Penname: EmilyHalpert Real name:
Member Since: February 02, 2007

Bio:

Generally an annoying hopeless romantic.

I love writing, reviewing. In terms of reviewing - yes, I go back and read old stories. Sometimes really old. It is fun. Yes, I leave um, interesting reviews. Hopefully you like them. If not, tell me to shut up.

I am willing to beta. I can't promise a lot of grammar comments, but I can tell you what I like, don't like, and if something doesn't sound right to me. Feel free to contact me. I don't bite and fanfic is my life.


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Two Verses on Reproduction by morethanthat Rated: Private [Reviews - 13] 3
Summary: In "like a geyser," Jim bumps into Karen and has a panic attack. In "so foreign," Pam cries, sucks at painting, and frets over parenting. Note: There is very little to these stories that is shiny/happy, so please be appropriately beware. Rated K
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Angst, Oneshot
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1138 Read Count: 3843 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: August 08, 2009 Updated: August 08, 2009
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: August 08, 2009 Title: Chapter 2: so foreign

1) I totally recongized the Friends line. Only show I've watched a billion times besides Office

3) which is really two, but relates to your three.... I always think that also. I think she's happy on the initial part, but I can't help but imagine there's still a ton of nervousness on her part, because she doesn't seem to want it a lot. I'm really hoping they adress it at least SOME in the upcoming season, because I don't want her to do a complete 180 and suddenly love having kids, and heck, even the person who loves kids and has always wanted kids, I can't imagine them not freaking out some. its huge and scary. 



Author's Response: i am worried that they will make it really schmaltzy. and i don\'t believe this is a show that does schmaltz, but, i don\'t know. of course i teared up! of course it\'s great! but if it is not real and a little messy, then the show is no longer true to itself. and basically i\'ll start writing lots of jim/ryan porn or something in reaction.... just kidding. (sort of.) here\'s hoping that we\'ll get a complex season. i\'m hoping for it.

What if? by exit17soda Rated: K [Reviews - 5] 1
Summary: Jim worries. Spoilers up to season 4.

(Its 55 Words, I dont know why the word-count lies!)
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Angst
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 57 Read Count: 1422 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: August 08, 2009 Updated: August 08, 2009
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: August 09, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I pray that it never happens. My heart broke reading that last line!


Author's Response: Sorry for breaking your heart. I hope it never happens either, I would lose all faith in love. :(\r\nThanks for your review!

Cement by exit17soda Rated: K [Reviews - 3] 3
Summary: Jim wonders about the merger.
Spoilers up to The Merger.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim
Genres: Angst
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 151 Read Count: 1685 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: August 09, 2009 Updated: August 09, 2009
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: September 11, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Interesting analogy. Karen doesn't hold the cement together though. Only hope and promises of more do.

Author's Response: Thank you, EmilyHalpert. I'm so glad to see your review. I'm not sure if I've reviewed any of your writings, but I freakin love them all. :)

colors in white by kaat Rated: K+ [Reviews - 11] 6
Summary: a little thing we like to call a wedding ;)
Categories: Present, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 781 Read Count: 1667 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: August 09, 2009 Updated: August 09, 2009
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: August 10, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: mixed

Oh, this is just... happy. :)

my clothes hang like ghosts of the people i've been by bebitched Rated: T [Reviews - 12] 5
Summary: Roy gets an invitation in the mail. Title and inspiration from Death Cab's "You Can Do Better Than Me." That song has always reminded me of Roy.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Other, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam, Pam/Roy, Roy
Genres: Angst, Inner Monologue, Married, Oneshot
Warnings: Adult language
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 546 Read Count: 2226 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: August 11, 2009 Updated: August 11, 2009
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: August 12, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Wow. I'm always a fan of well written Roy peices, and this is certainly it. Makes him seem human instead of the doofball he is usually portrayed as!

That Time Andy Bernard Met the President of the United States - Ever Heard of Him? by morethanthat Rated: Private [Reviews - 6] 4
Summary: Here Comes Treble in the West Wing. Rated K+
Categories: Other, Past, Crossover, Alternate Universe
Characters: Andy
Genres: Humor
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 370 Read Count: 1119 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: August 12, 2009 Updated: August 12, 2009
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: August 17, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: You should come, it’s gonna be cray-cray. Crazy.

I liked it, I laughed, so its cool. I never really watched the WW, but, even still, it was very Andy, and Andy rocks.

Author's Response: thank you!

Reflections by shortlatte Rated: K+ [Reviews - 14] 12
Summary: How I imagined Jim and Pam's first date.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Romance
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2156 Read Count: 2581 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: August 18, 2009 Updated: August 18, 2009
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: September 19, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Wow. This was amazing. I love all the small details that make it feel so incredibly real and just you can feel the happiness and love, and wonderful job!


Author's Response: Thank you! It's the small little things that always seem to draw me in, so I was trying to focus on that here. Glad to know it worked!

Black and White by shortlatte Rated: K [Reviews - 9] 8
Summary: Past Featured StoryShared hobby leads to a revelation.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim, Pam, Pam/Roy
Genres: Angst, Oneshot, Workdays
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 753 Read Count: 2375 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: August 19, 2009 Updated: August 19, 2009
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: September 17, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Is it sad that I started liking penguins a lot more after Jim had one in ES? Seriously. Penguins weren't big either way on my list, but then... it warped my brain, and yeah... not its all PENGUINS!

Author's Response: Haha, it's not sad at all. Then again, I am all about some adorable, eccentrically random animal pimpage. Any means of spreading the zoological love is alright in my book. Plus, that penguin statue is pretty awesome.

The Way Halperts Are by norsk_heksen Rated: K [Reviews - 8] 4
Summary: Takes places sometime after "Frame Toby". Jim helps Pam move into their new home, but gets distracted along the way. Warning: Fluff!
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Childhood, Fluff, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1145 Read Count: 2398 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: August 19, 2009 Updated: August 19, 2009
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: August 26, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I have a feeling not only am I gonna stick my kid with a ton of my old books, but also my mom's old books (which she left me also).I'm a huge fan of books. I slowly weed out a lot of them, but I've gotten to the point where the ones I have mean a TON.

Bobble Heads by Dwangie Rated: K [Reviews - 6] 3
Summary: Dunder Mifflin workers are asked a series of questions about an "office romance."
Categories: Jim and Pam, Past
Characters: Ensemble, Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, Romance, Workdays
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 737 Read Count: 1857 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: August 21, 2009 Updated: August 21, 2009
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: August 21, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Set One - Do you think there is a secret "office romance?"

That was fun. All were in character, and it was great. Good job!


Author's Response: Thank you so much!!

Hands by shortlatte Rated: T [Reviews - 10] 9
Summary: The past five years, told from a unique perspective.
Categories: Episode Related, Jim and Pam, Present, Past
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1269 Read Count: 1855 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: August 22, 2009 Updated: August 22, 2009
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: August 25, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Ah, wow, this was a great little look at various parts of their relationship. I happen to like the later ones the best :)

A Prologue to Forever by LoveFool Rated: K [Reviews - 22] 12
Summary: Feelin' kind of inspired this morning...Hope you all enjoy a little pre- JAM wedding short.  I really don't THINK there are any spoilers unless you're of the mind that they are not ever getting married. :-)

Categories: Future, Jim and Pam
Characters: None
Genres: Drabble, Fluff, Humor, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 806 Read Count: 3233 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: August 23, 2009 Updated: August 23, 2009
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: August 24, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

God, just the love these two, just radiates.

Forever by unfold Rated: K+ [Reviews - 10] 5
Summary: Jim, Pam, a bed, some love, and an unborn baby.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 300 Read Count: 2588 ePub Downloads: 3
[Report This] Published: August 31, 2009 Updated: August 31, 2009
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: September 01, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Ah, so simple, so lovely.

What Are You Doing the Rest of Your Life by jazzfan Rated: K+ [Reviews - 10] 7
Summary: Jim and Pam's reception and wedding night. No spoilers, because this won't be in canon. Just a piece of unabashed sap - you have been warned.

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Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Andy, Angela, Dwight, Jim/Pam, Kevin, Michael, Phyllis, Roy, Ryan/Kelly
Genres: Fluff, Married, Oneshot
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4149 Read Count: 2897 ePub Downloads: 2
[Report This] Published: September 01, 2009 Updated: September 01, 2009
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: September 08, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: What Are You Doing the Rest of Your Life

At my friends wedding, I ran around barefoot the entire time. Took my shoes off the second I walked out of the church. Everyone was jealous of me, because their feet were killing them (even the bride), but apparently, I was the only one that didn't care.... or have the sense of decorum not to run around barefoot.

How can you aim the garter and boquet? I know at the last wedding, well, they spun them around like 10 times and the bride/groom could barely stand, much the less AIM.

This just makes me smile. Perfect way to end the day.

Author's Response: Very glad to have made you smile, EmilyHalpert. I can't speak from personal experience on the garter, but hell yeah, you sure can aim a bouquet. *grin* Not that I would ever have done that... Thanks for reading and reviewing.

Connecticut by Dwangie Rated: K [Reviews - 7] 3
Summary: There are a lot of things she hates about Connecticut.
Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Angst, In Stamford, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1222 Read Count: 1772 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 06, 2009 Updated: September 06, 2009
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: September 08, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Oh, I would have liked this so much better. Great job!


Author's Response: Thank you so much! I would have liked it better too!

where floor meets ceiling and all the space in between by bebitched Rated: T [Reviews - 9] 4
Summary:

 jim, pam and their fixer-upper house.

he can almost see her now, hair graying at her temples, decades of laugh-lines softening the edges of her eyes.


Categories: Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Fluff, Holiday, Married, Oneshot, Romance, Weekend
Warnings: Mild sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2059 Read Count: 2085 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 14, 2009 Updated: September 14, 2009
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: September 15, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Wow. Those were some great moments (and I knew most of the songs). Just a sweet trip through their life in the house. :) Beautiful!

A Man Does What He Must by zippity_zoppity Rated: K+ [Reviews - 12] 5
Summary: “Have I ever steered you wrong, Jim?” Creed gives advice to the lovelorn. Set during Casino Night.
Categories: Episode Related, Other
Characters: Creed, Jim, Jim/Pam
Genres: Humor, Inner Monologue, Oneshot
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 431 Read Count: 1535 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 15, 2009 Updated: September 15, 2009
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: September 16, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

So Creed is JFK? Awesome. I really love it and seems like this totally could have happened!

Author's Response: Thanks so much!

Proof by yanana Rated: K [Reviews - 12] 6
Summary: Probably nothing worth your while (haha), but I had to get something post-premiere out. So spoilers for that, and then the smallest, slightest, no big deal spoiler (as in, I doubt it'll ruin anything for you) for a later episode in season six.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1037 Read Count: 2807 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 17, 2009 Updated: September 17, 2009
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: October 01, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

This makes me happy. No other thng about it. Just... happiness!

Junebug by zippity_zoppity Rated: M [Reviews - 10] 6
Summary: Eleven days in June, 2006.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Karen
Genres: Angst, Drunk Pam/Jim, In Stamford, Inner Monologue, Oneshot
Warnings: Adult language, Moderate sexual content
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1789 Read Count: 2127 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: September 18, 2009 Updated: September 18, 2009
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: September 29, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Oh Jim.... This, unfortunately, I can see happening. Seriously, why can't I just.... like, go from Casino Night to Fun Run. I love you, we're dating. That's simpler and less painful. And that way I can pretend Karen doesn't exist. Anyways, despite my hatred for this time, I liked the story, and very (painfully) realistic.

Author's Response: Ah, thanks! I actually love Stamford and Jim/Karen, because I'm a fandom oddball. So I prefer "I love you, you rejected me, I moved on, let's deal with this." Maybe I'm just an angst-hound.

Friday I'm in Love by live-love-laugh-FLOSS Rated: K+ [Reviews - 9] 4
Summary: I don't care if Monday's blue. Tuesday's grey and Wednesday too. Thursday, I don't care about you, it's Friday I'm in love.

Jim's favorite day of the week, obviously.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Past
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 606 Read Count: 2407 ePub Downloads: 1
[Report This] Published: September 19, 2009 Updated: September 19, 2009
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: September 27, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: just a few of the best

Their son :). Fridays are great,but from about September-May, Thursdays rule!

Chiffon like a Cloud by yanana Rated: K [Reviews - 15] 11
Summary: Total fluff. I know, it's all that's coming out lately. Speculation based on spoilers for episode 6.04. Just some moments during a particular day for Jim and Pam.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Present, Episode Related
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Oneshot, Romance
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2216 Read Count: 3894 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 25, 2009 Updated: September 25, 2009
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: September 26, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Hey Pam, the baby could be a 19 pound giant ;). Anyways, this was way to cute. Even if my mom decided she needed to talk outloud to herself the entire time about doing random chores around the house (Pam and Jim being cute fluff... "watering the plants now this one is really thirsty oh did you move this now")

Some Things Still Fit by LoveFool Rated: K [Reviews - 24] 8
Summary: Pam's dealing with things that don't fit...and some things that always do. No Spoilers.

Categories: Present, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Drabble, Fluff, Humor, Oneshot, Romance, Workdays
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 613 Read Count: 2890 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 27, 2009 Updated: September 27, 2009
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: September 28, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Best reason for clothes to not fit!!!!!! :)

Batten down the hatches by bashert Rated: K+ [Reviews - 7] 5
Summary: If he’s being honest with himself, and he rarely is because being honest with himself never turns out to be anything but depressing, he’s been kind of a tool lately.


A brief foray into the World of Toby.
Categories: Other, Present
Characters: Toby
Genres: Oneshot
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2164 Read Count: 2150 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 29, 2009 Updated: September 29, 2009
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: September 30, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: I'll go all the way as long as you go first

Oh Toby. This is why I love you. You may be pathetic bitter Toby, but every once in a while you do get Optimistic Toby... awww...I loved it!

First Talk With Daddy by Klutzygirl Rated: K+ [Reviews - 5] 3
Summary: After friends and family leave the hospital, Jim has a talk with his newborn daughter. Season six fic.
Categories: Jim and Pam, Future
Characters: Jim, Jim/Pam, Pam
Genres: Fluff, Married, Oneshot
Warnings: No Warnings Apply
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 456 Read Count: 2251 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 30, 2009 Updated: September 30, 2009
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: January 03, 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Sophia was one of my favorite names for a baby. Then I met the world's fussiest baby named Sophia. And now it's more like "Sophia! Just please be quiet, two seconds, please!" She doesn't really listen.

Besides that minor fact (which doesn't distract from the story), absolutely lovely!



Author's Response: Thank you so much for reading and reviewing! I love that story. I'm glad you liked this!

Words are not Enough by Dedeen Rated: K [Reviews - 3] 2
Summary: Jim and Pam some day in February. Jim's POV
Categories: Present, Jim and Pam
Characters: Jim/Pam
Genres: Fluff, Married, Oneshot
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 516 Read Count: 2876 ePub Downloads: 0
[Report This] Published: September 30, 2009 Updated: October 02, 2009
Reviewer: EmilyHalpert Signed
Date: October 04, 2009 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Go team boy! :)


Author's Response: You're a team boy too? Great! I just think Jim and Pam having a girl is expected (in a way), but the unexpected will be them having a boy! Do you follow? Yeah so... I cheer for boy!