Penname: Amalia Kensington Real name: Lex
Member Since: October 14, 2006

Bio:

I've recently become an avid lover of The Office, and Jim/Pam in particular.

I'm interested in pretty much anything that has to do with them. ^_^

I do write, but only after I've done extensive reading in the fandom first, so don't expect anything from me for a while.

Other fandoms include (but not exclusive to) Alias; Veronica Mars; House MD; Lost, and other general televised debaucheries. 

Also, TWoP rocks my socks (marry me, Sars!).

cheers.

--Lex 


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Twelve Days by xoxoxo Rated: MA [Reviews - 245] 117
Summary: Past Featured Story

Jim, Pam...and a partridge in a pear tree.  There are 12 days of Christmas - there will be 12 chapters of this story. 


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Alternate Universe
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam, Karen, Roy
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Holiday, Humor, Romance, Steamy, Weekend, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 26401 Read Count: 57266 ePub Downloads: 27
[Report This] Published: December 07, 2006 Updated: December 30, 2006
Reviewer: Amalia Kensington Signed
Date: December 19, 2006 Title: Chapter 7: Six: Geese a Laying

I've been waiting to review this until you were done, but GAH!! Duck Duck Goose!! My favorite kiddie game!! Wow...just wow.
I'm ridiculously happy right now. Thanks for that.
cheers.
--Lex

Author's Response: Thanks Lex!!  It was tough but that's the only thing I could think of that made sense.  I'm so glad it worked for you!

Reviewer: Amalia Kensington Signed
Date: December 20, 2006 Title: Chapter 8: Five: Golden Rings

*falls off the edge of her chair*
you're killing me!!! Hee, and I like the word play with the title of the chapter. And the image of Stalker!Jim. Scaling the fire escape indeed.
Thanks!
cheers.
--Lex


Author's Response:

Can you just see him?  He would have too - if she hadn't cut him a break.

Hope you didn't hurt yourself in the fall.  :)  Thanks Lex!

Reviewer: Amalia Kensington Signed
Date: December 21, 2006 Title: Chapter 9: Four: Calling Birds

oooooooohhh!!!
I'm so giddy about this fic, it's not even funny.
I just..you..this...

I've been reduced to incoherency.
Thanks for that.
cheers.
--Lex

Author's Response:

Incoherency.  My work is done. :)

Thanks Lex!

Reviewer: Amalia Kensington Signed
Date: December 28, 2006 Title: Chapter 10: Three: French Hens

OH MY GOD!!!! YES

Author's Response: I'll take that as a good sign. ;)  Thanks Amalia!

Reviewer: Amalia Kensington Signed
Date: December 30, 2006 Title: Chapter 12: And a Partridge in a Pear Tree....

*contented sigh*

Oh yes. This is just wonderful. Really really really great (and you're right, damn hot).

But I'll be honest with you, I like the way that you presented the similarities between Jim and Roy, because after all, guys are guys and they tend to be...easily stimulated. Plus (on a separate note) they have to have some things in common...there's got to be a reason Pam was attracted to both, right?

Anyway, I'm rambling. Sorry.

Oh, confession: I honestly thought this last chapter would include a baby. Silly me.

Thanks for this. Really. It's gotten me through a hell of a work week.

cheers.

--Lex 



Author's Response:

Lex - I think you read the tamer version of this chapter.  I reworked it a bit in the AM.  You might want to go back and take a look.

LOL!  I'm a sucker for a baby story - but this would be a tad too fast...even for me.  :)  I'm glad I could make your week more bearable.  It is my pleasure. :)

Reviewer: Amalia Kensington Signed
Date: December 31, 2006 Title: Chapter 12: And a Partridge in a Pear Tree....

*clears throat*

Dude. I see what you mean about reading the "tamer" version before.

Seriously. Think about upping that rating there, buddy, lest children wander in here by mistake looking for a wholesome x-mas tale. ^_~

Thanks.(again)

cheers.

--Lex 



Author's Response:

I couldn't help it.  In the light of a new day the fairy was still hanging around. ;)

See - I never see myself as "your source for all things MA related" but I'll take your suggestion under advisement.

You are more than welcome!

Summary: See title. General season three spoilers.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam, Karen
Genres: Angst, Oneshot, Workdays
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 458 Read Count: 2310 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: December 09, 2006 Updated: December 09, 2006
Reviewer: Amalia Kensington Signed 10
Date: December 09, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I think that in that last scene, her sneaking her hands up his coat sleeves is something that's so wonderfully intimate and just so sexy. Wow.

Thanks so much for this!

cheers.

--Lex 

Oracle Mom by time4moxie Rated: T [Reviews - 91] 53
Summary: Past Featured Story

MEMBER'S CHOICE - The Jim and Pam saga affects more than just those two. Sometimes it's hard to sit by and be a mother while those two dance around the subject.

New Chapter added - more Jim/Pam holiday fluffiness.  :-)


Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim/Pam, Other
Genres: Angst, Holiday, Romance
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 27202 Read Count: 39400 ePub Downloads: 20
[Report This] Published: December 11, 2006 Updated: November 25, 2007
Reviewer: Amalia Kensington Signed
Date: December 19, 2006 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3 - What She Sees

Hands down, this is the best story ever. And I'm not just saying that because I'm reading this chapter in my blue and grey paid pjs (complete w/ faded grey sweatshirt). I just love the outsider's point of view, but since it's Jim's mom it gives the whole story a wonderful kind of intimacy as well.
Although, I can't help but be a little sad for Karen. But she's a big girl, she'll get over it.
Also, I love the Halperts. Seriously. Just great. Thanks for that.
cheers.
--Lex

Summary:

She's been parking in the same space for years....Title taken from "The Trapeze Swinger" by Iron & Wine.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Past, Future, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Inner Monologue, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1544 Read Count: 2149 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: December 12, 2006 Updated: December 12, 2006
Reviewer: Amalia Kensington Signed
Date: February 07, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: the parking lot had an element of danger

The Parking Lot of DOOM!!
I love the style of this. There's so much emotion in it, even though you're using so little words.
Thanks so much.
cheers.
--Lex

Summary: Past Featured StoryShe's already remade herself once this year, and now she wonders if she has to do it all over again so soon.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6974 Read Count: 10288 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: December 14, 2006 Updated: December 18, 2006
Reviewer: Amalia Kensington Signed
Date: December 18, 2006 Title: Chapter 3: February

*sigh* You can't see it but I'm grinning like a fool and feel a bit giddy. I love fics that make me do that. 

Thanks.

cheers.

--Lex 



Author's Response: I'm glad it made you happy. I like fics that do that too. Thanks for reading!

Summary: Five alternate versions of Casino Night.
Categories: Alternate Universe, Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3822 Read Count: 21153 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: December 16, 2006 Updated: December 16, 2006
Reviewer: Amalia Kensington Signed 10
Date: December 17, 2006 Title: Chapter 5: five - all in

oh my GOD, these were wonderful. 

Thanks for breaking my heart and then melting it together again. *laughs* But seriously, i think that this last chapter is what we all wish would have happened, but the second chapter is a direction the show could have realyl gon in, and that's why it's my favorite.

Thanks so much for this. I really needed it.

cheers.

--Lex 



Author's Response: Glad I could entertain! Thanks!

Paper Cuts by Lenore Rated: T [Reviews - 18] 15
Summary: Jim has a boo-boo. Pam helps. Indeterminate time Pre-Casino Night.
Categories: Present, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Oneshot, Romance, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1058 Read Count: 1832 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: December 17, 2006 Updated: December 17, 2006
Reviewer: Amalia Kensington Signed
Date: December 18, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Okay, this was actually painful. Like, nearly physically painful. And it's kind of ironic that the fic itself is like a papercut.

Great job. Thanks for sharing.

cheers.

--Lex

Falling by girl7 Rated: M [Reviews - 103] 45
Summary:

This is for kath and Code Name Remax, both of whom wanted a fic in which Michael spilled the beans he has so miraculously been holding thus far....

Begins the night of the Christmas party (or rather, the two Christmas parties...)


Categories: Present, Jim and Pam
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Angst, Holiday, Humor, Inner Monologue, Romance, Steamy, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 14 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 14417 Read Count: 61581 ePub Downloads: 13
[Report This] Published: December 17, 2006 Updated: December 25, 2006
Reviewer: Amalia Kensington Signed
Date: December 19, 2006 Title: Chapter 11: Chapter 11

Goodness. Pam should feel guilty about how she handled that thing with Jim.
And Michael...oh, Michael! He's a lot of things, but just like a child, he's very insightful because he sees in black and white. Shades of gray are great, but you need those two reference points to keep everything in persepective.
I'm so glad this is moving along so quickly!! I'm sitting at my desk at work, and I need something to pass the time (solitare has actually been removed from this comp).
Thanks.
cheers.
--Lex

Summary: Jim gives Pam a ride home.  And Karen, too.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam, Karen
Genres: Angst, Drunk Pam/Jim, Holiday
Warnings: Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1127 Read Count: 3580 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: December 18, 2006 Updated: December 18, 2006
Reviewer: Amalia Kensington Signed
Date: December 18, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

*shivers* I suddenly got the chills when reading those last couple of sentences. And can I just say that it's great that you make Jim hesitant about this? Because when we really face it Jim/Pam (/Karen) as if stands is not a healthy relationship at all. And if Jim has something with Karen, he's not going to just drop it all the second Pam says 'yes', because he's not that guy, and that's why we love him.

Doesn't stop from breaking my heart, though.

Thanks for this.

cheers.

--Lex

Up on the Roof by agd300 Rated: K+ [Reviews - 5] 2
Summary: Post Ep "A Benihana Christmas".  In between Jim and Pam's conversation and Dwight on the roof.  I just decided we needed more of that scene.  Enjoy. 
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Dwight, Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Oneshot
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 606 Read Count: 2992 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: December 19, 2006 Updated: December 19, 2006
Reviewer: Amalia Kensington Signed
Date: December 19, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

"Not perfect, but it was a start."
!!!
*That's* perfect.
Thanks so much for this.
cheers.
--Lex

Summary: Past Featured StoryFluffy random morning after Jim/Pam type stuff.

Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 863 Read Count: 4791 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: December 19, 2006 Updated: December 19, 2006
Reviewer: Amalia Kensington Signed
Date: December 19, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Something about the image of their love being as pure as the white sheets just really has stuck with me. If you really go with the metaphor, it's actually a quite beautiful thing. Thanks so much for sharing it with us.
cheers.
--Lex

Summary: Karen and Pam decide to throw a party and Jim hopes that by New Year's he'll have some things resolved. Spoilers through Benihana Christmas.
Categories: Present, Jim and Pam
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam, Karen
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Holiday, Humor, Inner Monologue, Romance, Steamy, Weekend, Workdays
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 16 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 14688 Read Count: 70366 ePub Downloads: 11
[Report This] Published: December 24, 2006 Updated: January 01, 2007
Reviewer: Amalia Kensington Signed
Date: January 01, 2007 Title: Chapter 16: there'd be no distance that could hold us back

Awwwww. That's so cute. I love it.

Poor Karen. But GO JIM AND PAM!!! hee.

Thanks for this.

cheers.

--Lex 



Author's Response: Thanks for reviewing it!  As much as I feel bad for Karen, there's just no way she can win over Pam. 

Summary: Past Featured StoryJim receives a gift the day after Christmas. And then another one the next day. And again for the 10 days after. Is it a joke, or has his True Love come forward?
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Holiday, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 66510 Read Count: 94118 ePub Downloads: 38
[Report This] Published: December 25, 2006 Updated: January 20, 2007
Reviewer: Amalia Kensington Signed
Date: January 09, 2007 Title: Chapter 10: On The Tenth Day of Christmas

*wipes the fog off glasses*
wow.
I can't tell you how much I look forward to an update to your story. Seriously, it borders on pathetic.
*laughs*
thanks!
cheers.
--Lex

Reviewer: Amalia Kensington Signed
Date: January 20, 2007 Title: Chapter 12: On The Twelfth Day of Christmas

oh my GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

no, I seriously cannot breathe, I'm so excited!!!!
This was the PERFECT ending. Seriously, I love this story so much. I'm going to go back and read it from the beginning.
Just....awww...*sniffles*
and damn, that tie is HOT (i have a thing for ties). and the ring...simply inspired.
Thank you, thank you, a million times thank you.
cheers.
--Lex

Reviewer: Amalia Kensington Signed
Date: January 03, 2007 Title: Chapter 7: On The Seventh Day of Christmas

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

okay, I honestly didn't expect for Pam and Jim to be here at this point. I thought they could hold off until the 10th day, but hell, this is a million times better.

These two are just too adorable. Thanks!

cheers.

--Lex 

Reviewer: Amalia Kensington Signed
Date: December 31, 2006 Title: Chapter 6: On The Sixth Day of Christmas

SQUEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
This is perfect!!! and so cute!!!
Well, I've got to run off to watch the ball drop now (it's still 12/31/06 here...15 minutes to go!).
Thanks.
cheers.
--Lex

Reviewer: Amalia Kensington Signed
Date: January 07, 2007 Title: Chapter 9: On The Ninth Day of Christmas

oh no! What's Pam's mystery errand?
Parma makes the ornaments!! So cute!
Strictly Ballroom is one of my fave movies ever (the whole Red Curtain series rocks).
These are just random facts that you must do nothing with.
Thanks.
Can't wait for the next part!
cheers.
--Lex

Reviewer: Amalia Kensington Signed
Date: December 30, 2006 Title: Chapter 5: On The Fifth Day of Christmas

GAH!! I'm so excited about this now!!
And the idea of Jim watching Pam draw is so touching. Really. I tried to go draw people at the mall. I got yelled at. not cool.
Thanks for this.
cheers.
--Lex

Reviewer: Amalia Kensington Signed
Date: December 26, 2006 Title: Chapter 1: On The First Day of Christmas

Really, this is brilliant. And that gift is just hilarious. And perfect. And it's totally from Dwight, isn't it? *laughs* j/k. of course it's from Pam!!

Thanks for this.

cheers.

--Lex

Summary: Past Featured StoryA love triangle, from a different perspective.
Categories: Present, Jim and Pam
Characters: Karen
Genres: Angst
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 3826 Read Count: 10402 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: December 28, 2006 Updated: January 16, 2007
Reviewer: Amalia Kensington Signed
Date: January 04, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2

Poor clueless Karen. It's got to be hard to be think you've got things figured out when you don't even know what you're stuck in the middle of.

I've actually been holding my breath with these two first chapters. Can't wait for the rest. 

Thanks.

cheers.

--Lex