Penname: elliehalpert Real name: Ellie
Member Since: August 07, 2008

Bio:
I am really, really insane. That's basically everything essential about me.

My life revolves around Jim Halpert. Or John Krasinski. Both, really, make me die a little. (Note: if I ever comment that your story 'makes me die' that is a huge compliment. Huge.)

Even though I don't really know any of you, I think you're amazing and adore every single one of you.


Thank you and good night. Or morning. Or afternoon. Really, it depends, you know?
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Favorite Stories
Summary: "He flipped onto his back, wondering if there was a worse scenario than Pam coming on to him, drunk and fresh from an argument with her fiancée." Takes place between Email Surveillance and Christmas Party. Rated: M

Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Drunk Pam/Jim
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2431 Read Count: 3586 ePub Downloads: 5
[Report This] Published: April 09, 2009 Updated: April 09, 2009
Summary: Past Featured Story


NOW COMPLETE!!!

"Jim, why don't you tell Pam how you really feel?" 

 Jim and Pam deal with the stuff that comes with being on a hit show...talk shows, radio call-ins, and press junkets. They say there's no such thing as bad publicity, but is that really the case? Watch as Jim and Pam deal with being in the public eye and under the thumb of manipulative network producers. The story is told through interviews, transcripts, web pages and photos.


Categories: Alternate Universe, Jim and Pam, Past
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, In Stamford, Inner Monologue, Romance, Travel
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: Reality Reality TV
Chapters: 21 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 54070 Read Count: 70547 ePub Downloads: 32
[Report This] Published: April 17, 2008 Updated: March 15, 2009
Visibility by callisto Rated: M [Reviews - 42] 65
Summary: Past Featured StoryAll her life, Pam's felt invisible. That's all about to change. An AU take on Beach Games.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past, Episode Related, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim, Jim/Karen, Jim/Pam, Karen, Michael, Pam, Toby
Genres: Angst, Oneshot, Romance, Steamy, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8157 Read Count: 9648 ePub Downloads: 8
[Report This] Published: February 28, 2009 Updated: February 28, 2009
Summary: Post 'The Dundies' Jim is wallowing only to be interrupted.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past, Episode Related, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1813 Read Count: 5975 ePub Downloads: 5
[Report This] Published: January 16, 2009 Updated: January 16, 2009
Summary: Takes place during The Job. My take on what happened in between Jim's interview and his dinner with Pam.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Fluff
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7700 Read Count: 3883 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: October 31, 2008 Updated: October 31, 2008
Puzzled by Azlin Rated: K+ [Reviews - 21] 18
Summary: Jim's attempt to piece his life back together after losing everything.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Andy, Angela, Dwight, Dwight/Angela, Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Angst, Married, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4720 Read Count: 4029 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: October 19, 2008 Updated: October 19, 2008
tuesday by bebitched Rated: K+ [Reviews - 21] 12
Summary:

“Are you awake?” 

A Tuesday morning someday in the future.

I have only have one warning about this fic: not everything is how it first appears.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Angst, Married, Oneshot
Warnings: Major Character Death, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 848 Read Count: 3500 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: June 14, 2008 Updated: June 14, 2008
Vox by sophia_helix Rated: MA [Reviews - 15] 38
Summary: Past Featured StoryMEMBER'S CHOICE - "She didn't analyze it. Not talking to him had been weird and hard and lonely; talking to him made her happy."
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Karen, Pam
Genres: Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 9822 Read Count: 13433 ePub Downloads: 4
[Report This] Published: November 25, 2007 Updated: November 25, 2007
Summary: Past Featured Story

MEMBER'S CHOICE TOP NOMINEE - Jim and Pam must interact in network sponsored live chats to promote their documentary. Angst (and maybe some smut) ensue.

Story now complete.

 


Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Karen, Jim/Pam, Pam/Other
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: Reality Reality TV
Chapters: 23 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 51174 Read Count: 147824 ePub Downloads: 48
[Report This] Published: October 11, 2007 Updated: November 16, 2007
Summary: Past Featured Storytheir flaws might just doom them.

(first bits are Jim reflecting on some sadness. it will eventually lead to 'first date' business.. and smut)
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Steamy
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 11067 Read Count: 72648 ePub Downloads: 6
[Report This] Published: August 09, 2007 Updated: August 31, 2007
Summary: Past Featured Story

But he's Jim. And he looks at her and she feels that way she can never quite define. Post The Job.

[Originally posted on LJ]


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam, Karen, Mark, Michael
Genres: Angst, Oneshot
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 9045 Read Count: 6101 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: July 28, 2007 Updated: July 28, 2007
Summary: Past Featured Story

“I need someplace to stay.” She said this so softly he had to strain to hear her in the stillness of the evening, leaning toward her slightly.  Something inside of him suddenly wanted to protect her.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Angst, Inner Monologue, Romance
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 33558 Read Count: 126475 ePub Downloads: 51
[Report This] Published: June 14, 2007 Updated: July 24, 2007
Summary: Past Featured StoryPam's discovered the world of internet chat rooms. Jim can't resist the chance to be near her in cyberspace. Spoilers up to Cocktails.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Humor, Romance
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 18 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 84660 Read Count: 288987 ePub Downloads: 114
[Report This] Published: March 04, 2007 Updated: May 22, 2007
Summary: Past Featured StoryPam POV poem in couplets. Thinking back over events from the Booze Cruise to Casino Night.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim, Pam
Genres: Angst, Poetry
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 356 Read Count: 2547 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: February 02, 2007 Updated: February 02, 2007
After by collardgreens Rated: MA [Reviews - 3] 6
Summary: What takes place after Jim leaves Pam after Casino Night.

Categories: Jim and Pam, Past, Episode Related
Characters: Jim
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1970 Read Count: 8028 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: January 08, 2007 Updated: January 08, 2007
Blossom by Soragirl Rated: K [Reviews - 9] 8
Summary: Past Featured Story"And after an end like that, where even friendship was obliterated, all he could possibly do to stop hurting was to hide from it, run from it, and never let it touch him." Jam. Four years later.



Categories: Future, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5156 Read Count: 5194 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: July 24, 2006 Updated: July 24, 2006