Penname: FlonkertonChamp Real name: Victoria
Member Since: July 27, 2009

Bio:

Just a retail drone/nanny/hooker (I'm talking about crochet, you sick bastard...) who's obsessed with "The Office"
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Reviews by FlonkertonChamp
Summary: A conversation between two people on their way to becoming "more than that".
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Steamy
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1303 Read Count: 4227 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: July 18, 2006 Updated: July 18, 2006
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: November 26, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

i don't know why this only has 4 stars.... i really really love it! hope my rating bumps the star count up!

Author's Response: Thank you!

Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: November 08, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

i really like this, the idea of them being so open and honest with each other before even having sex. it's really sweet, and kind of sexy in its own way.

and the last line is awesome. :o)

Author's Response: Thank you!

Summary: This is a somewhat longer fic, beginning with Casino Night, covering the aftermath of it beginning with what happens right after the confession and the kiss. I've also tried to flesh out Roy just a bit, to hopefully show the more sensitive side of him. This is heavy on the angst at the beginning, but I promise that the last two chapters are nice and smutty (and fluffy/funny). Would LOVE feedback about what works and what doesn't here!

Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. No money is being made from this work. No copyright infringement is intended.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Humor, In Stamford, Inner Monologue, Romance, Steamy, Wet Pam/Jim
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 79384 Read Count: 58051 ePub Downloads: 57
[Report This] Published: July 26, 2006 Updated: July 26, 2006
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: August 18, 2009 Title: Chapter 13: Chapter 13

*thud*

your story just killed me. in a good way. bravo.

Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: August 17, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

ok, normally i hate the fics that are mostly dialogue from an episode..... but GAH! THIS IS GOOD!!!!!!!!

Ready by Willow Rated: MA [Reviews - 10] 17
Summary: Pam is ready for the next step with Jim. This vignette picks up where "When You Are Ready" left off.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: None
Genres: Fluff, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2278 Read Count: 6503 ePub Downloads: 5
[Report This] Published: July 29, 2006 Updated: July 29, 2006
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: November 08, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

loooooove it!

"after sex" ice cream. heeee!

Author's Response: Thank you!

Summary: Past Featured StoryResponse to the Injury Challenge.
Categories: Present, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Drabble
Warnings: Violence/Injury
Challenges: Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1222 Read Count: 5361 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: August 04, 2006 Updated: August 04, 2006
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: October 06, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

okay, so um.... *swoon*

Truth or Dare by Pixel Rated: MA [Reviews - 28] 32
Summary: Past Featured StoryJim and Pam get stuck and get busy.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: None
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Challenges: Confined Spaces, Road Trip, Stranded, Trapped
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4706 Read Count: 13085 ePub Downloads: 4
[Report This] Published: August 13, 2006 Updated: August 13, 2006
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: August 11, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Truth or Dare

god that's amazing.... and being in the dark... that's like, both of them being blindfolded, but without an actual blindfold. HOT!

Summary: This is my response to the "Caught Red-Handed" challenge. :o)
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: None
Genres: None
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Challenges: Caught Red-Handed
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1859 Read Count: 6973 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: August 17, 2006 Updated: August 17, 2006
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 9
Date: July 28, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!! perfect ending!

Summary: Past Featured StoryJim and Pam are a couple. He asks a question. She contemplates.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 425 Read Count: 15856 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 03, 2006 Updated: September 03, 2006
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed
Date: July 27, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

awesome! that's pretty much all i can say about this.

Summary:

So this started in my mind as a little one shot (cue mocking laughter).  Of course it expanded to a little more.  It's pure speculation on my part, and is probably quite off.  :o)

 

Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Bob Vance, Jim/Pam, Michael, Oscar, Oscar/Gil
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Humor, Inner Monologue, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 14167 Read Count: 42792 ePub Downloads: 15
[Report This] Published: October 02, 2006 Updated: October 02, 2006
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 8
Date: September 07, 2009 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2

don't get me wrong, i love, love, LOVE this.... but the entire exchange with michael was SO out of character for him. i know he has had his occasional sweet/smart moments... but they never last that long. (twss?)

Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: September 07, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Pam had tried to explain to him the verb squee the night before.

He was fairly certain there was a squee somewhere in the inflection of his voice when he said good morning to his brother.


hee! i love that!

The Gift by xoxoxo Rated: T [Reviews - 20] 19
Summary:

The more things change - the more they stay the same. 

(I went crazy and rated it M -and then changed it back to a T 'cause - you know - it's still me doing the writing.)


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Oneshot, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1165 Read Count: 2634 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: October 09, 2006 Updated: October 09, 2006
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: August 16, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Makeover

another lovely little oneshot! i loved the "clueless" reference at the beginning!

Summary: Jim sits for Sasha for the first time
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past
Characters: Jim/Pam, Toby
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 298 Read Count: 3151 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 09, 2006 Updated: October 09, 2006
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed
Date: November 01, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

HA! i love the babysitter's club reference!

Summary: Jim and Pam both attend summer camp where they each experience their first kiss. Enjoy the fluff! For the Prior Meeting challenge.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Childhood, Fluff
Warnings: None
Challenges: Prior Meeting
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2376 Read Count: 2116 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 10, 2006 Updated: October 10, 2006
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: September 18, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

ummm....

SQUEE!

Vignettes by Colette Rated: M [Reviews - 75] 80
Summary: Past Featured StoryJust a collection of confections from a parallel universe where all the Herr’s potato chips in Montreal can’t keep Pam and Jim apart. I hope it’s as therapeutic to read, as it was to write. A bit saucy.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: None
Genres: Fluff, Romance, Steamy, Weekend, Workdays
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6924 Read Count: 18493 ePub Downloads: 4
[Report This] Published: October 14, 2006 Updated: October 18, 2006
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: October 20, 2009 Title: Chapter 5: Chocolate Pudding

i will never look at pudding the same way again. heeeeeee.... :o)

Author's Response: Then my work is done ;-) Thanks so much!

Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: October 20, 2009 Title: Chapter 4: Second Drink

ooh, i really like the "second drink" analogy!

Author's Response: Great! Thanks again, FlonkertonChamp!

Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: October 20, 2009 Title: Chapter 2: Persuasion

‘Here’s a sketch of my boyfriend, Professor, and look at that, he’s got a hard-on!’

omfg. i lol'd.

and holy crap, you made a dr. kinsey reference! i once mentioned the kinsey test, and one of my friends (a fellow dunderhead) said "is that another one of your office-themed quizzes?" uh, no.

Author's Response: Who doesn't love the doc? There's even a JK tie-in there. Glad you enjoyed this silly old thing! Many thanks!

Summary: Past Featured StoryAn unexpected conversation with Karen gives Jim some perspective.  Based on unspoiled speculation for season 3.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam, Karen
Genres: Workdays
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 980 Read Count: 4882 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 21, 2006 Updated: October 21, 2006
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed
Date: August 13, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

"the softer side of sears." Found it!

and while this is well-written... it's just SO out of character for karen.

Author's Response: Thanks for saying it is well-written! In my defense, you can see that I wrote it before we really had any idea what was in character for Karen. Thanks for reading this very old story!

Summary: Past Featured Story

A collection of limericks about the show and characters we all love. Or in Todd Packer's case, the characters we love to hate.

Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Humor, Poetry
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 3982 Read Count: 12443 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 28, 2006 Updated: February 07, 2012
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: September 18, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Random Ideas

good... god. this is brilliance. BRILLIANCE, i tell you!

Summary:

This is just my answer to Thursday night's angst - my attempt at an explanation of what the hell they were thinking, as well as my offering of a happy ending (TWSS!).

Lyrics and title are from Sarah McLachlan.

Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: None
Genres: Angst, Inner Monologue, Romance, Steamy, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 13713 Read Count: 20855 ePub Downloads: 9
[Report This] Published: November 19, 2006 Updated: November 21, 2006
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: August 28, 2009 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5

lovely... just lovely.

and i love that song.

Baby Talk by LoveFool Rated: K [Reviews - 438] 122
Summary:

More Jim and Pam and their adventures in raising baby Jill!


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Humor, Married, Romance
Warnings: Adult language
Series: Baby Talk
Chapters: 31 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 96586 Read Count: 204130 ePub Downloads: 12
[Report This] Published: November 19, 2006 Updated: March 03, 2010
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: December 06, 2009 Title: Chapter 13: Mother's Day

P.S. No really, she's a pleasant girl when you shake her.

So horrible.

So funny.

Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed
Date: August 10, 2009 Title: Chapter 23: Surprise Flowers

aww. and i had that same ballerina jewelry box. actually i still have it.

Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: October 29, 2009 Title: Chapter 19: Day Care

"woah-woahs"... holy crap. CUTE!

Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed
Date: February 09, 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Labor Relations

i really hope you haven't abandoned this...

Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed
Date: August 10, 2009 Title: Chapter 11: Dear Jill

BAHAHAHAHA the "beet farm" story! brilliant!

the chocolate pudding bribe... also brilliant.

and jim wanting to push the boy baby out of his stroller for checking his little girl out... nice.