Date: November 05, 2023 04:26 pm Title: Birth Control in written form.
This is a classic! I am cracking up!
9 [Report This]Date: October 25, 2016 04:14 pm Title: Birth Control in written form.
The Bad Fanfic challenge is probably my favorite challenge ever on this site and this is still hilarious. XD
Date: October 25, 2008 10:37 pm Title: Birth Control in written form.
You are brilliantly hilarious.
"First, I wish to fellate you."
Seriously. I may have to go on a search for my ass, as I have laughed it off.
Date: October 23, 2008 04:07 pm Title: Birth Control in written form.
Brilliant. You've actually made me NOT want to have sex with Jim...and that takes talent.
Date: October 21, 2007 07:34 pm Title: Birth Control in written form.
OMG - "neener, neener"? Too damn funny!
Date: June 29, 2007 01:55 pm Title: Birth Control in written form.
her shirt magically disappeared, probably sliced to ribbons by her sharp little nipples.
ROFL!!! I couldn't help but giggle at this.
Author's Response: Decidedly Not Hot. Ergo: Bad! Fic gold!
Date: June 29, 2007 01:10 pm Title: Birth Control in written form.
"Hot and dark. Like Denzel Washington."
You are offically my Bad!Fic idol. I bow to you powers to simultaneously make me cry with laughter and shudder from being so grossed out by your terminology. Bravo!
Author's Response: ThankYewVeddyMuch!
10 [Report This]Date: June 29, 2007 01:07 pm Title: Birth Control in written form.
So fellate is the proper term for performing fellatio? I have officially died of laughter. This...this is genius, my friend. When I get a boyfriend, I'm using all of Pam's super sexy lines.
Author's Response:
From Dictionary.com:
[fuh-leyt] >Pronunciation Key - >Show IPA Pronunciation verb, -lat·ed, -lat·ing. | 1. | to perform fellatio on. |
| 2. | to engage in fellatio. |
10 [Report This]Date: April 23, 2007 01:49 pm Title: Birth Control in written form.
gah! see, okay, this is why i need to just shut down my computer. because i am lurking at twop until i have enough power to close that tab, and then i had to go reread this, and i can't stop laughing. its so horrible, its amazing.
i have to just picture like the end of the world so i can do something besides laugh!
Author's Response: Hee! EmilyHalpert won't read smut, but she's a Bad! Smut addict!
Date: April 11, 2007 03:50 pm Title: Birth Control in written form.
This was awesome! I think "I know it tastes like a balloon, but I play safe, my lover!" is one opf the funniest sentences I've read in quite some time.
I loved it!
Author's Response: Glad you liked it! Or....hated it? With the bad fic, it's so hard to say.........
Date: April 01, 2007 10:31 am Title: Birth Control in written form.
ya know, i hesitated about reading this because i ususally don't read like anything with smut....
but this was just too hilarious.
Author's Response: I'd like to think that this is bad enough that it just may not qualify as actual smut.
Date: March 25, 2007 03:13 pm Title: Birth Control in written form.
uhm, are u desperate enough that u need to make OTHER people get laid?
Author's Response: Bwahahaha! I love that you answered a Bad! fic with a Bad! Review! Very funny! You may have surpassed me in faux lameness!
Date: March 22, 2007 08:48 am Title: Birth Control in written form.
I can [unfortunately] see them speak all this absolute nonsense with fingers pointed at the ceiling and british accents and indeed!s and tip-top idea!s and absolutely brilliant! and that may have just been the killing factor.
So bad I nearly fell off my chair. [and/or died laughing: I think falling off the chair would've eventually led to the dying if I didn't stop laughing.]
So you get about a fifty gazillion points and a bunch of paper clips.
Author's Response: Please don't die laughing, unless you do so while reading the Bad! Angst fic, where the more deaths, the better!
Date: March 21, 2007 08:18 pm Title: Birth Control in written form.
"I know it tastes like a balloon, but I play safe, my lover!"
Ummm... Brilliant. I love your "how many hands" reference... I can't stand when perfectly good smut is ruined bc you are too busy trying to figure out how the heck what it is they are actually doing is physically possible; usually the answer is doublejointed!jim and threehand!pam. Hilarious.
Date: March 19, 2007 09:19 pm Title: Birth Control in written form.
How many hands does he have?
That was positively horrible (And so they got it on. It was totally hot? Her tongue wiggled like an eel?)
SO SO BAD!
Author's Response: As far as I can tell, he has at least 3 hands, each attached to a sexy alien life form forearm. A perfect match for a girl with an electric eel for a tongue.
10 [Report This]Date: March 19, 2007 05:58 pm Title: Birth Control in written form.
There is so much in this fiction that made me snort at the computer screen, I simply cannot comment on it all. But I must say the line:
"OK, here is a dental dam! I know it tastes like a balloon, but I play safe, my lover!"
Had my stomach in cramps from the laughter. I didn't think it was possible to top your last BadFic but I was so incredibly wrong. You nailed it.
And that's what she said.
Author's Response: Bad!fic should place every reader in sharp, twisting pain. My work here is done. Until the next time I am seized by my ugly, ugly muse....
Date: March 19, 2007 09:30 am Title: Birth Control in written form.
so bad I fell off my chair laughing. Great job
Author's Response: Don't hurt yourself!
Date: March 19, 2007 12:54 am Title: Birth Control in written form.
HAHAHA! I think I need to recover from that! I...words fail me right now. XD!!!!
Author's Response: Words fail me quite regularly, but that hasn't stopped me yet!
Date: March 18, 2007 11:42 pm Title: Birth Control in written form.
"it tastes like balloon" i am still LOLing
Author's Response: I dare you to ever blow up a balloon again without thinking of this fanfic. Mwahahah!
Date: March 18, 2007 03:39 pm Title: Birth Control in written form.
Hilarious. Their 'pillow talk' is just awesomely bad. And these lines in particular cracked me up:
Jim was in the supply closet. It was dark in there. And hot. Hot and dark. Like Denzel Washington.
"Hi." Pam said artistically.
"Hi." Jim said wittily.
Author's Response: "Thank you," the author typed badly, like a bad writer of fanfiction. "I am glad you like my awful bad badness."
Date: March 18, 2007 04:58 am Title: Birth Control in written form.
Heee...bad to the bone, my dear. Too funny!
Author's Response:
bad to the bone
Must....not.....say....AAAAAAAAAAARGH
That's what she said.
Damn it.
Date: March 17, 2007 08:13 pm Title: Birth Control in written form.
Wow. Who would have thought that BAD FANFIC was so much fun? This may be the most fun and most dreadful one yet. I was snickering. I was almost sombrero-snort-laughing, but my husband is upstairs, and I didn't want him to come see what I was laughing at. "Really bad smutty fanfic, dear" would be embarrassing.
Author's Response:
"Really bad smutty fanfic, dear" would be embarrassing.
Try explaining that you are WRITING the stuff and get back to me on the embarrassment factor....
10 [Report This]Date: March 17, 2007 08:11 pm Title: Birth Control in written form.
Your bad fics make me too happy. Hot and dark. Like Denzel Washington? You rule. Ok, here is a dental dam! ?!?! Pure genius.
Author's Response: Do you think they could get Denzel for a guest appearance. Next up on the Office: Denzel Washington guest stars as the supply closet!
Date: March 17, 2007 07:33 pm Title: Birth Control in written form.
You may have killed my sex drive, but my funny bone still works!
Author's Response:
my funny bone still works!
TWSS!
9 [Report This]Date: March 17, 2007 06:44 pm Title: Birth Control in written form.
Another gem! I mean this in the nicest way when I say you are the master of bad fic and I hope you keep writing badly!
Author's Response: I believe that if you can't do something well, you should do it so badly that people will be forced to laugh. Thank you for validating me with your laughter.