1 [Report This]Date: June 23, 2023 12:52 am Title: The morning (okay, really afternoon) after
Wow. This was definitely not the kind of JAM fic I expected to read, but I loved every word of it. It was just so funny and wild and fresh, and Jim's POV only made the whole night even more perfect and hilarious. Something I have to commend you on is how even though the world the characters are in is totally different from canon, there was not a single moment or dialogue that felt out of character. The only character I could say felt different was Pam, but I can actually imagine the Pam of later seasons in here. I wish I could list some of my favorite moments, but they're too many to count, so yeah. I loved the whole thing!
Thank you so much for writing and sharing this awesome story with us!
1 [Report This]Date: September 06, 2018 09:46 pm Title: Fresh meat and feather boas
I always feel a little weird admitting that a story turns me on, but then isn’t kinda that the point of them being written?
This was really, really well done. Believable and endearing and sexy and so fun. Absolutely amazing! Jim’s internal dialogue is so in character for him, and I love how the all other cast members were represented as well. The hottest drinking game I’ve ever ‘witnessed’. Was not expecting the Pam and Karen kiss but I liked it, and clearly so did Jim!!
Bravo.
1 [Report This]Date: August 25, 2018 09:56 pm Title: The morning (okay, really afternoon) after
This story was great. Loved the ending being so open. The characters were repurposed splendidly in this AU. Great work!
1 [Report This]Date: November 18, 2017 10:09 pm Title: Fresh meat and feather boas
I don't typically read AUs but this pulled me in and didn't let me leave the couch until I had finished reading. Brilliant, funny, cute, sexy--it's all here!
Date: August 08, 2010 09:08 pm Title: Fresh meat and feather boas
Okay, so I read this all in one read this afternoon. So much fun! Sexy and funny and cute. I was sad to see it come to an end!
10 [Report This]Date: August 08, 2010 12:57 pm Title: The morning (okay, really afternoon) after
Aww, andtheivy, what a great story! I really loved it and I had many a laugh reading the game. Thanks for sharing your memories with us, I appreciated this!
10 [Report This]Date: August 06, 2010 08:17 pm Title: The morning (okay, really afternoon) after
*squee!* such a great ending. love the ice-breaking tummy growl.
10 [Report This]Date: August 06, 2010 05:51 am Title: The morning (okay, really afternoon) after
This was awesome. I thought the ending was perfect, I had thought that I wanted to hear about how they were now a couple, or maybe, at least how they had a good, Good Morning. But, after reading your final chapter, I know your ending was a lot more realistic.
Thanks for the trip down memory lane.
10 [Report This]Date: August 06, 2010 05:08 am Title: The morning (okay, really afternoon) after
*claps* Nice job, ivy! I like it. It feels real. I enjoyed the awkwardness, the humor and the promise of that last line.
Date: August 06, 2010 12:06 am Title: The morning (okay, really afternoon) after
That ending was PERFECTO!!!!!!!!
Date: August 03, 2010 05:15 am Title: They say sex is like Chinese food
And everybody's finally happy! Well done, young Mr. Halpert! The mere mention of strawberry Boone's Farm makes me queasy :D As fun as this chap was, ivy, and as much as I want to keep reading this story, I really can't wait to learn how you end it.
10 [Report This]Date: August 03, 2010 02:02 am Title: They say sex is like Chinese food
Um....that was unbelievably. hot. I would provide you with a more coherent response but I appear to have swallowed my own tongue and it's making it hard to think.
Very very hot but as always very real and very sweet. I'm so sad it's almost over but for now I'll just bow down before you in awe because this whole thing was marvellous.
Date: August 03, 2010 01:04 am Title: They say sex is like Chinese food
I have to butt in and review again to say I completely agree with oldleaf on the "Holy God," line, that was so epically perfect. And Also with FlonkertonChamp, the whole line about Pam being delicious? HOT!!!
Definitely rang true though, the whole being drunk and inexperiened. Perfect I tell you, perfect.
Okay, going now... until next chapter lol
Date: August 03, 2010 12:46 am Title: They say sex is like Chinese food
YYYYYYYESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!! i kept checking back here every day, and YAY! best. chapter. ever. (i'm a bit of a smut hound... my favorites list is full of it.)
pam's string of obscenities was incredibly hot. holy crap. and the "because you're delicious" line made me grin like an idiot.
Date: August 02, 2010 10:52 pm Title: They say sex is like Chinese food
I kept hearing Pam's "Holy, God" from that Valentine's Day episode where Phyllis gets all the presents when I read this, so including that phrase was so perfect. / random observation
Date: August 02, 2010 09:55 pm Title: They say sex is like Chinese food
That was so freaking hot, and just... it was so how I imagined them finally doing it. Both slightly drunk, and not at their best, but still hot :)
love love love. I get so excited when I see updates from you.
Author's Response: Thank you! I'm glad you approve. Given the variety of circumstances (age, inexperience, drunkenness), I didn't feel like it would be realistic to have them have perfectly synchronized mind blowing, multiple simultaneous orgasm, deep eye contact sex. Hopefully this rang true. Thank you for the review!
Date: July 30, 2010 02:24 am Title: Real men don't measure
LMAO she should have killed him lol. This is great. Loving every minute of it!!!
10 [Report This]Date: July 28, 2010 02:15 am Title: Real men don't measure
Yeah I feel like Pam right now...YOU CAN'T STOP THERE!!! ARGGGGHHHHH! I'll refrain from the threats but please please please update soon. This whole thing is cute, funny, honest, adorable and steaming hot all that same time. Just like Jim Halpert. I'm calling this the Jim Halpert of fanfics.
And incase my point didn't come across, PLEASE UPDATE ASAP! I love it :D
Date: July 28, 2010 01:06 am Title: Real men don't measure
one word....WOW!
10 [Report This]Date: July 27, 2010 10:45 pm Title: Real men don't measure
WOW! I'm thinking I really missed out in skipping college and going right to kids and a husband! It's almost unbelievable how in carachter you were able to write each of them during the game. I LOVED Jim and Pam's walk back to the dorm though I confess in being a bit of a romantic I really keep wanting them to voice some type of committment or one ask for reasurance that the night isn't just a one night stand. Maybe it is kina infered with them each admitting to only one other sexual partner so you'd think that in itself would mean something to each of them. This is sizzling while not raunchy and I look forward to the upcoming chapters! Great story!
Date: July 27, 2010 06:59 am Title: Real men don't measure
Well, well, well--not a bad showing , Mr. Halpert ;) Very hot, ivy, and kudos on the realism: Jim consulting a website; Pam giving him directions, etc. And you updated so quickly which is a-w-e-s-o-m-e! Kudos on using the word "turgid." It made me giggle like a 12-year-old :D
Your response to my last review cracked me up, btw. It made me think of "Colin" from Love Actually: "America, watch out, here comes Colin Frissell...and he's got a big knob! LOL Keep going, girl, frequent updates make my day. Pathetic? Perhaps. True? Absolutely!
10 [Report This]Date: July 26, 2010 10:11 pm Title: Real men don't measure
She does. And I should end your life also... but, of course, I won't, we have to get to the climax of this story. So you will be pardoned...
Loving this story.
Date: July 26, 2010 05:13 pm Title: Fresh meat and feather boas
I don't think Pam was acting frustrating or like a tease at all, which is probably why this story is so enjoyable.
And maybe Pam is laughing because she just found out that Jim actually does have a 14-inch penis. Most women do nervously laugh when they see guys like us for the first time. Sigh...it's such a burden sometimes. ;)
Author's Response: Mazel Tov.
Date: July 26, 2010 02:48 pm Title: A little less conversation, a little more action
I absolutely am begging you to post the next chapter asap! I love the sensuality. The pace. The fact that Jim apparently talks a big game. And how frustrating Pam is being! Why is she laughing!? I need to know stat. Stat means now!
10 [Report This]Date: July 26, 2010 10:56 am Title: A little less conversation, a little more action
you are such a tease. i want to know what she's laughing at! poor jim...