Penname: Jordon Real name: Jordon
Member Since: May 24, 2007

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Charcoal and Watercolors by I Know This Much Is True Rated: T [Reviews - 229] 62
Summary: Past Featured Story

MEMBER'S CHOICE - An alternate universe where Pam and Roy had a wedding, Pam goes to art school in New York, Dwight owns a restaurant and Jim works for a job in advertising that he likes a lot more and gets a lot more money at.
Basically? Dunder Mifflin never exists. And everyone meets under different circumstances.

The characters are pretty much the same -- personality-wise -- they just have different roles and work different jobs.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Angela, Creed, Dwight, Jim, Jim/Pam, Karen, Kelly, Michael, Pam, Roy, Ryan
Genres: Angst, Drunk Pam/Jim, Fluff, Holiday, Romance, Hurt/Comfort, Travel, Weekend
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 28 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 67523 Read Count: 167796 ePub Downloads: 22
[Report This] Published: June 01, 2007 Updated: June 15, 2007
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Date: June 07, 2007 Title: Chapter 14: Changes in the Weather: Heat Wave

explicit works for me

 :<

Reviewer: Jordon Signed
Date: June 14, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Waking Up and Starting Over: Nine Years

I really, really like this story. It's a testament to how interesting the characters are and your writing skills, since this is basically a completely different universe, aside from the names and basic personalities. Awesome story, can't wait for the next chapter. 

Pas de Deux by vodka_rebellion Rated: T [Reviews - 35] 11
Summary:

Fate is a tricky thing. 

WWII based AU. 


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Past
Characters: Jim/Pam, Other
Genres: Childhood, Romance, Travel
Warnings: Adult language, No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 10039 Read Count: 8103 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: June 05, 2007 Updated: February 19, 2008
Reviewer: Jordon Signed
Date: June 05, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: His Eyes

Umm yeah... I can't freaking wait for the next chapter to this. This was really, really good. 

Four Girls who Made Jim Halpert Feel Like an Idiot (and One Who Didn't) by Maybe Once Rated: M [Reviews - 54] 22
Summary: Past Featured StoryThe Ladies Love Cool James.  
Categories: Past, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim, Jim/Karen, Jim/Other, Jim/Pam
Genres: Childhood, Fluff
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3317 Read Count: 17086 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: June 07, 2007 Updated: June 07, 2007
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Date: June 07, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: Karen, 2006-2007

"and she expected him to know that he was supposed to taste that little sip that the waiter poured in the glass and not look at him and say “I’d like a full glass, please.” 

 

Oh my god. I laughed so hard at that line, AND NOT BECAUSE I HAVE SEEN IT HAPPEN. I swear. Ok, I have.  

Live Better, Work Union by kyrafic Rated: K+ [Reviews - 107] 40
Summary: You know, this would not happen if we had a union. A season two a/u.

Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Angela, Creed, Darryl, Dwight, Ensemble, Jan, Jim, Jim/Pam, Kelly, Kevin, Meredith, Michael, Oscar, Pam, Pam/Roy, Phyllis, Roy, Ryan, Stanley
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 11941 Read Count: 32880 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: June 10, 2007 Updated: June 20, 2007
Reviewer: Jordon Signed
Date: June 18, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I just read this entire thing on lunch break, and wasn't paying attention to the chapters... then I search for NEXT and THERE IS NO NEXT!

 Umm yeah, this story is wonderful and sad and funny and touching, which is pretty much the norm for the Warning Labels authors - can't wait for the next chapter. 

A Glimpse by Smurfette729 Rated: K+ [Reviews - 110] 34
Summary: Past Featured StoryPam gets a taste of what her life could be like. AU
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam, Pam/Roy
Genres: Dream/Fantasy, Married
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 11596 Read Count: 55117 ePub Downloads: 6
[Report This] Published: June 12, 2007 Updated: September 21, 2007
Reviewer: Jordon Signed
Date: July 04, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Sigh. I love this story so much. I've never seen the movie that it's based on, so I have no idea what's going to happen next. Please keep it up, I MUST KNOW WHAT HAPPENS NEXT.


Author's Response: Thanks for reading and reviewing!

For what I am when I am with you... by Stablergirl Rated: M [Reviews - 253] 108
Summary: Past Featured Story

“I need someplace to stay.” She said this so softly he had to strain to hear her in the stillness of the evening, leaning toward her slightly.  Something inside of him suddenly wanted to protect her.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Angst, Inner Monologue, Romance
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 33558 Read Count: 126457 ePub Downloads: 51
[Report This] Published: June 14, 2007 Updated: July 24, 2007
Reviewer: Jordon Signed
Date: July 24, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Burn and beat

Man. The part with the sexin'... my brain asploded. And the rest was just perfectly sweet. Great story. too bad it has to end. 

Author's Response:

lol sorry to splode your brain.  and thanks.

Reviewer: Jordon Signed 10
Date: July 16, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Burn and beat

Goddamn. That was awesome.



Author's Response:

thanks!

Jim Goes on 5 First Dates by FancyNewBeesly Rated: T [Reviews - 5]
Summary:

Self-explanatory....Begins with his first lunch out with Pam (a follow-up to my first ever fic, "Pam's First Day at Dunder-Mifflin"), ends with his and Pam's first REAL date. Hopefully, by the time the last chapter is written, the frenzy of JAM first date stories will have died down, and mine won't be too redundant.

No spoilers in chapter 1.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Past, Episode Related
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Karen, Jim/Pam, Katy
Genres: Angst, Humor, Romance, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 4031 Read Count: 2447 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: June 17, 2007 Updated: June 17, 2007
Reviewer: Jordon Signed
Date: June 17, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

This was really, really good - I'm looking forward to the chapter on Katy. 

Author's Response: Thanks a lot!

Miss Beesly If You're Nasty by beruco, sherlockelly Rated: MA [Reviews - 68] 34
Summary: Pam is Jim's houseguest for a few days. Smut ensues.

Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Dream/Fantasy, Steamy, Weekend
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 12154 Read Count: 55721 ePub Downloads: 8
[Report This] Published: June 18, 2007 Updated: June 24, 2007
Reviewer: Jordon Signed
Date: June 18, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Con el Dedo (beruco)

I posted the same thing at livejournal, but in case you don't read the comments there - THIS STORY IS AWESOME. I love how you keep them in character, instead of simply changing the names to be Jim and Pam in a Penthouse Forum letter or something. 

 As far as the whole anal sex thing goes, I'm not into it in real life, but that's probably because of listening to Dr. Drew warn about rectal prolapse on Loveline since I was a freshman in high school. I don't care though, the story is hot, funny, and... yeah, hot. Please keep it going, both of you. 



Author's Response: OMG! *snorts* P.S. I'm a little leary of butthole pleasures myself. Pam isn't though. She's super-sex-goddess.

Reviewer: Jordon Signed
Date: June 20, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Con el Dedo (beruco)

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NEW CHAPTER.

Test by ExtremelyGruntled Rated: M [Reviews - 38] 16
Summary:

This is somewhat of a departure from my last few fluffy stories. This one will be kind of dark, so be warned.

Post- The Job. Jim and Pam's new relationship is tested.

Update - finished! Sorry it took so long.


Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam, Karen
Genres: Angst, Drunk Pam/Jim
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7409 Read Count: 19337 ePub Downloads: 4
[Report This] Published: June 24, 2007 Updated: August 06, 2007
Reviewer: Jordon Signed
Date: June 29, 2007 Title: Chapter 5: News

All that went through my head at the end of this was the dramatic DUN DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNN!!!! Interesting take on this, I like it. 

Computers and Crayons by I Know This Much Is True Rated: T [Reviews - 128] 29
Summary:

I decided to write a sequel to Charcoal & Watercolors !!!!

The story picks up right about where Charcoal & Watercolors left off -- Jim and Pam's wedding. Then goes from there into their future. Jim still works at the advertising company and Pam works (exclusively) at a publishing company where she is an illustrator of children's stories.

I added a few more characters ;) and am planning on keeping almost all of the characters from the previous story.

Enjoy!!


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Future, Alternate Universe
Characters: Andy, Angela, Dwight, Jim/Pam, Karen, Kelly, Michael, Phyllis, Ryan
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Holiday, Married, Romance, Hurt/Comfort, Travel, Weekend, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 28 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 68589 Read Count: 111917 ePub Downloads: 8
[Report This] Published: June 29, 2007 Updated: September 21, 2007
Reviewer: Jordon Signed
Date: June 29, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Cherry Hill

I haven't even read this yet, but I LOVED Charcoal and Watercolors, so I'm super excited.


Author's Response: Wow! Well, I hope when you do read it that you like it! :D

Reviewer: Jordon Signed
Date: July 04, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: Intuition

Wow.

I got chills!

Can't wait for the next chapter. 

Reviewer: Jordon Signed 10
Date: July 12, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Cherry Hill

yessssssssssssssssssss! GO JIM!

I loved the ending with Jim and Karen, awesome stuff. 



Author's Response: Thank you! On all accounts! :) I'm glad you enjoyed it!

Reviewer: Jordon Signed 10
Date: July 16, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Cherry Hill

Yay for Pam! I love Phyllis and Andy in this AU too.

Author's Response: I love Phyllis and Andy too! :) Andy is particularly fun to write because he's so...nuts. (Plus, it's always fun to go look up lyrics to really, really bad songs and write them into the story)

Reviewer: Jordon Signed
Date: August 21, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Cherry Hill

Awwwwwww.

First words!

I'm off to go re-read Charcoal and Watercolors, this update was great.



Author's Response:

Hee! :) Wouldn't be a JAM child story without first words, would it? 

I hope that you enjoy the re-read of C&W...I should go re-read that story myself at some point, I haven't done it in a while. :) 

Reviewer: Jordon Signed 10
Date: August 24, 2007 Title: Chapter 26: A Company's Suspicions

Queue orchestral "DUN DUN DUNNNNNN!!!" and then some thunder and lightning.

Why do I have a bad feeling that Karen is somehow behind this?



Author's Response:

Haha, I should have been ambitious and looked for sound bytes of thunder and lightning as well. :)

Why do you have a bad feeling that Karen is behind this??? Well...I did say at some point that she was going to get her comeuppance... 

Jim and Pam, All or Nothing by manalouise Rated: MA [Reviews - 6] 4
Summary: Jim and Pam are secretly dating; very smutty!

Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Humor, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3981 Read Count: 8231 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: July 12, 2007 Updated: July 12, 2007
Reviewer: Jordon Signed
Date: July 12, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Glad you posted this here too, I recc'ed it at TWOP earlier. Awesome stuff, hope you write more!

The Inequalities of Memory by questionforyou Rated: T [Reviews - 61] 16
Summary: Past Featured Story

What if Jim and Pam erased all memories of each other? Would they be able to start again? How would Roy and Karen react? Set post-Season Two and loosely based off ideas from the film "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind."


Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: Adult language, Dubious Consent
Series: The Inequalities of Memory
Chapters: 11 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 36120 Read Count: 34223 ePub Downloads: 5
[Report This] Published: July 13, 2007 Updated: August 19, 2007
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Date: July 30, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1: Erasure

AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! There's no [Next] button on Chapter 6! Someone alert the admins, or my day will be RUINED. 

Seriously though, this is wonderful. 

Reviewer: Jordon Signed 10
Date: August 02, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1: Erasure

Wow, that was teriffic. I had chills when Jim started having his flashback/memories at the end, it was really that good.

If the movie is as good as this story, then I'll have to go buy it.  



Author's Response: Thank you! The movie is great - you can actually visually see the memories as they're being deleted, which is something I wish I could do in this series. But I'd definitely recommend it. Kate Winslet is great and Jim Carrey is surprisingly very good in a more serious role. 

Two Steps Closer to the Level I Imagined by beruco Rated: MA [Reviews - 37] 27
Summary:

Jim is worried that Pam can't get no satisfaction.

Smut.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Inner Monologue, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5248 Read Count: 20132 ePub Downloads: 5
[Report This] Published: July 15, 2007 Updated: July 19, 2007
Reviewer: Jordon Signed 10
Date: July 19, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: One Hand and My Pocket

Wooooooooooooooooooooooooow.

Wow. 

Yeah. 

Reviewer: Jordon Signed 10
Date: July 15, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: One Hand and My Pocket

Man, that's rough for Jim. Poor guy. But as always, I love your writing.

Author's Response: Awh. Thanks. :)

The Devil (and Angel) in Pam Beesly by dundiefromgod Rated: M [Reviews - 106] 43
Summary: Pam gets some help with her problems with Jim, from herself. From before "Beach Games" through their 1st Date.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Dream/Fantasy, Humor, Inner Monologue
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 11 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 76608 Read Count: 29393 ePub Downloads: 4
[Report This] Published: July 20, 2007 Updated: March 27, 2008
Reviewer: Jordon Signed
Date: October 15, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Pam's Problem

I was on my way out the door and I see this has an update. NOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Now I know there's an update and can't read it for 8 more hours. /shakesfist 

Oh well, I have something to look forward to tonight. 



Author's Response: That is bad timing, ouch. I hope you've gotten the chance to read it though. Thank you again for your previous review about updating. It took me a long time, but I finally got there. Thank you for the review Jordon.

Reviewer: Jordon Signed 10
Date: September 17, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Pam's Problem

this so needs an update!

/poke



Author's Response: Thank you for your support of this story! I admit, fully, that I update this story much too slowly (usually between 10-14 days between chapters.) It's going to take a bit longer this time, because I've been so busy, and had to feed my fic-addiction through 55 worders. But fear not! Because, unlike "A Game of Global Domination" (which I feel terrible about, by the way)....I am not going to leave this hanging (though I fully intend to return to AGoFD). Anyway, Devil/Pam/Angel and Jim will be going a-dating soon enough.