Date: March 29, 2007 06:17 pm Title: Chapter 42 - Pam....pretty good kisser
“There’s no locks on my door, Mama.” - oh. my. god. i am so glad creed got to step up to the plate this chapter....awesome.
do i ahve any complaints? well, one. TOO SHORT! more more more more more.....
Author's Response:
I had Creed say about 60 things and then I had my sister slash everything.... I so hate that the show only gives him one line per episode. And I so hate that I have to stay in character sometimes. I really, really wanted a whole paragraph of Creed being Creed. 60 lines of him creeping the pants off of everyone. Oh well. Maybe I can write a seperate story called "What Creed was thinking" or something.
Date: March 29, 2007 06:07 pm Title: Chapter 42 - Pam....pretty good kisser
Great! I loved Jan in it - well, because I love Jan. I'm excited to read the next installment, as always.
Author's Response: I love Jan, too! I love that I always thought she was reasonable and then it turned out she was a veeeery freaky chick! Hoo boy! Makin' out in her bosses' bathroom! So NAUGHTY!
Date: March 29, 2007 05:43 pm Title: Chapter 42 - Pam....pretty good kisser
wow, an office marathon, new girly girl, and on an unrelated (to the office) note, i got an awardy thing today. is it my birthday? :) (okay, in that last statement i think i was channeling john from the commentary from the secret. is it sad how often i watch my dvds)
loved the convo about kissing. and mentioning andy - great even though it sent shivers down my spine.
Wow, Meredith's underwear :)
Author's Response:
Congratulations on the Awardy Thingy! Yay for you!!!
Shivers down your spine? Shivers of pleasure imagining kissing Andy? or the shivers of Horror which I felt while writing it? Should I get Andy in here in a big ol' fashioned kissing contest?
Date: March 29, 2007 08:32 am Title: Chapter 41 - Angela and her Candy Crucifex
Dwight would not be passed over, “Wait. With the limited information you gave me, I would say: Guard Geese. My neighbor Justy, Justine Newhouse, saw guard geese attack her friend’s truck. Destroyed the windshield. She had to repaint the truck.”
LOL! Nice!
I'm just now getting around to catching up on my favorite updates after days of being unable to because of sickness. Glad to see I wasn't disappointed!!
I love that the guys are coming to gether to retaliate against the girls. And Ryan wanting to pull many on Kelly - priceless.
Author's Response:
Hey, got to reference my sources! Thanks for the info on Geese. Let me know if you know anymore.
You think Ryan is funny? Wait until Dwight finds out what the girls have been up to! He hasn't read ANY of the emails from Jim. He doesn't have a clue that he is next up!
Date: March 28, 2007 07:27 pm Title: Chapter 41 - Angela and her Candy Crucifex
Poor Dwight! No cookie! Just loved this episode... I can't wait to read about Jim and Pam's field trip!!
Author's Response:
It's okay. Dwight's not going to be getting cookie for a long, long time anyway... Now that he's officially dating Angela before God and witnesses, he won't be getting any until his wedding day. I don't think that has sunk in yet for poor Dwight.
Date: March 28, 2007 05:30 pm Title: Chapter 41 - Angela and her Candy Crucifex
Oh, Dwight is in the dog house...no more cookie. Shame shame.
And boy, did Fillipelli overreact. Good grief...she must REALLY be worried if she's going after them. Get a grip girl.
Wonderful chapter. Candy crucifixes...very original.
Can't wait for more. :)
Author's Response: Snarkland... let's go over this again. Let's say YOU were dating Jim. You know. Dating him in all possible ways you could date JIM. But there's this other girl that he's admitted to having feelings for.... Now, I think having killing off the competition might be an over-reaction. MIGHT BE.
Author's Response: oops... editing my own response. Now, I think killing off the competition might be an over-reaction.
Date: March 28, 2007 01:18 pm Title: Chapter 41 - Angela and her Candy Crucifex
OH YEAH!!! i totally called that one (which almost never happens). thanks, muggins, for caving to my desire to see pam and jim on a repeat of last year's birthday errand (not that you didn’t already have that all planned out, but hey, a girl can dream that she exerts some kind of influence) what can possibly top "nightswept"??? i have no idea but can't wait to see. and karen is just a bitch. but, i won't get into that. i just want to say three things. Wait! four:1. god bless michael for sending jim along with pam (i notice mr. #2 did not argue with dwight for ordering him around in this case, thank god). which brings me to number 2..2.i had a hard time choosing my favorite lines but this was one of them:“JIM! Michael wants you to go on an errand. There will be a certain amount of danger.” Dwight said. Jim stood and put on his jacket. “Should I bring a whittled broom to protect me?” Dwight considered that for a second. “Best if you didn’t. Might be seen as an aggressive move"3. this was another: “Just the man I want to see.” Meredith closed the distance between them. Dwight stepped back. “You never want to see me,”4. But this was my fave I think: “Question: Does she own a shotgun?” Dwight asked “Answer: Who cares.”
OMG Muggins. I’d strangle you for making this thing go on for as long as it has but I love it so much why would I want it to end? Wait, I did NOT just say that. I do want to see how it all turns out. Oh crap. Conundrum.
Author's Response:
OOOh...super perfect... you called it! Nice! Although repeat of last year's birthday errand? No. Sorry. You know....Karen.... Nightswept can not be topped. I will not even try. Oh screw it, I'll try.
Just want you to know I live in a bubble in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. 400 Feet below Sea Level... so strangling me may prove difficult. Good thought though. You know buckets of cash in small unmarked bills might make me wrap this up.... Keep a positive outlook.
10 [Report This]Date: March 28, 2007 01:15 pm Title: Chapter 41 - Angela and her Candy Crucifex
"Jimmy, I’ll do the redhead." <--- BAHAHAHA!
And I loved the No Cookie line. That will always be funny.
And thank Thor Jim and Pam are finally alone together! Here's hoping FilliSMELLY doesn't go and ruin everything!
Author's Response: Thor has been very kind to our young lovers. But can Thor stop that thorn in the side of all JAM fans? I think he can, I think he can, I think I can. If need be, Thor will sex Karen up and get her out of there.
Date: March 28, 2007 12:07 pm Title: Chapter 41 - Angela and her Candy Crucifex
Oh, Dwight! hahahahahaha!
Date: March 28, 2007 11:47 am Title: Chapter 41 - Angela and her Candy Crucifex
Uh-oh, you made me sombrero-snort about the cookie!
I love Karen's realization that Jim and Pam are running off to have some hot illicit parking lot... um... I'm sorry, I was, um... reviewing, right? Right. Karen is really trying to hold on to "her" guy, isn't she? Like a pit bull!! Shake her off, Jim, just shake her off.
Hey, do you suppose the card shop has a card that says, "Dump the skanky ho and get with me"? All the really classy card shops have that one.
You're late today. Hope you're not having a bad day!
Author's Response:
oh yeah! hot illicit parking lot....what what? You didn't finish the sentence! Finish the sentence! I'm dyin' here!
Karen, the pit bull (I just love that). She's tenacious, it's that Call of Duty training. Lock and Load!
On the front of that card is a stripper with tats holding a hoe, right? I'm so jealous, we don't have ANY classy card shops round here. I want to move to wherever are. It sounds like fun times. We don't even have a Spencer's Gifts. Sigh.
Having a bad week actually. I was covering for a co-worker for the last two weeks who was on vacation. I worked nights and slept days which was okay because a computer lab looks the same day or night. She came back from vacation on Monday so I'm back to working days. I can't get my wonky body on a regular sleep schedule. I keep falling asleep at work. Thank god I had rough drafts for ten days of Girly Girl or I'd have nothin'!!! My brain is like glue.
Date: March 28, 2007 11:11 am Title: Chapter 41 - Angela and her Candy Crucifex
Hee! No cookie for Dwight ;o( And there is apparently more up Jim's sleeve. And Karen is mad, so yay! I am soooooo glad you are so kind as to give us daily updates.
Date: March 28, 2007 11:01 am Title: Chapter 41 - Angela and her Candy Crucifex
i finished my stupid analytical test. and there is new girly girl. all is right in the world.
i think karen's a little suspicious of pam and jim. and, ooh, i can't wait to get more of the guys pranks :)
and more swan/geese :). dangerous swans!
Author's Response:
karen's just a wee bit suspicious. teensy bit.
More swan/geese? Maybe I'll have them attack Karen!
Date: March 28, 2007 11:00 am Title: Chapter 41 - Angela and her Candy Crucifex
Aaaaaaaaaaah, thank you! I needed a good happy fanfic,and Girly Girl always delivers!
Date: March 27, 2007 07:22 pm Title: Chapter 40 - Bobble Head Whack-A-Mole
40 chapters down, only 14,960 to go! Woohoo! No pressure there, Muggins, none at all. Soon you can claim the "Longest Fanfic" Dundie.
Author's Response: Wait! Dundies are an option!!!! What are the other available Dundies? I'd do anything for a Dundie! I have no shame! Bushiest Beaver? I'll take it! Longest Engagement? I'm there! How many more chapters for the "Longest Fanfic" Dundie? You're going to say 15,000 chapters, aren't you?
Date: March 27, 2007 05:41 pm Title: Chapter 40 - Bobble Head Whack-A-Mole
MUST STOP READING CO I CAN BREATH...CAN'T BREATH...LAUGHING TOO HARD. and now i am crying and laughing and ...and
OMG - Kelly's reaction to Kevin and her whirlwind that ensues was freaking HILARIOUS. i was seriously crying - i am not kidding. i actually had to close the window so i could breath again. you are killing me!
on a totally different note, tell me that michael sends pam and jim out to get the card. please? pleeeeeeeeeeease!
Author's Response:
As your doctor super_perfect, I've got to say, maybe you need to read some other fanfic. Maybe some of that depressing Karen marries Jim stuff.... Just to counteract.
that michael sends pam and jim out to get the card. There I said it.
Date: March 27, 2007 04:40 pm Title: Chapter 1 - Kiss the Bobble Head
I hate to tell you this, Muggins, but my mind boggles VERY easily, especially when I haven't eaten real chocolate in, like...forever. Sigh. But, even if my mind was laced on rich, creamy Godiva's double chocolate raspberry truffles (*pant pant* gimme!) the awesomeness of that line would still boggle my mind.
So, yes, your job is done. :)
Author's Response: Pass the damn Godiva's! Stop hogging the box! Gimme now! Gimme! GIMME!
Date: March 27, 2007 03:19 pm Title: Chapter 40 - Bobble Head Whack-A-Mole
HAHAHAAAA! You never fail to come through with the goods.
My favorite line: WHAT!” It was difficult to point at who had said it and who hadn’t. There was a nice harmony to it, though, which boded well for Kelly and the Pussycats potential as a band.
HAHAAA! Just the sheer awesomeness of that line boggles my mind. Well done!
But...I'm sure there was a reason, beyond the obvious "eww" factor and the "let's get the girly-girls back" for why Jim suggested the topless Kelly and the Pussy Cats. Could it be that he wishes to see a certain receptionist without her bra?
Well done!
Snarkland
Author's Response:
Could it be that he wishes to see a certain receptionist without her bra? I'm sure it NEVER entered his mind. Not even for a second. Nope.
Well. This is a good day. I have boggled a mind. I can sleep knowing I have done a good day's work.
Date: March 27, 2007 02:41 pm Title: Chapter 40 - Bobble Head Whack-A-Mole
Meh. It's not like topless girl groups are far-fetched. I predict we'll have them by 2010. It's not as though talentless groups are far-fetched either. We've had those since... when did the New Kids On The Block form?
Author's Response: Mom! I've heard it a million times! I am SORRY I had that poster of the New Kids on the Block on my bedroom door, okay? It was supposed to be ironic! I swear! And topless girl groups? I predict 2008.
Date: March 27, 2007 12:26 pm Title: Chapter 40 - Bobble Head Whack-A-Mole
Anopther funny chapter. I just keep coming back for more and you continue to amaze.
10 [Report This]Date: March 27, 2007 12:11 pm Title: Chapter 40 - Bobble Head Whack-A-Mole
Poor Kelly. What a roller coaster of emotion that must have been for her.
Author's Response: Poor Kelly? Poor Kelly? What about POOR KEVIN. One minute he's got Kelly all over him, the next minute he thinks she's going to kick his ass. Then he realizes ANGELA might kick his ass! Holy smokes! And then phew it all blows over. He's probably curled up in the bathroom trying to think of happy thoughts with his lit candle.
Date: March 27, 2007 10:57 am Title: Chapter 40 - Bobble Head Whack-A-Mole
There was a nice harmony to it, though, which boded well for Kelly and the Pussycats potential as a band.
Bwahahahah! Classic!
Date: March 27, 2007 10:12 am Title: Chapter 40 - Bobble Head Whack-A-Mole
Poor Meredith. She so desperately wants to display her "wares", and no one wants even a peek (Stanley and Jim shuddered.). Well, Michael did take that topless picture of her at the Christmas party. Do you suppose that's in the safe as well?
Interesting how Karen wants to destroy Andy's cell phone. Too little, too late, my dear. You didn't want to help throw it in the ceiling, you don't get to do anything with it. (Is my Pam-bias showing again?)
I also love how all the guys are afraid of Angela. With good reason of course, but it's damn funny.
Author's Response:
I have a feeling if Jim and Stanley had a sledgehammer, and Meredith 'displayed her wares', they would probably play "Whack-a-Mole" and not in a good way.
Too little, too late, my dear. You got that right. I think (based on the fact that she did the vampire prank) that she's figured out that not helping him with the cell phone was a BIG mistake. Let that Pam-bias show. I eat up Pam-bias. It makes me HAPPY!
I'm afraid of Angela. Honestly. I'd rather see Meredith's 'wares' than a glare of death from Angela. Hell, yeah.
Date: March 27, 2007 10:11 am Title: Chapter 40 - Bobble Head Whack-A-Mole
ah, this made me happy. tests make me unhappy. therefore, i say i should keep reading new girly girl and stop studying for test.
but, oh well.
i so loved kelly's reaction at the beginning, so .... scarily... kelly. a mile a minute. and poor dwight, trying to get tropical cards hehe
Author's Response:
What are you testing in? Maybe I can help. Toss in a few facts in Girly Girl. Especially Science stuff. Dwight has no problem talking ad nauseum about science stuff. Of course, Dwight's going to be kinda busy for the next several chapters. mmmhmmm. Kinda busy.
Author's Response:
if dwight wants to ramble on and on about titrations and electrochemistry... it would seem fitting
EmilyHalpert you are studying some deep, deep stuff and I salute you. But holy god, that's uh out of my range. I was hoping for more like....uh well 4th grade level stuff that I got a C- in. Although...titrations...now that's a funny word. I'm going to go look that up on Wikipedia because I'm pretty sure Kevin could get some good 'tit' jokes out of that. Titrations....nice!
Date: March 26, 2007 08:23 pm Title: Chapter 39 - Easter Cards or Freaky Alien Sex?
Kelly tackling Kevin? Now THERE'S a mental image to behold!
...Just getting my "Girly Girl" pre-homework fix!
Love it!
Author's Response: Question: how do you shake off that mental image? Please. I need the answer soon....must stop the shuddering and involuntary gagging.
Date: March 26, 2007 12:44 pm Title: Chapter 39 - Easter Cards or Freaky Alien Sex?
Oh Kelly you are too funny. Jim and the guys are no competion for the ladies.
Author's Response: The ladies have them beat by a mile.