Penname: Dernhelm Real name: Tonya
Member Since: November 07, 2019

Bio:

Three little facts about me:

1) I'm a work-from-home mom from Kyiv, Ukraine.  

2) I'm super late to the party, but  I do my best to turn my excitement with the show into the content (hopefully, qualitative). 

3) I care about Pam Beesly more than about any other fictional character in all the existent fandoms.  


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Favorite Stories
Summary: Past Featured Story

Written in response to the Evening Coming (aka the Scarf) challenge. Not usually one for prompts, but this one got me thinking.


Categories: Present, Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: Angst, Inner Monologue, Oneshot, Romance, Workdays
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Challenges: Evening Coming
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1499 Read Count: 7973 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: February 03, 2007 Updated: February 03, 2007
Ridiculous by Peskipiksi Rated: T [Reviews - 19] 19
Summary:

Pam's got cold feet.  Literally.  Fluffiness ensues.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2390 Read Count: 4145 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: January 28, 2007 Updated: January 28, 2007
Summary: Past Featured StoryJim receives a gift the day after Christmas. And then another one the next day. And again for the 10 days after. Is it a joke, or has his True Love come forward?
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Holiday, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 66510 Read Count: 94118 ePub Downloads: 38
[Report This] Published: December 25, 2006 Updated: January 20, 2007
Summary: Pam gets a sneak preview of the documentary.  Written pre-Casino Night.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3678 Read Count: 3474 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: January 20, 2007 Updated: January 20, 2007
A New Life by Peskipiksi Rated: T [Reviews - 7] 12
Summary: Pam doesn't show up for work on Monday, and Jim is left to wonder.  Written post-The Secret and pre-Casino Night.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Michael
Genres: Fluff, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3327 Read Count: 4954 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: January 17, 2007 Updated: January 17, 2007
Faking It by nomadshan Rated: MA [Reviews - 86] 79
Summary: Past Featured Story

Pam's been faking it. Roy asks Jim how to fix it.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim, Pam, Roy
Genres: Angst, Drunk Pam/Jim, Holiday, Humor, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3125 Read Count: 36497 ePub Downloads: 6
[Report This] Published: August 25, 2006 Updated: January 08, 2007
Summary: Karen and Pam decide to throw a party and Jim hopes that by New Year's he'll have some things resolved. Spoilers through Benihana Christmas.
Categories: Present, Jim and Pam
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam, Karen
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Holiday, Humor, Inner Monologue, Romance, Steamy, Weekend, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 16 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 14688 Read Count: 70366 ePub Downloads: 11
[Report This] Published: December 24, 2006 Updated: January 01, 2007
Summary: New Year's Eve at Andy Bernard's house. A handful of Dunder Mifflinites are invited, Pam and Jim included. Karen who?

Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Drunk Pam/Jim, Holiday, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4680 Read Count: 20409 ePub Downloads: 9
[Report This] Published: November 29, 2006 Updated: November 29, 2006
Randomness by Geinnob Rated: T [Reviews - 66] 59
Summary: Past Featured StorySeries of drabbles on random subjects
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Past, Future, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Drabble, Fluff, Romance
Warnings: Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 4025 Read Count: 16450 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: August 30, 2006 Updated: November 15, 2006
That Girl by time4moxie Rated: T [Reviews - 19] 20
Summary: What happened after drunk!Jim got into Karen's car?
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Jim, Karen
Genres: Angst, Drunk Pam/Jim, Fluff, In Stamford
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2896 Read Count: 3329 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: November 05, 2006 Updated: November 05, 2006
Summary: Past Featured Story

Five moments from the time Jim returned to Scranton, that taken one after another, lead Jim to finally believe in second chances.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Holiday, Romance
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4664 Read Count: 21289 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: October 27, 2006 Updated: October 27, 2006
Still Breathing by girl7 Rated: M [Reviews - 48] 34
Summary: Past Featured Story

Okay, this is post Stamford (sort of) and is a little AU, given that we now know Jim and Pam have talked a little.  It's a bit angsty, but I swear, I was absolutely seized by the urge to write this!  It's based a little on some of the comments I read on Live Journal yesterday re: Jim as "a man with needs."  Heh. That makes this sound as if it's going to be a pile of smut, and it's not.  It'll just be a slightly different Jim - totally drunk!Jim. 

Jonathan makes an appearance as well. 

And for those of you who are concerned - remember, my fics always end with a happy Jim/Pam.  :o)  This one probably won't be as long as the others have been; I'm thinking it'll maybe be a two-parter.

Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: None
Genres: Angst, Drunk Pam/Jim, In Stamford, Inner Monologue, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 16284 Read Count: 25297 ePub Downloads: 14
[Report This] Published: October 20, 2006 Updated: October 24, 2006
Summary: Jim's back in Scranton, but it looks like Pam's found a new man of her own.....

Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2285 Read Count: 4020 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: October 19, 2006 Updated: October 19, 2006
Summary: Jim's back in Scranton, but he and Pam are worlds apart. What do you do when you can't seem to talk to each other anymore?
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3463 Read Count: 6925 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 18, 2006 Updated: October 18, 2006
Salesman by time4moxie Rated: K [Reviews - 19] 17
Summary: Jim goes shopping and discovered that sometimes a snack food is more than a snack food.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Jim
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1025 Read Count: 2831 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 17, 2006 Updated: October 17, 2006
Summary: Past Featured StoryRyan finds an assortment of junk in Jim's desk. He lets Pam decide what to do with it.

Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 857 Read Count: 2634 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 17, 2006 Updated: October 17, 2006
Summary: Past Featured StoryAn Office-based parody of The Princess Bride.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Dream/Fantasy, Drunk Pam/Jim, Fluff, Humor, In Stamford, Parody, Romance
Warnings: Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 11456 Read Count: 28075 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: September 27, 2006 Updated: October 14, 2006
Time and Space by kieyra Rated: MA [Reviews - 25] 37
Summary: Past Featured StoryA bridge between Casino Night and GWH, with some projection beyond. :) Author does not read spoilers or watch previews. Chapter 1 "M" for language; chapter 2 "MA".
Categories: Present, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam, Roy
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8979 Read Count: 11523 ePub Downloads: 4
[Report This] Published: September 25, 2006 Updated: September 25, 2006
Summary: Jim needs a ride; he's feeling drunk and honest.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past
Characters: Jim, Pam
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1826 Read Count: 3103 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 20, 2006 Updated: September 20, 2006
Summary:

It's the hottest June on record and desperate times call for desperate measures. 

I don't know exactly where to place this story.  It's June - but Pam definitely isn't married and Jim hasn't said anything.  So maybe June of Season 1?  Just work w/me people. :)


Categories: Other, Past
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4746 Read Count: 6695 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: August 13, 2006 Updated: September 05, 2006
Summary: Past Featured StoryJim and Pam are a couple. He asks a question. She contemplates.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 425 Read Count: 15866 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 03, 2006 Updated: September 03, 2006
Summary: An underwater lesson.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Romance
Warnings: None
Series: Lessons
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 911 Read Count: 4435 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 03, 2006 Updated: September 03, 2006
Summary: Past Featured StoryJim, Pam, manicure.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam, Todd Packer
Genres: Angst, Fluff
Warnings: Adult language
Series: Lessons
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1620 Read Count: 4653 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: August 29, 2006 Updated: August 29, 2006
One on One by nomadshan Rated: T [Reviews - 37] 41
Summary: Past Featured StoryJim teaches Pam the finer points of basketball. She's a quick study.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Challenges: Jim In Charge
Series: Lessons
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2482 Read Count: 7510 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: August 24, 2006 Updated: August 24, 2006
Summary: Past Featured Story

Jim's thoughts...pre-Casino Night.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Past
Characters: None
Genres: Angst, Inner Monologue, Oneshot
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2204 Read Count: 8766 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: August 15, 2006 Updated: August 15, 2006