Date: February 02, 2010 03:23 pm Title: Day Thirty-Two...
How have I never left a review for this story? Okay, so it's been three years but my God, this is the funniest thing I think I have ever read. I wish you'd finish it, but what's here is just... freaking... genius. I can't stop laughing.
9 [Report This]Date: November 24, 2007 06:01 pm Title: Day Three...
That foot/"6" thing? Damn you, Halpert - or should I say damn you, Pam! LOL. I've done it six times sitting here and I'm trying to convince myself it's just a coincidence! *tries again*
Date: September 21, 2007 10:48 am Title: Day 533...
this is like really awesome. i love his attitude about every thing. im started to think that maybe your a philosophy major your self
10 [Report This]Date: September 18, 2007 05:03 pm Title: Day 533...
This entry made me really happy. I like the direction you're taking. In the words of Bill Murray in What About Bob, "Baby steps..."
Author's Response: You can count yourself among the reasons I'm seeing through to other side here. Thanks.
10 [Report This]Date: September 18, 2007 03:00 pm Title: Day 533...
this pam girl is a genius! i just tried the foot thing like, 3 times. i swear, i'm not like dwight.
Author's Response: I kept trying it, too. Pam was giggling all afternoon. It's a great sound...
Date: September 18, 2007 02:26 pm Title: Day 533...
That is amazing. i've been sitting here trying it... and i can only imagine the rage of Dwight Schrute when he realized that he wasn't in control. you should definitely have Pam help with the pranking. seems like she may be on your level of genius in that area. also, since you can't marry her, could you marry me? but yeah, you should definitely be friends with her. i mean who else do you know that can piss off Dwight that quickly, besides yourself?
Author's Response: I know, right? MENSA!
9 [Report This]Date: September 18, 2007 02:07 pm Title: Day Three...
Oh, I like it! I loved the line about how he'd laugh about selling paper in the digital age if it wasn't so depressing.
Author's Response: Stick around! My threatened attempts at suicide should have you rolling on the floor! Kidding. Kind of. OKay, I'm totally DQ'ing again. Jake's (My cousin) gonna have a field day with me at Thanksgiving...Sigh.
10 [Report This]Date: September 17, 2007 09:13 pm Title: Day 1, A.P. (After Pam)
Oh poor Jim. Fate is a cruel mistress. If I may give a word of advice. Engaged ain't married. Never, ever, ever give up. =D
Author's Response: I think I might have gotten a little carried away. My cousin calls me a "drama queen" which never ceases to amuse him, as he is gay and always teasing me about what a big homo I am...Sigh. He's kind of right, really.
9 [Report This]Date: September 17, 2007 07:21 pm Title: Day 1, A.P. (After Pam)
Great little chapter! I love "The guy's got the IQ of a hockey puck." I don't know if you made that up but I've never heard it before and it cracked me up. I could see Jim's thinking that about Roy.
Author's Response: I dopn't think I made it up, I probably heard it somewhere...It wan't exactly polite, but hey, if the XXL helmet fits, right?
Date: September 17, 2007 06:51 pm Title: Day 1, A.P. (After Pam)
Way to be obvious, Jim. Now she knows something's up.
We're not going to say anything about your shots, not even me, how's that? I will remind you, however, that things will look up, and hey - maybe someday any amount of crap that you have to wade through will be justified and everything.
You've probably heard this enough already. We just know, OK? So shut up, drink, and look presentable tomorrow.
Author's Response: I was good. Really. I'm trying to nurture my better nature over here. Thanks for the support. I need it.
10 [Report This]Date: September 17, 2007 05:24 pm Title: Day 1, A.P. (After Pam)
your blog is genius. i'm subscribing.
Author's Response: Welcome to the swamp! Tell us a little about yourself!
Date: September 17, 2007 04:19 pm Title: Day 1, A.P. (After Pam)
Speaking of shots, I’ll be at Poor Richard’s tonight, and every single one of you can shut the fuck up about it.
I will happily pay for a few rounds :) You absolutely deserved them.
Author's Response: Sorry about bailing on you last night. I just had one beer and went home. We'll try again, when I'm not quite so desperate for a drink...
10 [Report This]Date: September 17, 2007 02:16 pm Title: Day 1, A.P. (After Pam)
No judgment here, dude.
Author's Response: Thanks. I still can't believe it. She's like a mirage.
Date: September 17, 2007 12:58 pm Title: Day 1, A.P. (After Pam)
"every single one of you can shut the fuck up about it" Uh, Ok, stay away from the car bombs though...
Author's Response: I'm sorry about that. I'm just...Christ, I don't know. What would you do?
9 [Report This]Date: September 15, 2007 06:51 am Title: Day 530 (Pam Beesly Day)
Author: Oh, this is so wonderful! I'm loving how you're taking us through each and everyone of Jim's thoughts, etc. It's hilarious how you write him blogging - swearing heaps and typing dirty stuff. It's hysterical. And the Jim intro to Pam was delightful and realistic.
Jim: Man, you got it bad. Giggle.
Author's Response: The last time I felt like this? I was in the sixth grade. And she broke my heart. Let's all hope that doesn't happen again, shall we?
10 [Report This]Date: September 14, 2007 08:33 pm Title: Day 530 (Pam Beesly Day)
*sigh*
Even though it basically means I am out of the running to become Mrs. Jim Halpert, I'm happy that you finally found someone you like more than alcohol, Jim.
Author's Response: *Blush* I have to say, I don't know what I would have done without your support and encouragement, though. Thanks. Really.
Date: September 14, 2007 05:36 pm Title: Day 530 (Pam Beesly Day)
So how'd the sales call go? Am I the only one worried about your career?
Author's Response: I was late, but I was in such a good mood that I charmed the pants right off the systems manager...and he was a guy! It's a good chunk. Community colleges are still pretty sweet clients, even though the volume has dropped precipitously in the last year. EVERYTHING is being digitized. It's not going to be long before this company tanks, I think. At which point, I will be tremendously relieved to have to look for a new job. In the meantime, it's a good commission, which I will dutifully sock away for a rainy day.
9 [Report This]Date: September 14, 2007 01:57 pm Title: Day 530 (Pam Beesly Day)
Sounds like an amazing girl you got there! Can't wait to hear more about your adventures ;)
Author's Response: Yeah, it should be really entertaining...in a good way, I hope...
Date: September 14, 2007 12:58 pm Title: Day Three...
I'm just saying that if she were to see this, she'd learn that you can be a morose, alchoholic, porn watcher who decided within the first few hours of meeting her that he was going to spend the rest of his life with her.
Of course if she were to read this, she'd also find out about the giant cock so that could balance things out.
Author's Response: And she'd be wrong, though, right? Right? Ah, shit, do I have to go back and lock down everything now?
Date: September 14, 2007 10:39 am Title: Day Three...
Friends only sounds like a good idea to me.
Maybe you can find out if she has one. Kill two birds with one stone. You have a conversation starter, "So...porny librarian, do you like the Internets?" and you make sure that she never reads what you wrote today and takes out a restraining order against you.
Author's Response: Oh Jeez. I'm a stalker? Already? Okay, I take back the librarian thing! Yikes!
10 [Report This]Date: September 14, 2007 10:23 am Title: Day 530 (Pam Beesly Day)
Librarian in porn movies, eh? Down, boy!
Author's Response: Hey, now, I fully defend that description. I owned just one porn flick in my whole life and it's an old VHS that my cousin gave me, and there's a librarian in it that I've had a crush on since I was fifteen. So what that I still have a VCR just so I can play that tape once in while? So what??? Sue me!
Date: September 14, 2007 10:17 am Title: Day Three...
Dude-- You better hope she never reads this!
Author's Response: Oh, Christ. Yeah. That would be...not good. I've gotta lock this up and make it 'friends-only.' Wait, do you think she has one? An LJ, I mean?
Date: September 14, 2007 09:09 am Title: Day 530 (The Day I Met Pam Beesly)
Well, how insanely cute is that? Can't believe I'm just now getting around to commenting on these things.
Good luck, buddy. Let me leave you with a pearl of wisdom, albeit a cliche: If at first you don't succeed, try try again.
Author's Response: Look, I'm just trying to get my balls to drop here, so I can try the first time!
Date: September 14, 2007 09:07 am Title: Day Three...
Forget getting work done, you are telling us what exactly happened. And you're planning conversation topics, so that when she comes back you won't be tongue-tied and you can go talk to her. Dammit, Jim, we're all here for you, but it seems you need a girl to guide you through all of this. Do you have any idea what you're doing? No.
Author's Response: Okay, okay, I'm updating now. Conversation topics? You're kidding, right? Jesus, I think you're right, I need help.
Date: September 14, 2007 09:01 am Title: Day Three...
Wait. You know what this means? You can't have your beer today, because then you'll be an alcoholic all weekend, and on Monday you'll come back hungover, dead, and fugly. That is no way to impress a woman, Jim.
Author's Response: Yeah, no kidding. I already figured that out. I just missed asking her out to lunch. I came back from the bathroom and she was already gone...Maybe I can actually get some work done in the next 45 minutes...