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Shift by thirtypercent Rated: MA [Reviews - 140] 93
Summary: Past Featured Story

What if Jim never went to Stamford? What if Pam started making life changes a little sooner?

An AU look at season 3.

 


Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Ensemble, Jim, Jim/Pam, Kelly, Michael, Pam
Genres: Angst, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 23367 Read Count: 98267 ePub Downloads: 57
[Report This] Published: December 14, 2007 Updated: May 15, 2013
Summary: Past Featured Story


NOW COMPLETE!!!

"Jim, why don't you tell Pam how you really feel?" 

 Jim and Pam deal with the stuff that comes with being on a hit show...talk shows, radio call-ins, and press junkets. They say there's no such thing as bad publicity, but is that really the case? Watch as Jim and Pam deal with being in the public eye and under the thumb of manipulative network producers. The story is told through interviews, transcripts, web pages and photos.


Categories: Alternate Universe, Jim and Pam, Past
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, In Stamford, Inner Monologue, Romance, Travel
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: Reality Reality TV
Chapters: 21 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 54070 Read Count: 70550 ePub Downloads: 32
[Report This] Published: April 17, 2008 Updated: March 15, 2009
Summary: What if Pam knew what it felt like to be in Jim's shoes? Literally.

Set some time in season 2.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past
Characters: Dwight, Jim/Pam, Pam/Roy
Genres: Dream/Fantasy
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7513 Read Count: 13528 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: December 06, 2007 Updated: July 15, 2008
Summary: Past Featured StoryJim and Pam are Jim and Pam, only...not really.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past, Episode Related, Alternate Universe
Characters: Ensemble, Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Humor, Romance
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 30 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 77452 Read Count: 232807 ePub Downloads: 64
[Report This] Published: March 16, 2008 Updated: May 21, 2008
Foresight by time4moxie Rated: K+ [Reviews - 15] 9
Summary: Jim and Pam make the most of their early dismissal from work. Set immediately after the end of Did I Stutter?

Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3168 Read Count: 4962 ePub Downloads: 4
[Report This] Published: May 04, 2008 Updated: May 04, 2008
Summary: Jim's biggest fan guides him through Season 3
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past, Episode Related
Characters: Jim
Genres: Workdays
Warnings: None
Series: Reality Reality TV
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 13735 Read Count: 40107 ePub Downloads: 7
[Report This] Published: February 03, 2008 Updated: April 11, 2008
Summary: Past Featured StoryMEMBER'S CHOICE - Katy and Jim are still dating during Jim’s “Email Surveillance” BBQ. When Pam sees them together it lights a fire under her.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related, Present
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Katy, Pam, Pam/Roy
Genres: Angst, Drunk Pam/Jim, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 14 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 18424 Read Count: 132843 ePub Downloads: 40
[Report This] Published: March 11, 2008 Updated: March 21, 2008
Summary: Jim has a way with words, and Pam likes it. Five sweet things he says to her that make her fall in love.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 19056 Read Count: 23753 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: February 05, 2008 Updated: March 19, 2008
Summary: Past Featured StoryWhat if Roy was lying when he said he'd never cheated on Pam?  What if Pam was always a little less healthy than she let on?  What if everything, everywhere, is only meant to fall apart?
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim, Jim/Other, Jim/Pam, Pam, Pam/Roy
Genres: Angst, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 31793 Read Count: 73222 ePub Downloads: 31
[Report This] Published: February 16, 2008 Updated: March 18, 2008
Summary:

What would have happened if Jim had been a little later getting back to the office?


Categories: Episode Related, Alternate Universe
Characters: David Wallace, Dwight, Ensemble, Jim, Jim/Pam, Karen, Pam, Roy
Genres: Angst, Romance, Hurt/Comfort, Steamy, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content, Other Adult Theme, Violence/Injury
Challenges: Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 15236 Read Count: 48583 ePub Downloads: 12
[Report This] Published: July 10, 2007 Updated: January 29, 2008
Earlier... by Shassafrass Rated: MA [Reviews - 84] 36
Summary: Past Featured StoryWhat if Jim had finally been stretched to the breaking point before Casino Night?
Categories: Past, Alternate Universe
Characters: None
Genres: Angst, Inner Monologue, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Dubious Consent, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7281 Read Count: 49185 ePub Downloads: 5
[Report This] Published: November 03, 2007 Updated: November 17, 2007
Summary: Past Featured Story

MEMBER'S CHOICE TOP NOMINEE - Jim and Pam must interact in network sponsored live chats to promote their documentary. Angst (and maybe some smut) ensue.

Story now complete.

 


Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Karen, Jim/Pam, Pam/Other
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: Reality Reality TV
Chapters: 23 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 51174 Read Count: 147874 ePub Downloads: 49
[Report This] Published: October 11, 2007 Updated: November 16, 2007
Summary: Past Featured StoryChristmas time at Dunder-Mifflin means two things. Romance, and celebrating African-American heritage. A script-based take on the Season 4 Christmas episode.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Other, Future
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Holiday, Humor, Romance
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: The Office Scripts
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 11706 Read Count: 18760 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: October 26, 2007 Updated: November 13, 2007
Summary:

Typical slow days at the office with the Ladies of Dunder Mifflin.


Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Angela, Karen, Kelly, Meredith, Pam, Phyllis
Genres: Humor, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 84 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 109602 Read Count: 338557 ePub Downloads: 39
[Report This] Published: February 04, 2007 Updated: October 22, 2007
Summary: Past Featured StoryWhat if Pam had gone along with Michael and Dwight to the convention? Was she ready to see Jim? Was Jim ready to face Pam?
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past, Episode Related, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Travel
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: Reality Reality TV
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 29494 Read Count: 130816 ePub Downloads: 35
[Report This] Published: September 04, 2007 Updated: September 29, 2007
Summary: Past Featured StoryPost-"Gay Witch Hunt"; Pam's growing up and realizing that if you want something, sometimes you have to fight for it.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 31 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 128465 Read Count: 418589 ePub Downloads: 127
[Report This] Published: September 23, 2006 Updated: September 23, 2007
A Glimpse by Smurfette729 Rated: K+ [Reviews - 110] 34
Summary: Past Featured StoryPam gets a taste of what her life could be like. AU
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam, Pam/Roy
Genres: Dream/Fantasy, Married
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 11596 Read Count: 55253 ePub Downloads: 6
[Report This] Published: June 12, 2007 Updated: September 21, 2007
Summary: Past Featured StoryDinner, and what happened later. Post-Season 3.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jan, Jim/Pam, Kelly, Michael
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8226 Read Count: 56274 ePub Downloads: 7
[Report This] Published: August 06, 2007 Updated: August 26, 2007
Summary: Past Featured Story

How Jim became a 28-year-old virgin.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Humor, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 11710 Read Count: 22849 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: August 02, 2007 Updated: August 18, 2007
Summary: Past Featured Story

He ate Frosted Cheerios and watched ESPN highlights in the living room while she sipped her tea silently in the kitchen, contemplating the ways she could tell him she was leaving.

A Pam POV fic, with vague spoilers through season 2, I suppose.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam, Mark, Roy
Genres: Romance, Weekend, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 6647 Read Count: 14530 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: July 08, 2007 Updated: August 02, 2007
Summary: Past Featured Story

Three years have passed since Pam left Scranton for New York, and Jim is still very much on her mind.  Will a work-related trip to Rome, Italy be the catalyst that reunites Pam with Jim once and for all? 


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam, Karen
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Humor, Inner Monologue, Romance, Travel
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 22531 Read Count: 68992 ePub Downloads: 12
[Report This] Published: May 27, 2007 Updated: July 02, 2007
Comments: Such a great setup!
Summary: Past Featured StoryYup, it’s a post-Cocktails fic! With a bit of a twist. Karen does a bad thing, and Jim is about to suffer the consequences…
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Jan, Jim/Pam, Karen, Michael, Roy
Genres: Weekend
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 31515 Read Count: 137884 ePub Downloads: 43
[Report This] Published: February 27, 2007 Updated: April 16, 2007