Date: January 13, 2009 12:00 pm Title: Chapter 4
Oh no. Head on the shoulders is how it all starts...
Author's Response: (ominous music...)
Date: January 13, 2009 07:32 am Title: Chapter 4
Wow. You were not kidding when you said meat, were you Mr. Wert??? Excellent use of the infamous 3 a.m. phone call. And a Pam/Karen kiss?!?! Did not expect that. You are on fire, my boy. I am really enjoying this.
Author's Response:
The next chapter has man meat.
Come on. You've been reading me for years now and you did not expect that? Sad. You should all know by now that if there is any possibility of it happening, it's going to happen.
Date: January 12, 2009 06:50 pm Title: Chapter 3
Is Pam ever going to be happy?
Author's Response: I encourage you to read my other fic, Dunder Mifflin After Evers, which will give a scenario where Pam is indeed happy.
Date: January 12, 2009 06:43 am Title: Chapter 3
OK, it took me a little while but I'm on board for this one. Very curious to see where you go with this.
Author's Response: Now that you're on board, we have to have the lifejacket drill.
Date: January 11, 2009 12:51 pm Title: Chapter 3
Again, great images and little details, AW, and now the delightful visual of FNB cursing like a sailor. Gotta love that! Since this is chap 3, the last of your stash, are you working furiously on chap 4? I'm incredibly curious to see what's next!
Author's Response: Chapter 4 is already done. And the remaining chapters are at about 50 percent, with some segments needing to be filled in but everything fully planned and paced. I'll post the next one on Tuesday, I think. The next one is where things start going down. Everything up to this point has been introduction.
Date: January 10, 2009 02:01 pm Title: Chapter 2
I love the story but the content is making me squirm! Which to my mind means you're a really good writer :)
Really interested in how things progress...
Author's Response: You must be new here. I'm well known among the old-timers for squirm inducing content. I wonder if the old Introductions section of the message board is still there.
10 [Report This]Date: January 10, 2009 11:29 am Title: Chapter 2
ehhh, I still don't like him.
but I like this story, still (:
Author's Response: You'll warm up to him (truthfully, I don't care either way, but for the purposes of this fic, he's like perfect squee material). Thanks for reviewing.
Date: January 10, 2009 09:26 am Title: Chapter 2
Yes, Alex was a little funny. I don't get all the Alex-hate, he really wasn't so bad. And so obviously NOT a threat.
Author's Response: Yeah, you'd like to think that, wouldn't you? Personally, I think the show should have a double engagement break off and have Andy and Pam get together. That would be so awesome, wouldn't it? What? Why is no one agreeing with me nor dignifying me with a response?
Date: January 10, 2009 05:35 am Title: Chapter 2
What a nice early-morning suprise! Thanks for the quick update. This is shaping up to be a great fic, Wert, whether you like it or not. I really like your non-sugar-coated Pam (even though she's kind of a bitch). I think what I'm enjoying most, though, is the little holes you fill in--mention of the area code, Pam's grudging acknowledgment of Karen, Pam not realizing that Jim knew she was out drinking, etc. Oh, and forgot to mention last chap, LOVE the mention of the thin walls. I'm a sucker for that voyeuristic shit. Lastly, you can add to your list of accomplishments that you are really good at writing Shatner-esque! That gave me a good laugh :)
Author's Response:
Any time you see a quick update from me, it means that I've already prewritten most of it ahead of time. And by early morning, it means that I posted it late the previous night. I NEVER get up in the morning.
We already all knew that Pam is kind of a bitch. I'm just bringing the bitch back. She's definitely more fun while not being the sugar and spice miss goody two shoes that so many people treat her as. I'm going to try to be as detailed as possible during this story. I went through and painstakingly reviewed all the episodes over this time period and noted every detail that I could find, and have been trying to work in any little bit into the fic, plus as much real life stuff as I could. As for the thin walls, at least in my rez in first year (we had a really old, crappy building that we still paid the same as those with brand new awesome buildings which pissed me off) the walls weren't soundproofed. Or smell-proofed for that matter.
RE: Shatner. Thanks. I'm a big fan. I watched the Comedy Central roast of William Shatner a couple of weeks ago. It was mostly just a big gay joke at George Takei's expense. Plus, Andy Dick was licking people.
Date: January 09, 2009 07:25 pm Title: Chapter 1
Oh Alex...I'm so glad you're back. (This is ff.net's Bears Eat Beets, by the way...in case you were curious. You were. Admit it.) Hitler and Shatner all in one little package? Oh yeah, and those other two too? Fantastic.
Yeah. I'm on board.
Author's Response:
Not curious at all, actually. I figured out your secret identity long ago. Those glasses didn't fool me, Superman.
9 [Report This]Date: January 09, 2009 11:04 am Title: Chapter 1
I can't wait to see more!
Author's Response: Next update on Saturday.
Date: January 09, 2009 08:55 am Title: Chapter 1
Wert, I really love this...yet I'm afraid. Any author who uses the word "Shatner-esque" earns my unwaivering attention. Continue please?
Author's Response:
Well, if you know anything about me, and you do, then you should be afraid. Be very afraid. You know, I could... write... out ... theShatnerliketext... so that... you... could... all... experience... thejoyofShatner.
But I won't. I do already have several other chapters of this ready though.
8 [Report This]Date: January 09, 2009 01:31 am Title: Chapter 1
Ooooooooooh I likey like!!!
Author's Response: I thankey thank.
10 [Report This]Date: January 08, 2009 07:04 pm Title: Chapter 1
aha!
I knew Alex was more of a douche that he was portrayed as (:
awesome fic, keep it up.
Author's Response: Awww, but he's not a douche. He's a lovable, cuddly, teddy bear of a man, who's thoughtful and charming and fun to be around. You'll see.
Date: January 08, 2009 05:00 pm Title: Chapter 1
... do you know if she likes to eat dinner early?
Glad to see you haven't left us for a younger, cuter fandom. Looking forward to more, but I'm not sure why...
Author's Response:
I have it on good authority that she eats dinner at 4:30pm.
You almost lost me to Hello Kitty, but you pulled me back with a plot idea. You know why you're looking forward to more: it's because I'm the single greatest writer in the history of time, that's why! Why are you laughing?
10 [Report This]Date: January 08, 2009 03:57 pm Title: Chapter 1
I love it. I'm curious as to how the beginning part about the house fits into the rest, as well as to who "becomes Hitler."
Also, this is the first bit of fanfic I've read in months, so I guess you rate. ;)
Author's Response:
All will be made clear, by dear TLK. Eventually. If my writing is up to the task. And I stay on plot. Which is difficult for me. I'm not really sure how this really fits with the title though. I usually have a hard time thinking of good titles,but I've always been a fan of Hitler, so here.
How can you have not read fanfic? I mean, you. I cannot understand.