Date: April 18, 2007 10:09 pm Title: All Hail Caesar!
BWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA! This is hilarious. Maximus! Ha! I think we just need to somehow tell Pam the penis's name, and she'll be all over it. ;)
Date: April 18, 2007 07:35 pm Title: All Hail Caesar!
*giggles madly* Nice.
10 [Report This]Date: April 18, 2007 06:47 pm Title: All Hail Caesar!
Moxie, you are such a character! Who else would have come up with a talking 'head'? And Max is such a 'guy'. :D Thanks for a much needed laugh!
10 [Report This]Date: April 18, 2007 06:45 pm Title: All Hail Caesar!
Double entrendre! Double entrendre!
I love it!
Date: April 18, 2007 05:02 pm Title: All Hail Caesar!
Win win win INDEED. Very funny and original. Excellent title as well. Nicely done!
Date: April 18, 2007 05:01 pm Title: All Hail Caesar!
"but who did he want to talk about everytime he came around to see me? You got it. Miss Pam Beesly. One track mind, that guy."
I was cackling throughout this story. Max totally needs to be introduced to Ms. Beesly, many times over.
Date: April 18, 2007 05:00 pm Title: All Hail Caesar!
Okay you WIN. Gah! Funny and dirty and unique? You've hit the trifecta!
Date: April 18, 2007 04:57 pm Title: All Hail Caesar!
Awesome!! I'm kind of two-minded here because while on the one hand I'm like "what a cool and original idea!", another part of me is like "wow, what took so long for someone to think of this?" It was something that had to be done - something this fandom has clearly been lacking ;)
Gotta say, I am equal-parts tickled by the title and the name Maximus. Not that it was a hugely insightful guess since it was revealed in the next sentence, but the second he introduced himself as Maximus, I said to myself "Oh, my God, it's Jim's penis! HEE!" Thus, you chose the perfect name to associate with that particular part of Jim's anatomy, because that's obviously the association my brain went right for.
And I would not be opposed to a sequel in which Max actually meets Pam...
Date: April 18, 2007 04:14 pm Title: All Hail Caesar!
How could you even type this through the laughter?! Good stuff and very imaginative Little (big?) Jim voice :)
Date: April 18, 2007 03:35 pm Title: All Hail Caesar!
So, so funny! I really did not expect this (but I should've, given the fic's title...). At least Karen has someone rooting for her!
Date: April 18, 2007 03:05 pm Title: All Hail Caesar!
Oh, my God, Moxie, this was hysterical! It was my very first penis-narrated reading- you are fabuloous!
i think my favorite line was:"Hell, when we were teenagers we were inseparable!" and I was laughing aloud at how Maximus got his name.
Thanks so much for writing this!
Date: April 18, 2007 02:59 pm Title: All Hail Caesar!
I... This was..... uh..... wow. Just wow. Too hilarious and I actullay don't know what to say. Great!
Date: April 18, 2007 02:10 pm Title: All Hail Caesar!
Wow, I feel like Kelly here. OMG, that was the funniest thing EVER!
Date: April 18, 2007 01:50 pm Title: All Hail Caesar!
ok, i'm sorry. but so, so, so funny!!! ;) and i am at work. *turns to make sure no one saw the word penis*
Date: April 18, 2007 01:32 pm Title: All Hail Caesar!
Oh. Dear lord. If this is what the loony bin is like, then lock me away! I think I laughed, out loud, from beginning to end, and I will definitely have to go back and re-read to see what I missed. Fun, fun stuff moxie!!!!
Date: April 18, 2007 01:31 pm Title: All Hail Caesar!
o man! that is so hilarious!! i would love to read more of it.
Date: April 18, 2007 01:20 pm Title: All Hail Caesar!
Ha, Moxie! That gave me a good chuckle.
I might have had a fighting chance if his damn lips hadn't stepped in. His heart and brain tag-teamed him with enough gumption to actually get him to kiss her. What a fucking disaster! So true!
Date: April 18, 2007 01:16 pm Title: All Hail Caesar!
o man! that is so hilarious!! i would love to read more of it.
Date: April 18, 2007 01:15 pm Title: All Hail Caesar!
Jeez, Moxie, where to start? First off, now I have Russell Crowe and JK in my brain when I hear the word "Maximus" in my brain. Win-Win. And I love that Max has a bit of a potty mouth, too.
And I'm sure Max would make Pam very happy.
Date: April 18, 2007 01:09 pm Title: All Hail Caesar!
Best line of the story for me: So I guess his brain was too busy off being all 'emo' to remember that it wanted him to stay true to Pam. So FUNNY! You have great spunk to your writing style, which I totally love. You must write a sequel where Max gets what he wants. ;-)
10 [Report This]Date: April 18, 2007 01:07 pm Title: All Hail Caesar!
I have never laughed so hard in my life...ever.
But somehow it made perfect sense! Though my fiance thinks differently I am completely convinced that penises have personalities...I like Max, we should see him more often...haha
Date: April 18, 2007 01:00 pm Title: All Hail Caesar!
Moxie, this was totally awesome. It so made my day. I agree whole heartily with Too Late Kev, we need another 'talking head' (hee!, that is going to make me laugh forever) after he meets Pam. Stat!
Date: April 18, 2007 12:45 pm Title: All Hail Caesar!
Brilliant, Moxie. Seriously, when I realized who was narrating, I nearly spit my water out. I love it. Go Jim's penis!
Date: April 18, 2007 12:27 pm Title: All Hail Caesar!
Fun! I think poor Maximus should be given the opportunity to meet Pam. Soon, and with great frequency thereafter.
Date: April 18, 2007 12:26 pm Title: All Hail Caesar!
LMAO that was just too funny