Date: April 01, 2007 10:52 am Title: Chapter 44 - Ryan and Pam's Torrid Love Affair
Ha! You are awesome. (I kinda loved the Michael/Jan part, though. I could see that happening.)
Author's Response: Yeah, in Michael's head! ;) Now, I should do a dream sequence for Jan. "Michael, what's the matter? What atrophied vocal chords? You'll never be able to talk again! Oh, that's toooo bad."
Date: April 01, 2007 10:46 am Title: Chapter 44 - Ryan and Pam's Torrid Love Affair
You're awful. But that was funny. I still think Phyllis should hear the Dwight/Angela conversation and ask Jim about Philly, though.
Author's Response:
Yeah, and can you see Jim saying to PHYLLIS of all people... "so yeah, I saw a hooker in Dwight's hotel room." I think he would turn six shades of red and then die of mortification. But am I the only one who thought it was cute that he said "Hooker" instead of "Prostitute"?
Date: April 01, 2007 10:46 am Title: Chapter 44 - Ryan and Pam's Torrid Love Affair
So i saw it was upadted, but it hadn't actually added the new chapter. i was so sad. and so, i was pathetic and kept checking. and it finally caught up. and new chapter!!!
and then it was about with michael and jan i realized it was april fools.
but still, mucho entertaining!
Date: April 01, 2007 10:45 am Title: Chapter 44 - Ryan and Pam's Torrid Love Affair
Uh, yeah,... kinda thought so. But fun!
Date: April 01, 2007 10:45 am Title: Chapter 44 - Ryan and Pam's Torrid Love Affair
LMAO! YOu got me. I actually went back to skim the last chapter to see how I missed something. GAH!
Author's Response: My Mom read it and she didn't have a CLUE! At the end of the Jim and Pam part, she turned to me and said "Well, it is about time!" Man, was she mad when I told her to scroll down!
Date: April 01, 2007 10:44 am Title: Chapter 44 - Ryan and Pam's Torrid Love Affair
Ha! That was awesome.
Author's Response:
I wish it was April Fool's every day, I really do.
Date: April 01, 2007 10:43 am Title: Chapter 44 - Ryan and Pam's Torrid Love Affair
“You’re not going to find flowers there.” She breathed deeply.
“Got to start somewhere.” His free hand placed a napkin over her lap.
My only quibble with this masterpiece is that Jim should have had a line about the "Delicate Flower" of Pam's Womanhood. It's only right.
Author's Response: Maybe Once - Now I bow down before your expertise, but have you met me? I still think Jim owns a twin bed because he doesn't bring his girlfriends home. Have you read one too many Harlequin romances? I mean GOSH I would giggle myself to death if I started talking about 'delicate flowers' and OH MY GOD! YOU SHOULD TOTALLY WRITE ANOTHER SMUTTY BADFIC...oops, I'm sorry for being so loud. A smutty badfic about the "Delicate Flowers" of the Office. I envision the guys sitting around. Tossing a football. Discussing... yeah, you know what to do! You're the MASTER!
Date: March 31, 2007 07:39 pm Title: Chapter 43 - Michael: A blue ladybug
I love Jan and Michael in this chapter. too funny
Date: March 31, 2007 02:34 pm Title: Chapter 43 - Michael: A blue ladybug
Whoo hoooo! I loved it! And I loved Dwight's soft-spoken reply. He may be a bit...odd (to put it mildly)...but he is a male (notice I didn't say man?) and he's got his needs too.
Card scene...loved it. Would love to see that in the show for real.
I can't wait for more...
Author's Response: "a bit"? He's two bites shy of a 6 foot sub, my friend. "He's got his needs" hahaha, more than most, MORE than most. Call up Greg Daniels and get it in next week's episode. I'm sure they can do a quick reshoot! ;)
Date: March 31, 2007 12:41 pm Title: Chapter 43 - Michael: A blue ladybug
I really like your Dwight/Angela dynamic!
Oooooh, Karen is MAD! Good.
Author's Response: I wish I could spend more time with Dwight and Angela. They are so very, very twisted. Honestly, if Angela doesn't show up with a promise ring by the Dundies, I will be VERY surprised.
Date: March 31, 2007 09:15 am Title: Chapter 1 - Kiss the Bobble Head
Here's to Karen getting a clue! or rather Jim being stunned by home lame his girlfriend is. Great plan Karen! Glad to see it worked out for you :)
Author's Response: Oh, don't count Karen out yet. She's still in the game. A girl who excels at Call of Duty knows how to choose her battles.
Date: March 31, 2007 05:45 am Title: Chapter 43 - Michael: A blue ladybug
I love that Karen just joined up with the card-buying brigade. I can just see her catching up with them and saying"hey, what's going on?" casually, as if she didn't just haul ass to get there (in a desperate attempt to hold on to a guy who's just not that in to her). And, yeah, she fit in with Pam and Jim great. It was like peanut butter, jelly, and... a rock.
Author's Response: It was like peanut butter, jelly, and... a rock. Beautiful! Beautiful! Why aren't you writing for the show?
Date: March 30, 2007 08:28 pm Title: Chapter 43 - Michael: A blue ladybug
hey! when did karen get there! that bitch ruins everything. damn her.damn her to hell. i mean, you'd have to, wouldn't you? where else could you possibly damn someone? i guess the hell bit's just kind of implied. huh. okay, now i'm lost.
MORE!
Author's Response:
HAHAHA! I have way too much sympathy for Karen to describe her humiliating butting-in on Jim and Pam. See possible ways she showed up in Tasha The Cookie's Review below.
You could Damn her to Detroit. That's almost as bad.
Date: March 30, 2007 07:21 pm Title: Chapter 43 - Michael: A blue ladybug
Awesome as always! I'm especially happy that Dwight finally gets to date his girlfriend in public. Poor guy!
Author's Response: You're not as happy as Dwight is!
Date: March 30, 2007 05:40 pm Title: Chapter 43 - Michael: A blue ladybug
Fricking Karen. Ruins everything. Almost.
And I think I like reading your responses to the reviews almost as much as the story itself. It's like, second drink!
Author's Response: Did I mention I'm planning on writing a fic about all my favorite reviewers? I want to do it all at once or else it will go on foreeeever!
Date: March 30, 2007 05:30 pm Title: Chapter 43 - Michael: A blue ladybug
“Ed Truck.”
“He’s dead.”
hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
also, not quite a repeat of last year's birthday errand. no - it was BETTER. nice one! i loved it. and karen is dull and stoopid. isn't she gone yet?
Author's Response:
Luckily, Ed Truck's widow might give him a reference...
Whew! So glad you liked it!
Date: March 30, 2007 05:30 pm Title: Chapter 43 - Michael: A blue ladybug
Aww...does Karen feel excluded and loser-ish with Jim and Pam? Awesome!
Date: March 30, 2007 05:12 pm Title: Chapter 43 - Michael: A blue ladybug
Good God, these chapters keep getting better and more hilarious. Question: when did Karen get there? That seems... out-of-place. She wasn't there in the last chapter...
Author's Response: When did Karen get there? Fill in the blank... Jim finally answered his cell phone, Karen leaped in front of his car when they were leaving, Karen followed them in her car to the mall. Anything you want... I just didn't want to describe how pitiful she was acting.
Date: March 30, 2007 04:59 pm Title: Chapter 43 - Michael: A blue ladybug
poor karen, realizing how little she fits in with Jim/Pam. Wow, so Jan is less professional when the door is closed hehe.
Dwight is really enjoying being official with Angela.
Author's Response: especially when the bathroom door is closed!!!
Date: March 30, 2007 06:07 am Title: Chapter 42 - Pam....pretty good kisser
Gotta love Creed and his responses. Perfect
Date: March 29, 2007 09:37 pm Title: Chapter 42 - Pam....pretty good kisser
Awww! Jim was the best kisser (or perhaps the better kisser, if there were only two)! I like the way that's going!!!
I loved the underwear thing, and your last line was not only really funny, but spot-on for Creed. Yay!
Author's Response: Creed is short for creepy-dude. I've decided that is a fact. I'm hoping in the show they mention at some point that his name is really Richard and he got the nickname creepy-dude back in the 70's when he was doing wacky stuff in the mud.
10 [Report This]Date: March 29, 2007 08:18 pm Title: Chapter 42 - Pam....pretty good kisser
Oh Creed...And right after watching "Gay Witch Hunt" where he say " A man might have slipped in there. There's really no way to know." (Or something similar) I love him. Oh and I will volunteer to give Pam and Jim kissing lessons. Is that where this is heading? I am not missing out again!
Author's Response: Sending Jim and Pam over to your place for kissing lessons. Poor kids. They need lots and lots and lots of practice.
10 [Report This]Date: March 29, 2007 07:00 pm Title: Chapter 42 - Pam....pretty good kisser
Ok, I HATE New Years, so I'm totally with Angela on this one. (And that feels really weird to say.) I completely melted at the Jim/Pam convo in the elevator. I hope Karen slips on a banana peel while she makes her way down the stairs.
Author's Response: Now explain to me how to get a banana peel in the stairwell?
Date: March 29, 2007 07:00 pm Title: Chapter 42 - Pam....pretty good kisser
Best elevator conversation ever. How sad that I am so happy about Pam & Jim talking about kissing... And Ryan delivering Meredith's underwear? You'd think she'd dig that!!
Author's Response:
Oh man you have to read some of the smutty elevator stuff on MTT... burns your panties off just reading it..... no wait.... I guess Jim and Pam don't converse in those.... they.... well.... uh....
New topic! Ryan and Meredith. a) they're not her panties. She knows that. so eeeewwww! b) they're not from Ryan, they're from some guy she can't remember, and c) most importantly, Meredith talks big around the girls but if you notice... around the guys she's really quiet and withdrawn unless she is completely plastered. Whenever I have her say something to the guys, it's after Angela has been goading her for hours and I can see Meredith taking a stiff drink afterwards to calm her nerves.
Date: March 29, 2007 06:36 pm Title: Chapter 42 - Pam....pretty good kisser
Wowie...I can't believe she asked Jim that! Brilliant! I love to see them squirm. :)
Excellent work, as usual. :)