Penname: FlonkertonChamp Real name: Victoria
Member Since: July 27, 2009

Bio:

Just a retail drone/nanny/hooker (I'm talking about crochet, you sick bastard...) who's obsessed with "The Office"
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Summary: Jim takes Pam to see the Pacific for her birthday
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Kids/Family, Married, Steamy, Travel
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: let?s celebrate birthday month in style today.
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2601 Read Count: 3540 ePub Downloads: 4
[Report This] Published: May 02, 2010 Updated: May 02, 2010
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: May 14, 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

huh. it seems as if in my review, instead of posting the entire thing, it only posted the first sentence. twice. wtf?

anyway, i LOVE that line. it's so true... that's what i love about the first 2 years of a child's life... every day they discover something new.

also loved the line "...A love so profound it transcended all forms of contraception."

S-E-A-M by nomadshan Rated: T [Reviews - 17] 13
Summary: A kiss amid chaos.
Categories: Alternate Universe, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim, Pam
Genres: Claustrophobic Spaces, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: let?s celebrate birthday month in style today.
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1595 Read Count: 3314 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 03, 2010 Updated: May 03, 2010
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: May 04, 2010 Title: Chapter 1: s-e-a-m

EEP! i don't often like the "super-AU" stuff (meaning stuff in a different time period, etc.), but this is just delightful.

and i so just got an image of stanley saying that in "company picnic" in my head...

Author's Response: "Just delightful." I can hear it, too! :D Thanks, FlonkertonChamp.

Loose Ends by Dedeen Rated: K [Reviews - 60] 29
Summary: The Halperts run into people from their past.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam, Karen, Katy, Roy
Genres: Drabble, Inner Monologue, Kids/Family, Married, Pregnancy/Babies
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 16012 Read Count: 29340 ePub Downloads: 4
[Report This] Published: May 15, 2010 Updated: September 04, 2013
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: May 16, 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Karen

like Hannah_Halpert, i also wanted to see them meet up post-baby. i loved the image of jim & karen drinking from juice boxes and sharing goldfish. mmmmm... goldfish.

i also think that there should be another "loose end"... this time roy.

Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: July 10, 2010 Title: Chapter 2: Roy

i think they should meet up with charles minor... and somehow put him in his place!

Summary: The Halperts celebrate Pam's first Mother's day. I DON'T OWN JIM AND PAM OR CECELIA. I DON'T OWN THE OFFICE EITHER!!
Categories: Future, Jim and Pam, Present, Past
Characters: None
Genres: Kids/Family, Married
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1762 Read Count: 1997 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: May 16, 2010 Updated: May 16, 2010
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: May 16, 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Mother's Day

Cecelia resting her little pudgy hand next to Pam's heart as they gazed at each other.

*thud* that killed me (in a good way)

Author's Response: I'm glad it did (in a good way too)! when I did that part, I wanted to described the scene of Pam and Cecelia as mother and daughter well in the story. It gets that particular image in the reader's mind, that is their special time together, just bonding.

Summary: Past Featured Story"My daughter, the birth of my daughter, gave me life." - Johnny Depp. (And a bit of grief mixed in as well.) Cecelia Halpert, through her father's eyes.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Other, Pam
Genres: Childhood, Drama, Fluff, Humor, Kids/Family, Married
Warnings: Adult language, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 18 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 14790 Read Count: 48410 ePub Downloads: 4
[Report This] Published: May 20, 2010 Updated: July 05, 2010
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Date: May 23, 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Cecelia Halpert, Age 1

"I like nipples too."

BAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA

Author's Response: Well, ya know ;-)

Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed
Date: May 31, 2010 Title: Chapter 2: Cecelia Halpert, Age 2

HAHAHAHA... my nephew did this to me once. except he was 3... and fully clothed... and at the zoo.

Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed
Date: June 11, 2010 Title: Chapter 8: Cecelia Halpert, Age 8

aww... this brings back memories of dancing on my dad's feet.

i'm really loving this!

Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: June 13, 2010 Title: Chapter 9: Cecelia Halpert, Age 9

....myth about a jar of marbles? i'm confused.

Author's Response: There's this theory that if you put a marble in a jar every time you have sex in the first year of marriage, then take a marble out of said jar each time you have sex in subsequent years, the jar will never empty. Simply put, Jim and Pam are still gettin' busy.

Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: June 14, 2010 Title: Chapter 10: Cecelia Halpert, Age 10

haha i love it!

Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: June 16, 2010 Title: Chapter 12: Cecelia Halpert, Age 12

that was perfect! my dad used to have to go out and buy tampons for me, my sister, and our mom. poor guy.

Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed
Date: June 30, 2010 Title: Chapter 16: Cecelia Halpert, Age 16

minors should DEFINITELY have emergency cards, especially once they start driving. Medications, blood type, and allergies should be listed. You never know.

Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: July 07, 2010 Title: Chapter 16: Cecelia Halpert, Age 16

so, random, buuuuuuut... here is a link where you can create and print out an "in case of emergency" card. i really think that everyone should have one of these. ESPECIALLY teenagers who are driving.

Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: July 09, 2010 Title: Chapter 3: Cecelia Halpert, Age 3

so sweet. and the image of jim braiding his little girl's hair makes me swoon a little.

Legacy by jazzfan Rated: T [Reviews - 14] 9
Summary: Jim and Pam celebrate a birthday. Written for the Celebrate NanReg's Birthday Fan Fic Bash (okay, I apologise, it's a little late)
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Drama, Holiday, Kids/Family, Married, Oneshot
Warnings: Other Adult Theme
Series: let?s celebrate birthday month in style today.
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3514 Read Count: 2626 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: May 26, 2010 Updated: May 26, 2010
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: May 28, 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 Legacy

james daniel... you TOTALLY took that from my fics! ;oP

seriously though, this is beautiful, fluffy and sad at the same time.

Author's Response: Gosh, I'm really sorry. I didn't do it on purpose. The kid had to be named Jim for the story to work, and I've always been partial to Daniel because of Greg Daniels. Imitation is flattery, right?

Summary: Past Featured StoryHe wakes up with a jackhammer in his head, cotton in his mouth and a swirling vortex of something awful in his stomach. Set just after "Diwali."
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Angst, Drunk Pam/Jim, In Stamford
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 4727 Read Count: 9243 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: June 19, 2010 Updated: July 01, 2010
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: June 19, 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Now

ok NOW i'm curious... CONTINUE THIS LIKE NOW!

Author's Response: Excellent! Curiosity is a good thing (just don't ask the cat). It shall be continued very soon.

Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: July 01, 2010 Title: Chapter 3: Earlier (and Later)

i'm really loving this. can't wait for the next update!

one thing: he spent as much effort on housekeeping as he did on his personal experience... i think you mean appearance? i do the same thing sometimes!

Author's Response: Oh, wow. Thanks. I must have read that sentence a hundred times without seeing that. Grr. I'll be hiding under that rock over there if anyone needs me.

Three Man by andtheivy Rated: MA [Reviews - 73] 49
Summary: It's the end of the first week at Dunder-Mifflin College. Jim goes to a party thrown by his friend, Michael, and becomes intrigued by a pretty freshman.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Dwight/Angela, Ensemble, Jim/Pam, Karen, Kelly, Meredith, Michael, Oscar, Ryan
Genres: Drunk Pam/Jim, Fluff, Humor, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 11 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 18169 Read Count: 35463 ePub Downloads: 26
[Report This] Published: July 07, 2010 Updated: August 05, 2010
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Date: August 03, 2010 Title: Chapter 10: They say sex is like Chinese food

YYYYYYYESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!! i kept checking back here every day, and YAY! best. chapter. ever. (i'm a bit of a smut hound... my favorites list is full of it.)

pam's string of obscenities was incredibly hot. holy crap. and the "because you're delicious" line made me grin like an idiot.

Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: August 06, 2010 Title: Chapter 11: The morning (okay, really afternoon) after

*squee!* such a great ending. love the ice-breaking tummy growl.

Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: July 26, 2010 Title: Chapter 8: A little less conversation, a little more action

you are such a tease. i want to know what she's laughing at! poor jim...

Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: July 14, 2010 Title: Chapter 4: What's a little epitaxis among friends?

ooh, cliffhanger! (ish.) i'm loving this so much. and really loving the quick updates! i loved the little jim/pam moment in the kitchen, very sweet. i loved the line "it's a very cute face."

and jim telling michael to think about boobs. ha!

keep this going!

Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: July 09, 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Fresh meat and feather boas

ooohh, i'm intrigued. can't wait for more! (and, um... the "MA" chapters... *cough*)

i liked karen too, just not as jim's girlfriend.

Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: July 13, 2010 Title: Chapter 3: For I have sinned

omg the image of dwight doing the shirtless tango with a lamp made me laugh so hard.

and karen's little "trick" with michael... i'm horrified to say that i'm intrigued.

Author's Response: For the record, that little trick works if you do it right. One person thought he could withstand its powers. He ended up falling flat on his back. And yes, the evidence of success was quite apparent.

Summary: "The good news," Jim jokes. "We'll never have to suffer through Disney just for Cece's sake."


Total cracked out Apocalypse!fic.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Oneshot, Travel
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1104 Read Count: 2765 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: July 09, 2010 Updated: July 09, 2010
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: July 10, 2010 Title: Chapter 1: So I think about the big one, WWIII, would we ever really care the world had ended?

oh my damn, what a perfect way to wake up on a saturday afternoon! (yep. i said afternoon.)

Summary: I feel like, in order to truly be welcomed into the fold of MTT writers, one must present a first date story. This is mine.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: Angst, Drama, Fluff, Inner Monologue, Romance
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 15 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 24598 Read Count: 55729 ePub Downloads: 14
[Report This] Published: July 24, 2010 Updated: October 17, 2010
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: July 25, 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Why can't we give love one more chance?

yes, this should definitely continue!

and “Party of My So-Called Creek Slayer” kind of made my day