Jim receives a gift the day after Christmas. And then another one the next day. And again for the 10 days after. Is it a joke, or has his True Love come forward? i *love* this. and i love the interpretation fo the gifts, as well. very much looking forward to more.
you are the best ever. i haven't read your angsty sex yet, but your fluffy sex rocked the casbah. well done!
Author's Response: Now I am imagining Pam and Jim at the Casbah. Hee. Thanks for the review, ficklevillain!
Speculation for S3 and a whole lotta wishful thinking. Pam's trying to be gracious about Jim's relationship with Karen - but she's had enough - and tells (shows) him so.
ohhhh. sad. but yay for pam letting jim have it! woot!
Author's Response: It'll get better. Stay tuned. :)
What if it wasn't Dwight who found her? Spoilers for Back from Vacation. aww. the windshield wipers. best part.
Author's Response: Thank you!
good beginning! (hint, hint.) definitely looking forward to future interactions.
He knows she smiles behind her book when he gets up, stands behind her, puts his hands on her shoulders and tells her that she brings balance to the force.
awesome! and that balance to the force line? best line ever.
Author's Response: Thank you, ficklevillain! Now, please update Five Ordinary Things...
Post Return. 'Like time machines are real and he just went back a year and things are okay.' deliriously good. love it. loved the bit about the wedding with the paper dress and the paper clip rings and michael and dwight. perfect.
i loved this whole thing, but i have to tell you...best thing: jim asking pam out a month in advance. and then checking his watch.
“How about...Seven o'clock, five weeks from now?”
best ever. awesome.
Pam serves her two weeks notice, Angela storms out of the conference room in anger, Kelly’s considering another guy naked …and none of this is Michael’s fault!
GAH! i love this. geez. totally love it. ecstatically waiting for the next bits. rock on.
hey, i like this! i like sadie, too. i'd love to see what happens next.
lol. great stuff. i'm very amused. can't wait for more.
A few thoughts about how it'll be whenever Pam and Jim finally get things right. Intended to write a drabble, but it came out a little long.
i liked the bits in parentheses. nice!
What if you had to relive the worst day of your life, again and again?
Response to "Groundhog Day" challenge by nomadshan at TWOP.
oh. holy. crap. i LOVE this. i am absolutely *desperate* for more. best. premise. ever. awesome.
Author's Response: Thank you so much! I definitely cannot take credit for the premise, but I definitely agree - it is interesting! I'd love to see other people take it on.
The universe seemed destined to tear them apart until fate intervenes. Pam is single and a little destitute. Jim is (not so) happily engaged to his high school sweetheart. How will this affect our favorite condiment? (Written for the Role Reversal Challenge.)
great chapter! skeletal, my ass. i *loved* all of the little details about their routine lives, it gives you a great insight into their relationship. awesome! love this.
Author's Response: Why thank you.
"Hangin with my peeps." oh, you *so* just got favorited. that was absolutely ridiculously amusing. and i thoroughly enjoyed the link, as well. nothing makes something funny even funnier better than funny visual aids. was that a sentence?) anyways, rock on!
Author's Response: Thank you! I so want to do this to someone after seeing that office. Maybe I'll find an after Easter sale and do it on a small scale to one of my coworkers.
Typical slow days at the office with the Ladies of Dunder Mifflin.
hey! when did karen get there! that bitch ruins everything. damn her.damn her to hell. i mean, you'd have to, wouldn't you? where else could you possibly damn someone? i guess the hell bit's just kind of implied. huh. okay, now i'm lost.
MORE!
HAHAHA! I have way too much sympathy for Karen to describe her humiliating butting-in on Jim and Pam. See possible ways she showed up in Tasha The Cookie's Review below.
You could Damn her to Detroit. That's almost as bad.
holy mcsheezy! it's manly-man truth or dare!
YESSSSSSSSSSS!
that is effin' AWESOME!
ahh, the delight bubbles within me like..something bubbly and delightful. i have fuzzy penguin speakers (i love them), and this is just as good. and believe me, that is HUGE for me to say.
and yes, my former employers *were* crazy. but it was also a temporary assignment. they didn't actually fire me. the job just sorta ended. i don't suppose anybody out there would be willing to pay me to sit around all day and do whatever i want to? in my pajamas?
anyone? anyone? bueller?
Manly-Man Truth or Dare! Oh my! That's just silly! Which means I have to use it....
I think that job description pay me to sit around all day in my pajamas describes fairly well the world's oldest profession. so..... the question is THAT what you want to do?
hey! i know i haven't commented lately (sorta preoccupied with losing my job, bleh), but holy hell, lady! you have totally been rockin' the girly-girl! it's awesome! you make angela such a badass, lol. meredith is beyond hysterical (ooohhh, the cats...gah), and i am just so confused about michael, dwight, and jim, AND karen and pam. there's just so much delicious drama! this is way better than primetime tv! rock on, lady!
Author's Response:
I'm assuming you lost your job because your employers were insane, suicidal freaks of nature who lashed out at random people in a manner similar to a rabid dog after a long hard day of licking themselves and gnawing on tree trunks. So I'm kind of glad you lost the job because who wants to work in that type of environment?
I'm hoping this will give you more time to write drabble. I don't think that goes in the 'hint, hint' category. It's more like... GET WRITING!
i shall take a break from my usual ridiculous reviews to say...
gah. you are an amazing writer. seriously. just...amazing.
wow.
DAMMITWHATTHEHELLHOWCOULDSHENOTKNOWITWASHIMISSHERETARDEDOHTHATSSOFREAKINGLIKEHER ICAN'TEVENBELIEVETHISANDNOWSHEHASTOSAYSOMETHINGNICEABOUTKARENANDWHATTHEHELLABOUTHIM NOTBEINGAGOODKISSERHESANAMAZINGKISSERYOUCANTELLJUSTBYLOOKINGATHIMYOUCRAZYJEZEBEL!!!
okay. breathe. just breathe.
gah.
Hey! Wait a second! Who are you calling a JEZEBEL!!!!
AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH!
holy crap! i can't even think of an appropriate expletive to use. and i know ALL OF THEM! damn, damn, damn, damn, DAMN!
mother of crack-ass! i was gonna tell you how funny the whole thing with angela and tampons and little flowers was, but now i'm too overwhelmed with the BITCH-ASS KARENMONSTER!
GAH!
quick! new chapter! would it be *completely* out of character for pam to beat the crap out of karen right in front of anyone? you could make it a dare. i'd vote yes on that one.
AWW! CRAP! i simply will not be able to enjoy my day now. damnation. crap. gaaaaaaaaaaaah. i'm about ready to die of frustration here, little missy.
::dead:: (oh, good going.)
Maybe this is one of those situations where you make up new expletives???
Angela and the tampons (she's just so... Angela.) was actually my favorite section to write. I had to trim it down A LOT. That dialogue went on for pages and pages. I eventually grossed myself out so much I had to put my head between my knees. Course I have to do that whenever Jim smiles at Pam, so I may just have a weak constitution.
would it be *completely* out of character for pam to beat the crap out of karen right in front of everyone? Now that's what you need to do...think happy thoughts. Here's a nerf bat, help Pam out.
::dead:: As long as you can keep writing reviews... It's a free country. Dead? Alive? It's all good.
haha! yes! that's right! FORFEIT, bitch! what're you gonna do about that?
::dance of victory::
i love this shit! it's almost unhealthy! and i can't even *begin* to tell you how much i enjoyed slutsky's mental list of "dates" at the beginning. ga-ross.
eww...andy. ::shudders involuntarily::
now poor pam has to do the forfeity whatnot! GADZOOKS! (what? people say that...)
OH you are so not going to like the next chapter. I just know it.
Gadzooks! Everyone says that. It's like Odd's Bodkins. It must be said at every opportunity!!
hahahahaha! take THAT, karenzilla! TRUTH, bitch! although...oh, crap. she did lie last time. lying slutsky. crappy crizzap.
well, at least pam and jim are joking amidst their obvious turmoil. that's awesome.
ahhh, GAW! i need so much more of this, it's RIDICULOUS! seriously. i'm surprised i even made it through the day. i almost fell over once, though. i told my boyfriend i was just tired, but that was a lie. i was going into girly-girl withdrawals. it beats the best of us.
more! woo!
"lying slutsky" sums her up beautifully!
I start getting headaches if I don't write GirlyGirl every 24 hours. Fact.
EFF!
EFF! EFF! EFF!
AUGH! DAMN YOU, KELLY! DAMN YOU TO THE PITS OF DESPAIR! AUGH!
le sigh. oh, how will i survive until the next update? how will i manage, not knowing what will happen next? how will i make it through?!
Did you read my earlier comment where I said I only know 8 French words? I can not tell you how many times I put the word "le" in front of an English word when I was in Paris and hoped for the best. And...it does not work. Never. Not once. "le what?"
You know Kelly loves you and wonders if maybe when you say "pits of despair" you mean a beach condo with rag rugs and wicker furniture and cute guys in speedos....because that would be AWESOME!
oh, how i've missed you! let me count the way! wa-hun! ta-hoo! th-rrreeeee! a million! (okay, so i cheated. sue me.) gah, you're dragging it out and dragging it out, and it's killing me! ohmygosh, it's a paradox. half of me desperately wants it to be done *right now* so i can read it all and enjoy it all and finally find out how it ends...butthe other half of me hopes it never stops! eternal WiP! woooooooo!
hope you had a nice vacation!
Oh I AM suing you! I've got it all figured out! It's diabolical!!!! When I win in court, you'll have to write a story of my choosing! Bwahahaha! Feel fear, because itsa comin'!!!
I hope you know I promised someone to write 15,000 chapters so it's going to be a while.
enternal WiP? eternal women in prison? eternal wired in porn? eternal woofie in pajamas? eternal wait I'm pregnant! what the hell does WiP mean? Kinda curious.
I had a great vacation but now all my shoes have sand in them!
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