Summary: This started out as a one-shot called "Just." I decided to make it a series of surprises instead. Chapter 3: A dozen revelations that Jim doesn’t have, and one that Pam does.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Angela, Jim/Pam, Karen, Toby
Genres: Angst, Inner Monologue, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No
Word count: 9174 Read Count: 13868 ePub Downloads: 1
Penname: crazysadie Real name: Sadie
Member Since: July 19, 2008
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[Report This] Published: February 05, 2007 Updated: February 22, 2007
Reviewer: crazysadie Signed 
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Date: July 19, 2008 Title: Chapter 3: Almost
10 Date: July 19, 2008 Title: Chapter 3: Almost
I really love this story. It's such an interesting take on season 2 AND 3.
It's been a while since you've updated, but please please please update!
Summary: AU He held out his hand over the desk for her to shake. Her cheeks reddened as his large hand wrapped around her small, frail one. She forced a small smile. “Oh.”
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: None
Genres: Angst, Drunk Pam/Jim, Fluff, Romance
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 14680 Read Count: 36885 ePub Downloads: 13
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: None
Genres: Angst, Drunk Pam/Jim, Fluff, Romance
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 14680 Read Count: 36885 ePub Downloads: 13
[Report This] Published: March 08, 2007 Updated: March 25, 2007
Reviewer: crazysadie Signed
Date: July 19, 2008 Title: Chapter 8: Chapter 8
Date: July 19, 2008 Title: Chapter 8: Chapter 8
Awww, thats incredible. I have to say, I had doubts at the beginning, but I read it and was instantly hooked. *sigh* Amazing. I was on the 8th chaper and like, "What? ITS ALMOST OVER? NOO." Fan-freaking-tastic.
Summary: 
All the lights are changing red to green. From denial to truth in an enclosed space. Spoilers up to Cocktails. Hiatusathon request for Moxie.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Claustrophobic Spaces, Fluff, Weekend
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4624 Read Count: 9246 ePub Downloads: 4
All the lights are changing red to green. From denial to truth in an enclosed space. Spoilers up to Cocktails. Hiatusathon request for Moxie. Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Claustrophobic Spaces, Fluff, Weekend
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4624 Read Count: 9246 ePub Downloads: 4
[Report This] Published: April 01, 2007 Updated: April 01, 2007
Reviewer: crazysadie Signed 10
Date: July 19, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Babylon
10 Date: July 19, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Babylon
Awwww, that is awesome. The ending made me laugh really hard. :)
Author's Response: Thanks so much, craziesadie!
Summary:
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Alternate Universe
Characters: Pam
Genres: Angst, Romance, Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: Adult language, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 35653 Read Count: 100468 ePub Downloads: 25
"It seems odd, in the ironic, slap-in-the-face kind of way that since her incident, it’s been easier to let him go."
Something bad happens to Pam. Very Dark.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Alternate Universe
Characters: Pam
Genres: Angst, Romance, Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: Adult language, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 35653 Read Count: 100468 ePub Downloads: 25
[Report This] Published: April 15, 2007 Updated: January 26, 2008
Reviewer: crazysadie Signed 10
Date: August 01, 2008 Title: Chapter 9: Worry
10 Date: August 01, 2008 Title: Chapter 9: Worry
Wow, so this is amazing. I really love it. It made me cry like 3 times. (Which rocks.) And I really hope you update because its AMAZING and SO great. So, please, this is my shameless begging, please update? It would rock my world.
Summary:
Categories: Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Horror, Humor, Married, Parody, Romance
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 16713 Read Count: 13773 ePub Downloads: 3
"'Jiiiiiiiiim. Come to beeeed,' Pam’s voice is light, and it mistily floats down the empty staircase as it swirls about the room, echoing like a siren’s song."
A series of one-shots. There are times when Jim and Pam's relationship seem a little supernatural.
Categories: Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Horror, Humor, Married, Parody, Romance
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 16713 Read Count: 13773 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: May 21, 2007 Updated: February 12, 2008
Reviewer: crazysadie Signed 10
Date: July 29, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Succubus
10 Date: July 29, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Succubus
Oh my god. Pam's a vampire. I will never look at her the same way ever again. :)
Summary: Pam gets some help with her problems with Jim, from herself. From before "Beach Games" through their 1st Date.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Dream/Fantasy, Humor, Inner Monologue
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 11 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 76608 Read Count: 29393 ePub Downloads: 4
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Dream/Fantasy, Humor, Inner Monologue
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 11 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 76608 Read Count: 29393 ePub Downloads: 4
[Report This] Published: July 20, 2007 Updated: March 27, 2008
Reviewer: crazysadie Signed 10
Date: August 03, 2008 Title: Chapter 11: You drew me out from slavery to freedom by all those paths, by all those means that were within your power
10 Date: August 03, 2008 Title: Chapter 11: You drew me out from slavery to freedom by all those paths, by all those means that were within your power
Ahhh, it can't end there!! Seriously, this is fantastic. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE update.
Reviewer: crazysadie Signed 10
Date: August 03, 2008 Title: Chapter 7: Looking Into The Mirror
10 Date: August 03, 2008 Title: Chapter 7: Looking Into The Mirror
I'm still reading this, but I had to stop to say that A) THIS IS INCREDIBLE and B) Jim's "flowers" made me cry. Beautiful.
Summary: Pam and Jim are engaged and planning their upcoming wedding, but Jim has a peculiar temporary living arrangement. This story is one week of at-work emails surrounding the situation. Please note that Fancy New Beesly is in full bloom; she takes a hard line with Michael these days.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Dwight/Angela, Jim/Pam, Michael, Mose
Genres: Humor, Workdays
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8237 Read Count: 18675 ePub Downloads: 1
Pam and Jim are engaged and planning their upcoming wedding, but Jim has a peculiar temporary living arrangement. This story is one week of at-work emails surrounding the situation. Please note that Fancy New Beesly is in full bloom; she takes a hard line with Michael these days.Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Dwight/Angela, Jim/Pam, Michael, Mose
Genres: Humor, Workdays
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8237 Read Count: 18675 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: September 16, 2007 Updated: September 26, 2007
Reviewer: crazysadie Signed
Date: July 28, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Monday
Date: July 28, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Monday
Enter me squealing: THEY ARE GOING TO HAVE A HOUSE, WITH LITTLE BABY HALPERTS RUNNING AROUND!!!!
I'm so proud of Pam and her awesomeness. Off to read more!!!!!
Author's Response:
In some of my other stories (some of the "Holiday" series), there are little Halperts running around! Also little Schrutes. But they aren't computer-based stories.
I'm glad you like Pam here; I'm assuming "her awesomeness" might mean her tough approach to Michael. It was fun to write that.
Reviewer: crazysadie Signed 10
Date: July 28, 2008 Title: Chapter 5: Friday
10 Date: July 28, 2008 Title: Chapter 5: Friday
Awww. That was the greatest thing ever. I mean, I love it. It was sweet and goofy and funny and...just awesome. GREAT WORK!!! (And thanks for suggesting some good computer-based stories for me. This one is definitely in my top 5 ;))
Author's Response:
Top 5! WHOOO! Best Dundies everrrrrr! ;) I'm glad you liked this so much.
I wrote it last summer, before we ever had any hint that they would actually go to the beet farm. As a matter of fact, I put some points in here just to try to explain under what circumstances Jim would voluntarily stay with Dwight; it seemed ridiculous! I had already posted it and then we began seeing pictures for Money, where both Jim and Pam voluntarily stayed on the beet farm and paid to do so! Crazy.
It was fun to write, and the email format is actually kind of an easy format to write in -- I didn't have to explain where someone was sitting, or how they looked, or anything like that, and I could even refer to conversations and events the reader didn't see. It's like a shortcut. ;)
This probably is one of my more popular stories, not necessarily by the number of reviews, but by the little buzz it created at the time. My stories don't usually get a lot of buzz. The other stories I suggested are good ones, too. Don't drink anything when you're reading Swedge's DCMP; you'll ruin your keyboard from laughing.
Thanks so much for reading and reviewing, crazysadie! I really appreciate it! :)
Summary:
Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Humor
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 74 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 43087 Read Count: 273076 ePub Downloads: 5
Ideas for Cold Openings (the pre-title gags) always pop into my head. So these will be just a bunch of teasers that, hopefully, you will find funny. I don't know how many I will post but I'll keep putting them up as they occur to me.
Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Humor
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 74 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 43087 Read Count: 273076 ePub Downloads: 5
[Report This] Published: September 18, 2007 Updated: August 20, 2010
Reviewer: crazysadie Signed
Date: July 29, 2008 Title: Chapter 43: Slick Days
Date: July 29, 2008 Title: Chapter 43: Slick Days
Thats awesome. Sooo funny :)
Author's Response: Thanks!
Summary: What happens when Jim, Pam and Roy discover www.jamfancentral.com?
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past
Characters: Jim, Jim/Other, Jim/Pam, Pam, Pam/Roy, Roy
Genres: Angst, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: Reality Reality TV
Chapters: 22 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 32621 Read Count: 77831 ePub Downloads: 21
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past
Characters: Jim, Jim/Other, Jim/Pam, Pam, Pam/Roy, Roy
Genres: Angst, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: Reality Reality TV
Chapters: 22 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 32621 Read Count: 77831 ePub Downloads: 21
[Report This] Published: November 26, 2007 Updated: April 10, 2008
Reviewer: crazysadie Signed 10
Date: July 28, 2008 Title: Chapter 22: That's the Way Love Is
10 Date: July 28, 2008 Title: Chapter 22: That's the Way Love Is
I really love this story. I mean, thats like the most vague thing ever, but its true. I don't review as much as I should, but this story was just so incredible and you deserve my thanks and support. Anyway, you rock...I love all of your stories and I'll really try to review the next time I read one. :) Awesome, really.
Summary:
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Other, Pam, Pam/Other
Genres: Horror, Suspense
Warnings: Adult language, Dubious Consent, Other Adult Theme, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7175 Read Count: 28499 ePub Downloads: 9
Pam's life is threatened when she gets kidnapped by someone she knows. Will Jim and the police find her in time to save her?
(Last chapter just added, all finished up!)
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Other, Pam, Pam/Other
Genres: Horror, Suspense
Warnings: Adult language, Dubious Consent, Other Adult Theme, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7175 Read Count: 28499 ePub Downloads: 9
[Report This] Published: February 22, 2008 Updated: February 24, 2008
Reviewer: crazysadie Signed
Date: July 29, 2008 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 4
Date: July 29, 2008 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 4
Wow wow okay...my guess is Toby. I mean, its not Roy, obviously...I mean, I really really don't think its Dwight. Or Michael...or Stanley. Maybe Creed...but no...not Creed. Ahhh, this is freaking me out. BUT I MUST KEEP READING. (Sorry for all the ...'s.)
Reviewer: crazysadie Signed
Date: July 29, 2008 Title: Chapter 9: Chapter 8
Date: July 29, 2008 Title: Chapter 9: Chapter 8
Oh my god, oh my god. Its ANDY. THE DIPLOMA ON THE WALL! How did I miss him...? Oh god. Oh god.
Reviewer: crazysadie Signed
Date: July 29, 2008 Title: Chapter 10: Chapter 9
Date: July 29, 2008 Title: Chapter 10: Chapter 9
OH MY GOD I WAS RIGHT THE FIRST TIME. So, yes, I'm gullible and you had me thinking it was Andy. BUT I HAD IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME!!!! This was an amazing story. Horrible, just...horrible, but amazing. And I LOVE DWIGHT. I don't think I'll ever look at Toby the same way again...awesome, awesome job. So amazing. Great. Wow.
Author's Response:
You were supposed to think it was Andy!! I'm glad I suckered you in. ;)
Thanks for reading, and reviewing!
Summary: Jim takes his 3 kids to the museum for the day. An event that never even crossed his mind happens, how will he handle it? How will he tell Pam? Will it all turn out for the best? Read and find out. (If you know me, you can guess how it turns out, I can't write super sad stuff :P) Rated T just to be safe.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim, Other, Pam
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Oneshot, Suspense
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2532 Read Count: 2089 ePub Downloads: 0
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim, Other, Pam
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Oneshot, Suspense
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2532 Read Count: 2089 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: March 03, 2008 Updated: March 03, 2008
Reviewer: crazysadie Signed
Date: July 29, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Date: July 29, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Oh my god, this was so good. It made me cry. :( I'm so glad there was a happy ending, I actually wasn't expecting there to be...I don't really know why. Anyway, great job!!!
Summary:
Categories: Alternate Universe, Jim and Pam, Past
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, In Stamford, Inner Monologue, Romance, Travel
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: Reality Reality TV
Chapters: 21 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 54070 Read Count: 70538 ePub Downloads: 32
NOW COMPLETE!!!
"Jim, why don't you tell Pam how you really feel?"
Jim and Pam deal with the stuff that comes with being on a hit show...talk shows, radio call-ins, and press junkets. They say there's no such thing as bad publicity, but is that really the case? Watch as Jim and Pam deal with being in the public eye and under the thumb of manipulative network producers. The story is told through interviews, transcripts, web pages and photos.
Categories: Alternate Universe, Jim and Pam, Past
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, In Stamford, Inner Monologue, Romance, Travel
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: Reality Reality TV
Chapters: 21 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 54070 Read Count: 70538 ePub Downloads: 32
[Report This] Published: April 17, 2008 Updated: March 15, 2009
Reviewer: crazysadie Signed
Date: August 11, 2008 Title: Chapter 12: Interview: Sticking Like Glue
Date: August 11, 2008 Title: Chapter 12: Interview: Sticking Like Glue
Nooooo, you can't leave us here! I mean, yeah, you can, and you did. ;) I can't wait for more, seriously, this is amazing. I loved the Miley Cyrus Show thing a couple chapters back. I was laughing for like 10 minutes!
Summary: They met every other weekend, for just a few moments, as thier life was left in ruins. What happens when the couple we love so much falls apart and what happens when they try to fix it.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Married
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 17762 Read Count: 26603 ePub Downloads: 3
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Married
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 17762 Read Count: 26603 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: August 16, 2008 Updated: March 05, 2009
Reviewer: crazysadie Signed
Date: August 17, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Date: August 17, 2008 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
So I need to stop reading break-up/separation angst because it's amazing and I get hooked. Anyway, this is great, so sad, but so great. I can't wait for more. Update soon!
Author's Response: Thank you so much for the review! I promise to have more updated soon! :)
Reviewer: crazysadie Signed
Date: August 23, 2008 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3
Date: August 23, 2008 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3
Love love love this chapter! But who the hell is Tey?!
Author's Response: You\'ll find out soon! I promise. Thanks for reviewing!