Penname: flonkerton Real name: Caity
Member Since: March 26, 2008

Bio:

college student majoring in mass communications with an emphasis in television and a minor in writing; addicted to The Office and all things surrounding it; fan of angst and fluff and steam and any combination of the three; just a crazy girl trying to understand things

my first story, "restless", was pulled down because.. it was silly and got no reviews anyways


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August by Colette Rated: M [Reviews - 55] 33
Summary: The Brooklyn Bridge, a tiny elephant, dim sum, ancient Mayan princesses. Your basic Sunday in New York.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: None
Genres: Romance, Weekend
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4546 Read Count: 12546 ePub Downloads: 4
[Report This] Published: June 25, 2008 Updated: June 29, 2008
Reviewer: flonkerton Signed 10
Date: June 29, 2008 Title: Chapter 3: Ancient Mayan Princesses

Seriously, I always love how intimate your writing is. You write these little quiet moments between them so perfectly. They just make me smile and feel warm =)

Author's Response: 'Intimate' and 'warm' are music to my ears. Thanks so much, flonkerton!

The Glass Half-Full by shootingstars Rated: K [Reviews - 8] 5
Summary:

She spills everything.

Red Wine, on their first date.

Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1451 Read Count: 2749 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: July 04, 2008 Updated: July 05, 2008
Reviewer: flonkerton Signed 8
Date: July 05, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Red Wine on their First Date

I like first date fics where its not perfect and its a little awkward. It fits them so much better. I liked the simplicity of this.

it's music when you breathe, sweet summer by bebitched Rated: K+ [Reviews - 12] 15
Summary: Pam watches Jim paint over the black in Michael's office after Dwight's stint as Regional Manager, reflecting on the coming summer and her seeping happiness. Set the day after The Job.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past, Episode Related
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Fluff, Oneshot, Romance, Workdays
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1129 Read Count: 2945 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: July 13, 2008 Updated: July 13, 2008
Reviewer: flonkerton Signed 9
Date: July 14, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

That was really sweet, I really liked it. It was comforting, in a way. Like reading a big hug, haha.

Week Days by Talkative Rated: M [Reviews - 106] 64
Summary: Past Featured StoryPost-The Job. Pam tells us about her week. A companion to "Week's End."
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: Week Days
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7276 Read Count: 49214 ePub Downloads: 14
[Report This] Published: July 17, 2008 Updated: July 24, 2008
Reviewer: flonkerton Signed 9
Date: July 20, 2008 Title: Chapter 4: Sunday

The simplicity of this just makes me so happy =)

Author's Response: Thanks, flonk. I hope it keeps making you happy.

Reviewer: flonkerton Signed 10
Date: July 24, 2008 Title: Chapter 8: Thursday (Again)

I'm really gonna miss this story... it was so reliable! Haha, I hope you do something like this again. This last chapter was, yet again, just so sweet and I adored it. Its the perfect prequel to Week's End.

I loved this in particular:
It's love and it's sex and it's her best friend all crammed into a space that feels very, very tight at the moment.

Just perfect =)

Author's Response: The ideas that I\'m currently playing with really don\'t lend themselves to it, but I really would like to do something like this again. It was a lot of fun. I\'ve always liked the collaborative, social aspects of fanfic and I felt like this was a good way to enjoy that. Thanks for all of your kind words.

Reviewer: flonkerton Signed 9
Date: July 23, 2008 Title: Chapter 7: Wednesday

Haha, DEFINITELY something Michael would do. This was a really sweet chapter =)

Author's Response: Thank you, flonk. I\'m happy you liked it.

Reviewer: flonkerton Signed 10
Date: July 22, 2008 Title: Chapter 6: Tuesday

Holy jesus. This was like, heartbreaking and heartwarming all in one. I miss/need them an unhealthy amount.

Author's Response: Thanks, flonk. Clearly, I miss them, too, otherwise I wouldn\'t be writing 5,000+ about them. Let\'s try not to worry too much about how healthy it is, though. :)

Reviewer: flonkerton Signed 10
Date: July 18, 2008 Title: Chapter 2: Friday

Wow, I seriously really love this. Its just sweet and simple, not angsty and heavy.. its really refreshing. And adorable-- this killed me:

His voice is quieter still. "You look beautiful this morning."

"Jim," it's a warning, a thank you, a space filler because she doesn't know what to say.

I could so see Jim saying that, and that's the perfect Pam reaction. Can't wait for more of this.

Author's Response: Flonk, I think we\'ve gotten ourselves worked up into such a tizzy over season five that I can\'t bring myself to drag the room down with any angst. Plus, they\'re a lot more fun when they\'re happy, aren\'t they? As for their exchange at her desk, I can\'t always picture the things that I write very clearly, but that one\'s extrememly vivid in my head. If Jim hasn\'t done that, I owe you a Coke.

Author's Response: Flonk, I think we\'ve gotten ourselves worked up into such a tizzy over season five that I can\'t bring myself to drag the room down with any angst. Plus, they\'re a lot more fun when they\'re happy, aren\'t they? As for their exchange at her desk, I can\'t always picture the things that I write very clearly, but that one\'s extrememly vivid in my head. If Jim hasn\'t done that, I owe you a Coke.

Reviewer: flonkerton Signed
Date: July 17, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Thursday

Thank you for helping my bad mood.. that was really sweet =)

Author's Response: See, now, I heard you were in a bad mood and I thought \'know what I should do? I should write some fic for that poor person!\' Srsly. That\'s exactly how it happened. I swear on Jim\'s Jell-O mold.

The Sacred Geometry of Chance by girl7 Rated: M [Reviews - 44] 20
Summary:

This will be a series of self-contained chapters (oneshots) exploring various "what ifs" pertaining to episodes spanning seasons one through three. Each chapter will examine how things would've gone differently if either Jim or Pam had responded to a given situation the way that (most) fans had wanted or almost expected them to.

For example, the first chapter focuses on how things would've happened differently if Jim had confessed during those twenty-seven seconds of silence on the booze cruise when we were all holding our breath and hoping he would.

Among the other chapters I have mapped out: What if all the reminders of Jim in "Gay Witch Hunt" had provoked not a small, sad smile from Pam at the end of the episode, but rather, had motivated her to take action -- drive to Stamford to see him for the first time in four months? Or what if Jim had responded to Pam's text in "Diwali" via a post-Jagermeister phone call? What if Jim had walked in on Pam crying at the end of "Back From Vacation"? (...You get the idea.)

Again, though, each chapter will be confined to an episode, so it will essentially be a series of oneshots that are unrelated to each other.


Categories: Alternate Universe, Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: None
Genres: Angst, Drunk Pam/Jim, Humor, In Stamford, Inner Monologue, Romance, Steamy, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 6304 Read Count: 10150 ePub Downloads: 11
[Report This] Published: July 21, 2008 Updated: January 16, 2009
Reviewer: flonkerton Signed 9
Date: July 22, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1: I fear I have nothing to give / and I have so much to lose..../ there's nothing I'd like better than to fall

Um. WOW. I cannot wait for more of this.. I don't even know what to say.

Shotgun Wedding by Talkative Rated: M [Reviews - 50] 35
Summary: Past Featured StoryJim comes back, Pam's late, and it's time to talk. Takes place in the summer between S3 and S4.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Moderate sexual content, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5174 Read Count: 14770 ePub Downloads: 12
[Report This] Published: July 31, 2008 Updated: August 06, 2008
Reviewer: flonkerton Signed 10
Date: July 31, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Holy moley. That was quite delicious, and I am very excited about this story. I usually shy away from pregnancy stories, and regardless about whether or not this story is going there, I know you'll do a GREAT job with it.

Author's Response: I don\'t want to wreck all of my fun, but I\'ll just say this - I am not a fan of pregnancy stories myself. So just keep that in mind. I\'m glad you\'re liking it so far, flonk.

Reviewer: flonkerton Signed
Date: August 06, 2008 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2

The dialog you write is always so, so honest. Im really tired now so I don't have a coherent thought, but I loved this

Author's Response: Hey, flonk. I was a little worried about being able to pull of such a dialog-heavy story, but it seems to have worked. Happy to hear you enjoyed it. Now get some sleep!

Would You Still Love Me? by italianfood Rated: MA [Reviews - 160] 74
Summary: Jim wants to stop Pam's engagement to Roy, but is forced to watch it all play out because of an obligation to Roy. How far will he let it go though?
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam, Pam/Roy, Roy
Genres: Angst, Romance
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 19 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 39464 Read Count: 39990 ePub Downloads: 24
[Report This] Published: August 04, 2008 Updated: February 24, 2011
Reviewer: flonkerton Signed 8
Date: August 12, 2008 Title: Chapter 2: I won't let go

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^ My brain on this story. In a good way. I just hope you try to flesh out Roy a bit, I've always had a soft spot for him =)

Author's Response: I\'ve always looked at Roy differently after he had his little talk with Pam in the Negotiation. Definitely not a bad guy and I\'m not planning on making him one. I think sometimes he just didn\'t appreciate what he had with Pam, and that will be my main focus with their relationship.

Clay Pot by Colette Rated: T [Reviews - 78] 44
Summary: Past Featured StoryS3, set between Traveling Salesman and The Return.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past
Characters: Jim, Jim/Karen, Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Weekend
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4109 Read Count: 27861 ePub Downloads: 5
[Report This] Published: August 11, 2008 Updated: August 13, 2008
Reviewer: flonkerton Signed 10
Date: August 12, 2008 Title: Chapter 3: Same old story

This? Killed me. This whole chapter. Wow.. you've done it again, Colette.

Author's Response: Sorry about killing you, but glad you're finding this, uh... effective ;-) Many thanks, flonkerton!

Reviewer: flonkerton Signed 9
Date: August 14, 2008 Title: Chapter 5: Artifact

Ouch. But, amazing job.

Author's Response: Thanks, flonkerton - glad you liked it despite the ouch factor ;-)

Gifts by Vampiric Blood Rated: K [Reviews - 141] 54
Summary:

It's been three years since Jim accepted the promotion to New York.  After two years of silence, Pam sends Jim a gift.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Romance
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 11817 Read Count: 35814 ePub Downloads: 6
[Report This] Published: August 11, 2008 Updated: October 16, 2008
Reviewer: flonkerton Signed
Date: August 12, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: The Delivery

Awww. The letter from Pam is really, really sweet =) Can't wait to see what happens

Author's Response: Thanks, flonkerton!

Spectrum by callisto Rated: T [Reviews - 113] 57
Summary: Past Featured StoryA colorful look at the evolution of Pam and Jim's relationship.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Past, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Humor, In Stamford, Romance, Weekend, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 14547 Read Count: 40009 ePub Downloads: 9
[Report This] Published: August 14, 2008 Updated: September 04, 2008
Reviewer: flonkerton Signed 10
Date: August 16, 2008 Title: Chapter 2: oriental poppies

Ahhhh. This was too sweet. The holding pinkies at the end? ADORABLE. And I don't know why but I adored this...

I see it in her.

Author's Response: Hi flonkerton!! Can\'t you just see him looking for signs in her every gesture? Glad you liked this. Thanks for reading :)

Reviewer: flonkerton Signed 9
Date: August 14, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: red delicious

You have this amazing talent to always get me to smile and warmly think, "Awwww." Very sweet

Author's Response: That is a really nice thing to say. Thanks, flonkerton!

Reviewer: flonkerton Signed 9
Date: September 04, 2008 Title: Chapter 7: african violet

Love it love it love it. Don't know what else to say. Wish I could be more constructive.

Author's Response: Hey, love it love it love it will do. :) Thanks flonkerton!

Reviewer: flonkerton Signed
Date: August 30, 2008 Title: Chapter 6: indigo arts

I'll admit that I'm a little over the Pam-crying-with-fear scenario, but the little scene in the bed was really sweet, and I liked the descriptions of the art store a lot =) Can't wait for more, as always!

Author's Response: Dammit, I was afraid it was a bit melodramatic. But I kept having this picture of a fight like this so, there it is. Glad you\'re still with me though :) Thanks flonkerton, I appreciate the input!

Reviewer: flonkerton Signed 9
Date: August 21, 2008 Title: Chapter 4: lime green lingerie

I can't wait until you do The Job =) Great once againnn.

Author's Response: thanks flonkerton :) Things should get happy soon!

Reviewer: flonkerton Signed
Date: August 19, 2008 Title: Chapter 3: yellow mustard

Woww. That hurt my heart a little =( But it was brilliant.

Author's Response: These two are so good at wounding us. Thanks flonkerton, \'brilliant\' is such a nice thing to say! :) Happier times are coming...in a little bit.

Reviewer: flonkerton Signed 10
Date: August 26, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: red delicious

Wow so I totally wrote a review earlier today and it didn't work. WTF.

So, in short.. I looved this. It was simple and cute and them and the bickering and car antics (you should write an entire MA fic about that, I say)... it was all very gorgeous

Author's Response: So I totally went through and did my responses and just noticed I missed yours! WTF. hahaha. Thanks, flonkerton, I\'m glad to feel the love. I like these kinds of bits the most--the banter and the joking and the antics. Which is probably why I write so many of them. As for an MA fic... I prefer to read those rather than write them *blushes* but maybe one of these days, I\'ll get up the nerve, eh?

Inside Jokes by Talkative Rated: MA [Reviews - 127] 72
Summary: Past Featured StoryA golf pencil, two hot sauce packets, a Boggle timer, a mixtape, a high school yearbook photo, a card, and a teapot. Yup.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Past, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Romance, Workdays
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 15300 Read Count: 37740 ePub Downloads: 13
[Report This] Published: August 28, 2008 Updated: October 22, 2008
Reviewer: flonkerton Signed 10
Date: August 28, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Sales Call

That was so beyond adorable, and the last part had me holding my breath. There's a part of me that misses the innocence of early Jim and Pam, when everything came out in simple moments like this, and it was angsty but light.

And this was just too perfect...

She thought, as she often did when she looked at him, that he didn't wear his height very well, seeming almost apologetic about it at times.

I never would have thought of describing him that way, but you hit the nail on the HEAD. That's just so amazingly Jim, its ridiculous.

I still miss looking forward to updates from you every day =P

Author's Response: Flonkerton, I miss having enough ideas to update every day! I *also* miss S1 & 2 Pam and Jim, for the very reason that you mentioned. And Jim (not John) is so slouchy all of the time - he looks like one of those boys who shot up a foot over summer vacation and doesn\'t quite know what to do about it yet. Thanks for reading and reviewing.

Reviewer: flonkerton Signed 10
Date: September 28, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Sales Call

That was heart-wrenching and I'm pretty sure I'm going to cry soon. Wow.

Author's Response: I hope you didn\'t cry. I also feel that, if this got to you, I should warn you to bring tissues to the next chapter. Thanks for your review, flonk.