before but she is ♥ pure entertainment.
Date: April 30, 2007 12:38 pm Title: Chapter 62 - Make that Eight....
Oh, I am feeling so sad for Michael! I know he is rediculous and everything, but he is going to be so sad! Also, how excited was I to find TWO chapters I hadn't read yet? Yay for new Girly-Girl!
Author's Response: Michael is ALWAYS so sad and Jim/Pam ALWAYS safe the day, so no worries. Think happy thoughts.