Penname: FlonkertonChamp Real name: Victoria
Member Since: July 27, 2009

Bio:

Just a retail drone/nanny/hooker (I'm talking about crochet, you sick bastard...) who's obsessed with "The Office"
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The Real Deal by Colette Rated: M [Reviews - 45] 30
Summary: Past Featured Story

A first fight and a bowl of make-up spaghetti. (No spoilers.)

 


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Oneshot, Romance, Steamy, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2405 Read Count: 7577 ePub Downloads: 4
[Report This] Published: July 26, 2007 Updated: July 26, 2007
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed
Date: August 15, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

this was wonderful!

‘Can I kiss you for a little bit?’ his voice was low and raw.

*swoon*

Author's Response: Yay for swooning! Thanks FlonkertonChamp!

Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: August 15, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

oh, and don't think i didn't catch the subtle "roy has a small penis" dig...

Author's Response: I don't know what you mean....;-) Honestly though, I didn't mean to imply Roy was inadequate, just that Jim had was 'more than that.' In every sense. 'Nuff said.

Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: August 30, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

i just love going back and reading this.

i hope i can find someone to eat spaghetti in bed with some day....

Author's Response: Thanks again! And good luck with the spaghetti thing ;-)

Open by Annabel Winslow Rated: M [Reviews - 20] 20
Summary: Past Featured Story

Mid-season 3, Michael takes the staff out for some much-needed fresh air.


Categories: Present, Jim and Pam
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Steamy, Weekend
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 9146 Read Count: 34354 ePub Downloads: 4
[Report This] Published: July 27, 2007 Updated: July 27, 2007
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: November 06, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Reversal

"Should we sing rounds?" Dwight asks, as they move off down the uneven path again. "Does everyone know 'GrĂ¼n Sind Alle Meine Kleider'?"

ok, i kind of love you for that. even though the song is now stuck in my head.

i love kelly yelling at the deer to run away, and jim and pam telling michael that they were going to play "doctor." (which, if pam doesn't want to, i will gladly take her place.)

Summary:

Repost - Jim and Pam Romance


Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Steamy
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 11699 Read Count: 13515 ePub Downloads: 4
[Report This] Published: July 31, 2007 Updated: July 31, 2007
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: August 11, 2009 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6 - Meet the Folks

awesome. just awesome.

i wanna read a story about pam meeting jim's parents!

Author's Response: Thanks for reading.  Has been years since someone found it.  If you continue on to Chapter 6 Jim meets Pam's folks?  I tried to make it humorous.  If you really want to laugh check out Michael's Housewarming Party.  Great romantic scene between Jim and Pam there too.  If you like Intrigue, Paper Cut was my most popular story about a murder at DunderMifflin.  Surprise ending.

Summary: Past Featured StoryDinner, and what happened later. Post-Season 3.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jan, Jim/Pam, Kelly, Michael
Genres: Romance
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8226 Read Count: 56265 ePub Downloads: 7
[Report This] Published: August 06, 2007 Updated: August 26, 2007
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: October 04, 2009 Title: Chapter 6: Silence

“I swear to God,” she says, “I will kill you and eat your parents.”

i laughed out loud. at 1:30 in the morning. my cat was not pleased.

Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: October 04, 2009 Title: Chapter 2: Interruption

“Oh, didn’t I tell you?” she says. “I found a quarter earlier.”

too cute!

Summary: Wow, my first smut fic. Pam wants to do something with Jim...;]
Categories: Future, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 580 Read Count: 6121 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: August 07, 2007 Updated: August 07, 2007
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed
Date: August 12, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Love

not bad for a first smut fic

Hypocrite by LoveFool Rated: T [Reviews - 16] 10
Summary: SPOILER ALERT! 55 Words Based on a recent promo - Pam's talking head.
Categories: Episode Related, Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: Fluff, Steamy
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Challenges: Let Your Hair Down
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 53 Read Count: 4100 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 01, 2007 Updated: September 01, 2007
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: August 10, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Hypocrite

AH! PERFECT!

and that's all i have to say about that.

Summary:

Jim and Pam after a long long day of work.

After The Job.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Fluff, Oneshot, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2480 Read Count: 8054 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: September 02, 2007 Updated: September 02, 2007
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 8
Date: August 30, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

i love this, but i noticed that the beginning is in past tense, and starting after "Jim pulled back a bit, "Ow Beesly, not so rough," and playfully slapped her leg, smiling adoringly at her. it moves to present tense.

Summary: Past Featured Story

Written for both the Pam's Pregnancy and 55 Word challenges. Takes place before The Job.


Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Karen, Kelly
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: 55, Pam's Pregnancy
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 55 Read Count: 5084 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 02, 2007 Updated: September 02, 2007
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 9
Date: August 30, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

oh man... i laughed out loud.

Summary: Pam announces her pregnancy. The reactions are...typical.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Workdays
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Challenges: Pam's Pregnancy
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 423 Read Count: 6597 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: September 04, 2007 Updated: September 04, 2007
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: August 30, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Congratulations!

awwww michael. he can be just so wonderful at times.

Author's Response: He does have his moments! Thanks for reading and reviewing!

Summary: Past Featured Story

A collection of brief everyday moments: sleeping, showering, working, eating...(sounds exciting, huh?)

Each part is a mini-one shot (i.e., not a WIP with one ongoing narrative); no spoilers.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Future
Characters: None
Genres: Drabble, Inner Monologue, Romance, Weekend, Wet Pam/Jim, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3731 Read Count: 49561 ePub Downloads: 4
[Report This] Published: September 05, 2007 Updated: November 12, 2007
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: September 17, 2009 Title: Chapter 4: Want to write you a love letter

so random, but omg i love that song.

Summary: 55-words on what happens when different Dunder-Mifflin employees get drunk.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Other, Present, Past, Future
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Drunk Pam/Jim, Fluff
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Challenges: Overheard, 55, Kelly's Revenge, 55: The Kandy Edition, Drunk Michael
Series: None
Chapters: 40 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2606 Read Count: 147011 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 09, 2007 Updated: April 11, 2008
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Date: August 30, 2009 Title: Chapter 13: Jan

A little Labradoodle-ish without his shirt on.

i just laughed out loud. at 3:30 in the morning. whoops.

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Date: August 30, 2009 Title: Chapter 23: Pam

i'm convinced jenna fischer stalked me and based her performance as drunk pam on my own drunken behavior.

Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: August 30, 2009 Title: Chapter 35: Phyllis II

EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EWWW!!!!!!!

i love you for this.

Summary: For the Pam's Pregnancy Challenge...kinda.  Future Fluff.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Married, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: None
Challenges: Pam's Pregnancy
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 752 Read Count: 7518 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: September 11, 2007 Updated: September 11, 2007
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: August 30, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Hidden Treasures

SQUEE! SQUEE! SQUEE!

The Bump by morethanthat Rated: Private [Reviews - 12] 2
Summary: Silly fluffy-fluff. For the MTT Pam’s Pregnancy Challenge. Rated K+
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam, Kevin, Michael
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: None
Challenges: Pam's Pregnancy
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 519 Read Count: 4762 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: September 18, 2007 Updated: September 18, 2007
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed
Date: August 30, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

i loved it, really, but honestly, pam would NEVER tell the cameras about her being pregnant before telling jim

Summary: Past Featured Story

First date. Anxiety and hope and terror and euphoria.

Last chapter is up! New beginnings, new rating.

 


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5795 Read Count: 54339 ePub Downloads: 9
[Report This] Published: September 29, 2007 Updated: November 09, 2007
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: October 27, 2009 Title: Chapter 5: Pomegranate

i absolutely love the sweet awkwardness between them at the beginning of this chapter. it's so REAL.

Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: August 06, 2009 Title: Chapter 6: Jellybeans

She swallowed. “You’re not looking at my shoulders.”

His gazed flicked up to meet hers. Dazed surprise turned to laughter. “Oops. You are… right.”


GAH! so perfectly jim & pam

and i just noticed this: As her movements slowed, he paused, painting.

erm... you mean "panting," right? i mean i know pam's an artist, but...

Summary: What really happened at the Estate Sale? Spoilers thru 401 - Fun Run.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Claustrophobic Spaces, Romance, Steamy, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4348 Read Count: 15703 ePub Downloads: 4
[Report This] Published: October 01, 2007 Updated: October 02, 2007
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: September 05, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Part 1

when i watched "fun run," i had this feeling that they had had a quickie at the estate sale.

looks like i'm not the only one who thought that. :o)

Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: September 29, 2009 Title: Chapter 2: Part 2: Wherein Pam does not get gypped.

also, question: where is that bed from? 'cause i want it... NO NOT FOR THE SEXUAL USES!!! (although...)

Summary:

Drabble inspired by Pam's record-setting Season 4 smile count. A little spoilery for season 4.

Originally posted on the MTT message boards during the fanfic hiatus.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Other, Present
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam
Genres: Drabble, Fluff, Humor, Romance, Workdays
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 236 Read Count: 3548 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 13, 2007 Updated: October 13, 2007
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed 10
Date: January 30, 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

i think that's "win-win-win-win-win"

and holy crap, kelly's was hilarious.

and this is so sweet

Awesome Lessons by morethanthat Rated: Private [Reviews - 12] 7
Summary: It’s a hot, humid night. Dog walking, short shorts, secrets ensue. Rated K+
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1669 Read Count: 5289 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: October 13, 2007 Updated: October 13, 2007
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed
Date: August 09, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

this is lovely!

and mary cassatt/chicken bone... that's cute! pam WOULD name her dog after an artist. and jim... well, yep. i can see him naming a dog "chicken bone"

Summary: Pam's last day of work before maternity leave. Or so she thinks.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: None
Challenges: Pam's Pregnancy
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 4500 Read Count: 23816 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: October 15, 2007 Updated: March 03, 2008
Reviewer: FlonkertonChamp Signed
Date: August 30, 2009 Title: Chapter 4: No Service

HA! you chose moses taylor hospital too! that's the hospital i'm using in my babyfic. ("it's too soon")