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Summary: “Karen, I don’t even have his phone number. It’s been four years since we last saw each other. When we broke up.” Pam emphasizes this last part as if Karen needs the reminder of her best friend’s personal history. “It’s not like… Look, I’m not going to fall in love with him again.”  
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam
Genres: Drama, Fluff, Humor, Inner Monologue, Romance, Travel, Weekend, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 111518 Read Count: 28132 ePub Downloads: 31
[Report This] Published: November 09, 2018 Updated: July 30, 2023
Summary: "If I thought that Pam was interested..."

What would happen if Pam's courage from Beach Games sprouted a little bit earlier? Say... at Phyllis' wedding?

Jim/Pam, circa Season 3.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: David Wallace, Dwight, Jim, Jim/Karen, Jim/Pam, Karen, Michael, Michael/Jan, Pam, Pam/Roy, Roy
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 14 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 31082 Read Count: 59904 ePub Downloads: 63
[Report This] Published: March 08, 2010 Updated: January 02, 2019
Practical Magic by Coley Rated: MA [Reviews - 23] 61
Summary: Past Featured Story

Pam wants to dress up for Halloween. Jim doesn't. What else is she supposed to do? 

Submitted for the 2018 Halloween Contest! 

halloween readers choice

halloween dundies


Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Dwight/Angela, Ensemble, Jim/Pam, Mark, Michael, Mose, Phyllis/Bob Vance, Ryan/Kelly, Stanley
Genres: Fluff, Holiday, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Challenges: Halloween Writing Contest 2018
Series: Halloween Writing Contest 2018
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 26866 Read Count: 15643 ePub Downloads: 24
[Report This] Published: October 25, 2018 Updated: October 31, 2018
Fault Lines by Deedldee Rated: MA [Reviews - 132] 60
Summary: When the world cracks opened and the earth quakes, how do they survive?
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Cece Halpert, Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Drama, Married, Romance, Steamy, Weekend, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 16 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 52854 Read Count: 33795 ePub Downloads: 25
[Report This] Published: May 11, 2011 Updated: August 09, 2011
Summary: The early moments of Jim and Pam's relationship. Begins immediately after "The Job" and continues throughout the summer between Season 3 and Season 4. General spoilers through Season 3.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Ensemble, Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Angst, Drama, Fluff, Romance, Steamy, Weekend, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 14 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 40932 Read Count: 66381 ePub Downloads: 15
[Report This] Published: March 13, 2011 Updated: July 27, 2011
Comments: My favorite post The Job story so far. Not finished unfortunately but still good 
Summary: He didn’t like hypothetical questions. But the question, once posed, wouldn’t leave him alone. Phyllis's Wedding AU.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past, Episode Related, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim, Karen, Kelly, Pam, Ryan
Genres: Angst, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4276 Read Count: 4847 ePub Downloads: 6
[Report This] Published: September 08, 2010 Updated: September 08, 2010
Summary: Nothing, really, just a small collection of things. Not really a story or anything. Seriously, why am I always writing about them doing this?
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Steamy
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1480 Read Count: 1960 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: August 06, 2010 Updated: August 06, 2010
Summary:

Yet another post-The Job story, covering the week after the first date, and some fallout.

All finished now!  Thanks for reading.  


Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Romance
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 11345 Read Count: 31382 ePub Downloads: 9
[Report This] Published: June 03, 2009 Updated: June 11, 2009
Summary: He seems almost cautious, dreadful, as he opens his eyes. Like he still thinks I'm a figment of imagination, or an apparition. At this point I'm not sure I'm not. I feel pretty translucent.
Pam needs to talk to her best friend after her world is blown apart.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Mark, Pam
Genres: Angst, Romance
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2207 Read Count: 8836 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: April 13, 2009 Updated: May 05, 2009
Summary: Past Featured StoryJim, Pam, and a series of bedroom conversations.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Inner Monologue, Romance
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 11819 Read Count: 36779 ePub Downloads: 5
[Report This] Published: June 16, 2008 Updated: July 16, 2008
Summary: Past Featured Story

She couldn't be sure exactly when he ceased to exist, but the first day she suspected something was the day after she canceled her wedding.

 


Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Dream/Fantasy, Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 11 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 10705 Read Count: 46706 ePub Downloads: 10
[Report This] Published: March 04, 2008 Updated: March 21, 2008
Comments: I read this stoned and it was amazing 
Summary: Past Featured StoryThis is the last of my "near miss" rewrites for season three episodes. This one is based on "The Negotiation" and also a Pam talking head from "Michael's Birthday". It's also more angsty than the others.

Many thanks to GodInThisChilis and to Beeswax for their amazing advice and encouragement. Thanks also to all who have read my stories.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related, Alternate Universe
Characters: None
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 12596 Read Count: 52273 ePub Downloads: 14
[Report This] Published: December 17, 2007 Updated: December 20, 2007
Fireworks by Sharipep Rated: MA [Reviews - 18] 14
Summary: Its the Fourth of July and they want to spend it together. Alone. Post The Job. These characters are not not not not mine. Jam Sex to follow. That's What she Said.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: None
Genres: Drunk Pam/Jim, Fluff, Holiday, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8803 Read Count: 18197 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: August 17, 2007 Updated: August 31, 2007
Summary: You know, this would not happen if we had a union. A season two a/u.

Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Angela, Creed, Darryl, Dwight, Ensemble, Jan, Jim, Jim/Pam, Kelly, Kevin, Meredith, Michael, Oscar, Pam, Pam/Roy, Phyllis, Roy, Ryan, Stanley
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 11941 Read Count: 33083 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: June 10, 2007 Updated: June 20, 2007
Comments: The most organic and believable early AU of jim and pam getting together I have ever read 
That Night by Colette Rated: M [Reviews - 57] 31
Summary: Past Featured StoryBefore, during, after (peas, waffles.) Post-Cocktails...but no fighting.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: None
Genres: Angst, Oneshot, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3232 Read Count: 13908 ePub Downloads: 7
[Report This] Published: March 14, 2007 Updated: March 14, 2007
Okay by Colette Rated: M [Reviews - 34] 33
Summary: Past Featured StoryInspired by the premiere’s melancholy whiff o’Jam. Except with a happy ending, because…I felt like it. Contains a possible SPOILER – nothing you wouldn’t know unless you’ve avoided even those tiny tidbits in the mass media. Just saying, to be fair.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Future, Alternate Universe
Characters: None
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3082 Read Count: 6469 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: September 29, 2006 Updated: September 29, 2006