Penname: beetfarm Real name:
Member Since: July 22, 2006

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Summary:

So this started in my mind as a little one shot (cue mocking laughter).  Of course it expanded to a little more.  It's pure speculation on my part, and is probably quite off.  :o)

 

Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Bob Vance, Jim/Pam, Michael, Oscar, Oscar/Gil
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Humor, Inner Monologue, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 14167 Read Count: 40831 ePub Downloads: 7
[Report This] Published: October 02, 2006 Updated: October 02, 2006
Reviewer: beetfarm Signed 10
Date: October 02, 2006 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5

Sigh.

More please.

Only by girl7 Rated: M [Reviews - 367] 156
Summary: Past Featured Story

This picks up pre-merger and is spoiler free, a bit AU as well.  I began this back in October (maybe even September), and obviously the show has deviated quite a bit from what I speculated here.

This begins with angst, but there is a great deal of fluff, steam, smut, and silly...for several, several chapters.  My idea was to go beyond the happy ending, so to speak.  

Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam, Karen, Michael
Genres: Angst, Humor, Inner Monologue, Romance, Steamy, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 38 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 96362 Read Count: 230378 ePub Downloads: 68
[Report This] Published: October 05, 2006 Updated: May 17, 2007
Reviewer: beetfarm Signed
Date: October 14, 2006 Title: Chapter 14: Chapter 14

What!?! You're leaving us here? We need dancing/smut/fluff.

Reviewer: beetfarm Signed
Date: October 15, 2006 Title: Chapter 17: Chapter 17

I knew I shouldn't have gone to bed so early. Fantastic. No need to blush. And please give us more happy fluffy smutty Jim and Pam. They deserve it. And so do we since we're forced to watch them be apart.

Reviewer: beetfarm Signed 10
Date: October 16, 2006 Title: Chapter 18: Chapter 18

Yay! That made me smile the entire time. Now quit your job to write us more happy chapters. And more smut couldn't hurt either. They deserve it.

Reviewer: beetfarm Signed 10
Date: December 29, 2006 Title: Chapter 29: Chapter 29

"Jim and Pam are lovers!" - made me laugh outloud. I love this story.

Reviewer: beetfarm Signed 10
Date: January 01, 2007 Title: Chapter 33: Chapter 33

Just a plea here: Please continue the story. I would love to read about the wedding. And maybe the honeymoon. I guess what I'm saying is quit your job and write us a chapter a day.

Reviewer: beetfarm Signed 10
Date: March 23, 2007 Title: Chapter 37: Chapter 37

Ahhh! An "Only" update and I missed it because TWOP was down!

Okay, I'm calm now. I"m so glad you didn't give up on this story. I'm still waiting for the happy ever after, and that is what this story gives me. It's neither cheesy nor fluffly. It's exactly what these two deserve.



Author's Response:

First of all, THANK YOU for saying it's not cheesy; seriously...I've mentioned before that I worry about that.  And damn it, they do deserve the happily ever after.  (What is wrong with you, Greg Daniels??)  

Yeah, the TWoP issues caused me to miss some updates as well - "Squirrel," "Girly Girl," and "The Mole" are a few of the continuing ones that were updated today, FYI.  :O)

Thanks for the review! 

Reviewer: beetfarm Signed 10
Date: May 20, 2007 Title: Chapter 38: Chapter 38

Gah! I didn't realize there was an "Only" update until after the finale. But it just made it that much sweeter. I do hope you continue this over the summer. We need happy!!


Author's Response:

I'm glad you were excited to see it!  There'll be one more chapter of this, and then it'll end -- BUT I'm going to try to do an Away From the Cameras for season three like I did last summer for seasons one and two.  So...it'll be angsty, but we all know it'll definitely have a happy ending!  (And I'm sure I'll wander into a fluffy one/two/three shot or two.  That was a poorly, poorly constructed sentence, wasn't it?)

Thanks again!

Summary: Karen and Pam decide to throw a party and Jim hopes that by New Year's he'll have some things resolved. Spoilers through Benihana Christmas.
Categories: Present, Jim and Pam
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam, Karen
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Holiday, Humor, Inner Monologue, Romance, Steamy, Weekend, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 16 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 14688 Read Count: 65137 ePub Downloads: 10
[Report This] Published: December 24, 2006 Updated: January 01, 2007
Reviewer: beetfarm Signed 10
Date: December 30, 2006 Title: Chapter 13: i wish the world was flat like the old days

What? That's a horrible place to stop! Please post more!

Summary:

Kelly's determined to bring out Pam's innate hotness, as Jim watches on....

Takes place between Traveling Salesmen and The Return.


Categories: Present, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Oneshot
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5530 Read Count: 9716 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: January 27, 2007 Updated: January 30, 2007
Reviewer: beetfarm Signed 10
Date: January 31, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2

Oh, don't stop now! Write some more. We need to read about the first date.

Summary:

Typical slow days at the office with the Ladies of Dunder Mifflin.


Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Angela, Karen, Kelly, Meredith, Pam, Phyllis
Genres: Humor, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 84 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 109602 Read Count: 328912 ePub Downloads: 31
[Report This] Published: February 04, 2007 Updated: October 22, 2007
Reviewer: beetfarm Signed 10
Date: February 06, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3 - J Lo and the Random Stranger

This is so great! I can totally hear/see the characters acting like this. I can't wait to see what else they come up with.

Author's Response: I'm flying by the seat of my pants, so I can't give you any hints! Hope you continue to enjoy!

Elsewhere by girl7 Rated: MA [Reviews - 195] 52
Summary:

Jim's basketball game with the C.F.O. (not his actual initials) gets interrupted with news from what happened at Poor Richard's; he reacts accordingly.


Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam, Karen
Genres: Angst, Inner Monologue, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 31449 Read Count: 104889 ePub Downloads: 25
[Report This] Published: February 23, 2007 Updated: March 18, 2007
Reviewer: beetfarm Signed 10
Date: February 28, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2

I'm always distracted by songs in fic. They take me out of the story and into "real" life, if that makes any sense. The tension you have set up is fantastic. Bring on the next chapter!

Author's Response:

Thanks for the input re: songs in fic.  It's very strange, because I'm finding that people either love it or hate it - rarely in between.  I've had lots of people say that they like to know either what I was listening to while I wrote, so they can listen to it as they read to set the tone, and I've had other people say they find lyrics and/or song references to be a total distraction.  (Your "real life" comment made total sense, actually.)  And as I was proofing this, I kept getting the nagging sense that the song references would be jarring, particularly for readers who are unfamiliar with the songs themselves (or worse yet, those who are familiar with them and hate them - heh.) 

Anyway, thanks for taking the time to review!

Reviewer: beetfarm Signed 10
Date: March 04, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3

I keep saying I won't read a story until it's finished, then I get sucked in. I hope you are going to give us the happy ending they/we deserve!

Author's Response:

beetfarm: Not only are you one of those reviewers whose name I see with a kind of sentimental smile (as you've been a faithful reviewer for a long time, which means a lot), but your reviews really make a difference -- like, I am guilty of posting unfinished stories that really, readers would be well justified in ignoriing because they're unfinished.  (This weekend I made a personal resolution to finish "Only" by April 1st, because so many people were so great about reviewing it.)

Anyway - thank you for reviewing, and I promise -- this story will conclude (happy ending and all) by the end of this week.  :o)

Reviewer: beetfarm Signed 10
Date: March 06, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4

Okay lady. You owe us a Jim/Roy confrontation and some Jim/Pam smut. Go ahead and write. I'll wait.

Author's Response: Your review just made me laugh and laugh.  Oh my god.  Ahem.  I'll get right on that, beetfarm. ;o) (And a preview: There'll definitely be steam...) Thanks, as usual, for reviewing - and thanks for the email, too!

Reviewer: beetfarm Signed
Date: March 09, 2007 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5

*sigh* This story is like the show. I would have like some more...ahem...resolution, but I guess this is more realistic. Thank you. Now on your way to finish Only. :)

Author's Response: Hee, beetfarm.  :o) I'll be writing more of a resolution, but then I'll get to Only.  (So glad you're still interested in it - I was convinced nobody would give a damn, as it has been so long since the last update.)  Thanks again for reviewing!

Reviewer: beetfarm Signed 10
Date: March 13, 2007 Title: Chapter 7: Chapter 7

I'm holding my reviews hostage until this story is finished.

Author's Response:

Heh, beetfarm...though seriously, that's an effectively strategic move.  Wow...I grudgingly bow before you.  :o)

Two more chapters, my friend (translated: sixty-seven).

Thanks for the review!

Reviewer: beetfarm Signed
Date: March 18, 2007 Title: Elsewhere

Well, after my threat of no review and a silent strike, I feel I owe you a profound review. But all I can think of is just...wow.

 

Wow.

Reviewer: beetfarm Signed 10
Date: March 19, 2007 Title: Chapter 9: Chapter 9

Hey - it looks like my review for chapter 9 was lost! I had very profound things to say, but I guess right now I'll just tell you that it's almost two days later and I'm still thinking about this story.

Author's Response: Oh wow, really?  Thanks so much - seriously.  That's good to know!  :o)

Summary: Past Featured StoryFluff of the fluffiest order.  Jim and Pam move in together.  Set in S3 (fingers crossed) LOL!  NO SPOILERS AT ALL
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Holiday, Oneshot, Romance, Weekend, Wet Pam/Jim
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4018 Read Count: 5930 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: March 14, 2007 Updated: March 14, 2007
Reviewer: beetfarm Signed 10
Date: March 14, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Two's Company...

Wow. That was so sweet.

Author's Response: Thank you beetfarm!!!

Again by girl7 Rated: M [Reviews - 48] 26
Summary:

Post "Ben Franklin," pre "Phyllis's Wedding."  AU in the sense that...well, things go differently here between Jim and Pam than they went on the show.

This is what I'd wish for. 

Also - this is a completed story.


Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Karen
Genres: Angst, Inner Monologue, Romance, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2897 Read Count: 23789 ePub Downloads: 7
[Report This] Published: March 19, 2007 Updated: March 19, 2007
Reviewer: beetfarm Signed 10
Date: March 19, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3

I read the story thinking nice sweet things about how someday we might get to see re-connected Jim and Pam. Then I came to the end of the story and the email. And I seriously got a lump in my throat.

Author's Response:

Oh...yay for lumps in the throat!  But seriously, I hear you on missing the connection.  I'm holding out hope (because I just can't bear not to, at this point).

Thanks for being so great about reviewing!

Summary:

Story formerly known as Spring Cleaning.  When he realizes she's asking him a serious question there is not even a moment’s hesitation before he answers.  “Sure.  What do you need?”  Future fluff.  Spoiler free, non-fat, as light as airy spun sugar. ;)


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Married, Romance, Steamy, Weekend
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 21874 Read Count: 33001 ePub Downloads: 5
[Report This] Published: March 28, 2007 Updated: July 30, 2007
Reviewer: beetfarm Signed 10
Date: March 29, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: I sing when I'm happy....

The fluff if just what is needed right now. No new episodes, Karen still in the way. Thanks for painting a picture of happy Jamland. Keep 'em coming.


Author's Response: Thank you for reveiwing!  More soon!!  I promise.  I'm working on typing up the next one as we speak.

Summary:

Post The Negotiation (no spoilers).

My attempt at working it all out. This will span ten chapters and will include flashbacks to previous episodes/seasons.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Past, Episode Related
Characters: Darryl, Dwight, Jim, Jim/Pam, Karen, Michael, Roy, Toby
Genres: Angst, Inner Monologue, Romance, Steamy, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 36956 Read Count: 79486 ePub Downloads: 21
[Report This] Published: April 07, 2007 Updated: April 27, 2007
Reviewer: beetfarm Signed
Date: April 08, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Okay, I'm beyond thrilled that you have a new series. Because that means I'll get happiness and smut. Or at least I better. However, I'm not reading any chapter until it's finished. I can't handle another "Only." You hear me? I can't! Okay, I need to settle down. Maybe Creed could tell me about The Fight again.

Author's Response:

All right, beetfarm, here's the deal with "Only": I have not forgotten about it at all (and it's a priority, believe me), but the problem is that when I try to sort of force myself to write something when I'm not feeling it, I end up with crap.  Seriously. ;O) And the angst bug bit me on the butt recently (clearly), so I thought I'd write this series, get it out of my system, and then finish "Only."  I promise, though, there'll be an "Only" update fairly soon.  

And this story, since it's all planned out, will be finished really soon as well.  You have my word!

Thanks for the encouragement! 

Reviewer: beetfarm Signed
Date: April 08, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Dammit. I have no willpower.

it tore at her; in that split second, she realized with a sickening clarity just what her life had become. 

Here's to hoping we get some fluff. 



Author's Response:

Aww, beetfarm!  If it's any consolation, I've been writing for the past three hours and will continue to do so as long as I can stay up!

Yes, you will get a total pay off, I promise.  I'm building toward that big fight/confrontation, and then...bring it on, baby! ;O)

Thanks for reviewing! 

Jackpot by xoxoxo Rated: M [Reviews - 48] 15
Summary:

Jim, Pam and a weekend in New York - set in the fluffy future.  Not a spoiler in sight.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Romance, Steamy, Travel, Weekend, Wet Pam/Jim, Workdays
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4947 Read Count: 14655 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: April 28, 2007 Updated: April 29, 2007
Reviewer: beetfarm Signed 10
Date: April 28, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Saturday in the Park with Jim

Awwwww. I love this. In this universe I can believe that Jim and Pam really are meant to be together. 

Author's Response:

And isn't it sad that in the *real* universe we're beginning to doubt??   I can't even believe it.  :(  Stay tuned - more happiness ahead - at least in my fic.

Reviewer: beetfarm Signed 10
Date: April 29, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: All in :)

So happy. There is nothing wrong with living in fluff. :)


Author's Response: So glad!  And you are right.  There isn't.  :)