Summary: Jim is a thoughtful gift-giver, but not this year. Not for her. Rated K+
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past
Characters: Jim, Karen, Pam
Genres: Angst, Drabble, Holiday, Oneshot
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes
Word count: 336 Read Count: 2335 ePub Downloads: 2
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Member Since: June 02, 2007
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[Report This] Published: March 17, 2008 Updated: March 17, 2008
Reviewer: Vampiric Blood Signed 
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Date: March 18, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: and happy winter solstice, too
Author's Response: thank you!
9 Date: March 18, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: and happy winter solstice, too
A perfect little list of things that Jim would've WANTED to give to Pam. The last line is so touching.
Besides, his heart was damaged, banged up, and in no condition to give to anyone else.
Author's Response: thank you!
Summary: 
Imagine Jim’s confession on Casino Night never happened and Pam actually made it down the aisle on June 10th . . . only to say “I don’t”.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam, Pam/Roy
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Inner Monologue, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 20 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 33398 Read Count: 142906 ePub Downloads: 29
Imagine Jim’s confession on Casino Night never happened and Pam actually made it down the aisle on June 10th . . . only to say “I don’t”.Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam, Pam/Roy
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Inner Monologue, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 20 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 33398 Read Count: 142906 ePub Downloads: 29
[Report This] Published: March 24, 2008 Updated: April 18, 2008
Reviewer: Vampiric Blood Signed 10
Date: March 25, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Here Comes the Bride
10 Date: March 25, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Here Comes the Bride
Wendolf, this is just phenomenal writing. I am going over and over it, looking for a quote to pick out as "my favorite." But I just can't. There's nothing I would redact and nothing to be added. It is simply perfect. You have a gift, my friend. A real gift.
Author's Response: Wow. That is such a huge compliment VB. Seriously. I\'m so glad you\'re enjoying it and I truly appreciate your thoughts and comments!
Reviewer: Vampiric Blood Signed 10
Date: March 25, 2008 Title: Chapter 4: Give the Girl a Life Saver
10 Date: March 25, 2008 Title: Chapter 4: Give the Girl a Life Saver
Oh, WEndolf – just stay at your computer and BE UNHEALTHY! You love it, we all know that! And WE all love your stories!! This is just GREAT, GREAT, GREAT.
I love the dialog and the way you are advancing the plot. My favorite moment this chapter?
“Roy. Wanted you. To talk to me? … God, he just has no clue…”
Don't know if I can even keep going on MY story (Cardiac Care). It seems so lame next to writing like this.
Reviewer: Vampiric Blood Signed 10
Date: April 02, 2008 Title: Chapter 12: Open Water
Author's Response: Thanks VB! Don\'t know where I came up with that one . . . sometimes I feel like someone else is writing and I\'m just sort of the conduit. Sometimes I feel very much like I\'m writing (and that\'s usually when it feels like a struggle!). I agree about the brutally part -- think I\'m going to go take another look at that now... Thanks for your review, as always!
10 Date: April 02, 2008 Title: Chapter 12: Open Water
Love the metaphor! How did you ever think of that? It's just perfect for this story.
Only thing I didn't like was the choice of the word "brutally" to describe how it would've been if Jim had said I'm in love with you aloud. Just seemed a little off.
And his penis is talking again! Can't wait to hear Pam's thoughts.
Author's Response: Thanks VB! Don\'t know where I came up with that one . . . sometimes I feel like someone else is writing and I\'m just sort of the conduit. Sometimes I feel very much like I\'m writing (and that\'s usually when it feels like a struggle!). I agree about the brutally part -- think I\'m going to go take another look at that now... Thanks for your review, as always!
Reviewer: Vampiric Blood Signed
Date: March 31, 2008 Title: Chapter 10: Vacation Time
Date: March 31, 2008 Title: Chapter 10: Vacation Time
Now this is certainly an unexpected development! Jim heads Down Under even though Pam is unattached. I like his thought process, though. I don't want him to be a sad little saggy-eyed Bassett Hound either!
Reviewer: Vampiric Blood Signed
Date: March 26, 2008 Title: Chapter 5: Aftershock
Date: March 26, 2008 Title: Chapter 5: Aftershock
I'm officially addicted. Need a fix. Please post the jeans chapter!
Reviewer: Vampiric Blood Signed 10
Date: March 27, 2008 Title: Chapter 6: Honeymoon Suite
10 Date: March 27, 2008 Title: Chapter 6: Honeymoon Suite
Yessss! I had to do something on the home computer before I left for work and I figured, what the hell, I'll check ... AND YOU POSTED ANOTHER CHAPTER! You have made my day!
I like how your Jim is realizing the enormit of what it meant to call off the wedding. I never thought the "real" Jim quite grasped it.
Summary: Money - or How the People Who Bring the Office Documentary to a Television Near You Get Their Salaries. | Five glimpses at people who work behind the scenes on our favourite documentary about a paper company.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Other
Genres: Workdays
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1534 Read Count: 1444 ePub Downloads: 0
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Other
Genres: Workdays
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1534 Read Count: 1444 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: March 29, 2008 Updated: March 29, 2008
Reviewer: Vampiric Blood Signed 9
Date: March 29, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: How They Know He Loves Her
Author's Response: Gladly! :D Thank you for reviewing!
9 Date: March 29, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: How They Know He Loves Her
I really like what you've done here. I like the tension between the film crew's rooting for Pam & Jim vs. their sense of what makes for good ratings.
More please?
Author's Response: Gladly! :D Thank you for reviewing!
Summary: An evening in New York City, two years after they break up. Brought to you by Love and the Stupid Stuff It Makes You Do. Rated: MA
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Other, Jim/Pam, Pam/Other
Genres: Angst, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8056 Read Count: 13895 ePub Downloads: 3
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Other, Jim/Pam, Pam/Other
Genres: Angst, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8056 Read Count: 13895 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: March 30, 2008 Updated: April 03, 2008
Reviewer: Vampiric Blood Signed 10
Date: April 03, 2008 Title: Chapter 3: But then the morning comes, and we turn back into pumpkins, right?
Author's Response: thank you! well the idea was a delicious tension - glad i achieved it! that's a bold choice, vampiric blood... is bold the right word? ;)
10 Date: April 03, 2008 Title: Chapter 3: But then the morning comes, and we turn back into pumpkins, right?
Great, great story!
Well, I'm torn on the epilogue concept. This ending is filled with a delicious tension. At the risk of having tomatoes thrown at me ... I say ... Leave us hanging!
Author's Response: thank you! well the idea was a delicious tension - glad i achieved it! that's a bold choice, vampiric blood... is bold the right word? ;)
Summary:
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Angst, Inner Monologue, Oneshot
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2560 Read Count: 4397 ePub Downloads: 0
Pam disappears one day in August.
Post-S2 AU, if Pam had decided not to stay in Scranton.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Angst, Inner Monologue, Oneshot
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2560 Read Count: 4397 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 06, 2008 Updated: April 06, 2008
Reviewer: Vampiric Blood Signed 9
Date: April 06, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
9 Date: April 06, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Really intriguing premise - and nicely done!
Summary: He goes out, he works, he does not call Pam, even when he's drunk and calls the office, he somehow gets Dwight's extension instead of the main desk, and the following Monday he recieves a very long pamphlet on alcohol abuse, narrated by a green panda.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4059 Read Count: 4372 ePub Downloads: 0
He goes out, he works, he does not call Pam, even when he's drunk and calls the office, he somehow gets Dwight's extension instead of the main desk, and the following Monday he recieves a very long pamphlet on alcohol abuse, narrated by a green panda.Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4059 Read Count: 4372 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 12, 2008 Updated: April 12, 2008
Reviewer: Vampiric Blood Signed 9
Date: April 13, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
9 Date: April 13, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Wow! I just LOVE this. You go so quickly through so much time and your voice in Jim's head is just perfect.
My absolute favorite, laugh-out-loud part was this:
He doesn't want to be posessive, but this is his brain, he's allowed to be posessive in his own damn brain. And in his brain, Pam runs all potential boyfriends through his intense screening process, during which he decapitates all of them. And then Pam goes to sleep and there are fifteen guard dogs and Dwight guarding her door. And he's finally thought of the perfect career for Dwight, so...bonus.
Summary:
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Drabble, Fluff, Romance
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 647 Read Count: 3695 ePub Downloads: 0
It only took me 3 days to finish it (stupid work) but here's a little Post-Dinner Party action. Fluffy and short, just the way I like it.
Obvious spoilers abound. :)
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Drabble, Fluff, Romance
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 647 Read Count: 3695 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: April 13, 2008 Updated: April 13, 2008
Reviewer: Vampiric Blood Signed 10
Date: April 14, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: what i am when i'm with you
10 Date: April 14, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: what i am when i'm with you
Outstandingly cute!!!!
Author's Response:
Thank you, Vampiric!!
Summary: Jim and Pam have a talk (and some other non-verbal communication) about his past.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Fluff, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 5573 Read Count: 15987 ePub Downloads: 3
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Fluff, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 5573 Read Count: 15987 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: April 14, 2008 Updated: April 20, 2008
Reviewer: Vampiric Blood Signed 10
Date: April 14, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
10 Date: April 14, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
As always, Wendolf, you deliver the goods! Looking forward to more!
Author's Response: I\'m a smut peddler. What can I say? Thanks VB. You\'re so nice to read and review!
Reviewer: Vampiric Blood Signed 10
Date: April 15, 2008 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2
10 Date: April 15, 2008 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2
Yes! College sexcapades! Pam fantasies! More! More!
Author's Response: Thanks for your input, VB! Onto the fantasies next, I guess . . .
Summary:
Categories: Alternate Universe, Jim and Pam, Past
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, In Stamford, Inner Monologue, Romance, Travel
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: Reality Reality TV
Chapters: 21 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 54070 Read Count: 70553 ePub Downloads: 32
NOW COMPLETE!!!
"Jim, why don't you tell Pam how you really feel?"
Jim and Pam deal with the stuff that comes with being on a hit show...talk shows, radio call-ins, and press junkets. They say there's no such thing as bad publicity, but is that really the case? Watch as Jim and Pam deal with being in the public eye and under the thumb of manipulative network producers. The story is told through interviews, transcripts, web pages and photos.
Categories: Alternate Universe, Jim and Pam, Past
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, In Stamford, Inner Monologue, Romance, Travel
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: Reality Reality TV
Chapters: 21 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 54070 Read Count: 70553 ePub Downloads: 32
[Report This] Published: April 17, 2008 Updated: March 15, 2009
Reviewer: Vampiric Blood Signed
Date: May 15, 2008 Title: Chapter 7: Transcript : Cold Pizza
Author's Response:
Date: May 15, 2008 Title: Chapter 7: Transcript : Cold Pizza
Wow. Now that's a great interchange that I never would've though of. Talk about taking the wind out of Jim's sails.
"I keep messing up and you keep doing everything right and she’s still with me.”
And the idea of the network's manipulating the situation like this is positively believable and skeevy at the same time.
Continue!
Author's Response:
That’s a great phrase to describe what I wanted to do with Jim there…deflate him and make him doubt everything even more. As cruel as it sounds, I wanted to take away the last little scrap of his hope.
Thanks for your review. I really appreciate you taking the time to leave it.
Reviewer: Vampiric Blood Signed
Date: March 15, 2009 Title: Chapter 21: Abby's Afterward
Date: March 15, 2009 Title: Chapter 21: Abby's Afterward
OK, so here I am in South Africa on vacation. (Long way from Maryland!) I have a few extra internet minutes and decided to check MTT. I am so excited to see that you finished your story! I have loved every chapter.
Probably running out of time now, so I should post quickly!
Reviewer: Vampiric Blood Signed 10
Date: February 26, 2009 Title: Chapter 19: Exhibit 108-ANON Photograph
10 Date: February 26, 2009 Title: Chapter 19: Exhibit 108-ANON Photograph
I've been thinking that Jim & Karen were faking their relationship ... BUT I thought that Jim & Pam were secretly together. I like the tension of the situation you've created much better! And that Karen is a turncoat actress – well, that is just a delicious twist! Cannot wait to read the last interview.
Author's Response:
Hey VB...I actually thought about having jim and pam carrying on in secret, but I couldn't make it work. Thanks so much for your review. I know I'm behind on Cardiac Care, but that is probably my favorite story these days. Thanks again for your feedback!
Reviewer: Vampiric Blood Signed 10
Date: January 29, 2009 Title: Chapter 18: TRANSCRIPT: AFFILIATE DAY
Author's Response: Oh VP...it's so good to hear from you. It does seem like Jim and Pam have split up, doesn't it? I guess we'll have to see what Karen and Pam talk about. Thanks for reading and reviewing!
10 Date: January 29, 2009 Title: Chapter 18: TRANSCRIPT: AFFILIATE DAY
I was so glad to see a post for this story today!
I'm so sad though that Pam & Jim seem to be really split up for good. Still waiting to see what else happens.
I love the way you use different media formats in your stories. You are really creative!
Author's Response: Oh VP...it's so good to hear from you. It does seem like Jim and Pam have split up, doesn't it? I guess we'll have to see what Karen and Pam talk about. Thanks for reading and reviewing!
Reviewer: Vampiric Blood Signed 10
Date: November 13, 2008 Title: Chapter 16: Exhibit L-98 A Letter From Pam
Author's Response: Awww....VB. Thanks so much. I'm glad that you are still loving it and I'm pretty sure you'll find the ending satisfactory...not all of the answers, but i hope enough to proivide closure to the story. Thanks, as always for your kind reviews.
10 Date: November 13, 2008 Title: Chapter 16: Exhibit L-98 A Letter From Pam
I am still loving this story! I am becoming fearful that you'll manage to end it, though, and leave us as in the dark as Abby is right now.
Never you mind about the wait between chapters. It's worth it!
Author's Response: Awww....VB. Thanks so much. I'm glad that you are still loving it and I'm pretty sure you'll find the ending satisfactory...not all of the answers, but i hope enough to proivide closure to the story. Thanks, as always for your kind reviews.
Reviewer: Vampiric Blood Signed
Date: November 06, 2008 Title: Chapter 15: Interview: Roy's Turn
Date: November 06, 2008 Title: Chapter 15: Interview: Roy's Turn
Was just emailing back & forth with jazzfan & both of us agree that you're one of our favorite authors here. Which made me think ... what ever happened with Nobody's Business But Mine? I sure would like to know if Pam & Jim end up together in this story. Any more chapters forthcoming? Please?
Author's Response:
Wow! Thanks so much for your kind words. The short answer to your question is that work has been absolute hell this year. I have less and less time for stuff I want to do...like write this story.
I have just posted a new chapter, so I hope that you guys enjoy it. There are 5 more installments of this left and I hope to be more prompt with the updates.
Thanks again!
Reviewer: Vampiric Blood Signed 10
Date: October 16, 2008 Title: Chapter 15: Interview: Roy's Turn
10 Date: October 16, 2008 Title: Chapter 15: Interview: Roy's Turn
I just love this story! You do such interesting things with the characters. I like your Roy here and the hints of what's transpired between Jim & Roy as well as Jim & Pam.
Author's Response: Hey VB...I missed this review my first pass through. Thanks so much. I'm so glad that you like my Roy. I always work to make sure he doesn't come across as the sterotype. since I have you here, may I put in a plea for more Cardiac Care??? Thanks again for your review!
Reviewer: Vampiric Blood Signed 10
Date: June 27, 2008 Title: Chapter 11: Interview: We tried
10 Date: June 27, 2008 Title: Chapter 11: Interview: We tried
Ah, so we still get a Casino Night! Great setup. I'm looking forward to your take on the big night with the periwinkle dress!
Author's Response:
Hopefully the big night should be posted soon! Thanks for your continued support of this story. I always love hearing from you!
Reviewer: Vampiric Blood Signed
Date: November 20, 2008 Title: Chapter 17: INTERVIEW: Timelines and Loose Ends
Date: November 20, 2008 Title: Chapter 17: INTERVIEW: Timelines and Loose Ends
This is intriguing! I hope Karen's in on it.
Reviewer: Vampiric Blood Signed
Date: April 19, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Interview: Media Training
Date: April 19, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Interview: Media Training
I just love this premise! I am looking forward to future chapters. I will be interested to see if you keep Anna as a sympathetic character.
Author's Response: Thanks so much for your review. Anna will have a few trials to go through, so it will be interesting to see what you think then. Thanks!
Reviewer: Vampiric Blood Signed
Date: June 18, 2008 Title: Chapter 10: Interview: Cross Purposes
Author's Response: VB...as always, it's so great to hear from you. I'm so glad to see that you aren't sure how everything ends up! That was kind of my intention. Pam hasn't sat for an interview and poor Jim seems so emotionally detached. I know how it ends, but I'm so glad I haven't telegraphed that. Thanks so much for your review.
Date: June 18, 2008 Title: Chapter 10: Interview: Cross Purposes
I really like this story. I like how you cross back and forth between the current DOCUMENTING THE DOCUMENTED interviews and flashbacks to the actual events.
I gotta say you have me on pins & needles because, with the way you're writing the story, Pam & Jim could either end up together or totally torn apart. I am so interested to see how you decide to progress.
Author's Response: VB...as always, it's so great to hear from you. I'm so glad to see that you aren't sure how everything ends up! That was kind of my intention. Pam hasn't sat for an interview and poor Jim seems so emotionally detached. I know how it ends, but I'm so glad I haven't telegraphed that. Thanks so much for your review.