Penname: FlonkertonChamp Real name: Victoria
Member Since: July 27, 2009

Bio:

Just a retail drone/nanny/hooker (I'm talking about crochet, you sick bastard...) who's obsessed with "The Office"
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A Long Day by mapetiteange Rated: K [Reviews - 29] 5
Summary: Pam's last day of work before maternity leave. Or so she thinks.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: None
Challenges: Pam's Pregnancy
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 4500 Read Count: 23815 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: October 15, 2007 Updated: March 03, 2008
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Date: August 30, 2009 Title: Chapter 3: Payback

okay, i know toby has a thing for pam, but toby would NEVER do that. he's not actually MEAN.

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Date: August 30, 2009 Title: Chapter 4: No Service

HA! you chose moses taylor hospital too! that's the hospital i'm using in my babyfic. ("it's too soon")

Impressing the Finnish Ambassadors and Medieval Conversations by morethanthat Rated: Private [Reviews - 14] 9
Summary: Mrs. Halpert makes a mistake. Dress shopping at Anthropologie. Jim has three conversations about Pam. And pineapple stuffing! Rated K+
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2163 Read Count: 6468 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: November 04, 2007 Updated: November 04, 2007
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Date: August 09, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Impressing the Finnish Ambassadors

She would find a dress than said, ‘I’m Pam. I’m sweet, kind, very worthy of your son, and – oh yeah – I’m adorable.’ So far, it had been: ‘I’m Pam and I don’t look good in orange’ and ‘I’m Pam and I’m kind of slutty.’ She left the dressing room, unsure about what this dress said.

She walked over to Jim, who gave her a “You look good” and she twirled for effect.

“I’m worried that this says, ‘I’m Pam and your son & I are having a shotgun wedding.”

GAH! love it!

A Simple Excuse to Come Over and Have Sex by bitterpill Rated: MA [Reviews - 25] 19
Summary: Some shower smut because they can.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Oneshot, Steamy
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 804 Read Count: 14434 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: November 18, 2007 Updated: November 18, 2007
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 5
Date: September 07, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

so, i like this... but it's really not necessary to put jim's lines in italics. in fact, it's almost distracting

World's Worst 55 Words (or something to keep me sane) by EmilyHalpert Rated: K+ [Reviews - 32] 7
Summary: A series of some really warped 55 word stories that I wrote to keep myself and others sane.

Categories: Jim and Pam, Other, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Angela, Jim, Jim/Pam, Katy, Pam, Ryan, Toby/Other
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Married, Workdays
Warnings: None
Challenges: Bad Fanfic, 55
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 521 Read Count: 22537 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: November 28, 2007 Updated: July 27, 2009
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Date: July 28, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Written after DMI

"nekkid stuff"... this makes me laugh out loud every time

Author's Response:

Sad, but it does me too. :) *Kevin giggles*

Yes, I am 7 years old.

Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed
Date: July 31, 2009 Title: Chapter 6: Best Exercise Ever

some even better exercise: sex burns 360 calories an hour.

Author's Response: See, and people say they don't like exercising!

Shift by thirtypercent Rated: MA [Reviews - 140] 93
Summary: Past Featured Story

What if Jim never went to Stamford? What if Pam started making life changes a little sooner?

An AU look at season 3.

 


Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Ensemble, Jim, Jim/Pam, Kelly, Michael, Pam
Genres: Angst, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 23367 Read Count: 98226 ePub Downloads: 57
[Report This] Published: December 14, 2007 Updated: May 15, 2013
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: September 09, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: I won't rest while you break my will

OH MY CRAP, ADD TO THIS, LIKE, NOW!!!!!!

Acting On Impulse by deerinthepark Rated: M [Reviews - 130] 45
Summary: Pam gets the nerve to call Jim after she breaks off the wedding, and gets invited along on an impromptu road trip across the country.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Romance, Steamy, Travel
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Challenges: Road Trip
Series: None
Chapters: 11 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 25535 Read Count: 66393 ePub Downloads: 11
[Report This] Published: December 20, 2007 Updated: February 25, 2008
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Date: September 04, 2009 Title: Chapter 4: Chicago

route 66 absolutely DOES exist. it's not indicated on maps, but it exists. i drove it from LA to texas last summer.

http://www.historic66.com/

Everything Okay Here? by katoepotatoe Rated: T [Reviews - 23] 10
Summary: Jim goes to many different restaurants.. as told from the point of view of his many waitresses :) A little AU, maybe. But mostly just a fun journey through all of Jim's meals dining out.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim
Genres: None
Warnings: Adult language
Challenges: All About a Peripheral Character
Series: None
Chapters: 22 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 24316 Read Count: 51307 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: December 25, 2007 Updated: January 10, 2008
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Date: September 27, 2009 Title: Chapter 2: Madeleine :: Emerald Diner :: Nov. 1998

i'm liking this, but you might want to edit the mention of "david denman".... that was just kind of jarring and awkward. not to mention that the real david denman is a totally sweet guy.

Nights when the northern lights perform by Colette Rated: M [Reviews - 74] 26
Summary: They didn’t get there by immaculate conception. Whoever said pregnancy was chaste - or simple?
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Dwight, Michael
Genres: Angst, Humor, Married, Romance, Steamy, Weekend, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5548 Read Count: 20560 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: January 01, 2008 Updated: January 10, 2008
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: September 17, 2009 Title: Chapter 2: Alien Solar System

if he could get his hands on it, he’d rub it.

that's what she said.

Author's Response: Ha! Thanks!

All They Do Is Smile: They've Been in Remarkably Good Moods by LoveFool Rated: K [Reviews - 41] 20
Summary: Jim and Pam are engaged. The office reacts.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1916 Read Count: 5625 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: January 13, 2008 Updated: January 13, 2008
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Date: August 10, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: All They Do Is Smile: They've Been in Remarkably Good Moods

GAH! PHYLLIS!!!!!

Love Letters by Lexiconiful Rated: MA [Reviews - 41] 30
Summary: Past Featured StoryTotally finished! Feel-good and gooey. The build up to, and actually including, Jim and Pam's first time together.
I added one more chapter for a letter on Monday morning, following their date.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past
Characters: Angela, Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Inner Monologue, Romance, Steamy, Workdays
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: First Dates
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8495 Read Count: 59587 ePub Downloads: 8
[Report This] Published: February 28, 2008 Updated: April 22, 2008
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: August 08, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: To Be Conventional

*swoons*

and i've only read the first chapter. i may just die from the fluff by the time i'm done!

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Date: August 08, 2009 Title: Chapter 2: Basketball Metaphors and Michelangelo

i want a jim

Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed
Date: August 08, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: To Be Conventional

damn.... that was amazing!

Up in Jim's Room by wendolf Rated: MA [Reviews - 193] 89
Summary: Past Featured StoryMEMBER'S CHOICE - Katy and Jim are still dating during Jim’s “Email Surveillance” BBQ. When Pam sees them together it lights a fire under her.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related, Present
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Katy, Pam, Pam/Roy
Genres: Angst, Drunk Pam/Jim, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 14 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 18424 Read Count: 132831 ePub Downloads: 40
[Report This] Published: March 11, 2008 Updated: March 21, 2008
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: August 17, 2009 Title: Chapter 14: Chapter 14

i loved it! you really wrote this well... the alternate ending of the booze cruise didn't feel forced at all.

and i disagree about jim & pam's post-coital talk... i DO think it would be that effortless. that's just... them.

Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: September 15, 2009 Title: Chapter 9: Chapter 9

i'm glad you decided not to turn roy into a complete jackass when they broke up, because he really is a good guy. sure, he lost his temper a few times, but all in all, a nice guy. i DO think that he was in love with pam, and vice versa. so again... thank you. "jackass roy" is just too cliche.

Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: November 02, 2009 Title: Chapter 11: Chapter 11

"OhmyGodohmyGod, she thought. I will never get tired of making love to this man."

I don't know why, but that sentence just... guh. makes me all tingly. no, not like THAT.

okay, maybe a little.

a side of Saving by kaat Rated: K [Reviews - 16] 13
Summary: Pam gets sick and Jim takes care of her. Lots of fluff. ;) set during season 4.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: Hurt/Comfort
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4307 Read Count: 16510 ePub Downloads: 4
[Report This] Published: March 14, 2008 Updated: March 14, 2008
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: August 10, 2009 Title: Chapter 4: the end.

really, that was just absolutely lovely.

Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: August 10, 2009 Title: Chapter 3: the girl.

“Went to get a few things.
Try not to die while I’m gone.
Love, Jim”

good god that's perfect

The Date by Alessandra Rated: MA [Reviews - 4] 3
Summary: What happened on Pam and Jim's first date.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 5524 Read Count: 6876 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: March 28, 2008 Updated: March 28, 2008
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Date: November 08, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

this was cute, but i'll be brutally honest: there are too many cliches in here. grape soda, "it's a good day," "absolutely i do", jim calling her "fancy new beesly"... these seem to show up in a lot of fics, and they're so overused. i also find the script format very distracting.

I'm Ready For My Close-Up, Babe by beruco Rated: MA [Reviews - 22] 21
Summary: After-Dinner Party. Pam and Jim get friskay.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 4269 Read Count: 11099 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: April 16, 2008 Updated: April 16, 2008
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: September 12, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Part One

A-W-E! *clap clap* S-O-M-E! Awesome, awesome is what you are, you're a smutfic superstar!

ok, now that i have that out of my system.....

this was awesome. i love a well-written smut fic. and i love that pam got a leg cramp. adds some "realness" to the fic. nobody has perfect sex all the time.

What the Kids Are Watching by Steph Rated: T [Reviews - 10] 7
Summary: The airing of the documentary affects the four kids from Take Your Daughter to Work Day in very different ways.
Categories: Other, Future
Characters: Kevin, Meredith, Stanley, Toby
Genres: Angst
Warnings: None
Series: What the Kids Are Watching
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3549 Read Count: 2484 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: April 27, 2008 Updated: April 27, 2008
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 9
Date: October 10, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

"If she ever went to her dad’s office again, she would smile at Michael and play with his trains and laugh when he did funny voices.

And then she would kick him right where it hurts boys the most."

BAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Afikomen by morethanthat Rated: Private [Reviews - 19] 18
Summary: Translates to 'that which comes after' or 'dessert.' Pam joins the Halpert family for Passover, and enjoys dinner and then 'that which comes after.' Now with an extra chapter – to fulfill NanReg’s request. Rated: MA

Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Holiday, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2589 Read Count: 13417 ePub Downloads: 4
[Report This] Published: May 11, 2008 Updated: December 07, 2008
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: November 19, 2009 Title: Chapter 2: Is it too late for a talk about the birds and the bees?

heeeee i love this!

i love ben's line, "ugh, hetero!" and tate's line, “Come on, you know they have sex on every solid surface."

Jim: The Anti-Roy by wendolf Rated: MA [Reviews - 25] 20
Summary: Just a little post-finale one-shot combining a few different ideas I've had, including a haircut, angry!Jim, and office sex.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Drabble, Fluff, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4335 Read Count: 8240 ePub Downloads: 6
[Report This] Published: May 22, 2008 Updated: May 22, 2008
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: February 19, 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

holy crap how have i not read this before?! love. it.

and that haircut is positively dreamy.

Their Silent Language by wendolf Rated: M [Reviews - 23] 17
Summary: Past Featured StoryVery brief look at The Merger through The Job from Jim's POV.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Jim, Jim/Karen, Jim/Pam, Pam, Pam/Roy
Genres: Angst, Inner Monologue, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2697 Read Count: 4934 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: May 28, 2008 Updated: May 28, 2008
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: August 13, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

WOW. that was absolutely amazing. so beautifully written, with a nice dose o' fluff at the end. i have to admit, sometimes, with the "M" rated ones, i sort of skim until i get to the "good part" (sad, i know.) but i didn't with this one, because it was THAT GOOD!