Date: March 11, 2007 07:15 am Title: Chapter 25 - Barometric Pressure's Rising
I LOVE Pam's last line. No big deal made, just "Yeah. I forfeit"! (Take that Karen, you tramp!) (Apparently, Karen transferred from Trampford, not Stamford in your story.)
I loved whatever was happening in Michael's office. No ideas from me on that.
I'm having so much fun with this.
Author's Response: All will be revealed about what went down in Michael's office. Just give me a few chapters to get to that. Meanwhile, I have to get back to writing about Karen from Trampford!!!
Date: March 11, 2007 06:01 am Title: Chapter 25 - Barometric Pressure's Rising
Things are heating up! I'm on the edge of my seat Muggs. More please!
Date: March 11, 2007 05:59 am Title: Chapter 25 - Barometric Pressure's Rising
These people are thinking of vicious dares. Although I don't know how Toby will handle the Pussycat dolls. He does seem rather meek for an HR guy (although I love him :))
Author's Response: I love that band! The Pussycat Dolls are AWESOME! I see Toby going up to everyone and saying "Hey, guys...do you really think anyone would offer to do Kevin's bachelor party?" in like the meekest voice EVER!
Date: March 11, 2007 03:36 am Title: Chapter 25 - Barometric Pressure's Rising
haha! yes! that's right! FORFEIT, bitch! what're you gonna do about that?
::dance of victory::
i love this shit! it's almost unhealthy! and i can't even *begin* to tell you how much i enjoyed slutsky's mental list of "dates" at the beginning. ga-ross.
eww...andy. ::shudders involuntarily::
now poor pam has to do the forfeity whatnot! GADZOOKS! (what? people say that...)
Author's Response:
OH you are so not going to like the next chapter. I just know it.
Gadzooks! Everyone says that. It's like Odd's Bodkins. It must be said at every opportunity!!
Date: March 10, 2007 08:54 pm Title: Chapter 24 - Kelly and the Pussycats!!!!
hahahahaha! take THAT, karenzilla! TRUTH, bitch! although...oh, crap. she did lie last time. lying slutsky. crappy crizzap.
well, at least pam and jim are joking amidst their obvious turmoil. that's awesome.
ahhh, GAW! i need so much more of this, it's RIDICULOUS! seriously. i'm surprised i even made it through the day. i almost fell over once, though. i told my boyfriend i was just tired, but that was a lie. i was going into girly-girl withdrawals. it beats the best of us.
more! woo!
Author's Response:
"lying slutsky" sums her up beautifully!
I start getting headaches if I don't write GirlyGirl every 24 hours. Fact.
Date: March 10, 2007 05:56 pm Title: Chapter 24 - Kelly and the Pussycats!!!!
Did you date anyone at the Stamford office other than Jim?
Oh, SNAP.
I cannot wait to see the answer to this one.
Author's Response: Your wish is my command. By the way, Karen is really starting to get annoyed with Phyllis! Wouldn't you?
Date: March 10, 2007 03:26 pm Title: Chapter 24 - Kelly and the Pussycats!!!!
Hahahaha! I loved that! Kelly and the Pussycats. Michael will just go crazy!
But you just CAN'T leave the story there! Great question by the way.
Loved it! Can't wait for more.
Author's Response: Michael's response is coming as soon as he's given Jim advice on Mark's brother's girlfriend problem.... So you'll have to sit back for a couple of chapters. Michael's not going to let this opportunity go to waste.
Date: March 10, 2007 01:23 pm Title: Chapter 24 - Kelly and the Pussycats!!!!
Ooh!!! Great question! We could rephrase as:
"Karen: Lady ... or TRAMP?" (Imagine Kevin-like giggles here.)
Author's Response: The answer is in today's chapter. Hint: she plays the Lady but.... There will also be Kevin giggles today! ♥
Date: March 10, 2007 11:45 am Title: Chapter 24 - Kelly and the Pussycats!!!!
Oh good one again Phyillis. Can't wait to see the answer
Date: March 10, 2007 08:55 am Title: Chapter 24 - Kelly and the Pussycats!!!!
Ooooh. Now it's getting interesting! Can't wait to hear Karen's response...
Date: March 09, 2007 10:56 pm Title: Chapter 24 - Kelly and the Pussycats!!!!
I knew there was a reason I decided not to go out tonight and you, my 1:48am new chapter posting, was it. Very nice. Also, am I the only person oddly fascinated by Kevin and Stacy's relationship? I just don't understand it and I can't get enough. Next chapter please!!
Author's Response:
I am so curious about that relationship, too. How did it get started? And what about Stacey's daughter? What does Abby think of it all? She seems so much more grounded and secure than Kevin (he actually seems a little scared of her). I'd like to see a fic from Abby's point of view. Especially since Abby is the ONLY girl age 2-99 that we've seen have the INTELLIGENCE to ask Jim out on a date. She's so friggin' cool!! Plus she has great taste in literature.
Date: March 09, 2007 08:29 am Title: Chapter 23 - Girly Girl SMACKDOWN!
Poor Phyllis again. Kelly is too funny in this. You write her well.
Date: March 09, 2007 12:12 am Title: Chapter 22 - Ryan's Underwear Drawer
oh my god this whole entire fic is brilliant. I almost never want it to end. It should just continue for the rest of the office's life and maybe even further. So good. Like I actually laughed out loud to my monitor and three in the morning it was so fricken funny. It has everything comedy, Michel moments, Jim and Pam jam, and so so much more. I'm in love you. yep. So please continue immediately.
Author's Response:
Gosh, collardgreens...I'm guessing you never have trouble finding a date! You sure can sweet talk.
Continuing immediately!
Date: March 08, 2007 06:57 pm Title: Chapter 23 - Girly Girl SMACKDOWN!
I loved Pam's more detailed explanation of "cold feet", and Phyllis's and (unexpectedly!) Angela's support of her. So nice. I love this story; I'm having so much fun with it.
And hey, if Pam thinks Jim needs a hug --- go hug him, Pam! (We all wish.)
Author's Response:
I had an idea about doing an AU where, in The Injury, instead of Dwight rushing off to save Michael, Michael gets his wish and Pam comes to get him. So SHE'S the one who gets the concussion. Let's just say that's the ONLY way I can picture Pam hugging Jim when he needs a hug. And in the AU, he ALWAYS needs a hug! So I'm crossing my fingers that Greg Daniels gets it together and gives us HeadTrauma!Pam!
Date: March 08, 2007 06:56 pm Title: Chapter 23 - Girly Girl SMACKDOWN!
OH NO! It involves Kevin. I'm really scared. Should u up the rating? LOL! Ah, I trust ya. Make it good. :P
Author's Response:
Be afraid, be very afraid!
Should I up the rating? What does that mean? Do you mean you want to see steamy sex between Kevin and Phyllis? Because now you're making ME very afraid! I don't think I have the muscle control to write that one. I'm pretty sure my fingers would spasmodically fly off the keyboard of their own accord and try to strangle me. Yeah. Pretty sure that's what would happen. They're looking pretty twitchy right now.
Date: March 08, 2007 06:20 pm Title: Chapter 23 - Girly Girl SMACKDOWN!
Haha. This was what I needed after a long long long day of studying!
Author's Response: What are you studying? Based on no information whatsoever, I'm guessing Chemistry. Don't know why. I just feel an "EmilyHalpert" would study Organic Chemistry and absolutely loathe it.
Date: March 08, 2007 06:08 pm Title: Chapter 23 - Girly Girl SMACKDOWN!
Awesome as usual! This is my favorite story right now and I literally squeak when I see it's been updated!
Author's Response:
I saw your name and instantly thought "Weetzie Bat" which is this obscure book. Then you say you 'literally squeaked'. Like you were a bat! And I was like "NO!" And then I realized you have to stay away from Dwight because that man is packing heat. I was thinking if I were you, Weetzie, I'd also stay away from Kelly because that girl is NOT your friend! Finally I realized "Muggins, it's just a show. Dwight is not going to take down one of my readers" Although, maybe I should stop writing stuff that makes you squeak. As a safety precaution. Because I worry about these things.
Date: March 08, 2007 11:55 am Title: Chapter 22 - Ryan's Underwear Drawer
Hey Muggins, use any of my "lines" you like. Thanks for the mention on TWoP. Any more of that and I may have to delurk there, too (darn you, Muggins! As if I'm not ignoring my family enough with this Office obsession.) Oooh, I'm OO - Office Obsessed. Feel free to use that. Also "full frontal dating". Quote me on that one though; that's all mine from this crazy brain.
Author's Response:
Full frontal dating? That sounds painful. hmmm... two wary predators, the monkey and the possum.... circle each other... and suddenly THE ATTACK!!! "Your tires are looking low, Angela." "Could you bend over and check, Dwight?" "Angela! Stop that! We're in the Dunder Mifflin Parking Lot!" Maybe that should go in the JUST PLAIN WRONG category.
What you've got to do is get your family obsessed too. That's what I did. Start by playing the Theme Music real low while they sleep....
Date: March 08, 2007 06:32 am Title: Chapter 22 - Ryan's Underwear Drawer
Phyllis is so funny in this fic, well all the ladies are. Great job.
Date: March 07, 2007 11:00 pm Title: Chapter 22 - Ryan's Underwear Drawer
I am having so much fun reading this story, but this chapter was excellent! I laughed out loud multiple times. SO funny! Great characteization of Meredith and Angela as they were arguing.
Date: March 07, 2007 09:23 pm Title: Chapter 22 - Ryan's Underwear Drawer
You have no idea...what your new chapters...mean to me. (Those and Squirrel McPants updates are major highlights right now!)
I laughed when I saw the chapter's title. I laughed and snorted (think Jim/sombrero/we broke his brain) that Ryan said he'd check his underwear drawer. (Hey, doesn't everyone have an underwear drawer?) I liked that Meredith went to do the dare, the Angela/Meredith interchange, actually "basically, like, everything that is Meredith" (/Kelly).
I don't think that Pam would really ask Jim to talk later in front of Karen, no matter how much she downplays it. Remember in A Benihana Christmas, where she so timidly gets Jim's attention and gives him his gift, glancing over to Karen? Even knowing that Jim knows about the sketches, Pam would definitely be very careful around Karen. (Well, if she wants her eyes from being scratched out.)
Loved Jim's description of what happened to Michael and that little Jim/Pam moment. Let's see more little Jim/Pam moments ON THE SHOW! We're dying here.
Awaiting Pam's "Truth" answer. BTW, I NEVER play truth or dare. The secrets! The embarrassments! But, being a fly on the wall for Truth or Dare of others? Priceless.
Oh, and can we see what prank Pam has for Kevin? (Sits up and begs - not proud.)
Author's Response:
I could just hug you! You are dead on about Pam. She would never ever ever seriously ask Jim that in front of Karen... unless, of course... oh, you KNOW there's an of course!!! And I don't want to give tooooo much away but let's just say, Pam has her reasons... And no...those reasons do not include removing Mr. Halpert's pants. Although, God, a girl can dream. sigh.
Let's see more little Jim/Pam moments ON THE SHOW! We're dying here. From your lips to Greg Daniel's ears!
Oh, and can we see what prank Pam has for Kevin? I solemnly promise that sometime in the next 14,977 chapters that prank will come up.
(Sits up and begs - not proud.) I also solemnly promise that sometime in the next 14,960 chapters, I'll use that line because it just makes me sooo happy. I'm thinking Dwight... but Jim would be an interesting candidate...
And finally Meredith. Should have her own show. That's all I have to say on that subject. I'm hoping she lives to the end of the story... kinda worried about Angela's stability....
Oh, and can we see what prank Pam has for Kevin? (Sits up and begs - not proud.)
Date: March 07, 2007 08:58 pm Title: Chapter 22 - Ryan's Underwear Drawer
Hahaha! Excellent! Verrrrry sneaky. I love Angela's last line. Continue! (please?)
Date: March 07, 2007 06:57 pm Title: Chapter 22 - Ryan's Underwear Drawer
ooooh,good question, and way to get info.... and hum, yes i am sure kelly COULD have had a fiancee... but nah, that question was about pam :P
Date: March 07, 2007 06:52 pm Title: Chapter 22 - Ryan's Underwear Drawer
sorry re-read that, I meant loved how you turned it around on Pam!
Date: March 07, 2007 06:51 pm Title: Chapter 22 - Ryan's Underwear Drawer
Is it wrong that on this line: "So…Angela? Are you in or out?" all I could hear was Heidi Klum? I enjoyed how you turned it around. As always so much fun.
ps- totally flattered that you used my sentiment in a chapter and totally totally flattered that you mentioned it on TWOP! :-)
Author's Response:
Heidi Klum? I always get her confused with Heidi Fleiss. Which one are you talking about? The hooker (Hollywood Madam) or the model who's married to Seal? Because you know either would work with that statement. When I wrote that line, I was going to have Meredith come back with "That's what she said!" but she already had too many lines, so snip, snip!
I HAD to mention it in TWOP since you said you consider author's, Rock Stars! I mean come on, flattery will get you everywhere! I'm kinda worried about poor Sophia though, I don't think she'll ever leave me a review... I think she's decided I take whole reviews and stick them in the middle of Dialogue. Hmmm...let's see what would happen...
Dwight: Fact. The human body is composed of...
Jim: Shut up, Dwight.
Kevin: Is it wrong that on this line: "So…Angela? Are you in or out?" all I could hear was Heidi Klum? I enjoyed how you turned it around. As always so much fun.
Jim: So Kevin....? That was...unexpected? Is unexpected the right word?
Nah, I guess not. Shoot. Would have made my job a lot easier....
Nah, I guess not.