7Summary: Special moments between Jim and his little Care Bear.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Other, Pam
Genres: Fluff, Married
Warnings: None
Challenges: Daddy Jim
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes
Word count: 2084 Read Count: 28721 ePub Downloads: 1
Penname: collardgreens Real name: Girl With Curl
Member Since: January 08, 2007
Bio:
" I’m always thinking one step ahead like a carpenter who makes stairs." Andy- the office
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" I’m always thinking one step ahead like a carpenter who makes stairs." Andy- the office
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[Report This] Published: June 19, 2007 Updated: July 21, 2007
Reviewer: collardgreens Signed
Date: July 05, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: Cars
Date: July 05, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: Cars
I live next to the FDR and I never knew how noisy it was until a friend stayed over from the country. But you know what I can't sleep without it anymore.
Author's Response:
I have always lived next to the interstate, and I love the sound. I hated when the put sound barriers up. I seriously was arguing with them about it (picture little ten year old girl arguing with big men in suits... yep that is how it went)
Summary: Pure smut for pure smut's sake. :)
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Oneshot, Steamy
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3495 Read Count: 10643 ePub Downloads: 2
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Oneshot, Steamy
Warnings: Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3495 Read Count: 10643 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: June 23, 2007 Updated: June 23, 2007
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Date: June 24, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Billiards at the Country Club
Date: June 24, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Billiards at the Country Club
hahah the photo. Yesssssss.oh oh wait I like the one of him jumping yeah nice view of.... ok I'm just gonna blush. Great smut fic. You should do one for every picture in the GQ spread. That would be awesome.
Summary: 
"So, Jim," she started, setting the empty can back down on the table as she returned his cup to him. "Have you ever done drugs?" She leaned in towards him for even more emphasis. She grinned widely at him before sitting back in her chair. [Spoilers up to and including Drug Testing for part one. Part two and beyond set in an AU-version of season 4.]
Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Drug Use/Abuse, Explicit sexual content, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7511 Read Count: 17839 ePub Downloads: 8
"So, Jim," she started, setting the empty can back down on the table as she returned his cup to him. "Have you ever done drugs?" She leaned in towards him for even more emphasis. She grinned widely at him before sitting back in her chair. [Spoilers up to and including Drug Testing for part one. Part two and beyond set in an AU-version of season 4.]Categories: Jim and Pam, Episode Related
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Drug Use/Abuse, Explicit sexual content, Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7511 Read Count: 17839 ePub Downloads: 8
[Report This] Published: June 28, 2007 Updated: July 13, 2007
Reviewer: collardgreens Signed
Date: June 28, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Drug Testing
Date: June 28, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Drug Testing
HAHAHAHA. I justed watched that ep. and I'm stoned as hell. So I was just basically grinning madly for a while. Can't wait for the next chapter.
Author's Response: Aahahahahahaah I got mad jealous when I read this review. D: Though, tbh, just writing this made me feel a little loopy.
Reviewer: collardgreens Signed
Date: July 13, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: 11:30 on a Saturday night
Date: July 13, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: 11:30 on a Saturday night
I just wanted to say that I read this again from the beginning and wanted to pass on the knowledge of smoothies. Cure cotton mouth like nobody's business. Anyway loved this it was pretty funny.
Author's Response: Ooooh. I think I will take that little nugget away for my own future knowledge. XDDD
Summary: A sort of inner-monologue from Pam, present-tense taking place right at the end of S3.
Categories: Present
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Inner Monologue
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 9255 Read Count: 25386 ePub Downloads: 1
Categories: Present
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Inner Monologue
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 9255 Read Count: 25386 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: July 01, 2007 Updated: July 11, 2007
Reviewer: collardgreens Signed
Date: July 05, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3
Date: July 05, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3
squeeeee. I'm grinning like a fool.
Author's Response: I'm glad you like it! :]
Reviewer: collardgreens Signed
Date: July 12, 2007 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6
Date: July 12, 2007 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6
I love this little rap up chapter. It's just completely lovely.
Author's Response: Thanks so much! I;m going to keep posting here just to keep getting nice reviews ;]
Summary:
Categories: Present, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Oneshot
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1896 Read Count: 3155 ePub Downloads: 0
She says his name and it stops him.
Categories: Present, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Oneshot
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1896 Read Count: 3155 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: July 04, 2007 Updated: July 04, 2007
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Date: July 05, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: My Wish For You
Date: July 05, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: My Wish For You
oo this is good. I kind of want to follow it a little farther.
Summary: "It's like Antarctica in there, Pam." Future, married Jim-and-Pam fluff-type stuff.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Married
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 997 Read Count: 4505 ePub Downloads: 0
"It's like Antarctica in there, Pam." Future, married Jim-and-Pam fluff-type stuff.Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Married
Warnings: Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 997 Read Count: 4505 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: July 06, 2007 Updated: July 06, 2007
Reviewer: collardgreens Signed
Date: July 06, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Date: July 06, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
that was wonderful fluffyness. yayers.
Summary: Lovely, yet unfulfilled inner thoughts of JAM during a perfectly ordinary afternoon.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: None
Genres: Inner Monologue
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2428 Read Count: 3202 ePub Downloads: 0
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: None
Genres: Inner Monologue
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2428 Read Count: 3202 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: July 07, 2007 Updated: July 07, 2007
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Date: July 08, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Passing Afternoon
Date: July 08, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Passing Afternoon
waaaaah. That was so good. Amazing really. I loved reading this.
Author's Response: Thanks, collardgreens. I'm glad you liked it. :)
Summary: Pam's a little bit miserable during her time of the month. Hopefully Jim can help make it better.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 6402 Read Count: 31237 ePub Downloads: 0
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 6402 Read Count: 31237 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: July 09, 2007 Updated: August 03, 2007
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Date: July 09, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3
Date: July 09, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3
haha. This is awesome!
Summary:
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past
Characters: Angela, Creed, Dwight, Jim/Pam, Kevin, Meredith, Michael, Oscar, Roy, Stanley, Toby
Genres: Angst, Drunk Pam/Jim, Humor, Inner Monologue, Romance, Steamy, Travel, Weekend
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 22 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 90021 Read Count: 151292 ePub Downloads: 66
A year or two before the cameras arrived, Michael takes the staff to the Poconos for a camaraderie event. Much unresolved sexual tension and angst ensues (uh, between Jim & Pam, not the entire staff).
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past
Characters: Angela, Creed, Dwight, Jim/Pam, Kevin, Meredith, Michael, Oscar, Roy, Stanley, Toby
Genres: Angst, Drunk Pam/Jim, Humor, Inner Monologue, Romance, Steamy, Travel, Weekend
Warnings: Adult language, Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 22 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 90021 Read Count: 151292 ePub Downloads: 66
[Report This] Published: July 11, 2007 Updated: October 02, 2007
Reviewer: collardgreens Signed
Date: July 16, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2: To Hear the Things You Haven't Said
Date: July 16, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2: To Hear the Things You Haven't Said
I wish I could of taped my face while reading this. It was all pursed smile, then opened mouth when she thought about their first date. I love all the little things in here.
Author's Response:
Aw, really? I know what you're talking about, because I've read so many fics like that before (with a big old grin) -- and am actually sitting here grinning at your review. :o) (Aren't we a smiley bunch??)
So glad you're enjoying this & I really appreciate the review!
Reviewer: collardgreens Signed
Date: July 23, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4: Making Spells As the Shadows Close In
Date: July 23, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4: Making Spells As the Shadows Close In
oh.. my.. god.. it's just getting too hot. I'm fanning myself over here. please update soon.
Author's Response:
Oh my god! A review! Seriously, I figured absolutely no one would be reading this, much less take the time to review it -- so thank you very, very much. :O) I will definitely update soon; the next few chapters are done, but I'm still editing them.
Thanks again for the review - and glad you're enjoying it!
Reviewer: collardgreens Signed
Date: July 24, 2007 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5: We Won't Touch; We'll Just Wait For Signs
Date: July 24, 2007 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5: We Won't Touch; We'll Just Wait For Signs
Man I never want to stop reading. Why are there such a thing as chapters. update soon!
Author's Response:
Ha! You are so sweet! Well, I can promise you that there'll be very quick updates on this one; I'm just editing the last few chapters now, so...soon, I promise. :o)
Thanks for reviewing!
Reviewer: collardgreens Signed
Date: July 26, 2007 Title: Chapter 7: Chapter 7: The Sacred Geometry of Chance
Date: July 26, 2007 Title: Chapter 7: Chapter 7: The Sacred Geometry of Chance
OH MY GOD. I just want Jim to flip her over on her back and be done with it. I was actually in pain. This was like putting my hand on a burner and leaving it there. God can we just pretend that they get it on and have a happy ending. Even though that's completely impossible. Damn you are good.
Author's Response: LOL! Well hopefully you'll find some relief in the chapter to come. *cough, cough* :o) Thanks so much for the review - so glad you're enjoying the story!
Reviewer: collardgreens Signed
Date: July 30, 2007 Title: Chapter 8: Chapter 8: The Lights Go Out and It's Just the Three of Us: You Me and All That Stuff We're So Scared Of
Date: July 30, 2007 Title: Chapter 8: Chapter 8: The Lights Go Out and It's Just the Three of Us: You Me and All That Stuff We're So Scared Of
waaaaaaaaaaaah. amazing. you are simply amazing
Author's Response: Hee - your "waaaaaaaaaaah" made me chuckle out loud. :o) Thank you so much - for the review, and for your kind words!
Reviewer: collardgreens Signed
Date: August 06, 2007 Title: Chapter 10: Chapter 10: Doors You Opened I Just Can't Close
Date: August 06, 2007 Title: Chapter 10: Chapter 10: Doors You Opened I Just Can't Close
the way you wrote jim's emotions in the season 2 finale breaks my heart. Your a genius from stringing this all together. And ooo bonus alternate chapter? yay.
Author's Response: Thanks so much! Yes, there will be several bonus chapters -- three or four, potentially. :O) Thanks so much for reviewing!
Summary:
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Suspense
Warnings: Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 24 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 36808 Read Count: 27530 ePub Downloads: 1
Someone is dead in The Office, and everyone is a suspect.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Alternate Universe
Characters: Ensemble
Genres: Suspense
Warnings: Other Adult Theme
Series: None
Chapters: 24 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 36808 Read Count: 27530 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: July 12, 2007 Updated: August 06, 2007
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Date: July 14, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3 - Arriving at Work
Date: July 14, 2007 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3 - Arriving at Work
ooooo fun. I like where this is going.
Summary: When Dwight finds RISK in the break room, Jim's lunch, his relationships, and the office are all turned upside down.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past
Characters: Andy, Dwight, Jim/Karen, Jim/Pam, Kevin
Genres: Workdays
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 11 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 30393 Read Count: 35473 ePub Downloads: 2
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past
Characters: Andy, Dwight, Jim/Karen, Jim/Pam, Kevin
Genres: Workdays
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 11 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 30393 Read Count: 35473 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: July 15, 2007 Updated: February 22, 2008
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Date: July 17, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: The Cunning Use of Flags
Date: July 17, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: The Cunning Use of Flags
this is cute. I remember my history teacher getting into this game with some classmates. I never played... I'm about peace and love dude! (I sucked)
Author's Response: Thank you for the review. Dwight is not about the peace or love, which is why he excels at RISK.
Summary:
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Inner Monologue, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5248 Read Count: 20138 ePub Downloads: 5
Jim is worried that Pam can't get no satisfaction.
Smut.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Inner Monologue, Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Explicit sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5248 Read Count: 20138 ePub Downloads: 5
[Report This] Published: July 15, 2007 Updated: July 19, 2007
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Date: July 15, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: One Hand and My Pocket
Date: July 15, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: One Hand and My Pocket
yay one more chapter.
Author's Response: Ha. IMPATIENT.
Reviewer: collardgreens Signed
Date: July 19, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: Rings and Things
Date: July 19, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: Rings and Things
hey that nightgowns really pretty. Also awesomeness is this fic!
Summary:
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Bob Vance, Jim/Pam, Phyllis
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Wet Pam/Jim
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: Jim Halpert: More Than The Sum of His Parts
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2972 Read Count: 7354 ePub Downloads: 4
A pool party and a shirtless Jim. Need I say more?
Another story in the series - Jim Halpert: More Than the Sum of His Parts
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Bob Vance, Jim/Pam, Phyllis
Genres: Fluff, Humor, Wet Pam/Jim
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: Jim Halpert: More Than The Sum of His Parts
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2972 Read Count: 7354 ePub Downloads: 4
[Report This] Published: July 15, 2007 Updated: July 15, 2007
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Date: July 16, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Splish Splash
Date: July 16, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: Splish Splash
heheeee. So cuteee. I love the end I was grinning like fool yay phyllis!
Author's Response:
yay for happy endings! :-)
Thanks for reading and taking the time to review, collardgreens!
Summary: Jim and Pam and two telephones, post-Season 3.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8370 Read Count: 59152 ePub Downloads: 14
Jim and Pam and two telephones, post-Season 3.Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Romance, Steamy
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8370 Read Count: 59152 ePub Downloads: 14
[Report This] Published: July 16, 2007 Updated: August 02, 2007
Reviewer: collardgreens Signed
Date: July 16, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: New Territory
Date: July 16, 2007 Title: Chapter 1: New Territory
continue this pleaaaaaaseeee so funny.
Reviewer: collardgreens Signed
Date: July 17, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: Borders
Date: July 17, 2007 Title: Chapter 2: Borders
I vote for smut!!
Author's Response: Noted, collardgreens. You may get your wish.
Reviewer: collardgreens Signed
Date: July 24, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: Hypothesis
Author's Response: The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire! Sorry, never mind. Thank you, collardgreens!
Date: July 24, 2007 Title: Chapter 4: Hypothesis
I loved the convo about how their date would of gone. I snorted at one point.
Oh and it is getting HOT! let the barn house BURN!
Author's Response: The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire! Sorry, never mind. Thank you, collardgreens!
Reviewer: collardgreens Signed
Date: July 26, 2007 Title: Chapter 5: Directions
Date: July 26, 2007 Title: Chapter 5: Directions
hehee totally giggled
Author's Response: Thanks, collardgreens!