Penname: Dernhelm Real name: Tonya
Member Since: November 07, 2019

Bio:

Three little facts about me:

1) I'm a work-from-home mom from Kyiv, Ukraine.  

2) I'm super late to the party, but  I do my best to turn my excitement with the show into the content (hopefully, qualitative). 

3) I care about Pam Beesly more than about any other fictional character in all the existent fandoms.  


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Summary: We fall in love and become allies against the world.

Jim and Pam have been in an alliance for a very long time. It has nothing to do with downsizing (although there is chatting and giggling).

(AKA a series of moments in which Jim and Pam stand up for each other, throughout Seasons 1 and 2.)
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past, Episode Related
Characters: Angela, Dwight, Helene Beesly, Jan, Jim, Jim/Pam, Kelly, Larissa Halpert, Michael, Pam, Pam/Roy, Roy, Ryan, Todd Packer
Genres: Angst, Drama, Fluff, Holiday, Humor, Workdays
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 5400 Read Count: 2242 ePub Downloads: 5
[Report This] Published: October 15, 2020 Updated: October 22, 2020
Reviewer: Dernhelm Signed 1
Date: October 19, 2020 Title: Chapter 2: Vs. Your Deskmate Dwight, Who You Will Never Go Back to The Time Before You Met

I love it. From the first line to the last, it's fantastic!
I really, really, really like the way Pam got her revenge. What could be more pleasing than a cheater getting the taste of his own medicine? Lovely!
And though the whole story was more about friendship and mutual help, I enjoyed these little romantic snippets. 'But he’s done way stupider things than splurge on a Big Mac to make Pam happy,' — this one is one big pure 'awww!'
Thank you so much for this wonderful chapter!

Author's Response: Thank you so much! I'm really glad you enjoyed it. Yeah, this is one of Dwight's worst moments, and it always irritated me that they never came back to it - I do think that a Pam sublimating her feelings for Jim would have gone all in to get revenge. That is part of the fun of this story for me - developing the friendship that's at the bedrock of their romance and offering little hints of how it's becoming more. (The next few chapters are still very much in the in-progress stage, but I'd like to say the evolution will show up a little more strongly as we go along.) Thank you for reading and reviewing it!

Reviewer: Dernhelm Signed 1
Date: October 23, 2020 Title: Chapter 3: Vs. The King of Forwards

I like this chapter a lot. I agree with you that this piece isn't that simple as it might seem. Your interpretation makes a lot of sense, though the timing of Jim's daydreaming is terrible (to be honest, I feel like I simply don't know the way guys' brains function, and if (random) fantasy could appear even in a wrong moment, my remark is irrelevant; I'm sorry if this my comment is confusing a little, hope you understand what I meant).
I remembered that I cringed a lot watching earlier seasons, and sometimes I feel like there is no particular connection between episodes (like, in one episode, characters could have a huge fight, and in another — act as if nothing happened at all). And I feel like the show that started as painfully realistic and awkward turned into something milder and more comfortable to look at (though a little less realistic). I explained to myself the change in Pam-Michael's dynamic that way.
The other explanation is that Pam is a saint, and she, luckily, not.
And I like that Jim isn't perfect either.
Thank you for your thought-provoking chapter, and looking forward to the next one!

Author's Response: No, I get what you're saying - speaking as a guy, I do feel like the idea that Michael talking about Pam performing a sexual act would put certain images in Jim's head is, unpleasantly, realistic. It's a reflex, not something to be proud of, but something that happens. I definitely agree that the show got deliberately more comfortable as time went on, and that showed up in some of the relationships that would have been tested by the more realistic and awkward version. It is always a fun challenge to try to explain those challenges and the lack of connection between episodes in fanfiction though! I'm glad you liked this one... the next one is, um, in progress. ::sweats::

Summary:

Canon-Divergence AU, set during Casino Night.

She could lie to herself all she wanted, she could pretend she had missed all the signs and was taken by complete surprise by those five words of his. But she knew she had only missed as much as he had misinterpreted.

Nothing, that was.


Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Angst, Fluff, Hurt/Comfort, Inner Monologue, Romance
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 11698 Read Count: 2427 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 17, 2020 Updated: October 17, 2020
Reviewer: Dernhelm Signed 1
Date: October 19, 2020 Title: Chapter 2: Shaking

It's brilliant. Painfully raw, but so, so beautiful. And your writing is wonderful.
I'm sorry, I'm not good with words at all, but I'm internally screaming at how good your story (and all these little changes you brought in) is. So delicate, so pure and tender, and I love it.
I hope we'll see more stories from you!

Author's Response: Not good with words? Clearly you have no idea what you do to people because I'm flipping out reading this review. Thank you so much for everything! You're so damn lovely <3

Summary: Past Featured StoryJim’s been visiting reception five (or 10, or 15…) times a day for years. It turns out it’s become a reflex, and one it will take some work to get rid of now that Pam sits next to him. She’s got a plan, though. (Also: the story of how Jim lost his virginity.)

Jam-flavored fluff set post-Michael Scott Paper Company arc. #4 in the Rejected Cold Openings Series.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Erin, Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Workdays
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: Rejected Cold Opens
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1694 Read Count: 1675 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 19, 2020 Updated: October 19, 2020
Reviewer: Dernhelm Signed 1
Date: October 20, 2020 Title: Chapter 1: How Jim Halpert Lost His Virginity

Yep, you're right — this is the purest fluff and that's adorable! I enjoyed this story a lot. Thank you!
And the line:
'He smiles the smile of a guy who wakes up every morning to find his wildest dream has come true,' — just 'awww,' I can't describe the feelings it brings to me in any other way.
(Also, I'm both curious about the Kinko's thing and furiously don't want to know details!)

Author's Response: So glad you liked it! Thank you for reading! I know. It's always nice to write the Jim who got everything he wanted. I *thought* the Kinko's thing was a joke when I started writing (it was actually the idea this entire fic sprung from). But every time I went back through it, Pam's smile in response got naughtier and naughtier, so now I'm wondering if he's maybe not kidding. Or if Pam has gotten an idea. Either way, I think you're right that the details are probably something we'd rather not know.

Summary:

"Sitting at her desk that morning it suddenly registered with Pam that her hair felt heavy, pulled back in that trusty barrette like it always was...

She locked her computer monitor and glanced at her reflection in the black screen, studying it intently."

An introspective look at the thought process behind Pam's haircut in the s3-s4 interim.


Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim, Pam
Genres: Drabble, Oneshot
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1579 Read Count: 1152 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: October 22, 2020 Updated: October 23, 2020
Reviewer: Dernhelm Signed 1
Date: October 23, 2020 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Oh, that's so lovely! I love to see Jam so freely and carelessly in love — can't describe it in any other way.
Thank you so much for posting it!

Summary: “Healthy ecosystems all have a natural balance. If you take something important out of the ecosystem, that balance falls apart, and the consequences for its inhabitants can be disastrous.”

Jim’s on a sales call. Pam’s taking a sick day. Karen’s getting a taste of life in the Scranton branch ecosystem with them gone. A cold open set mid-Season 3. #5 in the Rejected Cold Openings series.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Other, Past
Characters: Dwight, Ensemble, Jim/Karen, Jim/Pam, Karen, Kelly, Michael, Oscar, Phyllis, Ryan, Stanley
Genres: Humor, Oneshot, Workdays
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: Rejected Cold Opens
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1612 Read Count: 1019 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: October 25, 2020 Updated: October 25, 2020
Reviewer: Dernhelm Signed 1
Date: October 25, 2020 Title: Chapter 1: Lions and Leopards and Baboons, Oh My

Oh, that's lovely! I think that my message, probably, might have been one of these 1500, but I genuinely enjoy this story. Thank you!
I especially like Oscar here. We need more stories with Oscar in, he's such an underrated character!

Author's Response: Oh, mine too. Apex predators deserve love. I'm really glad you liked it! We really do need more Oscar. He's such a great character for fic - relatively normal, but far more quirky than he thinks, and pretty underutilized in canon, too. Appreciate you taking the time to review!

The New Guy by warrior4 Rated: M [Reviews - 89] 94
Summary: FeatureBefore Roy can propose to Pam, a new face shows up at Dunder-Mifflin.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam, Pam/Roy
Genres: Drama
Warnings: Adult language
Series: Cooking with JAM
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 35057 Read Count: 12611 ePub Downloads: 16
[Report This] Published: October 28, 2020 Updated: January 19, 2022
Reviewer: Dernhelm Signed 1
Date: March 01, 2021 Title: Chapter 5: Good Taste

That was a fun chapter! I couldn't help but felt a little awkward at first, but that was fine (and I still believe that Izzy was evil! but, for Pam's sake, her teasing and observations were for the better).
"Looks like we're getting close," I bet! And I can't get rid of an impression that not only the dish was meant here...
And... okay, I both like and hate cliffhangers, and I'm anticipating so much to see that happens next. Thank you for writing!
Also, I might need some snacks right now. Reading about delicious food makes me so hungry...

Author's Response: You're not the only one who has said this chapter has made them hungry. In that regard, mission accomplished. Yeah it does feel like things are getting better with Jim and Pam. It's always fun to write them being cute together. As for the cliffhanger? Should be interesting to see it reslove, that's for sure. Thanks for the review.

Reviewer: Dernhelm Signed 1
Date: October 28, 2020 Title: Chapter 1: Faded Star

Awww, I already love this! What could be better than watching Pam standing her ground and not tolerating Roy's terrible treatment? I'd like to think that he learned the lesson... nah, I wouldn't. I'd like to think that Pam starts to drift from him (and maybe toward the new guy).
Fonderful start and I can't wait to see what happens next!

Author's Response: Thank you. It's a lot of fun to play with them like this. Though remember the night of Dundies? Pam does stand up to Roy so that's kind of where I got that inspiration. This should be a lot of fun. Glad you're here for it.

Reviewer: Dernhelm Signed 1
Date: November 04, 2020 Title: Chapter 2: Wine, Coins, and Crayons

Perhaps, every one of us should have such a friend as Izzy. Usually, I don't like it when people are curious much about personal life, but not in this case.
And I really, really, really like the coin exercise. I've never read about something like that before, and I think that's amazing detail! Also, Pam's reactions to it are very nice.
Thank you for the great chapter!

Author's Response: Thanks for a great review. I wish I could claim credit for the coin exercise. That however came right from the source. Last week on Office Laides, Jenna Fichsher said she'll use that technique to help her make desicsions. Glad you liked this one.

Reviewer: Dernhelm Signed 1
Date: December 01, 2020 Title: Chapter 3: Fancy Dinner

Oh, that was such a chapter! Usually, I dislike fights, but this one was a (guilty) pleasure to witness (though I fear that this breakup would have consequences, as this Roy is just the worst here).
It's nice to meet Johnathan too! When Pam noticed the handsome manager, I was like, 'That's Jim's relative, right? Please, let it be Jim's relative!' — and then he appeared and introduced his cousin, I exclaimed 'Yay!' aloud.
I am looking forward to seeing where this story goes!
Also, it's fun to see what happens in different minds and look at things from Roy's perspective (and confirm every judgment about him). I was wondering, would you show us something from Jim's point of view?

Author's Response: Thanks Dernhelm! This was kind of a guilty pleasure to write too. I know sometimes Roy can be a steryotype and I didn't really do anything to change that here. As far as what else goes on with Roy, well, we'll just have to see.

Cousin Johnathan is always fun to bring in. A way to pay homage to all the great Brother Johnathan fics and add in a new character. And yeah, even though Pam notices the handsome manager, you know me. JAM all the way.

I've been intentionally not writing from Jim's POV thus far. Don't worry, we'll hear from him soon. Thanks for the review.

Reviewer: Dernhelm Signed 1
Date: February 10, 2021 Title: Chapter 4: First Cuts

Oh, I like this chapter! It's always nice to see these tender and sweet moments between them (but I hope that Jim will keep in mind Johnathan's advice...)
And Izzy is evil! I anticipate seeing how the dinner will go!
Thank you for writing!

Author's Response: Thanks Dernhelm. What can I say? I'm a sucker for fluff. Izzy showing up right then was just to much fun to not put in. Glad you liked it.

Reviewer: Dernhelm Signed
Date: April 07, 2021 Title: Chapter 6: Closure

That was sweet and a little sad. Maybe, it's always sad when something ends, especially if that something contained good things too. Of course, Roy deserved being dumped and everything else too (honestly, a hard talk from Darryl was slightly uncomfortable to read, though he really had to hear every single word), but, in the end, I'm glad he and Pam had a peaceful goodbye.
Curious to see what Jim will do about Pam's newly single status!

Author's Response: Thanks. Roy did need to hear all that. I figured coming from Darryl it would stick some more. In the show Pam and Roy did ultimatly have a peaceful closure to their relationship so I wanted to bring that out too. It'll be a lot of fun to see where Jim and Pam go from here to be sure.

Summary: A short little vignette about Jim’s little girl growing up.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Cece Halpert, Jim, Pam
Genres: Kids/Family, Oneshot
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1190 Read Count: 1031 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: November 12, 2020 Updated: November 12, 2020
Reviewer: Dernhelm Signed 1
Date: November 17, 2020 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Awww, this is the cutest thing! And yeah, for every dad boys are supposed to be yucky and dumb :DDD

Summary: Young reporter Jim Halpert travels to Savannah, Georgia to attend a mysterious, week-long party thrown by a reticent host. When a murder is discovered and the entire guest list seems to have a motive, can the truth be uncovered before the authorities arrive?
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Ensemble, Jim, Pam
Genres: Drama, Romance, Steamy, Suspense
Warnings: Moderate sexual content, Other Adult Theme, Possible Triggers, Secondary Character Death, Violence/Injury
Series: None
Chapters: 20 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 94199 Read Count: 12865 ePub Downloads: 11
[Report This] Published: November 20, 2020 Updated: October 19, 2022
Reviewer: Dernhelm Signed 1
Date: November 20, 2020 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 1

Okay, I'm already in love with this story and dying to know what happens next.
Also, I like your descriptions so much, and the roles you gave canon characters in your story seem to be perfect (and Erin is so cute here! Love her).
And somehow, but the little line "Jim smiled genially but not genuinely" excited me. As well as the last one...
Did I mention that I'm dying to know that happens next? ;)

Author's Response: I love that line too! I was pretty proud of it. And Erin has been so much fun to write, so I'm glad you like her as well! Thank you so much!

Reviewer: Dernhelm Signed 1
Date: November 22, 2020 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 2

First of all, Pam + pre-raphaelite paintings are my favorite thing, and Jim thinking of her that way... just awww (here should have been that gif with fainting girls from 'Beauty and the Beast').
And I'm excited with the way you introduce characters and tell us their stories. There didn't happen much, but it feels so dynamic that you don't even notice the lack of action. And I love, love, love that immediate sympathy that appeared between Pam and Jim! Also, I fully realize that this of my delights will (most surely) be destroyed in the following chapters, but I was glad that Pam just works for Roy...
I'm looking forward to the next chapter with excitement and dread.

Author's Response: Don't you just love that pre-raphaelite comparison? I have a very beautiful, fair skinned, curly red-haired friend who was compared to one once and as soon as she told me about it I knew I'd find a way to work it into a story. I'm so glad to see that you liked it! And thank you so much for your compliments on this chapter--I know action wise it's not much and I worried that the exposition/narration would be boring to read, so I am so thankful that it wasn't. I will try to not break your heart too much with future chapters!

Reviewer: Dernhelm Signed 1
Date: December 01, 2020 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 3

I have a weird habit of putting my reading on pause and making a few circles around my room when I'm getting excited or agitated or something like that. And reading this chapter, I did that at least... five times? I didn't really count...
Your writing is so beautiful! The scenes on the balcony and near the lake are my favorite so far — I'm a sucker for everything gentle and subtle yet meaningful, and these episodes gave me goosebumps... And I like your inclusion of mystery too (my piece of speculation: Todd Packer would be killed, and the only reason I don't want to see Roy as a corpse is because Jim would become the suspect t70;1 (and I don't like it!)).
And I feel like Pam's prank on Dwight might play a significant role in following events (I hope it turns into his invaluable help with the investigation).
Also, Erin is such a cutie!
Thank you so much for writing! Sorry that this review is disordered a little...

Reviewer: Dernhelm Signed 1
Date: December 06, 2020 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 4

I enjoy your storytelling so much! The beauty of the picture you're painting (rain and thunderstorm — love it! that's probably one of my favorite romantic places — under the rain), these hints on crimes that have been done and that about to happen... and, of course, all the nods to the canon that you weaved into the events of the different era with such excellence.
Can't wait to see the next chapter!

Author's Response: Thank you so much, Dernhelm! I'm a sucker for romantic tropes and I'm so glad to see that you're enjoying them. Thanks for reading and reviewing!

Reviewer: Dernhelm Signed 1
Date: December 16, 2020 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 5

Fantastic! That's the word I can describe this chapter. So many moments I like — an overheard conversation in the library (I cackled at the line about 'John' — what a lovely touch!) and Jim/Pam bathroom exchange and his thoughts (oh, I had goosebumps when I read that part! love it!). And colliding with Toby... I like Toby here (even if he turns out to be a murderer — always watch the quietest ones), and even more, I like that Jim had another perspective on his own deeds.
Thank you so much for your wonderful story and excellent writing!
P.S. I'm sure Stanley was talking with Phyllis. I know you won't give out anything, but I still like to make assumptions.
P. P. S. I feel that the next time Jim saw Packer, he was a corpse :) I can’t say that I’m sad about that, though…

Reviewer: Dernhelm Signed
Date: December 27, 2020 Title: Chapter 7: Chapter 6

A quick stop on my reading:
"he was born to do just that."
My heart exploded. The whole 'cuddling together' scene is the sweetest, the most tender thing ever, and I want to save it in eternity and let you know that this is genius.

Reviewer: Dernhelm Signed
Date: December 27, 2020 Title: Chapter 8: Chapter 7

Not only you killed one of your secondary characters (side note: yay!), but you also killed me.
I'd like to die like that a million times again, though.
And, perhaps, that's the only review my damaged brain could form, sorry.
P.S. Nope, not the only one. My bets on Toby!

Reviewer: Dernhelm Signed
Date: January 06, 2021 Title: Chapter 9: Chapter 8

I have a lump in my throat reading this. You wrote their turmoils so well, that it breaks me.
I'm so happy you published the next chapter already, so I don't have to suffer from the unknown for long!

Reviewer: Dernhelm Signed
Date: January 06, 2021 Title: Chapter 10: Chapter 9

I don't know what I feel exactly about this chapter. It's beautiful. It made me cry. After reading this chapter, I feel an urge to write something good, and at the same time — never touch my keyboard again.
I'm just overwhelmed at the moment, and I'm thankful to you for that. Can't wait to read the continuation!

Reviewer: Dernhelm Signed
Date: March 14, 2021 Title: Chapter 13: Chapter 12

My head is a little empty after this chapter (my brain is broken again, thanks to you!), but I just want to say I hope it wasn't Erin who was murdered. I mean she might be (she might've found Jim's notebook when she tidied his room and been eliminated as an unwanted witness by the real murderer — I still refuse to accept that it was Pam who stole Jim's notes), but she's such a lovely character, and I don't want her to be hurt...

Summary: Jim and Pam have been in the pranking game for a long time, and their schemes usually go off without a hitch.

Usually.

A cautionary tale of a cold open circa late S2. #6 in the Rejected Cold Opens series.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Other, Past
Characters: Dwight, Jim, Jim/Pam, Michael, Pam, Stanley
Genres: Humor, Workdays
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: Rejected Cold Opens
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2506 Read Count: 1057 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: November 29, 2020 Updated: November 29, 2020
Reviewer: Dernhelm Signed 1
Date: December 06, 2020 Title: Chapter 1: You pay a high price for hip and youthful

Awww, I like it! A lot. It's nice to see that sometimes JAM pranks are not going the way they're intended to.
I feel so much sorry for Stanley here. It was a loss for him, indeed...
Also, at this moment:
"PAM is a volcano about to erupt, and anyone with even the slightest social sense would be seeking to appease her right about now.
MICHAEL (not someone with even the slightest social sense)"
I laughed aloud :D
Great job, and thank you!

Author's Response: I feel bad for Stanley, too. Man just wants to go about his day, do his job, and eat his pasta, and this is how he's treated? I'm so glad you liked this. Thank you for taking the time to review!

Not Not Niagara by Comfect Rated: K [Reviews - 5] 7
Summary: A ficlet where Jim and Pam prank their coworkers by getting married in the wrong Niagara.
Categories: Episode Related, Jim and Pam
Characters: Dwight, Jim, Jim/Pam, Michael, Pam, Toby
Genres: Humor, Oneshot, Travel
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 320 Read Count: 810 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: December 06, 2020 Updated: December 06, 2020
Reviewer: Dernhelm Signed 1
Date: December 06, 2020 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Awww, this is so cute and so Pam and Jim! I like the idea that they ran away together like that.
And I'm happy that you're not dead!

Author's Response: Thank you (still not dead, appearances to the contrary)! I love Pam and Jim eloping, so...