Penname: fasterthansnakes Real name:
Member Since: January 12, 2007
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Stories by fasterthansnakes
Summary:

 

Karen finds love again after Jim

 


Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam, Karen, Other
Genres: Angst, Romance, Slash, Steamy
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3836 Read Count: 2271 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: June 03, 2007 Updated: June 03, 2007
Summary:

I needed some cheering up, so in that vein, here is an incredibly un-angsty little piece of fluff. It's only three parts long and it's almost all done.

Pam and Jim reconnect in the most unlikely of all places...

 


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: It's Never Too Late For The Love of Your Life
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5366 Read Count: 16369 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 09, 2007 Updated: May 17, 2007
Summary: This was inspired by some chat on the TWOP boards. It's awful and weird but here it is....written in about 15 minutes during a study break and totally un-betaed.
Categories: Other
Characters: Angela, Dwight
Genres: Steamy
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Challenges: Bad Fanfic
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 530 Read Count: 1838 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 17, 2007 Updated: May 17, 2007
Summary:

A shockingly accurate post-cocktails fic written during the hainous. Jim rebuffs Pam's apologies and while distraught at the grocery store she meets a handsome stranger who catches Karen's eye too.

EPILOGUE ADDED :) STORY FINISHED! I had to change it to Explicit Sexual Content so avoid the epilogue if that isn't really your thing.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Karen, Other
Genres: Angst, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content, Moderate sexual content, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 15365 Read Count: 42089 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: March 24, 2007 Updated: May 16, 2007
Summary:

It's the night before Jim's wedding and the person he expects to ruin it all hasn't shown up yet...so he decides to go and find her...fluffish...no spoilers.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1062 Read Count: 2612 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 14, 2007 Updated: May 14, 2007
Summary:

Post-beach day and speculation (but no spoilers) for the next episode.

 


Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Karen
Genres: Angst, Romance
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1204 Read Count: 3544 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 12, 2007 Updated: May 12, 2007
Summary:

THINGS ARE HEATING UP!

Imagine if Jim and Pam didn't meet in the office but instead when they were younger.  Reunited by the Scranton/Stamford merger with respective fiances in tow will they fall into their old pranking ways? Will Jim fall in love with Pam even though he's engaged? Will Karen be really as into Jim if he's head over heels in love with her? Will Pam go through with the wedding after being reunited with her childhood crush? Stay tuned to find out!


Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam, Karen, Roy
Genres: Angst, Childhood, Humor, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 13052 Read Count: 21256 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: March 13, 2007 Updated: May 02, 2007
Summary:

 

A Matchmaker comes to town and her first order of business is JAM, can you guess who her Mr. Knightly is going to be? This isn't going to be really long. I hope you like it because I'm totally pumped. P.S. It's not really AU or anything it just has a new character named Emma and she interferes as Emmas usually do.

 


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Angela, Dwight, Jan, Jim/Pam, Karen, Kelly, Kevin, Other, Ryan, Toby
Genres: Angst, Childhood, Fluff, Humor, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2781 Read Count: 2108 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 19, 2007 Updated: May 02, 2007
Summary:

The title is self-explanatory and these are in no particular order. Mostly just one-shots that popped into my head.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Ensemble, Karen
Genres: Steamy
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2145 Read Count: 5067 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 30, 2007 Updated: April 30, 2007
Summary:

 

“God, Jim. There’s been an…there was an accident and…Roy came back and he got upset and…God, he shot Della Jim, Roy shot her.” And suddenly Jim’s not even breathing.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam, Karen, Other, Roy
Genres: Angst, Romance
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content, Other Adult Theme, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8680 Read Count: 26448 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 04, 2007 Updated: April 22, 2007
Summary:

 

Pam and Jim decide to get it out of their system...Literally. This idea just wouldn't get out of head, especially after all the fight fics, I figure there has to be another way to get rid of the sexual tension- why not actual 'casual' sex. Oh and it's going to really backfire. P.S. This is way fluffier than my usual stuff AND almost finished too. So there's that.

 


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Karen
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 9894 Read Count: 145263 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: April 08, 2007 Updated: April 16, 2007
Summary:

 

“I get it now, she’s everything I’m not.” She says as a few tears slip out from beneath her lashes.  His subconscious realizes at this moment that she’s unconsciously mimicking a line from the Royal Tenenbaums, one of their joint favorite films. When he replays this conversation in his mind later, this will break his heart.

 


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: None
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7240 Read Count: 28513 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: March 27, 2007 Updated: April 01, 2007
Summary: Dedicated to all of those who feel like the Office really speaks them.
Categories: Present, Future
Characters: Other
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2335 Read Count: 1200 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: March 26, 2007 Updated: March 26, 2007
Summary: "She's been to the Eiffel tower and painted a few great paintings and she's lived- she has really, really lived."
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Karen
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Other Adult Theme, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 850 Read Count: 1591 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: March 25, 2007 Updated: March 25, 2007
Summary: umm...there is a happy ending
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Karen
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1153 Read Count: 2214 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: March 21, 2007 Updated: March 21, 2007
Summary: This is a sequel of sorts to Her Eyes Were Shut and Now They Are Open, I would read that one first. It's a little one-shot.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Karen
Genres: Angst, Romance, Steamy, Travel
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3872 Read Count: 1957 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: March 19, 2007 Updated: March 19, 2007
Summary: Karen and Jim are married and they have moved to New York. But there are some people that you can't leave behind. A one shot from Karen's point of view after Jim reconnects with Pam
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam, Karen
Genres: None
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1291 Read Count: 2788 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: March 18, 2007 Updated: March 18, 2007
Summary: It's been a year since Casino night, Pam decides to finally give up on Jim and move on....literally. Spoilers through Phyllis' Wedding and a tiny spoiler/speculation about what goes down in Business School.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future, Alternate Universe
Characters: Karen
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 7437 Read Count: 10395 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: February 08, 2007 Updated: February 12, 2007