Reviewer: jazzfan Signed
Date: August 21, 2010
Title: Chapter 1: Dummies
Yeehaww - when I saw you'd written a new one, I was grinnin' like a cat eatin' bumblebees and I up and opened it faster than fresh grass through a goose. I loved the character Jo (yes, I'm from the South) and of course Kathy Bates, and this is perfectly in character.
Also, I love the sayings. I grew up with my grandmother (who was born in 1887) and she was a wealth of these. Every once in awhile I'll use one and my son looked at me one day and said, "Where do you GET these? Are they for real?" I just smiled. My personal fav of my grandma's was "It don't amount to a fart in a whirlwind." It applies so very often.
Thanks for another hilarious Cold Open. We've missed you this summer - you've been scarcer than hen's teeth, and your pieces are finer than frog hair.
And if you stay gone again this long, I'll jerk a knot in your tail.
Author's Response: LOL.... Jazzy, those are GOOD ones! (I'm stealing the "Fart in a whirlwind" one... lol) You're really making me think of my dad with these. And I'm glad you thought these were very "Jo". I heard her voice when I wrote them and they just sounded right. Her Talking Heads sounded like Jo to me, I felt pretty good about her "Voice". I'm glad to see you liked.
"Finer then frog hair"... lol! Thanks again!