Date: April 17, 2007 04:09 am Title: Chapter 54 - Gay Gigolo Spotted at Local Hotel
PACK UP YOUR BAGS!!! While I adore/worship/love/breathe that story, and I adore/love this one, too, I have to say, have you thought over the elevator-shaft thing? Because seriously, Karen needs to be pushed down it pronto.
hee, your sister is right, it's foreplay!! but how long with the freaking foreplay last?!
and I love Pam even more by the chapter - that phone call was friggin' genius.
Author's Response: My Mom gave me this 50 Ways to Kill Karen list and one of them was a Coal Mine Shaft. Another one was to Trebuchet her back to Stamford... so yeah I'm considering the options.
Date: April 16, 2007 08:38 pm Title: Chapter 54 - Gay Gigolo Spotted at Local Hotel
lol! I don't think it was a concussion, but I've definitely had a killer headache all day. Luckily, fanfic was the perfect cure. Seriously, we should start selling this stuff as painkillers on the black market. Thanks for your concern though! It was a lot better than the several people who laughed at me all day because I was wearing a really big bandage that covered half my forehead. By the end of the day I was considering just writing the word LOSER across it in really big letters.
Oh, and Pam's Dwight prank was sheer genius. She really can think on her feet, that one. ;)
Author's Response: Okay if a person has a bandage on their HEAD that's not funny. Wrapped around their body like a mummy, yes. Head, no. You need to show all these lame people The Injury so they can see the dangers of a concussion... as well as the dangers of a George Foreman grill. Also anyone who sustains a Dwight Head Injury is not a LOSER! Notice how little face time Jim got with Pam. Moral - Head Injury = Ladies' Man! I am glad you're feeling better. I recommend reading more Fanfic!
Date: April 16, 2007 08:19 pm Title: Chapter 54 - Gay Gigolo Spotted at Local Hotel
oooh, I hate Karen! But this chapter made me snort with laughter too, so I guess that's ok.
Author's Response: Snorting is good. It clears out the nasal passages. Or you could use steam out of teapot's spout. Either is a win.
Date: April 16, 2007 08:18 pm Title: Chapter 54 - Gay Gigolo Spotted at Local Hotel
LOL @ Ryan: Ryan interrupted, “No. I’ve never called him. Ever.”
Author's Response: Sadly, he has. He just forgot. He sorta called him in 'The Fire' so he does have Michael's cell number in his phone's memory...if he just took the time to look.
Date: April 16, 2007 07:49 pm Title: Chapter 54 - Gay Gigolo Spotted at Local Hotel
pbtpgbsugj... SPOUSES! pbtgjdhk!
Guys bathrooms are rather smelly. Guys are smelly. I sound like a six year old.
this was the most normal review i have written in a while... :(
Author's Response: Well... it's definitely the shortest. I'm sorry I messed up your keyboard. Don't worry. She won't marry Jim. Unless of course they get married on the show. And then I'm screwed.
10 [Report This]Date: April 16, 2007 07:48 pm Title: Chapter 54 - Gay Gigolo Spotted at Local Hotel
Haha! I read the part about the conference and Pack Up Your Bags, It's Never Too Late flashed in front of my eyes. Then you mentioned it. xD
Author's Response: I loooooove that story! Love it! LOVE IT!
Date: April 16, 2007 07:41 pm Title: Chapter 54 - Gay Gigolo Spotted at Local Hotel
Dwangela Date! Dwangela Date!
Date: April 16, 2007 07:40 pm Title: Chapter 54 - Gay Gigolo Spotted at Local Hotel
Karen’s hands tightened on the steering wheel, “Because they pay for spouses.” Muggins, you must bring smug Karen down a notch or five. She thinks she's going to be Jim's wife in two months? This is egregious!
Author's Response: Geez, you should hear what my Mom has to say about it. She's proffered 50 ways to kill Karen in a spectacular fashion. Oddly enough, Hari Kari, was not on her list. Let me know if you'd like to see her list... it's kind of entertaining in a morbid sorta way.
Date: April 16, 2007 07:39 pm Title: Chapter 1 - Kiss the Bobble Head
karen will go to san fran as jim's spouse over our dead bodies. that means you must kill her (oh wait...that doesn't actually but kill her anyway!) that girl SO SO SO deserves to see jim and pam go at it on her desk.
Author's Response: Okay, see now if I kill Karen then who will have sex with Andy/Drew in the end? Really, fts, you've got to think these things through.
Date: April 16, 2007 07:02 pm Title: Chapter 53 - Poor Dwight. Poor, poor Dwight.
“I’m not dumping Karen, Creed.” Jim gingerly felt his eye. Creed ominously disagreed, “Jimmy, these receptionists are all the same. Too smart for their own good.”
Creed: "Which one is Pam?" (/The Secret)
I liked how Pam hid the condoms from Karen. But, didn't those all fall out of her purse earlier, right before Pam and Jim used them all in the Great JAM Sexcapade of April 2007? Maybe I'm confused.
Author's Response:
The Great JAM Sexcapade of April 2007???? How did I miss that? I would have seriously paid good money to see that documentary (as long as it was educational....)!
Used them all! I've only heard of one guy who has been able to get it up 10 times in one night in the History of the World, but okay, maybe you were picturing him layering them on? Maybe he likes to triple wrap?
Date: April 16, 2007 08:19 am Title: Chapter 53 - Poor Dwight. Poor, poor Dwight.
Ooooh, I can't wait! Jim may be more flashy about it, but Pam is TOTALLY the master of her pranking, thinking on the spot domain. She is a very convincing liar and all. Another great chapter!
Author's Response:
She is a very convincing liar and all. Paraphrasing "A Room With a View". Pam lies to Jim, Pam lies to Roy, Pam lies to Michael, Pam lies to Angela, Pam lies A LOT.
Yeah, Jim's upcoming prank will be spectacular but Pam's will be...wow. So wow that I might have to change it just because it is so... wow. And of course only Pam, Karen, and Dwight will know about her prank whereas EVERYONE will know about Jim's. So, yeah, you're totally right.
Date: April 16, 2007 08:10 am Title: Chapter 53 - Poor Dwight. Poor, poor Dwight.
Okay. So yesterday I sustained a massive injury to the head. Well, when I say massive what I mean is something fell on me and scraped my forehead... but anyways, I was lying on the couch icing my wound and the whole time all I could hear was Michael's phone call from The Injury and "alternate with heat, sweetie." I guess in my weakened state my mind automatically turned to the comforting world of Girly-girl. :)
Oh, and this last chapter was awesome!
Author's Response: OH MY GOD! You could have a concussion!!! Quick, when you typed this review did you originally type, "Azlin, Azlin, Azlin, Azlin, Azlin, Azlin, Azlin, Azlin, Azlin, Azlin, Azlin, Azlin, Azlin, Azlin, Azlin, Azlin, Azlin, Azlin, Azlin, Azlin, Azlin, Azlin, Azlin, Azlin, Azlin, Azlin, Azlin, Azlin, Azlin, Azlin, Azlin, Azlin, Azlin, Azlin, Azlin, Azlin, Azlin, Azlin, Azlin, Azlin, Azlin, Azlin, Azlin, Azlin, Azlin, Azlin, Azlin, Azlin, Azlin, Azlin, Azlin, Azlin, Azlin, Azlin, Azlin, Azlin, Azlin, Azlin, Azlin, Azlin, Azlin, Azlin, Azlin, Azlin, Azlin, Azlin, Azlin, Azlin, Azlin, Azlin, Azlin, Azlin, Azlin, Azlin, Azlin, Azlin, Azlin, Azlin, Azlin, Azlin? Because if you did I think you might need to go to the hospital. And only for bruising do you alternate with heat, sweetie! If you actually got blood developing then you want moisture, as in a cool rag and some hydrogen peroxide and some neosporin, sweetie! What fell on you? A meteorite? Because you have less chance of being attacked by wolves than of being hit by a meteorite.
Date: April 16, 2007 07:26 am Title: Chapter 53 - Poor Dwight. Poor, poor Dwight.
Yes, I realize when I get odd I sound a lot like Kelly. Her and Angela are the two people I relate most to in the office. And I did write an Angela fic. So, I guess Kelly would be next.
I don't know what to think that those two are the people I am most like...
And lets just say that my parents better not know a lot about my life.
Karen shook her head in disbelief, “None of this makes sense.”
“Welcome to Dunder Mifflin,” Pam said with a brittle laugh.
Yep, that sums everything up for the entire show!
Dwight tried to...pants... dundies.... no. Get that image out of my head. NOW. wrong. all sorts of wrong!
Author's Response: Based on my job you would think I was more like Angela but I'm not. I am so TOTALLY a Kelly. But everyone at work is like Angela and there are several Dwight-like guys, so writing them is like writing about my co-workers. Unfortunately, there is definitely no Jim. Or Ryan. I should get a new job......
Date: April 16, 2007 05:00 am Title: Chapter 53 - Poor Dwight. Poor, poor Dwight.
Karen bit her lip, “But we will get back at them for the prank they did on me, right?”
Karen is such a wimp. Lucky for her she has SUPER! Pam to stand up for her. She owes her big time.
Debt payable in the currency of one lanky boyfriend, due immediately.
Author's Response: Debt payable in the currency of one lanky boyfriend, due immediately. Amen to that, sister.
Date: April 16, 2007 03:39 am Title: Chapter 53 - Poor Dwight. Poor, poor Dwight.
Revenge of The Girls!
This is great. It always makes me smile. I do feel sorry for Karen though...it's like she's stuck in a weird sort of funhouse.
More please!
Author's Response: As long as she isn't stuck in a bouncy castle with Jim.
Date: April 16, 2007 12:09 am Title: Chapter 53 - Poor Dwight. Poor, poor Dwight.
Bah ha ha ha: They were still a little upset about Dwight’s trying to unbutton their pants to test if a Dundie would fit.
Author's Response: I'm hoping their pants were roomy enough for the Dundie....Ryan does look like he wears tighter trousers than anyone else in the office. Not that I've been checking him out or anything. ;)
Date: April 15, 2007 11:46 pm Title: Chapter 53 - Poor Dwight. Poor, poor Dwight.
Oooh, it's heating up! I love it!
Author's Response: I'm trying to decide know if Dwight should suffer burns or not when he gets hit by the double lightning of Jim and Pam pranking him at the same time. It's a dilemma.
Date: April 15, 2007 02:14 pm Title: Chapter 1 - Kiss the Bobble Head
ahem...
MMMOOOOOORRRREEEE!
Author's Response: Well gosh almighty speedbumpsal, there's more than one chapter. Go look at chapter 2.
Date: April 15, 2007 11:30 am Title: Chapter 52 - The Secret about Toby and Pam (TAM)
Yikes! This is even more complicated! And yet, more hilarious... Congratulations, Muggins, you win [/Jim]. Also? Is it wrong that this is starting to remind me of the Friends episode where they all find out about Monica and Chandler? Only in the sense that "they don't know that we know that they know that we know... and the messEES become the messERS."
Author's Response: Is it wrong? Yes it is wrong! I have no reason to say that except that I love saying "YES IT IS WRONG!" Here's the thing though, Pam doesn't know that Jim knows that they did the pranks, but she suspects he knows about a couple of the pranks, but she has no proof. Jim also doesn't know that she knows that he knows, but he suspects because otherwise she is just acting way too weird. Now they question is when will either know that the other knows that they know? That's when it's going to get good!
Date: April 15, 2007 09:47 am Title: Chapter 52 - The Secret about Toby and Pam (TAM)
*falls out of chair* hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!*breathlessly* OMG! I...I don't even know how to describe the awesomeness....
10 [Report This]Date: April 15, 2007 08:33 am Title: Chapter 52 - The Secret about Toby and Pam (TAM)
Can this story please just go on forever and ever? Can you please just never ever stop writing it? Because I could just live in an Office AU where all everyone did was play pranks and have crazy email conversations all day. Forget work, dude. XD
Seriously, though, I absolutely love this story. The characterizations are amazing. I love Meredith so much--we've only gotten hints about her on the show, but she's awesome in this!!!
KEEP WRITING!!!! :D
Author's Response: forever and ever? Okay-doke. I've got a rough outline for the next 10 chapters and a story arc for 15,000 chapters. So it'll be a while before I end. I started writing this thing because my sister challenged me to write a page a day (I'm notorious for writing 5 chapter stories, I've written like 500 5-chapter stories) and my other sister said she wanted to see what the girls in the office do because they always talk about the guys but rarely mention the girls (except for Pam). So I'm glad you like Meredith. The hardest part is keeping back from constantly doing the "she's a lush" jokes. I think they've done too many of those on the show as it is.
Date: April 15, 2007 07:49 am Title: Chapter 52 - The Secret about Toby and Pam (TAM)
oh, this just keeps getting better and better! people need ot learn not to mess with pam, she is one clever pranker :)
Author's Response: I totally agree, WhitestSneakers... the people in the office are so clueless compared to you. They all think she's a doormat. Idiots.
Date: April 15, 2007 07:06 am Title: Chapter 52 - The Secret about Toby and Pam (TAM)
This just keeps getting better and better...and there's so much action going on! But I love it!
Will we get a big ole heapin' helping of some Jam at the end? Huh? Please?
Can't wait for more!
Author's Response: Will we get a big ole heapin' helping of some Jam at the end? Yes. I promised my Mom. She'll disown me if I don't.
Date: April 15, 2007 04:46 am Title: Chapter 52 - The Secret about Toby and Pam (TAM)
why must you post so late/early. or more importantly, why am i on the internet reading this mere minutes after i wake up.
Super Dwight.... I remember Dwights speech. he was weird.
Pam knows!!!! I actually think that shocked my brain into a little more awake
poor poor angela.
so here is the score: awake 11 minutes. on computer 10.5 minutes. reading/reviewing girly girl: 5 minutes (actually, i dunno. i know i woke up about 11 minutes ago, but i don't know how long it took me to read)
Author's Response: I always post late if it is going to be a pro-Karen chapter. My family (especially my Mom) hate Karen with a passion. So if you're feeling especially anti-Karen don't read my late-night postings. Pam knows!!!! Well, she sort of knows. She knows something's up....but she's not sure what she knows...if you know what I mean.
Date: April 15, 2007 02:00 am Title: Chapter 52 - The Secret about Toby and Pam (TAM)
LMAO oh goodness. TOBY, TOBY, TOBY, uh, PAM, uh, ANGELA, SWEETIESWEETIESWEETIE, TOBY?! Toby just...everytime the guys try to do something fun or exciting, he just makes it...not that way.
I think it all boils down to Jim and Pam kind of pranking each other with the others' help, and the others are just being useless and messing things up, and Karen is being all girly and moodswingy, and further complication?: Jim and Pam are actually allies, working to prank Dwight!! It's like a freaking soap opera! I hope Pam pushes Karen down the elevator shaft, at least.
Author's Response: I think it all boils down to Jim and Pam kind of pranking each other with the others' help, and the others are just being useless and messing things up, Oh you have nailed it! I should just put that as the last chapter because it is so true. Really I wouldn't have to write any more. My sister re-read all 58 chapters (she gets advance copies...sorry) last weekend and she said "You know Jim and Pam just use these pranks as foreplay?" I was like wha? You two should get together. You're both freakin' brilliant!